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@Google I'm not a fan of this ploy of yours to make me pay money for extra storage for Gmail. I've been deleting em… https://t.co/WALdKmkeZ7
7/23
2019
1/ If the Dems blow this election it will not be because they were "too far left on policy" or because they "weren'… https://t.co/6zryaeCOOB
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7/22
2019
IT'S IMPORTANT TO EDUCATE OURSELVES Listen to: Ep. 132 David Wallace-Wells "The Power of Panic" - https://t.co/jNgF3kAIDe
7/15
2019
@MajeedNami You'll get no argument from me, my brother. People need to wake the fuck up. @Sifill_LDF I wish the detainees had thrown their shit at Pence and Graham ... fling it like a monkey would, right in their stupid faces.
7/14
2019
This is why we need our warrior of peace, @JoeBiden #sarcasmimplied https://t.co/0G4wjSOHfVIntegral to a Left movement and to repairing this broken system is preventing Joe Biden from groping his way to the… https://t.co/mUTOcaqtgt
Retweeted by ■■■■■I want him there just to tear into Joe Biden a little bit. https://t.co/O0VaxNXnMZ @AnandWrites ...meet Nassim Nicholas Taleb. Let's get this revolution started. Wake up @BernieSanders and @AOChttps://t.co/VqpDMSngeu
7/12
2019
#mypersonalgift I can tell if someone is an asshole just by seeing their face.#fuckyoupaulryan https://t.co/P2LDI84HyyI just want to send a hearty FUCK YOU, BRAD PITT! to pretty boy grandpa, Brad Pitt. He's producing a show in Georg… https://t.co/c6NpbyvuCESome will say it's fake. https://t.co/Ks7Ako64wD @economic_hitman I'm nearly finished with "Confessions of an Economic Hit Man" and I must tell you, it's life changing, John - THANK YOU!!!Read a free sample of the #NewConfessions by @economic_hitman https://t.co/r3fOsNfnFk @OklasotaGal @shaunking @BernieSanders It's hilarious that you expect a "lone wolf" to single handedly change our g… https://t.co/XubpW1DVp7
7/11
2019
Fox guest enthusiastically spins a new survey showing 23% of American expect to never retire: "What a great country… https://t.co/6bXsR41Gmr
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7/9
2019
@EricMoneypenny Any info on date for tickets?
7/8
2019
@crainsberry Tickets go on sale yet?
7/7
2019
Anand, you nailed it once again...the cruelty is the point. https://t.co/mR5rXy2g3O
7/5
2019
if I was one of these insanely rich dudes, I would be opening gigantic hospitals and housing and libraries and crea… https://t.co/wWOYvNYvJE
Retweeted by ■■■■■ @heathercampbell 1000 times YES! I have been saying this in my car, to myself, for years. Thank you for putting it out there. @StevenGoonivers @jp_ocelot @MayaudonJose @mothconnoissuer @briebriejoy @besslevin @TeenVogue You good?
7/2
2019
@ParhamGhobadi Where's the full clip? I would love to see how all these people contributed to this conversation. @spstern @Busboywriter @Chalkarts @bradleyrsimpson @AnandWrites @IvankaTrump For many people in Red States, our f**… https://t.co/Dht4WRiL4FFor too many people, their top priority is protecting their access to wealth and power. They also believe that our… https://t.co/p5hhMxAk15
6/30
2019
Whoever wins the Democratic primary will run against a man whose great, and maybe only, skill is simple ideas that… https://t.co/3daUsfMzf9
Retweeted by ■■■■■.@AnandWrites says Democrats should keep their message simple, which Trump does well. Positions like Medicare for a… https://t.co/9eNKaWNXsV
Retweeted by ■■■■■ @TheXTineLittle @DoriteGNizzani Yea, ur hair was 🔥 and your set was too.
6/28
2019
"Let’s admit out loud what we all know to be true: A wealth tax can start to address the economic inequality erodin… https://t.co/ND3ShB9RK8
Retweeted by ■■■■■ @eddiepepitone Phew! I guess I'm alive to you, because I am voting #Bernie2020 @TheXTineLittle hey Christine! My wife and I saw you tonight at Comedy and Magic in Hermosa. Hilarious set tonight! And I love your hair!
6/27
2019
@jimhardawayCA @AimIessFriend @CabanForQueens @DemSocialists Yeah, good luck with that. @jimhardawayCA @AimIessFriend @CabanForQueens @DemSocialists You're a dying breed. Seriously, how old are you? Look… https://t.co/hW1OnhVATDhttps://t.co/dbj0VE5VQY this will be one of those things I bring up when someone references the marshmallow test at… https://t.co/IVATBlPGpI
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6/26
2019
@heathercampbell @beckdrys ah bummer. Is this a monthly thing you do? @heathercampbell @beckdrys Wait, what? It says June 10th on the link. https://t.co/mE5HPDqbDX @JayHawke10 @rcbregman I've heard his ideas, and to hear you call them basic bad ideas just makes me think you don'… https://t.co/OYaJh598s0 @JayHawke10 @rcbregman Simpleton? Who are you, Jay? A former lawyer, turned entrepreneur? More like a know-it-all blowhard. @MajeedNami @BernieSanders @AOC @RoKhanna @rontkim I like her. I really hope to see a #SandersWarren2020 ticket.
6/25
2019
This coalition should incl. @justicedems @DemSocialists @DSA_LosAngeles @TYT @TheRealNews @ChrisLynnHedgeshttps://t.co/Xgw5cIuwcOIn addition, every newsperson, whether mainstream or independent, who identifies as a Progressive, needs to join fo… https://t.co/SkcLhy7t1eMy eyes are open to the realities of life. The rich are getting richer and the rest of us are getting poorer. In or… https://t.co/S9SbsWJTnS @NickHanauer do you have an idea on when your Pitchfork podcast about debt-free college is going to be released? @ikebarinholtz That will be one stupid fucking library!
6/24
2019
@coppertone @MISStiffanyMA Really get that right thighThe bottom half of Americans are poorer than before the internet was invented. We have managed to sequester half o… https://t.co/ZJjjKZBNV3
Retweeted by ■■■■■ @ryangrim +they want to divide progressives-we must unite or we lose #SandersWarren2020 "Bankers’ biggest fear: The… https://t.co/QkLiVbQxkj
Retweeted by ■■■■■ @_featherofmaat @ryangrim Hit them with BOTH- #SandersWarren2020 @mattknudsen YESSSSSSS!"THE HANGOVER, HANGOVER 2, DUE DATE, CUT OUT OF FUNNY PEOPLE!" #YES #YOUGOTIT #POSITIVEENERGY #BRODYBENCH https://t.co/GZtckwKGnE
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6/23
2019
@mothconnoissuer @briebriejoy @StevenGoonivers @besslevin @TeenVogue What does falun gong have to do with a right w… https://t.co/cdRTu6D0Nr @mothconnoissuer @briebriejoy @StevenGoonivers @besslevin @TeenVogue Falun gong? What's that? @EmmaVigeland Hopefully he'll be ⚰ soon 🤞, afterall, he's no spring 🐔“Joe Biden shouldn’t be president. If he ends up being the nominee, better him than Trump, but I think that’s a rea… https://t.co/o7DqqA8Qzz
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6/22
2019
@thehaleywebb This tattoo is amazing
6/21
2019
Drop everything and watch this. So rare to see one of our preeminent writers speaking truth not just to any power… https://t.co/4xcgP0yokZ
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6/20
2019
This is how it works. A company avoids taxes for years. Helps starve California of resources. Then it donates a r… https://t.co/Ae1gdlCh0c
Retweeted by ■■■■■ @ksorbs That's telling, isn't it?
6/19
2019
Amen to this! https://t.co/gTfbGDKGkC
6/16
2019
While folks are "laughing" at democratic socialism, people are dying from unfettered capitalism. "Call it democra… https://t.co/hzo7VFnXZB
Retweeted by ■■■■■Not shitting you, but I just looked at my phone, and at 8:40am my battery was 84%. Holy ****!!! I'm f***ing going to Vegas, babby! @actblue I appreciate the suggestion. But I should be able to put my name on a pledge without donating money. Those… https://t.co/k6PT290OBV @NickHanauer You speak about FAIRNESS in Pitchfork Economics podcasts, and I wonder if you can tell me how we sell… https://t.co/m5Xzta1FEz @actblue As a Progressive who struggles financially, it's very frustrating that every candidate or group that I wan… https://t.co/878NlonjrJ
6/13
2019
@PunkRockSkeptic That's not fair @SMBspeak Are you hitting the skatepark? I will not join you, but I wish you safe travels.From the NeueHouse stop in Los Angeles https://t.co/39k2QYzmDc
6/12
2019
@dave73oh @GKBesterfriend @daveweigel https://t.co/getEfv3gKm @weismanjake @corporate @ComedyCentral What is the story over there? Why do good shows only get 3 seasons and then shown the door?Me - The World is falling apart. A Person who Lacks Empathy - How so? I'm doing pretty good, my job is going well… https://t.co/6bqqW4Ipew @rushkoff Hey Doug, Hope you're enjoying your time away from @teamhumanshow . I was just listening to the Clive T… https://t.co/H071u4WMqZ
6/11
2019
@EmmaVigeland I like her a lot, but I really worry about Trump's Pocahontas attacks. Idiotic undecideds could be s… https://t.co/FlSvRNuOek
6/9
2019
@Brotherwags I just saw John Wick a week ago, and I'm already tired of the genre. Guess I'm old. @scottsantens @AndrewYang @yang_campaign @Zach_Graumann Is this an April's Fool joke? @TLC I'd rather choke on hot vomit than watch this garbage fire @chrisfairbanks You forgot flat ass https://t.co/m4eKI4Ryrc
6/8
2019
How about #RUNAct ? https://t.co/Ffp0C231qwAnd a follow up, is it possible to lower the cost of living to make it easier for the majority of citizens to parti… https://t.co/lTOISHwhFJ @AnandWrites I love your work. I must ask, what are America's Captains of Industry going to do to create an econo… https://t.co/jBKS0bRB9xFull video here: https://t.co/Q5HhnYQ5t6
Retweeted by ■■■■■ @Chris_arnade Chris, I don't know you, but I'm curious if you have an opinion on the country's overall business pla… https://t.co/tMItsxExl4I'm not shitting you when I tell you I just took my phone out of my pocket and the time was 11:11. What are the odds? #Apocalypse @TheDailyShow @ConnieRazza Connie, who is your pick for the Democratic nominee to take on Trump? Who can actually b… https://t.co/4JA4fyQ8XY @ConnieRazza found you through @NickHanauer #PitchforkEconomics Do you subscribe to the ideas of R. Buckminster Fu… https://t.co/D1rLfuIvBR @ClarissaLValdez @AnandWrites @BernieSanders So Clarissa, who would you say is our Beacon of Hope? The Walton famil… https://t.co/WonjIrbpZAWe don't think of politicians as educators. But one of @BernieSanders' projects is teaching Americans to see themse… https://t.co/7DjprtalOB
Retweeted by ■■■■■The Captains of Industry have lied to us. There are not enough good paying jobs that would allow for common people… https://t.co/VbjfBCJuZd
6/7
2019
@DonnaDiva @AnandWrites @BernieSanders @TIME Yes! You'll show HIM! @PinchandScrimp @AnandWrites @Morning_Joe @BernieSanders @TIME "Florida Man Posts Some Idiotic Bullshit on Twitter" @PinchandScrimp @AnandWrites @Morning_Joe @BernieSanders @TIME Everytine, All the tine... good political post.
6/6
2019
@Gee_FamO Fuck Tracy Morgan! That piece of shit looks like a kit car. #karmaisabitch3/ Karma is a real bitch sometimes2/ The second way is to buy a $2,000,000 Bugatti, have it for approximately 1 hr and then get side-swiped while driving it.1/ If you are severely injured in an auto accident, there are a couple ways you can live your life after a horrific… https://t.co/xOdzkajmraI'm glad that Tracy Morgan is ok, but perhaps Karma had a hand in this #fuckurbugatti
6/5
2019
1/ So often, we think that big problems require complex solutions. This is what I call the ‘complexity bias’. Peopl… https://t.co/ExYWSQodt2
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6/4
2019
@NickHanauer Hey Nick, big fan, finished the Monopoly/Monopsony ep. Around ~32mins, Jonathan Tepper says consumers… https://t.co/XAjNPcyqsV
6/2
2019
One year ago today, I was a long-shot candidate for Congress that debuted this video. We had no news coverage, vir… https://t.co/nCmZq8SpdA
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5/30
2019

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