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Stonekettle @Stonekettle Dinosaur Swamp. Venus

Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey

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Joined Twitter 5/19/09


No. The Senate has clearly stated that Trump can do anything he wants, no matter what. Ask @SenatorCollins, she'l… https://t.co/9EJwtFYketYOu should really read this article. https://t.co/ssFUn3G3VGWelcome to Coffeyville, Kansas, where the judge has no law degree, debt collectors get a cut of the bail, and Ameri… https://t.co/Xv7CRHDXPx
Retweeted by Stonekettle @MykeCole @SamSykesSwears I'm not sorry. @MykeCole @SamSykesSwears Did somebody say ... Roperesque? https://t.co/9X3ZJ9zgBi @cstross The sound a writer makes when he finally figures out how the goddamn book ends? @MysterySolvent GOOP Video where Gwyneth Paltrow describes the dangers of coffee enemas and sneezing. https://t.co/WNIOzMJyGhHow you think you get to be a billionaire? https://t.co/oLeZmGarguhE DonAtEs HiS sAleRy! -- every Stormtrumper, probably. https://t.co/lEQKDl9nz4Glanced at the internet. Saw this picture. Reflexively tried to zoom out. Thought the police might be chasing… https://t.co/tzLrUY0V21
2/17
2020
Filet-O-Fish? https://t.co/e12PbcGszf @Stonekettle Regarding your recent piece on the D of I, I think this particular sentence is apt. “A Prince, whose… https://t.co/99CJgHtcPe
Retweeted by StonekettleYou get a Big Mac and you get a Big Mac and YOU get a Big Mac... https://t.co/ohon2iz8bsI like that the car is comically distorted as if Trump was a character in a Tim Burton movie. https://t.co/JYpn20U2nGTrump pretends to pay us, we pretend to use concrete. -- Putin's America https://t.co/vA4A9OvqYIFake News. I mean, you'd think a guy who's paid for as many boob jobs as Trump has would have a better grasp (I'm… https://t.co/8jSIEv9dqo @Annieslif @GailSimone Well, I suspect that's actually an authentic screengrab of some of the fanbois I see manspla… https://t.co/WhLL3tpENE @Chess_1967 @SBRiley23 Wait 'till he finds out I didn't make the camera or personally grind the lens I use either.Because the Wall is forever until the next time the wind blows. https://t.co/QpI6WZk6sFI swear, @GailSimone, I've seen every one of these tweets damned near verbatim on my timeline in the last 24 hours. https://t.co/1VJnKfu5w0 @Chess_1967 @SBRiley23 Starting think maybe Kyle is full of shit. https://t.co/PQBqbXWVE5 @mrbarnard1 Yeah, that's what got me too. If the concrete isn't cured, was still WET for fuck's sake, why would you… https://t.co/Q2XO1JAsXHApparently https://t.co/gwKKATz5uqGuy who can't operate a toilet or an umbrella and who doesn't understand how quotes work, explains engineering. https://t.co/vA4A9OvqYII begin to understand why these people might have trouble comprehending what the words in our founding documents me… https://t.co/uRCxJEjIeGapparently. I'd maybe stay away from any Trump Tower though. https://t.co/TSl8g3kVMBI'm just trying to understand this tweet. The news reported that a section of the Wall fell over. And a section… https://t.co/S2aXNWZlTtBut it DID fall over though, right? Also, if your concrete, even just poured, is "soaking wet" you're doing it wr… https://t.co/W9yoLrtNw4 @katebeaman You may.The work of a Toadie is never done. https://t.co/HITQwhDMiHIf entitlements need more money, hold a garage sale and sell some fucking stealth bombers. https://t.co/qJZrLC8oeRWhen I mentioned voter intimidation at the polls in yesterday's essay on Stonekettle Station, a number of Conservat… https://t.co/2iulTLNo4CExcerpt from @Stonekettle essay: Those Who Forget History We live in a country where people of color are shot down… https://t.co/Nutg7rNnlI
Retweeted by StonekettleThank you for reading it. https://t.co/Zuh0zoScYdYeah, that's pretty good. I'm all for it. https://t.co/yIofCiXnGhI don't know that "sad" is the word I'd use, but yeah, what you said. https://t.co/KLf7PaQYO6The truly brilliant thing about this article by @Stonekettle is those who really misunderstand the constitution & d… https://t.co/MlN8fS1GZ2
Retweeted by Stonekettle"You want a better nation? Be better citizens." @Stonekettle Today, Americans who quote the Preamble of the Decla… https://t.co/gPz7qcsH6I
Retweeted by StonekettleAnd the best part of this plan is when you protest that these entitlements are things you've paid into your entire… https://t.co/JrjSQvQxQDLike his tax cuts, SOMEBODY will have to pay for Trump's promises. Somebody will have to pay for Joni Ernst's "ent… https://t.co/21jiQ5Wqx8Essentially, modern American Republicanism is the Scut Farkus of political ideologies. 7/I.e. the motto of Republicans: Fuck you, I got mine and even if I don't got mine, fuck you anyway. Besides if it re… https://t.co/vWVh5l6t3SWhich is, coincidentally, the same exact plan Trump and Republicans have for combatting the national debt, climate… https://t.co/hqymuHKbJVThe poor, people of color, the disabled ("moochers," in Republican vernacular) and the younger generation who won't… https://t.co/c9lZWJKXRCWhen he says Republicans will protect YOUR entitlements, you need to pay attention to the weasel words. Because tho… https://t.co/6vBXYu5K4nSee, what he actually meant was that he'll protect entitlements for rich old white republican Trump voters. When… https://t.co/tr7j4Z4WqUTrump's repeated promise, as recently as the State of the Union Address, that Republicans would protect your Social… https://t.co/ESW7ERxPsm @melizzle71 @wakenbrake My favorite part was where he repeatedly claims to be broke, but also claims to wear a Role… https://t.co/YhMXLD2Rb2Stonekettle, a veteran, has more knowledge of the US Constitution and Declaration of Independence than most of the… https://t.co/2W7MQBCbU1
Retweeted by StonekettleTrump's promise that Republicans would protect your Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid wasn't a lie. It just… https://t.co/QJVZbvbV2vOh f*ck. @Stonekettle has the bull by the horns. Town criers should recite this essay in town squares across the la… https://t.co/QgClc5OruL
Retweeted by StonekettleI will always retweet @Stonekettle https://t.co/V2VYSqij7T
Retweeted by StonekettleButtigieg on homophobic attacks: "I'm not going to be lectured on family values from the likes of Rush Limbaugh or… https://t.co/qy6OB0FwdH
Retweeted by StonekettleAs always, @Stonekettle says it best. I appreciate his writing so much-a warning note struck amongst the inertia. E… https://t.co/xJLn3bDhyH
Retweeted by StonekettleYou think you know the Declaration of Independence? You don't. More very wise words from @Stonekettle If you a… https://t.co/FMQZMl4iWV
Retweeted by StonekettleA Southern Baptist pastor hid his history of sexual abuse and became a school superintendent. When his congregants… https://t.co/Tjg3Ul6YZF
Retweeted by StonekettleOn CNN, Marc Short, chief of staff for Pence, insists AG Barr's move to reduce Roger Stone's sentencing recommendat… https://t.co/2AyScGzKQj
Retweeted by StonekettleBuwah? https://t.co/mBbCj7mngK @Stonekettle at his absolute finest. "Today, the very Americans who quote the Preamble of the Declaration as justi… https://t.co/UgkmGwlWxD
Retweeted by StonekettleThis is a must-read from Mark Butler, a former superintendent at @JoshuaTreeNPS, on the threat speculative oil and… https://t.co/cn9eXDl3ZL
Retweeted by StonekettleAnother day, another... One dead, four injured after shooting at Connecticut nightclub - New York Daily News https://t.co/VZ1kftUIR3
Retweeted by StonekettleSpoiler: Barr had no ethics or integrity. He did not step down. https://t.co/rLLnj04E3sShare this and discuss Prudence. Good one like that ! Thank you @Stonekettle https://t.co/qjzSP0FB4K
Retweeted by StonekettleEvery @Stonekettle essay is worth reading. But this one is maybe his very best. https://t.co/3qMS8fWmoi
Retweeted by Stonekettle @wakenbrake There's something very strange about that account. He might be mentally ill. Whatever, I'm not a doct… https://t.co/50NKSA1xVU @wakenbrake His entire timeline is basically a study in arrogant incel. He might be the single greatest man to ever… https://t.co/WdRQSNbxUdI'm late to this, but if you've got the right class, this long (partisan, but what isn't) close-reading of the Decl… https://t.co/FdT8ZIJpwC
Retweeted by StonekettleThis essay. A must read! Every journalist should read this. @cdnpoli And share widely. Well said @Stonekettle.… https://t.co/BuNoYpRDdy
Retweeted by Stonekettle @wakenbrake He's obviously superior to my poor self in every way. He uses a Mont Blanc. You know he's fancy.You’ve probably already seen this in your feed. It’s long.But it’s a must-read essay from the irreplaceable… https://t.co/Ir79mRNHqH
Retweeted by Stonekettle @JaniceFaye4 I *live* in his district @kylemcampbell Made about five thousand handmade pens last year. Examples from today's sale. https://t.co/s4PhnCZk1JPlease proofread and spellcheck your tweets (roll vs. role) (Authotized vs. authorized). And fact-check: IG did n… https://t.co/QSPX6tEbrB
Retweeted by StonekettleOh, you could say that. https://t.co/zKskD2nlq3I make a hell of a lot of pens. Never made one of these. hmmm. https://t.co/kGSH5DrDNPI've always just assumed my wife knows everything. Everything. https://t.co/caNbxlJfxl @POstradick Thanks I appreciate it.Stonekettle Station: Those Who Forget History. A well written, thoughtful, and chilling piece. You need to read thi… https://t.co/3fJ2K6faSC
Retweeted by StonekettleWho? https://t.co/bmz48ynTqw @soledadobrien Cupcakes make up for a lot.Surprise Ending. A discussion of immigration policy in UK under Boris Johnson. https://t.co/VeC6Dk2feCHoly shit this article. https://t.co/NtLmh65ZwIFun fact: Milk Dud is suing the author and the publisher https://t.co/YXIieipMds
Retweeted by StonekettleTFW you totally forgot about that time you got busted for DUI and your dad the bigshot state senator used his get o… https://t.co/oUJ3bq6Lb3
2/16
2020
@RageTheme I used to live in Fallbrook.You must read Stonekettle on the actual American Revolution! https://t.co/Ac7dzFvknP
Retweeted by StonekettleStonekettle Station: Those Who Forget History https://t.co/WVVRDCZksB
Retweeted by StonekettleNew from Stonekettle: For Those Who Forget History A little treatise on the whole Declaration of Independence. I… https://t.co/2z53gKmmec
Retweeted by StonekettleAnother great piece from Stonekettle Station: Those Who Forget History #DeclarationofIndependence says who? https://t.co/iRFSvl0O41
Retweeted by StonekettleBeagle Break. https://t.co/ZQFaZbqaXlA Must Read! America's Forefathers had 27 grievances against Mad King George and included each one in the Declarati… https://t.co/qD1wRdmCCm
Retweeted by StonekettleStonekettle has a hot load of grape shot for Trump and his supporters. https://t.co/IjjuGHTxDh
Retweeted by StonekettleThis cannot be shared enough. Send it to your conservative relatives. Via @Stonekettle https://t.co/L00Bd91wcr
Retweeted by Stonekettle.@Stonekettle; you nailed it but good! This is essential reading that needs to be shared all over the interwebs. https://t.co/j2IuAspvsr
Retweeted by Stonekettle @lisamurkowski's impeachment vote explained: https://t.co/BRo8UQouvtAnother excellent piece from Stonekettle. https://t.co/lANI8CctC7
Retweeted by StonekettleTrump returned to Mar-a-Lago for the 29th golf-related trip of his presidency to his for-profit resort, raising his… https://t.co/PlM7XofUk5
Retweeted by StonekettleThis is a “must read.” As @Stonekettle often says “if we want a better country, we must be better citizens”...by u… https://t.co/pfzSnTOeQn
Retweeted by StonekettleToday is the 7th anniversary of the largest asteroid impact on Earth in over a century: the Chelyabinsk impact. Her… https://t.co/RiDCqKcNvj
Retweeted by StonekettleYep. They tend to go fast. https://t.co/AxBMXvNAVn
2/15
2020

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