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Stonekettle @Stonekettle Dinosaur Swamp. Venus

Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey

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Joined Twitter 5/19/09


I ... what? Again, I know it's not all gamers, but goddamn if every time one shows up here, it's always the same. https://t.co/OzdGO7mnqv @realDonaldTrump Why is it, these great defenders of democracy only ever seem to think of ways to LIMIT voting, not… https://t.co/3nx4AL0j65
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According to Florida's records, Trump voted a normal mail-in ballot sent to Mar-a-Lago, not an absentee ballot sent… https://t.co/25ghyVMQTA
Retweeted by StonekettlePresident Trump after railing against mail in voting and claiming there is widespread fraud without providing evide… https://t.co/leAz2HMfaA
Retweeted by StonekettleThe best way to get me to pay attention to or follow you is to be funny or to be an expert in a field I admire. Wh… https://t.co/gyxZkJjqMi
Retweeted by Stonekettle @realDonaldTrump Absentee ballots are literally mail-in voting. How can one be a great way to vote for senior citiz… https://t.co/PPcLUBbiM2
Retweeted by Stonekettle @Stonekettle Been vacillating between dispair and furious anger all day. Dispair’s been winning, but after reading… https://t.co/Yj33lt75sF
Retweeted by StonekettleI think the odds of moving in the direction of the world you say you want are a substantially better with Biden and… https://t.co/OkyVsHU452TFW you're pretty sure people of color might be doing some voting. https://t.co/5GmRR5zMN0Is that something I can get from the local take-out? https://t.co/qP4I07XMSJAnd suddenly we're back to the 80's movie that got me banned from John Cusack's timeline. https://t.co/JSc6yj7iZI @JemSeo Good old Gordy. Now I have to queue that up.Scottish, I imagine. https://t.co/wowcVVoKxzYou know I'm prone to violence, right? https://t.co/HyRotEdDDNAlso the parmesan cheese flavored ones. https://t.co/gvk9cOsfTRThis. This is what being a responsible citizen looks like. You do your duty. Even if you don't want to. https://t.co/CQ6cVxvsMLHappy Overpass to you all and a joyful Bananarama. https://t.co/HYa8rmgOTxMy guy? I don't have a guy. I had a gal that I really liked, but she dropped out. So now, I'll support the cand… https://t.co/hMKKOf2t6w'bout average. https://t.co/dP0UFYQeOrLooking at some peeled garlic cloves in my fridge that have molded. Wut? https://t.co/t5VmBTNPi1I have some Whiskey Stones in the office freezer and some 12 year old Macallen, I'll see what happens. https://t.co/KSKHkUGmlM @mesocycloni @threadreaderapp Thread Readers are blocked from my timeline.I'm not sure who you're describing, but I should probably follow that guy. https://t.co/ul1Hp7AeD6Well, if you don't want that to happen, then I guess you better show up. And bring all of your friends. https://t.co/E2OhTlxQBYIf you vote for Trump because Joe Biden gives shitty interviews, Joe Biden might not be the problem. https://t.co/lYLeX5fVekThen you should have aimed better. https://t.co/fLHz1dOyUsI wouldn't be living where I am if it was simple. https://t.co/xkKRO1SkGxI think you've dialed the wrong number. There's nobody here by that name. Good bye. https://t.co/vZIbJsi82EIt's just part of life. Nothing to be sorry about. https://t.co/FrRJKz9FEqI'm happy to be your problem every fucking day. And twice on Sunday. https://t.co/aO7VP23ZsiI'll be that sounded really clever in your head. Should have kept it there. https://t.co/sjCpO5ddp0 @LeonardPittsJr1 Same.** WARNING ** The Russian trolls pretending to be Bernie Bros will be out en masse declaring they won’t vote for B… https://t.co/dR76CQiVRq
Retweeted by StonekettleSome days I can't tell one side from the other. https://t.co/21wJQUjiLRI'm not sure what you're talking about. I demand better of Trump -- and better THAN Trump -- every single day. https://t.co/wUoKupYmfNYou should take it personally. https://t.co/8c74pkI0NeWhen it comes to gamers and poorly coded software, it's sometimes hard to tell the two apart. https://t.co/WekiHvPsm0¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ZdEC0oPZDtAGAIN, for those in the cheap seats: BIDEN WASN'T MY CHOICE EITHER. https://t.co/gH9aMrEdr2I would never ask you to reconcile it. Biden should face it, address the charge head on and see it resolved, in c… https://t.co/iWcw7uIar0Attacking the accuser is what those like Trump did. What you all, rightfully, called Hillary out for, when her husb… https://t.co/EUf0iToCavSo give up. Lay down and die. I mean, what's the point, right? https://t.co/B1oMkdtJRUYou guys should put that on T-shirts and sell them at your next Klan rally. https://t.co/pZ21UeG3wAUday 2020 https://t.co/2UaX9kfBVvAnd that's how you get more evil. https://t.co/dPJFK3FzUIIf you're so fucking stupid and childish you think sitting home and not participating in the Republic is actually g… https://t.co/YZTydPvnaM @CMCRET WTAF? @Stonekettle “If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you w… https://t.co/Pj16Zz7gv7
Retweeted by StonekettleThe deck was stacked against those who marched at Selma all those years ago. The deck was stacked against the suffr… https://t.co/EughdYliBANot really sure what this means, but, sure. Whatever. https://t.co/cobZz6ih1E @snarkytoes @jackassletters @fruitwrinkles @threadreaderapp You understand that some us don't our material removed… https://t.co/8X4Ju2oC7mIf you're trying to make me blush, it's not working. Totally not working. https://t.co/etf5Gifh91They can. Just as they can choose to go to the beach and party in the middle of a pandemic, endangering the lives o… https://t.co/hhXiZW05VOAnd that's the difference, right there. When Republicans told us that Trump would become presidential, and he did… https://t.co/oEkEJplp33I don't buy any of your premise. Anyone can win, if WE show up and vote for them. Now the choice is Biden. If w… https://t.co/XyklT21BjsBecause bots and troll accounts push ideas and memes into the public awareness and shape public opinion. https://t.co/Ix58JZDGbsEvery day is the same when you shelter in place. https://t.co/aorUhdjI57And yet, here we are. https://t.co/WJJ36pXZxtThat's what she said. https://t.co/HoKo9YZK1II drink and I block, both liberally. https://t.co/CN4WjZuDI3I ... don't know what that means. Be more specific. https://t.co/UMvSkBK6MQBecause, Pancho, tilting at windmills is what I do. Now, hand my sword and saddle up. https://t.co/bDyo2ktXHNWHO? Who are these "radical left democrats" who have "gone absolutely crazy?" Who? How many are there? Is it a h… https://t.co/NY4vr95KibWhat is that you want from me? I don't like the choices either. Still, those are the choices. https://t.co/PY1eeYeF9s @pbnjdomenico I might know such a lad indeed.Just a reminder that the President, First Lady, and Chairwoman of the Republican National Committee have all voted… https://t.co/YWsA7MeSUV
Retweeted by StonekettleCONFIRMED: @tylerperry paid for all groceries during Seniors Hour at 44 Atlanta-area @Kroger stores. Look at these… https://t.co/FpDf7aU9Xs
Retweeted by StonekettleAfter this election -- if we have one -- it probably won't matter. https://t.co/d7C93QJNWLTrump could not be making it clearer that a divided Democratic Party – and in particular an aggrieved Sanders coali… https://t.co/2IyzXFdi5D
Retweeted by Stonekettle @jcandrijeski Of course it's a terrible idea. BUT, if you look at my timeline and the bitter, bitter disappointme… https://t.co/MJSwseE2M0sky here has been overcast for 3 days. Sorry. https://t.co/4M9jwNKvkZ @therealfgchavez Go ahead and ... what? https://t.co/jIGkrvOeXiFair enough. I ask again: what's YOUR plan? https://t.co/y2qJsunDSb @therealfgchavez What's a "rider?" But to answer your question: I have never "fucked with Sanders supporters," I'… https://t.co/41kmm8VNOwBetting tonight's Reality TV President presser is going to be bonkers. More bonkers, I mean.You logics are the fail here. https://t.co/YU8r5N9G6XRoundstone Rye. Catoctin Creek Distilling Company, in Loudoun County. https://t.co/OVOanFCsmvHow not to use gloves by @GovRonDeSantis. https://t.co/CjBFLBzzaR
Retweeted by StonekettleI've been to both, several times. I'm aware of it. That said, CONTEXT. https://t.co/6lScsIRSpeSAY THAT Dan Rather! https://t.co/Tiek8fwyF0
Retweeted by StonekettleAn important point: Sanders ending his campaign and letting Biden consolidate the nomination officially gets this g… https://t.co/QzowkVXKIH
Retweeted by Stonekettle @denise_sikkema @threadreaderapp Thread Reader Apps are blocked from my timeline.Um ... https://t.co/v9Nr3sUF1MYou know, I said I wasn't going to block people for being dicks today, but you're really testing my resolve. https://t.co/PLEPc7pAr2 @AlexJohnsonFry1 @realzLR Seriously, how did you not get that was sarcasm?I sure don't either. Still, here we are. https://t.co/z0ZBQ7q2oRI'm not going to have this fight with you. https://t.co/2WOjfKZNOYThe point of my comment was that the base of the party might not be enough. https://t.co/8wpqSoij1N @BeckyChill It's not really wrath. It's more pissing into the wind. @SuHarrington1 @Reductress Yeah. THAT'S the joke.I can't think of his name either, but I love that guy. He's kind of an asshole though. https://t.co/IOX8zjyuBwJust in case you all needed something more to argue about, I would point out to you that THIS guy is also disappoin… https://t.co/u9i1PS0ShWHow? The same way they elected Obama in 2008, and lost the House to the Tea Party in 2010. How? The same way… https://t.co/eESgZIpqaSWithout the Senate, Trump would be a lame duck. Without the Senate, so will be the Democrat who replaces him. Y… https://t.co/HmdUekU3iO...you lose everything else. All those rights you all tell me are so important? Abortion. LGBT rights. Labor. Civil… https://t.co/3b7DMWYM9YWell, yes. Obviously. I warned you all of this when disappointed democrats decided to stay home in 2014 and hand… https://t.co/41QNOWS4wd.@OfficialJLD you’ve never looked better. 💄 Let's bend the curve by staying home and keeping our distance, Califor… https://t.co/kFkgcC9f09
Retweeted by StonekettleI'm going to suspend blocking for a while -- except for obvious troll accounts. Bernie supporters were very passi… https://t.co/kTVuwmPO6I¯\(°_o)/¯ https://t.co/7U6nVzWTfkWell, at least it's a plan. Awesome. https://t.co/XCaVqrE26w
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