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nervous and in the kitchen. she/her. journalism @ gw. been described as “aggressively new jerseyan”

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Joined Twitter 7/25/12


I have post traumatic vex disorder (ptvd)
Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️ @nsemel9 absolute banger tweet noah
10/19
2021
tried to blindly recreate the trader joe’s romesco dip. I did a decent job but did not measure or write anything do… https://t.co/FY4zy0wU6fnew blender just dropped and with it , finally, my red pepper sauce https://t.co/UV1tLmdSpEmommy? sorry . mommy? https://t.co/DOrMBs9xXBmy birthday is 3 months away. plenty of time to order this shirt as a gift… https://t.co/DEBt1hVAoa
10/18
2021
9pm HBO https://t.co/8mGVByE4N0
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10/17
2021
@nsemel9 so proud of you
10/16
2021
sometimes you decide to put a bunch of ingredients into your blender for a red pepper pesto only to find that your… https://t.co/PsT9PbhVBY
10/15
2021
guy who says “i’m putting on the sex playlist” and it’s just the seinfeld theme songtweeting this then logging off to sleep soundly: the pitcher and the guy who hits it should be on the same team (in a baseball game).
10/14
2021
these 2 did more for italian americans than col*mbus ever could https://t.co/clqWUG9sYm
Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️hot girls have two desires and they are 1) eat baklava 2) do absolutely nothing @_HAILarious THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAYthe one day I’m running late for work the metro is also delayed. Only one of us can be this irresponsible at a time!!!!everybody say a prayer for phil murphy. nothing wrong with him he’s just running against an italian for governor of new jersey :/can y’all watch him for me while i go smoke https://t.co/CZL3qOjPYW
Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️ @jrliskar your most based take imo
10/13
2021
sexiest dinner in a while. feat. cucumber and green onion salad https://t.co/lbkHxjowi5 @jwmarkus99 he tweets yet he will not read his email @JuliaHRusso I have never asked myself this question even once
10/12
2021
@bridgetjperry @bjork BJORK WEEK ❤️do u ever get a honey crisp apple so good u do a body roll @maisiegcook she is the momenthttps://t.co/91AILPJP0Y https://t.co/KPLwT2M8Bz
10/11
2021
there ain’t room in this cultural lexicon for the three of us (*the wonka films to each other)sometimes all I think about is you 🥺 https://t.co/ElrUtr7sV1i’ve found my people https://t.co/3HrmjcQ2iA
Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️ @AzadiZindabad i’m gonna be beta testing a new recipe tonight and if it’s good literally any time. next week.free yourself from the chains of “tasks” and “responsibilities.” embrace making risotto instead.https://t.co/vDs7EeeNKa
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10/10
2021
@nsemel9 so true
10/9
2021
full time mother in law kiss up and meatball rollerI don’t dream of labor I dream of marrying up* (*into a family even more italian than my own)the blacklist is just stupid silence of the lambs
10/8
2021
@bettinamak drop that recipe i’m salivatingwhat is the best song of all time and why is it cosmic love by florence and the machine
10/7
2021
@thehenrylong please don’t slander him he is so handsome in that movie even while committing ethical crimesno car will ever play music as loud as you, nor will any car be constantly covered in strange substances (beach sand, stone dust, diet coke)huge breaking news for everyone who knew me in high school: Deborah (my car) has finally been sold. After many year… https://t.co/AE1yKvzLSv @camusenjoyer UMMM WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO DCmy love language is tagging along on your cvs trip
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10/6
2021
i was too lazy to cut up the carrots so get out of my face about itposting dinner from class because we’re starting to learn R and i’m choosing no to engage https://t.co/EpNj8Epgyjfixed them yall I’m adding tinker to my resume https://t.co/2YoW526yBM @carolinefsavage re entering my raybanification erareject modernity … embrace tradition https://t.co/BWmPokNaWSoh god oh fuck I just lost 80% of my personality https://t.co/ZIz0WGzFiC
10/5
2021
In Circulation is back on https://t.co/LTDaIVodQS tonight at 10 est! To celebrate her birthday and new music, I’ll… https://t.co/PWzbOSyOZW
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10/4
2021
@tarastumpfl boring auction wine guyyes, dating is indeed embarrassing @jwmarkus99good for them. absolutely uncanny likeness https://t.co/6iJAQN1KENstop saying the many saints of newark is the “prequel” to the sopranos. it is the “antipasti” to the sopranos
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10/3
2021
@nsemel9 @max_a_davidson it’s giving cher @belladiana_42 I COULD NOT ENTER THE BUILDING TODAY @nsemel9 don’t act like you don’t saunter“sauntering” https://t.co/0MDv6mpb1m
Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️I will never forgive GW for taking away smpa 24/7 tap access. That is the final straw. @falicia_assman 2am silence of the lambs tweeting .. respectalright they got the red LEDs on 👀 https://t.co/8YoIwxWAQRbusy weekend, business deals don’t take “days off.” The team has now acquired Hill Country Barbecue Market. And res… https://t.co/cQHv3zWwTx
10/2
2021
Hmmm rewatching some 30 Rock right now. Has anyone observed that this is the best show ever produced by a network?
Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️WELL THIS WAS JUST UNCALLED FOR https://t.co/lK8Re6Ca7Bjennifer coolidge as the next james bond
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10/1
2021
I love gilmore girls so much I wish connecticut was realferal hogs strike once again https://t.co/gab3WGIM1E
9/30
2021
in case courtney and erin and I haven't spammed the tl enough: everyone tune into @localsonlywrgw tonight at 8! it'… https://t.co/io7fzWqlXA
Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️not my angle but al has no bad sidesmpa proud moment https://t.co/8DJpnwKcvb
9/29
2021
hot girl behavior can mean any number of things but for me today it’s pickling my own red onionsin the top 10 most important things I learned working in a restaurant was BE CAREFUL washing dishes with calabrian… https://t.co/ctbKsZ513Dveggie sando (tomato, spinach, pickled red onion, and avo spread with goat cheese + calabrian chilies /chili oil) https://t.co/0vJeaJPZDw
9/28
2021
astral projecting into a dimension where phoebe reschedules her dc show
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9/27
2021
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Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️ @starryalisa greek life constantly doing the leg work of being hate-able every single day @_HAILarious the head trauma to fam pipelinewell nobody asked but I did grate cucumber and garlic for the tzatziki (but i’m still not confident on the spelling of tzatziki)
9/26
2021
the elements —> the finished product https://t.co/NH05n0OLXn @ooah0 @jmendelson1 pivoting to the entertainment sector … risky. I like it.scary handshakethrilled to announce that after some lucky investments and a small loan of $1M from my father, I have finally acqui… https://t.co/3pRZLOiLTF @nsemel9 it’s his world we just live herehappy to announce that @A_Ramsfelder and i have acquired the george washington university. happy to have a partner… https://t.co/PfsMywQeL9
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9/25
2021
@thehenrylong controversial but I heard they got nicki minajthey say a watched pot never boils which is why i take mirror selfies in another room while i’m waitingbeing vain online ❤️
Retweeted by Garlic Girl ™️epic shoutout to my mom for the pumpkin bread and the Netflix subscription https://t.co/8EmdtdXeNh
9/24
2021
happy birthday bruce springsteen and a late congrats on beating the drunk driving at sandy hook allegations ❤️
9/23
2021
really good vibes guaranteed 🤠 https://t.co/oO7m3MNUi4 @marxwasadrainer And it’s true, you do
9/22
2021

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