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Comedian. Actor. Writer for The Jim Jefferies Show, Comedy KO, etc. Can be seen on HBO's Westworld, NBC, Comedy Central, MTV, TruTv & crying on public buses.

1,334 Following   9,130 Followers   1,026 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/31/09


@SeanWhiteComedy No! @SeanWhiteComedy something slightly more optimistic https://t.co/sFiI1FNpwb
7/8
2020
@BigBlackDelta @anylaurie16 🙏🏽 thank you @unoonix Haha I’m trying 🤷🏽‍♀️ @MrSteveGroup1 🙏🏽 thank you @DiemmeBlack thank you! @sujataday ❤️❤️❤️ @RealThndrMonkey 🙏🏽 @earth_reject 😂 @spinningcastle @anylaurie16 thank you! @meganderson thank you @IamCrystalMarie ❤️❤️❤️ @jaxdellosso ❤️❤️❤️ @JSalmonComedy Thank you ❤️❤️❤️🤭 @janellejcomic 🙏🏽 @nationalmom ❤️Powerful https://t.co/L56f1xVbQz
Retweeted by SubhahThe only surprising thing about trump cheating on the SATs is that the SATs weren’t pregnant at the time. @doioweyoumoney @ConstantlyGus @festigious 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Elon Musk is the Crash of people - way overrated, stupid white people who think they’re smart love it, and is somehow award-winning?!?
Retweeted by SubhahAnyone else absolutely fascinated with the use of CRISPR in virology? I would let an enzyme cut up my genes like a… https://t.co/FDsPeen6C1
7/7
2020
This will jeopardize the health, safety + futures of countless young people studying in the US. It's a disgrace th… https://t.co/hR28dHH46I
Retweeted by Subhah @MadisonShepard CONGRATULATIONS!What is the Los Angeles Police Protective League? @LAPPL is a narrow special interest group that lobbies our politi… https://t.co/cyNK0aFIqd
Retweeted by Subhahthis is so fucking heartbreaking and it would be nice for someone in the media to start treating the ~multiple murd… https://t.co/NATJx6OtH9
Retweeted by SubhahConspiracy theorists used to be funny. Now they're killing us all and it's fucking terrifying. I miss laughing at a… https://t.co/6bnP82Gtcd
7/6
2020
@DFalterman Don’t slander Flo! 😂 @jamspangle 🤣Instead of cool terminator robots, the ones destroying mankind in 2020 are just bots with bald eagle profile pics calling everyone cucks.I’m really surprised STILL when people learn this for the first time!!! #FreeBritney my birthday twin and favorite… https://t.co/Pr7yAQUrzo
Retweeted by Subhah @thedarkkristal Oh it’s awful @bigswaggyfresh @barvonblaq Support the government blindly or leave is the antithesis to America. Also I’m arguing… https://t.co/aqd2L80K1VMe trying to convince my depression that everything is fine https://t.co/ktyu3iubexjust a reminder about the kind of person kanye west is https://t.co/wcWuZlNDpj
Retweeted by SubhahHappy Birthday to a country that "takes care" of our EMTs and SPCs such as Breonna Taylor and Vanessa Guillen.
Retweeted by SubhahAh the chancleta is on the other foot https://t.co/MqI8njRv0W
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7/5
2020
You know Americans aren't doing well when there's a bunch of game shows where the contestants genuinely need the mo… https://t.co/AVU1EcERuhARREST 👏🏽 THE 👏🏽 COPS 👏🏽 WHO 👏🏽 MURDERED 👏🏽 BREONNA 👏🏽 TAYLOR
Retweeted by SubhahHappy #AllCountriesMatter day! Ain’t that some shit? 😂😂😂
Retweeted by Subhah @John_Pridmore @kathygriffin @katyeary @marcellacomedy @katyifrench @xtina_catherine @mizabitha @asilnoux… https://t.co/GDeFZYvZhL
7/4
2020
Look at these stats. Countless people in our US military have been sexually assaulted, yet only 2.4% of offenders w… https://t.co/gstIwBgY6x
Retweeted by SubhahJuly 4th @FlappersComedy zoom show! https://t.co/mkK241vPvpTonight! 9pm EST/ 6pm PST @asemblco comedy show! https://t.co/xzYFZ1RzUuI have not forgotten you Breonna. Your life mattered. ❤🙏🏿🙏🏿 https://t.co/URlZmdFnw4
Retweeted by SubhahI didn't know it would be possible to be this bored while the world was ending.The Shaq bit. https://t.co/JQSCF1ykSG
Retweeted by Subhah @wolfboynyc didn't know that but that is awesome @optimuswaldge humble brag @optimuswaldge it's so good!
7/3
2020
@nonseqoftinmen I can't. I'm tapping out on that one @_aDiLo_ 😂 @GoforKaty 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck yeah @optimuswaldge 😂Indian skin whitening cream changed its name from "Fair and Lovely" to "Glow & Lovely" to fight colorism?! You guys… https://t.co/hiSqQjRUmU @UndisputedDPF 🤣 @jortega8 Hahaha fuck yeah @connormcspadden 😂😂😂I've lost more friends and followers for being a fan of Smash Mouth than I have for my political beliefs. So say wh… https://t.co/jwxhV9v2pwBarb loves the barge! https://t.co/Vrd8dHi6hB
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7/2
2020
I made a mistake https://t.co/QW0if19QKlVanessa signed her life over to this contry and they have failed her! She deserves justice, her family deserves ans… https://t.co/3aRr04ymui
Retweeted by SubhahThe only way I'd care about what's in Jada's vagina if she had the COVID vaccine stashed up there.HELLA wins today! 1. $150m cut to LAPD budget. 2. Unarmed non-police response to non-violent emergency calls. 3.… https://t.co/AotAzrYxQT
Retweeted by Subhah @raesanni I’m local. Hit me if you need anything 👋🏽 Feel better ❤️Viola Davis ain’t playin with y’all. Someone give @violadavis her flowers. Queen. https://t.co/BzXhqvbUjL
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7/1
2020
Britney Spears has been in quarantine since 2008.What’s it like to be a female comic!? Well this joke was from my first tv appearance on Comedy Central 13 years ago… https://t.co/vBJfUDPgWA
Retweeted by Subhah @SeanWhiteComedy you can't grieve in lederhosen!NO NO NO FUCK NO! https://t.co/OkKW22SW99 @thedarkkristal 🤣🤣🤣 @thedarkkristal https://t.co/BThvxsEZIM @SeanWhiteComedy 😂ok, ok, love everyone’s takes, but hear me out: https://t.co/LqptAlfzL0
Retweeted by SubhahI recently learned that @LAPDChiefMoore pulled 1.27 million dollars from his pension, retired for 30 days, then bec… https://t.co/26yRnn78aw
Retweeted by Subhah @franciscocomedy @lisa_curry 😂
6/30
2020
@PetGreShow 😂 @LaxCoachMac so grossThis Ozark reboot is terrible. https://t.co/T2OU7Bb4qt @LaurieSkrivan They’ve been identified as lawyers... https://t.co/sQVUF9wpFJ https://t.co/r9NwQWwwv8
Retweeted by SubhahWhen something racist happens at work and you text me and say “That was fucked up,” that’s nice. But when you say i… https://t.co/xHbviVOKYP
Retweeted by Subhah @icsedge1 I’m being sarcastic
6/29
2020
Instead of the government, can I just pay taxes to GoFundMe? @lisa_curry Dude this made me so fucking angry. Literally almost threw my computer. What even is the fucking point.… https://t.co/bS4FLocgVlWhat an inspiring story of what you can achieve if you’re simply one of the most privileged people in the country https://t.co/ry6NAllO8Q
Retweeted by SubhahAurora PD breaking up the peaceful violin vigil for the very kid they murdered. #ElijahMclain https://t.co/OP4TlawVk5
Retweeted by SubhahWhite people, you don’t have to worry about removing all the micro aggressions if you got rid of all the macro aggressions
Retweeted by Subhah#elijahmclain #ElijahMcClainWasMurdered If Elijah’s story doesn’t break your heart, please check yourself. HE DES… https://t.co/QUvGHRWjrS
Retweeted by SubhahThis app must be filled with so many angry front facing videos filmed in cars. https://t.co/lUdUd54CSYI prefer Trader Joe Karens because they're cheaper and often more unique than the Karens at Vons and Target.
6/28
2020
Hey @kyoag all the way from Uptown in Chicago we screaming "ARREST THE MEN WHO KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR. JONATHAN MAT… https://t.co/zcUPSp7mlY
Retweeted by Subhahone guy failed to blow up an underwear bomb one time and now we show our genitals to tsa workers every time we fly,… https://t.co/6zegGPjopN
Retweeted by Subhah @thisdiegolopez 😂 @thedarkbetween_ 🤣 oh for sure! I just liked it bc it was so weird. Wish I had known about chicken farmer Barbie before posting!If you arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor Mark Wahlberg can voice MLK I don’t give a fuck.
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6/27
2020

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