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Comedian. Writer for The Jim Jefferies Show on Comedy Central. Can be seen on Comedy Central, MTV, TruTv, HBO and crying on one or more public buses.

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@wolfboynyc @TheStandNYC @TheAliaJanine @jaxdellosso @jawbreakersnyc @MonroeMartinIII @chanel__ali @JayJurden @CaliseHawkins ❤️🍳🦞 join us for brunch at 1 pm @LobsterNYC Flatiron @aaronbergcomedy @mattwasfunny @Subhah @caitlinpeluffohttps://t.co/Q2pulkHzFf
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12/7
2019
Any GOD worth believing in wouldn't give a FUCK whether or not your believe in him...Is one of the least successful… https://t.co/uRkCuPYhpE
Retweeted by Subhah7PM TONIGHT @TheAliaJanine & @jaxdellosso PRESENTS @jawbreakersnyc WITH: @MonroeMartinIII @chanel__alihttps://t.co/XjGXZ4VDxM
Retweeted by Subhah9PM TONIGHT 🔥🔥🔥 @NikkiGlaser @Shanemgillis @yannispappas @Subhah @MonroeMartinIII @charlesengle13 🎟️🎟️🎟️… https://t.co/fYBxekDmgl
Retweeted by SubhahOur thrilling return approaches!!! Thursday 12/19 Too Many Cooks debuts @TheStandNYC and have we got a sweet lineup… https://t.co/MtDpEvLiCt
Retweeted by SubhahThe @NonPro comedy show is TONIGHT at Just jake's in #Montclair starring @Subhah @carolyncastiglia @jess_salomonhttps://t.co/X3lNjv4UWN
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12/6
2019
When you’re off to save your child from absolutely nothing. https://t.co/eCjywqPQCv$10 says Rudy Giuliani documentary is ruined because he has his finger in front of the camera the whole time.
12/5
2019
Have you come to our monthly comedy show @UnionHallNY yet? This month we've got an incredible lineup: @RiaWojo,… https://t.co/EjKKDmOFzR
Retweeted by Subhah8PM TONIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 @SalVulcano @marknorm @andrewschulz @ericarhodes @KFreehams @michaelkosta @Subhah 🎟️🎟️… https://t.co/7k3W1Xw9KL
Retweeted by SubhahThe @NonPro comedy show is this Thursday night at Just jake's in #Montclair starring @Subhah @carolyncastigliahttps://t.co/7nJSzAyyDw
Retweeted by Subhah @jerryshack 😂 I figured that’s what you meantTurning alt-right is the new dating a woman half your age and buying a motorcycle. @ericarhodes 😂 oh shit, you noticed!heyNY @TheStandNYC 8pm tonight @KFreehams @marknorm @andrewschulz @SalVulcano @Subhah @ericarhodes @michaelkosta
Retweeted by SubhahGreat lineup of @EricaRhodes (star visiting from LA; @HBO, @ABC, @FOX; #1 comedy album "Sad Lemon"), @MarkNorm,… https://t.co/V96NQjR5cQ
Retweeted by SubhahFor all the (justified) critique of Kamala Harris record, Klobuchar was also a prosecutor who hasn’t faced a fracti… https://t.co/mbOmLtvF4O
Retweeted by Subhah @Jon_94_ Nah just over roller coasters 😂THEM: sum up your relationship in one photo ME: Done! https://t.co/0FDNcXZQYk @Subhah is a comic known for the Jim Jeffries Show and Comedy Knockout. She's rarely on the East Coast we are lucky… https://t.co/VG1kBGAqmh
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12/4
2019
TONIGHT: Get some laughs in at @butterboycomedy! Catch hosts Jo Firestone and @maevehiggins with @thesheertruth,… https://t.co/MpNuWOlpPy
Retweeted by SubhahLaughter is a great winter warmer! ❄ Join us tonight at 7 with @Neko_White93 @KatRadley @noredavis @Subhahhttps://t.co/7rXOoD2ax2
Retweeted by SubhahRT @NewYorkComedy: Laughter is a great winter warmer! ❄ Join us tonight at 7 with @Neko_White93 @KatRadleyhttps://t.co/LSGDm9qogY
Retweeted by SubhahheyNY @littlefieldnyc 8pm tonight @butterboycomedy @maevehiggins #JoFirestone @JoeMande @Subhah @MikeDruckerhttps://t.co/9nMgps9zBG
Retweeted by SubhahWho’s the psycho that held up the bag check line just to open her suitcase and be 100% sure her cat didn’t jump in? This bitch 🙋🏽‍♀️ @41Strange @SeanWhiteComedy
12/2
2019
You either die a hero or live long enough to see the man you masturbated to in high school become a total douche https://t.co/LhLNrybKfrMe watching two people I know hate each other pretend to be excited to see the other one at a party https://t.co/YdXLY1H1tn
12/1
2019
A homeless dude once randomly screamed "kill yourself" at me like I haven't already thought about that extensively.… https://t.co/TDH9PwE2ph @timeoutla WITCH HUNT IS ON THE ‘MORROW! ie TOMORROW!11/30! @TheVirgil 8pm! @merrilldavis @HelloPasternak @Subhahhttps://t.co/qWzqwk4KD5
Retweeted by Subhah @thatsfunny witch hunt LA @TheVirgil 11/30 @merrilldavis @HelloPasternak @athiras @Subhah @nottheactresshttps://t.co/KBfDg4NP0o
Retweeted by SubhahMon, Dec 2 @butterboycomedy w/ hosts @maevehiggins & Jo Firestone + @JoeMande @Subhah @MikeDrucker @ericarhodeshttps://t.co/W2IcMsFjx0
Retweeted by SubhahHappy Thanksgiving! To everyone who when back home for the holidays, hope you enjoyed realizing you haven't matured… https://t.co/WUnC79Wv0jNew Episode of Hound Tall Discussion series - @JoeMande @Subhah and @mrbrentsullivan discuss the science of memory… https://t.co/ki3Y7PaiG2
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11/29
2019
If the dough used in Papa John's crust was as moist as Papa John's face, I would eat that pizza. https://t.co/pa2xKswmrII'm telling you now that on Jan 25, @moshekasher & I are bringing Iron Comic back to @CobbsComedyClub . Featuring k… https://t.co/jSa6h8udyV
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11/26
2019
Me at a wedding when my aunts are trying to make me get up and dance https://t.co/LwdMbgyYgp
11/25
2019
When you have one foot out the door of a Best Buy and the security guard asks to see the receipt for that phone cas… https://t.co/sLFoVXbUmVI’ll get famous as soon as I’m done proving that lack of success in comedy doesn’t have to turn you into a right wing dipshit.
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11/23
2019
@kylebcomedy ❤️heyLA @HollywoodImprov 8pm tonight @traecrowder @adamraycomedy @DannyJolles 10pm @chrisfairbanks @nicoleaimeehttps://t.co/VDf6jn2LOx
Retweeted by SubhahIf Tom Steyer spent 1/2 of what he has already spent to get himself on this stage he could have flipped every state… https://t.co/22KHE5Tzsw
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11/21
2019
This Friday 11/22 8:15pm | Standup comedy @BarLubitsch! with @MondayPunday @nicoleaimee @Subhah @wachelreekshttps://t.co/1JCOTqfYl7
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11/20
2019
Taylor Swift isn’t believable as a cat. Cats wash their legs. https://t.co/9aUd7aVzy2 @funnyfelipe 😂
11/19
2019
I'm performing at @FlappersComedy This Sat 11/23 5pm show. We still have discount tix available! 🔥🎟️ https://t.co/wiLF7W7a8i 🔥🎟️ @BarryRibs ❤️❤️❤️ @nypost @SeanWhiteComedyCan someone please re-encase this man in amber? Marijuana was only ever a "gateway" because you were forced to buy… https://t.co/kc9fK1b7RP
Retweeted by Subhah😂 Mother fucker. As a rule of thumb if it's a brown woman in LA who won't shut the fuck up about New York, it's pro… https://t.co/VxMmcP1PeO @41Strange @SeanWhiteComedy
11/18
2019
I'm giving up natural deodorant and switching back to the one with aluminum in it just so I can forget what I smell like right now. @DabAndGo @AkilahObviously @SeanWhiteComedyMe pretending I also watch Succession https://t.co/0TkQawGpLk
11/17
2019
@mattlieb 😂
11/16
2019
This is what the @NRA tweeted while the school shooting in Santa Clarita unfolded. https://t.co/e6CU2ouJZ8
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11/14
2019
🐸💚🦚 Get your little swimmers ready for 🌸PREGNANCY PACT🌸this 🌼FRIDAY 11/15🌼 and you will find that ☁️HEAVEN ☁️is qui… https://t.co/pWkZ31sq3h
Retweeted by SubhahI'm less watching the impeachment and more watching to see if middle America will give a fuck and put an end to thi… https://t.co/QiYHrJnsAE @Jon_94_ lmao yes... but a necessary evilI spend 90% of my time at home trying to get my cats to fight each other so they'll stop destroying me and my apart… https://t.co/wJn1AvoYZr
11/13
2019
Friday night at @The_Ruby_LA with @Bancroffed, @carikabinoff, @annavisfun and @Subhah is gonna be lit! Come gets so… https://t.co/EG6joA5Xgs
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11/12
2019
Nah man, it was the syphilis https://t.co/NCrs03ts57
11/10
2019
In 4.5 hours, it’s showtime🎙🔥 @ComedyCentral tune in at 11:30pm. https://t.co/Tw3x0wgT0L
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11/9
2019
The best way to make sure your daughter doesn’t have sex is to tell the entire internet that she’s an eighteen year old virgin.
11/7
2019
Three of the kids Make-A-Wishes was for this to stop. https://t.co/ROD4bJcrbX
11/6
2019
@SovereignSyre 😂It’s the 3 year birthday of the Ladies Room Comedy Show! Come celebrate with us with this whole lineup that’s TOO G… https://t.co/4q5c4D8gNk
Retweeted by SubhahThis dog manages a hookah lounge and wears too much cologne. He’s also currently hitting on your wife. https://t.co/hhwPGabyDV @thehornboy One dayTonight! 6pm Comedy & Magic 8pm Comedy & Magic 9:30pm Flappers Comedy Club come through!
11/3
2019
This Sunday 7pm I get to headline a RIDICULOUS line up. Do not miss this show https://t.co/ZoAFXWkmoI
11/2
2019
I like Instagram because now I know what each of my close friends looks like naked. Before, I had to go home and us… https://t.co/PZowEmq1Wb
10/31
2019
My cat just sneezed in my eye and scratched my tit. Happy #NationalCatDay
10/30
2019
Even Liz Cheney is calling attacks on the patriotism of an impeachment witnesses shameful, and her father shot a man in the woods.Me before and after logging onto social media https://t.co/HD4MhJ7ERz
10/29
2019
TONIGHT! @sindicatecomedy! 9PM @ Larry's on @venicebeach! https://t.co/dwAxk4V1ym
Retweeted by SubhahMy favorite part of living in LA is that it’s constantly burning.I can’t stop laughing at this actual tears are running down my face https://t.co/7Tj4qCUDA7
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10/28
2019
Petco cashier was super uncomfortable because I was crying while buying cat food... which is surprising. I didn’t k… https://t.co/nuYjwwCTN5
10/26
2019
Come the hell out to @thecomedygarage Friday night in beautiful #echopark w/ @Subhah @megangailey @CrawfordComichttps://t.co/lIaGXyV65S
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10/25
2019
@thealux 😂I don't have time to go to the doctor and I have a medical question. How many packets of hot sauce can I eat before… https://t.co/imgFOG5tYeMy cat is chasing and attacking nothing in our bedroom. Either my bedroom is haunted or my cat's a fucking idiot.Given the current tensions b/w India and Pakistan, we bring a show of comedy and laughter bringing both sides toget… https://t.co/AijrxE48mQ
Retweeted by SubhahStrappin up every Monday! @QuincyJohnsonII running things this week! Always a good time! Come join us! #comedyhttps://t.co/IJWCBCScBA
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10/24
2019
SATURDAY! @thebobbieoliver @Subhah @LydiaKeating2 @kellybmccarron @Itoccurstome @jesusubettawork @chadopitz! MC:… https://t.co/9gBYDB0K9t
Retweeted by Subhah👉 https://t.co/kqdtgwMqeY 👈 😱These comedy legends ( @subhah , @moshekasher , @JoeMande , @ihatejoelkim ) and I will… https://t.co/uObYxaiqrD
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10/23
2019
Come to this! https://t.co/NiWUWxHACf
10/22
2019
The scariest part of Universal Horror Nights was the legionnaires disease I definitely got from being sprayed in th… https://t.co/gCTZer1yzcThis Saturday! Fun show! Come out https://t.co/Hgmc0ez9yY
10/21
2019
The way I feel about Tulsi Gabbard is the way the rest of my family feels about me.
10/19
2019
Reminder!! tonight @FlappersComedy Yoo-hoo room 9:30pm not too late to get 🎟🎟🎟
10/18
2019
Like Zuckerberg, I remember when I too voiced my dissent for the Iraq War by deciding which of my female classmates was an unfuckable gash.Mark Zuckerberg just publicly retrofit the reason for founding Facebook from a tool that could rate the attractiven… https://t.co/QcZPtmPc1m
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10/17
2019
I watch dem debates the same way I argue with my boyfriend: by intermittently screaming "but you didn't actually answer the question!"
10/16
2019
@BrooklynRon 🤷🏽‍♀️😂Anytime I see Liz Cheney's name pop up, I'm reminded that Dick Cheney actually created life and doesn't just cum sp… https://t.co/WNHFamm12I
10/14
2019

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