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SueCorvette🇨🇦 @suecorvette Planet ClaireBroBear

I might like you better if we slept together 😴 some of my best tweets 👉👉👉 https://t.co/aICruUf7ns

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Joined Twitter 3/26/14


"When I'm not fighting aliens, I love the smooth, satisying richness of Cuban tobacco." - Cigarney Weaver
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @English_Channel not at all https://t.co/tv35b3if0FDo these red flags make me look fat?
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦him (crying): why are you doing this me: you’re known by the company you keep (locks door)
11/26
2020
@damnfinetweet @HoldinCoffeeld you’re welcome Holdin. it’s a beautiful piece of prose @Royal_Stein this is my emotional support squid! (will be my next tattoo once i can get an appointment) https://t.co/f4bxcYt48tAlright, it's the holidays. Time to wander the neighborhood stealing pies cooling on window sills
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @bobblegagger @adamgreattweet @PoodleSnarf @CallMe_Dimps @troubleinheels1 @MissV12345 @BatHawkDown @ByrdMan0914https://t.co/Kr8piBF1mu @denver_rose my hairdresser made me promise to not self colour again and then charged me $250 @CrockettForReal interrupting cow w ... moo! still makes me laugh to this day! 😂😂😂 @difficultpatty @CrockettForReal @Shade510 ha! i remember that one but the punch line was safety pinned to the punk rocker 😂😂😂How did you come up with the name of your company? Adidas: My nickname in college was Adi Audi: It was my nicknam… https://t.co/Casx54PoKj
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦If anyone is looking to nap vicariously, I'm now accepting requests.
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @PopeAwesomeXIII @adamgreattweet @urmumsausername don’t worry Pres. i won’t tell anyone how sweet you behind that mask ❤️ @urmumsausername @adamgreattweet @PopeAwesomeXIII ClaireTheBroBearWhoNeverShutsUp lots of love ❤️ and lots of laug… https://t.co/C9fXQnsEJ1 @damnfinetweet @LJokerella awww thank you lovely lady! you’re truly a delight ❤️❤️❤️ @CafeinatedBacon @GretchenVB @EthanOpia_ @Chelle_Coops @AtCouchyB @CandyEmpires @Tobi_Is_Fab @CrockettForRealhttps://t.co/Ra4ceKbsmzI used to mix metaphors but then i got a blender[Spelling bee] Judge: Your word is redacted Me: R*******
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @LJokerella oh he wants more than that. i think he wants my soul @JennaEllisEsq @RudyGiuliani i can’t believe you don’t shut up @LJokerella oh fuck!!! it’s anatomically correct!!! make it stop!!! https://t.co/Ku8sHhd2gw @spacewizard_t ok that’s just freaky @IndecisiveJones or pockets? (not that i would ever eat one of those)People assume fat men chuckle warmly in a good natured way. If I’m chuckling it’s probably because some kid hit him… https://t.co/WgFqRXo66h
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @adamgreattweet i am thankful for you (of course) and my bff ClaireTheBroBearWhoNeverShutsUp aka @urmumsausername a… https://t.co/jxjMLjZNIAIt's officially the holidays; I just saw a LeBron James’ cranberry Sprite commercial
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @dotsboy not anymore @KariMcNinch @WSJ really? you’re the only other person i know who says thatWe're laughing in a group, trading secrets and hugging, only it's me and my Raggedy Ann doll, and she's turning her… https://t.co/UxTqW3HmSu
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @ShellHasDragons @damnfinetweet i find sex dolls creepy myself https://t.co/ZkToMZcj5yAmelia Earhart and her navigator Fred Noonan loved to smash, except for that last time
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @urmumsausername @luvleelyd how lovely! @WSJ i guess i’ve always had covid because coffee smells like cat pee to me @Jupiter_917 @dotsboy lol maybe next time i won’t shower first @Hudibrastic @adamgreattweet bahahahahaha!!! @dotsboy why? because he asked for a surprise of course @RIchgard @funflaps not in my joke, no 😂 @Jupiter_917 @dotsboy oh dear lord! i didn’t turn it on!!! 😂 @JennaEllisEsq in the words of the great Apu to Ned Flanders: why don’t you shut up? i can’t believe you don’t shut up @Jupiter_917 @dotsboy 😂😂😂 @RachelMoreaux yup and yup @EdgarPoop1 😂i accidentally put night cream on this morning and i immediately slipped into an alternate realitySo over on Facebook, Joann now has 14 accounts because she can't remember her password.
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦if you ain't eating it from the back, someone else is ~me as a backyard therapist
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @Micky4203 yup! mahahahahahaha!!! @adamgreattweet @wearfigs well if @wearfigs needs an influencer to promote their stuff, it def should be this starv… https://t.co/JlfeHUwndZ @Micky4203 👍 be a good guess. remember i’m the one who hid in the dishwasher for a laugh 😂 @ShellHasDragons @damnfinetweet my daughter once had a collection of porcelain dolls. and then she went missing and… https://t.co/7i3rmidCfyyou could feel her eyes on you even as you moved about the room. Her porcelain skin was flawless, except for the cr… https://t.co/Jeg2GWhjGn @adamgreattweet those are the sexiest pants ever to those of us who plan on marrying a doctor one day .... @Micky4203 lol yes but she totally represents the little smirky smile i do 😊oh yeah? could a depressed person do this ?? *lies on the floor for 6 hours*
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦Zeus: I have a girlfriend but she lives in Quebec. Poseidon: Oh yeah what's her name? Zeus *looks at ruler*: ...Deux Meter
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @adamgreattweet pics or it didn’t happenConfession: I have a pair of pants I refer to as my “sexy pants”
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @Jupiter_917 @dotsboy oh yes. those jets hit all the orificesWho decided to call it boob play instead of... ᵃᶜᵗⁱᵛⁱᵗⁱᵗˢ?
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @PrincessHelenL i’m sure it will but please reach out if it gets too much ❤️ @BetsyAnderkin i’m so glad to hear that. you’ve been lucky enough to find @PopeAwesomeXIII who wanted to be sure yo… https://t.co/gdW3Scroj5 @Micky4203 https://t.co/auUxEhIOEx @dotsboy had to take out the racks. there’s not much i won’t do for a laugh @urmumsausername your friend’s baby has such a old soul https://t.co/R8KeQrFmfs🏆 Tweet Contest 🏆 Horror prompt: Creepy Dolls. Max 2 tweets. Original content only. Runs Wednesday 11am GMT+2, end… https://t.co/btXS7albDJ
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @Micky4203 lol hiding in the dishwasher was anything but beautiful!me: what do you want for dinner him: surprise me [later] him (walking into the kitchen): hon? what’d you decid… https://t.co/0RkLyB4TQD @jaybug555 @OctopusCaveman 😂 @tg14926 😂 @OctopusCaveman damn you @toomanycommas3 yes!!! you get it! @KaviSi10 @reallifemommy3 lol i literally make those faces whenever i use it @Aikiwomannc 😂 😘 @toomanycommas3 we are not the same https://t.co/muaScQL92B📂 Pissing the night away └📁drinks a whiskey drink └📁drinks a vodka drink └📁drinks a lager drink… https://t.co/83DB40SBKX
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @OctopusCaveman do we have to? @NevrEverTooLate such a good song! @bshorhozer 1987. officially an antiquewhat about Mike and the Mechanics? you're telling me they're qualified to fix my car? and what about One Direction… https://t.co/DaNaX1nflH
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @reallifemommy3 this is mine which shows show confuses i am https://t.co/DQBgddukAxprank jelly beans are the reasons i have trust issues
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @Kwattbud1 maybe not lolinterviewer: what’s your greatest weakness me: honesty interviewer: I don't consider that a weakness me: yeah w… https://t.co/2Ep73s4HXX
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦if you haven’t referred to it as “my floor” after washing it, you’re just not a mom
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦Neil Diamond: 🎵 I am, I said 🎵 Descartes: that’s what you think
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦Sam: hi welcome to Cheers *music begins to play* Rumplestiltskin: *slowly backs out*
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @Tobi_Is_Fab @BetsyAnderkin @urmumsausername my emotional support squid community! https://t.co/Ep7HCHeJbS @Tobi_Is_Fab @BetsyAnderkin i can confirm Ash and Warren are two of the sweetest people on here. i met my BFF Cla… https://t.co/eAAsOZuqMc @MikePosey5 lol true! and my cat. (he thinks he’s a dog) @BetsyAnderkin hi there. i don’t want to be disagreeable but honestly being on twitter HAS renewed my faith in huma… https://t.co/jacO7Id8Xc @Cycloptomese i knew you were leading up to this @BeeeejEsq i think this fits the theme https://t.co/oQQJ9Xh9Ee @BeeeejEsq thanks Tee .... i mean uh thanks Beej! https://t.co/RsbpBn5Gkm @The_Albinoshrek @maxoupial i didn’t get the job for the record https://t.co/QPre605b7a @The_Albinoshrek @maxoupial happy tuesday! https://t.co/zEgPlneD1v @Cycloptomese lol yes Clopsy. i’ve actually been in the real world where such things are readily available @Invisichad awwww so sweet ❤️❤️❤️me: how’d you sleep last night? him: not great. i barely slept me: you lyin’ dog 🔈 SOUND ON! https://t.co/illEWgkRpRNot to brag but I’ve never done anything in an official capacity.
Retweeted by SueCorvette🇨🇦 @Cycloptomese it’s lovely and i’m not the least* bit jealous *completely
11/25
2020

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