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@maxwellstern Shit. Cass pointed out this would be even better. https://t.co/uXP5Qqd1na @maxwellstern https://t.co/1MvUF06acI
2/5
2020
@RTTPresents @telethonband We have a bunch of damn weddings in June. Really hoping this isn't during one. @telethonband @RTTPresents please help if you can!
1/31
2020
@ExorcistVR @BOLL7708 @deprecatedcoder https://t.co/y1FIaQ2MGv @ExorcistVR @BOLL7708 @deprecatedcoder Oh god, I watched the trailer. Looks terrifying. I don't think I'd survive.
1/14
2020
@OlivierJT_SU @DyLhun @deprecatedcoder @schellgames @Survios Sounds right up my alley! @razialo @deprecatedcoder @BeatSaber @PistolWhipVR @recroom @BigscreenVR Beat Saber is probably my favorite so far… https://t.co/C3LC7WtevO @DyLhun @deprecatedcoder @OlivierJT_SU @schellgames @Survios Thanks for the suggestions! These all look rad! @deprecatedcoder Oh god. What have I done. @deprecatedcoder I now own a WMR headset. What are the must play games, Mr. VR?
1/12
2020
@RTTPresents I would totally buy medium plus shirts.
1/6
2019
@RTTPresents @ryan_farrell Ah fuck. You're right. @RTTPresents @ryan_farrell But it's so close to me! And has a parking lot haha
12/4
2019
@ryan_farrell @RTTPresents Naw it was Victor's last. Right past where Kane's is now. @RTTPresents Always thought that restaurant spot on 99 right off rt1 south by the dinosaur would be a good spot for a venue.
12/3
2019
@partymattnasty I do!
10/30
2019
@DKandS Ah. Weed and coffee. A classic hippie speedball.
10/24
2019
@SignalsMidwest @krifes Just saying...Lola is two syllables too.
9/22
2019
@PKEWX3 https://t.co/lBm1UUTMhd @PKEWX3 Duuuude. Have you seen the mummy trailer without most of the sound effects? It is art.
8/9
2019
@PKEWX3 Please tell Margo that I loved her in Bojack Horseman.
5/13
2019
@NikkiGlaser @wakingup I'm almost done with the daily meditation on the app thanks to your recommendation. Cannot thank you enough.
5/3
2019
@harborlightsma @deathwishinc Any Kyle Kinane @DanRyckert @alex_navarro @VinnyCaravella @ybbaaabby In the beer industry. There is a shockingly large market for non alc beer.
4/5
2019
@maxwellstern Every day. @jeffbakalar Word. I'll get a nice sampler together for ya. What's the best address to send it to? Or is that not a… https://t.co/iQNpo68CGI
3/12
2019
@jeffbakalar I work for a craft beer distro co in MA. What kinda beer is your favorite? Happy to send over some goo… https://t.co/i3HvNnxBrC
3/9
2018
@alex_navarro This wasn't reel big fish and I'm kinda bummed.
10/2
2018
Whoever called it "ultimate Frisbee" instead of "Disco" really fucked up.
9/26
2018
@Cash_Marty https://t.co/x1sezRwET7
8/18
2018
@deprecatedcoder R32?
7/9
2018
Frank Turner is a fucking showman.
7/1
2018
Father's Day is for motherfuckers.
6/17
2018
@Swery65 Check out Bit Bar in Salem. Cool arcade bar in an old jailhouse.
4/8
2018
@RTTPresents https://t.co/wACds5HkIM
2/17
2018
@PKEWX3 The Pats already won a bunch, hope those birds win it for you dudes.
2/5
2018
@ybbaaabby https://t.co/8ti2XZf0ql
1/28
2017
Everyone is talking about The OC and I hate it. Help.
11/24
2017
@RobZacny Rob. You described the Jordan's IMAX experience so well until you didn't even mention buttkickers. That's the most important part.
11/2
2017
@maxwellstern @againstme WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAT.
10/26
2017
@mshook You are a wise man.That which does not kill us, makes us tired.
10/21
2017
@RTTPresents I did this once and felt very bad.
10/13
2017
My initials are PSL. This is a difficult time of year for me. Please keep me in your farts and prayers.
10/12
2017
@PKEWX3 Because of this song. https://t.co/LALU59yOXm
9/9
2017
Fest tickets ordered. See you there. Go Gators.
5/1
2017
@RTTPresents That looks like casa Vallarta to me. Good choice.
4/22
2017
Anyone else have Mondays off and want to get Prince Pizza lunch buffet? Buffeting alone seems creepy.
4/3
2017
The Sass Dragons show last night was the perfect hot mess. <3
3/5
2017
@deprecatedcoder Always getting that much closer to robots murdering all humans.
2/27
2017
@drewscanlon If you like cider you should find some Downeast Cider when you're in Boston for PAX. It blows all other ciders away.
2/18
2017
@PKEWX3 it's called Torontour. And dirty nil should be on it too. (Yes, I know they're not from Toronto. It's all Canada to me.)
2/14
2017
@mshook Happy birthday!
2/3
2017
@PKEWX3 So bummed we don't get to see y'all on your leg of the tour! Have a fucking blast, boys.
1/27
2017
Smoke. Weed. Now. @danikaharrod today is butts. Here's a dog. https://t.co/SBy7IJepXf
1/20
2017
Why isn't Blue Apron called Dinnerables?
1/19
2017
@PKEWX3 @ReelBigFish @anti_flag @ballyhoorocks @DirectHit_sucks give everyone my love. It's duty free.
1/13
2017
@RTTPresents watching rich dicks put in above asking cash offers so they could flip houses while we just wanted one to live in was the worst
1/12
2016
@deprecatedcoder I'll let you know how it goes on a pixel XL. @deprecatedcoder Oh shit nice, I'll grab that. What phone are you using for daydream? @deprecatedcoder Been waiting on a browser for daydream.
12/29
2016
@MeridianOhio :( this makes me sad. Hope y'all are OK.
12/28
2016
All I want for Xmas is the end of humanity. <3
12/23
2016
@PKEWX3 https://t.co/lJ59dkL30o
12/22
2016
@gmcalpin They better not drag ass on that. Took them a long time for the medical shops to get going. @gmcalpin Still kinda can't believe it's real.
12/15
2016
@MeridianOhio should have told her it was a Midori and gotten yourself some nice melon liqueur out of the deal.
12/7
2016
A line of flavored oral sex lubricants called I Can't Believe It's Not Dick! Thank you and good night.
12/4
2016
@transgamerthink Welcome!
11/22
2016
@deprecatedcoder Will Smith is the best.
11/17
2016
@deprecatedcoder I got a google daydream. Shit's pretty dope. If you need me to test anything lemme know. @ZODIAC_MF It's about to get all kinds of Animorphs up in here.
11/11
2016
This is not the place I thought I lived in. It is the place I feared I lived in.
11/9
2016
@PKEWX3 I respect that. Keep the dream alive. The real true lies bridge is in all of our hearts. @PKEWX3 https://t.co/Buc3zAYRzx sorry @SignalsMidwest My backyard. It's wicked weird.
11/5
2016
@ryan_farrell I got drums in my basement if you wanna come have a beer and play sometime @ryan_farrell I'm not that good at bass.Who wants to come play music in my basement? I miss it. (Bassist need not apply) @MeridianOhio This is a cool little doc about making it. https://t.co/VaC6gsFzFb @MeridianOhio oh god it's so good.
11/3
2016
@PKEWX3 Drinking is pretty great!
10/8
2016
@RTTPresents @SignalsMidwest @SpinellisPizza @marty_walsh I support this.
9/29
2016
@mshook Thanks!
9/13
2016
@SignalsMidwest We hung out in our backyard for months and Steve found delicious raspberries growing within 30 minutes of being there. @AdamSpragg No problem, dude. Let me know if you need anything else tested. @AdamSpragg Ah ha! Got it working. Steam recommends "gamepad with camera controls" but it totally works if you pick the "gamepad" template. @AdamSpragg Oh yea, that's with the default "act like a normal controller" config. Forgot to mention that. @AdamSpragg So it works for the main menu but gets weird from there. Can't join game. Stick works in options/screen adj. but buttons don't. @AdamSpragg I can test and get back to you on that.
9/9
2016
In your professional opinion, which is more appropriate? Go suck a butt and shut the fuck up OR shut the fuck up and go suck a butt? Thanks.
8/26
2016
@RTTPresents it's so good!
8/15
2016
Vote Trump and end the world, you fucking pussies.
8/4
2016
My favorite actor is the dude from Angels In The Outfield who is very upset about going back to fundamentals in the middle of the season.
8/2
2016
@MBTA Where was the 428 bus today? Never showed up at my Winter street stop.
7/21
2016
@fucktheholymess Aw. That's a bummer. Glad I got to see y'all once at least.
7/11
2016
@LaurakBuzz Sending support from Boston and my dopey dog. https://t.co/lMmih6eko9
6/29
2016
"My name is Lucifer, please take my hand." According to NIB, Satan sounds more decent than most fucking people. Go to hell. Gladly.
5/31
2016

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