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Joined Twitter 2/9/09


@iseetigers A lot of people did at the time but unsurprisingly nothing happened 🙃Just signed off an email with “no worries” but it autocorrected to “no Tories” and I accidentally pressed send so e… https://t.co/YXJb1g9hpK @ItsSophieDavies I am currently confirming with my dad but I am pretty sure he took me to the recording of this
6/4
2020
@SoozUK I KNOW, RIGHT @SoozUK Hahaha I had completely missed this @topfotogmw @el_snoop Humans is an existing show @el_snoop Hahaha. Wanna reply again and I’ll retweet that? @SummerRay We're near the finale, so good to see them tie up the lose ends before Humans comes to a close.
Retweeted by Summer Ray2020: Oh, and one more thing https://t.co/ADaXw4EFgM @creamywillbrie No nonononono I can’t read this. I just can’t @hypocriticaldog Yup @Cerberus_Lives I know, it’s horrible @beesesteeses @mellybabes 👌👌👌👌👌👌 @SerTifiable 🤷‍♀️ @MISSSIX Me too @Nick_Pettigrew @SpillerOfTea @Scientits Wow. I read the whole article again last night. Honestly felt like being sick @beesesteeses I know, it’s fucking rank @sean_piggott Makes you think @IanFisheries That’s very good to know @Smokesniper Turns my stomach every time I remember it, which is several times a year @Scientits It’s truly stomach churning @pdiddle__ I agree, there’s something very, very wrong there @ratbanjos Jesus indeed @sleezsisters Damn, that bit had completely passed me by. Sick on all fronts @PolythenePam0 This is from 2015. It was a quite a big story at the time
6/3
2020
@FirebombCorner Fair @FirebombCorner Wouldn’t throw such strong accusations around if it wasn’t so obvious @miss_squiddy Absolutely @Riadara__ It’s seriously fucked @Grafiklee That’s Giles @AdamOnCaffeine Struggling to think what else he could mean but let us pray @joecampbell_ It’s beyond gross @BillyGannon7 I simply have no idea @BonsNots Hand it over when you’re done @TR1CKY He’s sinister AF @PULPperson Gross, isn’t it. I don’t knowI think it’s a bit unfair to just call Giles Coren a racist. He’s clearly a peadophile too. https://t.co/kk8OdcHtQO @fentyybeyy Ya got me. In the best possible wayDonate if you can. Even if you can’t resist sharing a self-indulgent screenshot on social media, at least you’re do… https://t.co/889BrJChtK @VRSJMS It’s ok, I absolutely get where you’re coming from :) I just seem to see a lot of people on social media be… https://t.co/7Om2eJg3wv @VRSJMS I totally know what you mean, but at the same time it has to start from somewhere, and if it starts from sh… https://t.co/uU88yUuXNR @VRSJMS Better now than never @buntyliversage @ThePoke 👌 @ThePoke https://t.co/FDZDwF62vOIt has come to my attention that many allies are using #BlackLivesMatter hashtag w black image on insta. We know t… https://t.co/dwH49sf2l2
Retweeted by Summer Ray @taramcloughlin 🙌
6/2
2020
Well this aged well 🙃 https://t.co/FJfTk4if7e @MarcusKeeley @DaftLimmy Hahahaha!Who remembers when we thought 2016 was the worst year yet lolBet rose gardens are getting sick of being caught up in all these political dramas https://t.co/K4zj4quUp6I miss travelling https://t.co/1Kxc88eH0W @FaithVanDale Wise words @Cromerty Would love to know the thinking behind it though. What are they actually getting out of it? @MarcusKeeley @replyall Yes please! @Cromerty Wtf?! This is so strange @MarcusKeeley It’s so strange. Need someone to investigate this properlyI’m getting some reeeeal strange promoted tweets recently https://t.co/TSTlE5yYv5Absolute meatballs https://t.co/LMrXJ8MJ7W @dano10 Why would you watch it dubbed?! It ruins it. Always watch with subs
6/1
2020
@Schadenfreudian Does my absolute head in to be honest @chazhutton Very excited for you indeed @chazhutton YES! Trust me, Chaz. It is time. @boobi_wankenobi Definitely! It’s honestly brilliant @xxdy Yeah definitely. No character is wasted @alexbakerman It’s perfect!How has it taken me this long to watch Money Heist?! The best thing since Breaking Bad. (Only seen series 1, no spoilers pleaseee)
5/31
2020
*Alan Partridge shrugging gif* #SpaceX https://t.co/XqwuxIE1Nf @JohnyHelzapopin Haha. But look at his pinned tweet! The story goes deeper! @JohnyHelzapopin Same. What’s this all about?!Wrote to my MP https://t.co/y5xfH3wu8c
Retweeted by Summer Ray @brucepanday He creeped up on me!! @PhilipNByrne HahahaA daddy long legs just hopped between my legs and onto my thong and honestly I wouldn’t have expected anything less
5/30
2020
Am reading this in a sarcastic tone and imagining a pissed off baby wearing it and it’s really making me laugh https://t.co/fihTBnUmRt @Jaws19show Mine’s soon too! 😟Finally got a frame sorted for this beautiful cursed piece of art from @SummerRay https://t.co/t71tE3OfHQ
Retweeted by Summer Ray @Jaws19show Haha! Birthday cards - not just for birthdays.I remember visiting a family friend’s massive house in Spain. He had art covering every bit of his walls and in one… https://t.co/MZa7zJEwTE
5/29
2020
@drewsonix Absolute meltdownhttps://t.co/rcwZfuXnoV @ratbanjos HAHAHAHAWhat an absolute insult to everyone currently going through the worst time of their lives. https://t.co/2cIhIUPxa5Sad times that we now associate the name Kylie with a Jenner and not a Minogue.
5/28
2020
@variablesglobal Just get off my propertyDear ̶L̶o̶r̶d̶ men, what is preventing you from looking like this? https://t.co/etPZQlcWa5 @Fred_Delicious @LEGO_Group Please a full video of all the bits once this is set up
5/27
2020
*Extremely Paul McCartney voice* Asked my girl where she wanted to be She said “Domi, can’t you see” I wanna go vi… https://t.co/pvpj6EI31g
5/26
2020
Choose your liar https://t.co/qowoHfD7YV @danny_robins Would love to hear him repeat it again, without his notes. @Lee09082084 100%I’ve been watching A LOT of true crime docs and police interviews on YouTube and my main takeaway has been that com… https://t.co/HrFvSDXxLEHoly shit he was right https://t.co/zsld40h46ZImmediate knighthood to whoever is blowing the horn to drown out the bullshitNot the first time I’ve been kept this long from cummings @PetraMurrayIRL 🙌 @HeardinLondon 🤢He’s got the shits hasn’t heHow much money that he’ll be sprawled on a bench, one leg up whilst playing a lute. https://t.co/IptsjefYyS @brentalfloss 😏Sorry to everyone that has vomited
5/25
2020

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