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Writer, writer, writer. Oh, I also write.

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Joined Twitter 12/23/07


All my secrets revealed! https://t.co/5Dr9wI7dxp
12/1
2020
Same https://t.co/Ma8Vn3uNdB @lisazeidner Yes! Which is ... implausible. @joel_schectman Ah, I don’t remember the judge saying that. That definitely makes sense. @racheld Thank you for your support during this difficult time.If she really wanted to screw him, why testify that he’s not capable of murder and set up such a twisty risky way t… https://t.co/Wd22f849d8The Undoing: I have some issues that I need to discuss.Oh yippee it’s Monday @zandywithaz Isn’t it??? Absolutely fascinating. @kimberlykboone @SamanthaDunn @LeslieLehr1 Ooooh, ok. @SamanthaDunn @LeslieLehr1 Also: what was it that she asked her friend to do for her? When they went for that walk?… https://t.co/jX1gechIMc
11/30
2020
@susannahbell 😁 @heiseelizabeth1 Focaccia @SamanthaDunn This does require some talent, of course. People underestimate how challenging reheating is. @AlyssaDowning01 !!!!!I didn’t bake this but I did reheat it and deserve some credit https://t.co/oDOfiXOu6B @lisasolod Promise?Not interested in frying airOf course, now I have to ask: What the FUCK is an Air Fryer?Yeah well I just ordered an Air Fryer and I feel like a patriot since it is, after all, Order An Air Fryer Day. @SamanthaDunn AAAAAAARGH @alexanderchee Agreed. That’s what makes her so interesting — that deep love complicated by a need to be tough.
11/28
2020
@alexanderchee That is so sweet.
11/27
2020
This is far more accurate than 23andMe.Currently fighting the urge to order in some take-out JUST IN CASEIf I ever wondered whether I’m truly Jewish, I have proof: I believe we do not have enough food even though, intell… https://t.co/28LUNyPtN7The turkey! The turkey! https://t.co/sbOscD508u @sarahlyall Truly a travesty, their underratednessHappy Strange Pandemic-Era Thanksgiving, folks!Portraits of “Most Beautiful Chickens on the Planet” Capture Their Underrated Beauty https://t.co/AbGWRhIrTs via @mymodernmet @meganmorrone 😁👍
11/26
2020
Apparently I’m taking this week off
11/25
2020
Literally, not figurativelyDefrosting my turkey @kurtsoller 👍👍
11/24
2020
@BCDreyer Perfect. Acknowledging the difference makes it feel ok. @tomscocca That's sort of my feeling. I'm thinking about polishing, tweaking, rather than rewriting.Do you think a writer should be able to edit pieces before putting them in a collection, or should they appear exac… https://t.co/MQzOvO9mPS @shiraabel I guess I can see that. But don’t you lose out on people who won’t follow that closely? @lizzieohreally Yeeeesssss twins!!! We are twins!Please tune in! https://t.co/DSbQGCR2Gs @lizzieohreally https://t.co/jyaWiDhovY @euanrellie True. I am the paradigm of virtue. @introvertedwife Hahahahaha but probably accurate. @becauseivy Hmmm. I guess I never feel that way.Maybe I’m a dummy but I don’t see the appeal of posting things that then disappear. Explain please! @805foodie That’s GREAT NEWS!
11/23
2020
I will be doing this https://t.co/3NyV5Nx5hS @paperhaus This is so great! Wish they’d build this over the 101. @DogUmwelt 😘 @iriswhite_ Thank you! @LauraZigman You goofball. @lisatozzi Nooooooooo
11/22
2020
The name of the game is always confidence, writes @susanorlean. https://t.co/zXkZ7i3wOL
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11/21
2020
Welp it's three o'clock somewhereIt was vampire blood, obviously https://t.co/RiwXFENafB @Sam__Weller My pleasure!!!! @janelleb @amazonbooks 👏👏👏 @DanJohnsoninc Thanks! @Sam__Weller I wait until at least lunchtime to drink, sorry. 🤣
11/20
2020
I’m the emcee tonight for this groovy talk with Steve Martin and Harry Bliss! https://t.co/bGfqUTN4UJ @ayeletw 👍👍 @lisatozzi YES
11/19
2020
@quinncy So now you're siding with THEM? @pete_wells Actually, one had on an N95. But the others -- nada. @joshbearman FuckersLast night, while enjoying an outdoor cocktail with a friend, three large rats sauntered across my courtyard, spran… https://t.co/OAz6Z6gWRTYesterday was lousy; today was semi-lousy; I am having a drink.All My Secrets Revealed! (Ok, I know I've used this before, and I'm gonna use it again, so deal with it): https://t.co/lawGCxbAeE
11/18
2020
Aren’t fleets for enemas? @kima_jones @AAKnopf 👍👍👏👏👏 @rgay The best @CindyBinthePark XoxoxoxoOh, I had such a crappy day. @MJSchulman EXACTLY. And I’m not liking the transition. I miss everything about Season 1. @johnmoe Not sure I can do it! @andizeisler Thank you for validating my existence.
11/17
2020
I would like to share what is SURE to be a controversial opinion: I kind of hate Season 2 of The Leftovers and I am… https://t.co/gAM3ep10JgOMG https://t.co/Eaqhzxu0oX @katekilla Nah! So easy! Piece of cake! @ayeletw Btw am saving all the replies to your TV question. We’re running out of shows, too... @slyon66 👍👍
11/16
2020
Late to this but WOW The Queen’s Gambit! @mpnaron Wow! @healingtouch221 I’m not!!!!
11/15
2020
ALL MY SECRETS REVEALED https://t.co/jX32iTOrHc @theferocity So many freckles. @joshgondelman @mariskreizman Aaarrrggh!❤️ https://t.co/zsa95Yb8xP @joshgondelman @mariskreizman Jesus! Call a doctor STAT @mikiebarb https://t.co/1wZKjvhFC4 @kimseverson 🤣 @yashar @mikiebarb Thank you @yashar. Your loyalty will be rewarded. @benmekler @Mortal_Podkast Scared @EHolmes @mikiebarb True. The “here’s what else you need to” is just dandy. @mikiebarb I applaud your honesty. @benmekler @Mortal_Podkast I am ashamed @magiciansbook !!!!! Toasty! @howardrodman FREEZINGI really don’t understand why Michael Barbaro can’t say “Here’s what else you need to know today” in a normal way.
11/13
2020

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