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sushmita sundaram @sushmitas Bangalore, India

Professional sassmouth. I 💖 cities, your secrets, and knowing where to eat next. // 💌 sushmita.sundaram@gmail.com

1,717 Following   567 Followers   3,681 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/6/09


@MeherM Just @ me next time @darthdevi Stoooop she’s surpassing all known levels of cuteness now @darthdevi Omg look at her little baby pink noooooose!
12/13
2019
@WiseDonkay @mizarcle @ButImCold @toymango @mentalhealthind @TLLLFoundation @TheRestlessQuil Would really apprecia… https://t.co/rsXLrDYtifAny migraine support groups out there on WhatsApp/FB? Bangalore based in-person groups are cool too. Asking for a r… https://t.co/EPKtYPhOFP @devarsighosh One day we will only write for ART damnit @devarsighosh It pays. @devarsighosh We are but grist for the content mill. (To be clear, I completely agree with you - no one needs seve… https://t.co/rwLiO9OxVX @devarsighosh So you’re saying pati patni aur woh ISN’T your #1 pick of the year? @Chelsea_Fagan How do you maintain perspective on whether to keep going through lean times (part of any fledgling b… https://t.co/IceeFV1Kz2
12/12
2019
@deathbyshnushnu @RajiGururaj but ur arteries are strong, pumping blood through any pudding blocks @deathbyshnushnu @RajiGururaj HOW WAS IT
12/11
2019
@hype_atia @sowmyarao_ 280 characters on how each shade will make you feel. Dream job, tbh. @sowmyarao_ @hype_atia got me the Estée Lauder Bar Red lipstick which is THE colour for when you want people to not… https://t.co/vnIGP8wQzK @sowmyarao_ I sound like a broken record now, but NYX’s Copenhagen and Monte Carlo are both v v wearable reds (thin… https://t.co/rCewrIQ65l @AbbakkaHypatia The softest in all the land :) @AbbakkaHypatia Look at your CHEEKS AHHHH @therunawaypoet @sai_ganesh Yes! Always a good meal there. Try their cheeseboard - everything on it is from their… https://t.co/tkbUUil3ed
12/10
2019
@sowmyarao_ Awww, I hope he has the most kickass first day and comes back with a thousand stories. 💖☺️
12/9
2019
@Meg_Srinivas @ObiWanManobi Look at those silken earssssss
12/8
2019
@kavitharao This is so endearing. Mulan is still lowkey my fav Disney film - I loved seeing a girl who just went fo… https://t.co/g7O2aAR2vx @monikamanchanda 💖💖💖
12/7
2019
HE MADE ME TWO CUPSMy father just emerged from his room to ask if I want some. I am good and loved and I will be okay.It's part of my process and also my love language so two birds one stone and thus highly efficient etc etc., listen… https://t.co/onKZDn8J0yA good 10% of my day is spent trying to engineer how to get someone else to make me a cup of tea. @clickmadness https://t.co/R3cSkWVosz
12/6
2019
@anuragarorra Gorgeous! When’s the next one and how can the greedy snag a spot? @vibvel Listen all you “real winter” people, tell this to my ice cold toes
12/5
2019
@Meg_Srinivas https://t.co/gznMzf2SW8 @sidrecks https://t.co/mKKMuEJMux @x_beatrix It’s what we haveEveryone Swiggy yourself some spiced hot choc from Smoor I COMMAND ITLove that we have officially hit that time of the year where everyone in Bangalore greets you with, "Bro it's so fu… https://t.co/hE1aN5rWOP
12/4
2019
@nah_im_abdulla @sidrecks I love this so much 🤗using the French fry as a secret weapon, Dubai shawarma literally beats the stuffing out of Indian shawarma. Prompt… https://t.co/mQGD6o89I4
Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @nah_im_abdulla Indian shawarma versus allegedly superior Dubai shawarma @marculenta This is the first thing I read this morning and there’s no better way to wake up to the world really @sidrecks @hurrythas Sure buddy
12/3
2019
James Baldwin to his brother. 'Let's make history, baby. What the fuck else is there to do?' https://t.co/su7ayfV5lO
Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @Meg_Srinivas Oh no, are you alright?
12/2
2019
@sheikhimaan His neck ruff is unbearably adorable ahhhh @kavitharao Look at her pink ears ahhhhh
12/1
2019
when i miss you and i can’t do anything https://t.co/CFdy3nfYp2
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11/30
2019
I’ve been thinking a lot about what makes a family a family this week. And honestly? This whole joining lives thing… https://t.co/LmpplbdpRj
Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @SharanyaDeepak @CNTIndia @Eater Congratulations, Sharanya! 🎉 @vidya83 @CNTIndia How amazing! Congratulations Vidya ☺️🎉
11/29
2019
@sukhadatatke Omg look at those OCEANS of fluff! Dying @pi_alize @twentytwobyPai @february_31st Get Burger Seigneur (right opposite Indiranagar Empire) TRUST @clickmadness @ComicCurry “Writing emails is still writing,” I sob to myself as I send reminder #372
11/28
2019
@clickmadness @ComicCurry Can I charge for follow ups? I can charge for follow ups right? IT IS WORK."Sleep, when you wake up, the sun will rise". Polar bear lullaby from "Umka" animation film, Soyuzmultfilm studio,… https://t.co/VWNy53twfW
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11/27
2019
@sowmyarao_ Between this and the parenting “feedback”, idk hope you’ve managed to not straight up murder please hav… https://t.co/LjUBGSMMf9
11/25
2019
Downer counterpoint (sorry): You don’t have to stick around waiting for this to happen. Knowing when to cut your lo… https://t.co/kvfqcJPc3cGiven a fair chance, people are capable of thoughtful introspection, positive growth, and real change. https://t.co/wdR0rkb9uv @galtor @neerjadeodhar This is my heroin @galtor @neerjadeodhar like blow by blow action replay with every breathless detail over DM @galtor @neerjadeodhar BUT ALSO TELL THEM YOU COWARD I WANT FULL STORY AFTER @galtor @neerjadeodhar I mean why ruin perfectly good crush with reality @x_beatrix She's just freer than you and I are @nah_im_abdulla @laurasnapes But with several pocket watches, birdcages for hats and skirts sewn out of old handbags @x_beatrix "I only constantly demand your attention because I'm NOT AFRAID TO LOVE with my WHOLE heart unlike these… https://t.co/JgEaYxYIJqSomeone tell AP that this narrative of the manic pixie steampunk dream girl who insists on putting a doggedly posit… https://t.co/asGrPNtnxI @npueu Awww, I understand lol but feel free to dm if that makes shy come less. Off to AO3 with me for now :) @npueu Anything you especially enjoyed? I’d love to start off with some recsIf you're watching The Crown without immediately topping off each episode with @Nicole_Cliffe 's recaps, you're re… https://t.co/U3vpUhseB3
11/24
2019
@tanyagrawal I love a story with a happy ending 🤗 @tanyagrawal Please meet me outside to FIGHT https://t.co/HKCNZEiRF1 @tanyagrawal Omg please tell me you’ve had stroopwaffels @tanyagrawal Friends don’t let friends eat dry ass pop tarts @tanyagrawal Listen if you just want to consume cardboard, eat off the free stuff you get with your big basket orde… https://t.co/T8dFz5UOqL @tanyagrawal @sowmyarao_ @flirtingshadows u mean...TEETH CEMENT???? https://t.co/vUIaN9Cec2 @tanyagrawal @sowmyarao_ @flirtingshadows I’m dying laughing here SORRY I LIKE CRONCH (I think you might like the t… https://t.co/udyHSxp8BM @tanyagrawal @sowmyarao_ @flirtingshadows MAM https://t.co/ggXryLrbbr @tanyagrawal @sowmyarao_ @flirtingshadows It’s the best candy coming out of America, surelyY’all wanted this “cuddle” weather now look at you. Lonely and ashy.
Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @sowmyarao_ @flirtingshadows Pssst, Reese's peanut butter cups @reddymadhavan I take a moment to sincerely appreciate how out and out goofy I get to be while writing horoscopes each week
11/22
2019
@sukhadatatke Isn’t this what WhatsApp web was literally invented for? So I could furiously type my grievances so t… https://t.co/IstcSdx45o @justbaloney @gauravsabnis Someone please share their hack for sushmita @flirtingshadows Thank you so much! 💖
11/21
2019
@sidrecks @nah_im_abdulla Wow just in front of everyone we’re tagging cool cool @tribalations Oh me too! I guess she doesn’t like being called out for the leech that she is. @AboutIndia @tribalations And the caucasity jumps out. How about respecting the people & country that puts food on… https://t.co/1JMEn0nYBmThe world is going MAD except in my horoscopes ur welcome https://t.co/fs5al0MYoo @schmmuck Extrapolating the lack of quality present in Hindi comedy shows to all Indians ever was the gripe.So in London I live in an accommodation that has loads of student parents; men and women with kids doing their mast… https://t.co/aH4vJ7Nbe9
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11/18
2019
@latasrinivasan Sorry for your loss, Lata. Lots of love to you.
11/16
2019
@monikamanchanda You do so much good for the world, truly. 🌺
11/15
2019
Me at every small inconvenience. https://t.co/wrBG7K7dHr
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11/14
2019
@sowmyarao_ Waow mam serving too much lewksss 💃🏻
11/13
2019
@karimasanela @gqindia I contain multitudes.Your Uber to work is 21 minutes away, but your boss's Uber is 28 minutes away, so you might as well find out what's… https://t.co/v2tLYZCjYW @neerjadeodhar Only they are able to turn being told that they are so odiously off putting into a badge of honour.
11/11
2019
First base is actually fucking up your sleep schedule for them.
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11/10
2019
@tanyagrawal @magnoliabakery @CNTIndia An excuse to try again. @tanyagrawal @magnoliabakery @CNTIndia You're too kind. What put you off - the flavour or texture? @hype_atia Stoppit Devi
11/9
2019
@vinaykesari @magnoliabakery @CNTIndia Please prepare body for the sugar shakes, occupational hazard etc @sleepyhead148 @magnoliabakery @CNTIndia I was thankfully blessed with a sneak peek
11/8
2019

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