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sushmita sundaram @sushmitas Bangalore, India

Professional sassmouth. I 💖 cities, your secrets, and knowing where to eat next. // 💌 sushmita.sundaram@gmail.com

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Joined Twitter 2/6/09


women w deep voices are v important. v v important. ty for existing.
Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @chasingiamb Mine is on its wayyyyy! I honestly cannot wait to dive in
8/10
2020
@sowmyarao_ @PranavDixit @venessawong You're the best mum. Listen, what is your secret for maintaining the temperat… https://t.co/tq9MZo9bju @sowmyarao_ @PranavDixit @venessawong sobbing at "frymums", whyyyy are these smollus so cute?!
8/3
2020
Everyday this city reminds me to be grateful I can call it my home. https://t.co/k1C3hr0TkX @AGlasgowGirl I find that activities that are result oriented really work for that generation. Caring for something… https://t.co/M1ZpkSLUgD @nah_im_abdulla Dying at the idea of a smol Nahim @nah_im_abdulla Eid mubarak to you and the whole family, Nahim! I hope today is beautiful 🌺
8/1
2020
During this extremely hot weather please don’t forget to check in on elderly relatives and neighbours to remind the… https://t.co/nDwiSsGR8T
Retweeted by sushmita sundarami do chloe ting abs so that my waist can be “snatched” why? because my loving mother was snatched from her homela… https://t.co/6mAEvLTd5G
Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @chasingiamb @TheRestlessQuil @reddymadhavan Omg I cannot wait!!! @OGVivek Sorry they couldn't handle the FUCKING TRUTH Also I'm not sorry just disdainful
7/31
2020
Okay, I've been doing this *writing thing* for five minutes. (Not true!) I just want to say: Dear Commissioning Edi… https://t.co/tJ66q9Mn7r
Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @WhyGaze TELL EM, JOSHUA https://t.co/Qgaz2ecGjA
7/30
2020
@nah_im_abdulla Randomly it seems while the rest of make do with Marie gold 😭😭😭"Legally speaking, this cannot happen" https://t.co/JDE6jbxlvfI stan this smol mansha from Indian Matchmaking way too much @NCResq @nikitasarkar108 Frosty Crumble in Kora does this already. And oh look it's the right time for a second lun… https://t.co/mmSfZhmOLM @TheRestlessQuil What to do with eyes as you listen
7/28
2020
I luv them 😭😭😭 https://t.co/DQlglieRgSToday's pigeon saga. Amma woke me up at unearthly hour saying wake up wake up pigeon has laid egg in balcony. So I… https://t.co/plkEg5J3io
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7/24
2020
@Meg_Srinivas Yessss and live tweet her comments :)
7/18
2020
@raikartik @samvedh_eswar @themojo_in You know, this is the third argument I've seen that refuses to actually addre… https://t.co/nnQsqnEShb @raikartik @samvedh_eswar @themojo_in What do you think would be a good reason for several hired goons in matching… https://t.co/lSSOJgztHh @raikartik @samvedh_eswar @themojo_in Do you seriously think you're raising your voice against racism in India righ… https://t.co/bTGdBjoLb6 @galtor EXPOSE HIM @Prigwal Forced focus! This is actually genius. @Prigwal Okay please send me this hyper-productive energy also @kovalbhatia Love that he describes it as self-objectification while the only "positive" comment he has to make is… https://t.co/CSyim2ouhs @sarahkunst Hey Sarah! I'm an experienced writer who has worked with startups in the food space before (in addition… https://t.co/Jj1a9vjqiM
7/16
2020
@monikamanchanda @mizarcle Yesssss. All that tension~ you could eat up with a spoon
7/13
2020
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Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @sanshash Only if they will allow tender kisses to the top of their heads after, it's only fair
7/9
2020
@monikamanchanda Ooooh, okay now I’m tempted.
7/8
2020
@monikamanchanda I’m so fascinated with your weekly fasts - are you seeing a difference energy wise (on non fast days obvs)?
7/7
2020
Throughout my comedy career I’ve struggled to come to terms with a very difficult childhood in which the girls at s… https://t.co/ZieivDeuBa
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6/29
2020
@vibvel Oh they most definitely still do.
6/26
2020
@flirtingshadows Get the hot choc from Smoor and drink it alllll so we can live vicariously through you 💖
6/25
2020
@Meg_Srinivas Blowing my mind that I could have added off one egg to my pesarattu all along.
6/22
2020
yes I’m a writer. no I don’t write. we exist.
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6/20
2020
You ever think u’re vibing with someone but actually u are just talking too much?!?
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6/17
2020
@sidrecks @hurrythas This combo is definitely a reflection of how much progress has been made
6/11
2020
@hurrythas Big birthday cake plus hakka noodles energy @sidrecks
6/10
2020
@nah_im_abdulla @sidrecks
6/8
2020
@LizzMathew Fat mango for president damnit @simon_ne_says @sidrecks I’m just really ladylike okay https://t.co/JiHE1ZJ3Ob @sidrecks Why are you who you are @sidrecks @simon_ne_says Daintily, using a pair of chopsticks
6/3
2020
@gdajey Plain banana or pepper @lutam619 Adding Kashmiri mixture to cart for experimentations @vibvel FOR AGES I will bring for you it’s deeply yuckly satisfying @hype_atia Underneath it all you are also one spicy hot chips category person only @simon_ne_says But do you eat them 8 at a time cc @sidrecks @RohanFernandez This tweet is incomplete without details on the flavour. @g0tti The kind with the almond slivers? 🥺 @sidrecks I can smell you from here smelly @galtor @sidrecks Are you anal prolapsing rn don’t lie @galtor Cola...parts? So sugar and black colouring and FIZZ, but not together? Also, what brand of noodles, this is very important. @sowmyarao_ File this van under essential services and send it to us all, I say. @darthdevi What toppings/combos? My stomach wants to know @otherwarya Yessss, who among us hasn't scarfed down a frightening amount of the crunchy stuff soaked in Amul Garli… https://t.co/Sk2EwgJ5L6Everyone tell me your low (no) effort shame snacks that you are eating in full meals quantities for all three meals @nah_im_abdulla Whyyyy are they always so cute omg I can't cope
6/2
2020
@Lauren9Dudley Me! You could check out more of my work here: https://t.co/D1r9u2GLVx
6/1
2020
done with this quarantine life https://t.co/k9RHAnfWYx
Retweeted by sushmita sundaram @greyoceanblues I know someone who'd kick ass at this. How can they get in touch with you?
5/28
2020
@galtor Is it even romance if he isn’t eating a snickers all up in your face? @monikamanchanda @Livealtlife So happy to see this go public, Monika! Can’t wait to taste all the work you’ve put in 🤗
5/27
2020
@NCResq I’ll report back with my findings. @NCResq Bestttt! Which blend do you like? @NCResq How to get
5/24
2020
@WhatAboutMyStar @sidrecks YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
5/23
2020
@kavitharao Watching football = real love. And even this one? https://t.co/EqCuqS1j8m @kavitharao This is so so sweet 🤗
5/20
2020
Thread: One of the highlights of last year for me was being commissioned to do a short piece for the @newint. The p… https://t.co/Zn0mWRtSBR
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5/19
2020
@Meg_Srinivas Look at this best puppy <3 @sidrecks
5/18
2020
have your parents ever BANNED you from reading and took away your books or are you normal
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5/17
2020
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5/15
2020
"...I consider how much we depend on useless, arbitrary tasks to prove ourselves. I consider how much we depend on… https://t.co/nPkQe6xg2B @thebooksatchel Bangalore is coming through for her readers! Choose from Blossoms (https://t.co/GrMYfPVUlj), Bookwo… https://t.co/26kaUm19eN
5/13
2020
@monikamanchanda I love the first one! Such a nice everyday neutral. Brand/shade pls? :)
5/11
2020
Amazing how most people are more angry at imperfect feminism than they are at systemic misogyny.
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5/5
2020
hi. yes hello. i am ready to be loved now
Retweeted by sushmita sundaramMeanwhile in Mirzapur, liquor shop owners shower flower petals on customers queuing up outside their shops. 😂 👇🏼👇🏼 https://t.co/MuocTljqxy
Retweeted by sushmita sundaramGood move! Separate line for women at wine store in Kaggadaspura, Bengaluru. https://t.co/1yV9pTxxf3
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5/4
2020
@tanyagrawal @kavitharao 's suggestion sounds excellent too (and likely easier). In any case, pls share pics to drool over @tanyagrawal (I am not an expert, but this is just what my glutton heart tells me) @tanyagrawal I feel like you could totally use cheddar or something for the flavour and sub in other dairy to maintain dry/wet proportion. @tanyagrawal I have been desperate to make and eat (ALL OF) these, but am missing an oven. Pls let me live vicariou… https://t.co/zxWXovhERS @neerjadeodhar Yessss, the best kind of red. I'm adding this to my post-lockdown wishlist.
5/3
2020
@neerjadeodhar Okay come on, you know you need to tell us what lipstick that is @Meg_Srinivas I adore your lamp! Please tell me it’s easily procured @Meg_Srinivas But what about popping ice cold grapes straight out of the fridge into your mouth on a hot afternoon… https://t.co/oYWUQAvy1V @vinaykesari Hmm I’m just going to wait for it to be declared an essential item (shocked it isn’t already)
5/2
2020
Hey @airtelindia @Airtel_Presence, have been trying to contact you for the last 4 days to get this connection close… https://t.co/mf4J8pR16V @vinaykesari This was super. And now I want a thousand pootharekulu. @AbbakkaHypatia Couldn't agree more @AbbakkaHypatia Of course, you were children. The adults running their mouths in that situation should have known b… https://t.co/5WxSPE37j9 @AbbakkaHypatia I would imagine it triggered so many. What an awful time to choose to be this cruel. I think readin… https://t.co/rYHicj5hnv
5/1
2020

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