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davsta @swaggybigdick Your Nans House

I’m Davie B and I’m here to say

161 Following   22 Followers   414 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/23/18


I would like it if someone started the conversation. I want to know what it’s like to be on the other end more often.
6/10
2020
@mattcassidy6969 😦So you’re telling me... that when someone flirts... that I’m meant to... flirt back @ethanrcooper73 Me getting annoyed that you’d have the audacity to double reply https://t.co/VUgMDuhaDj @ethanrcooper73 Pic of me in shock that you replied https://t.co/2J6TOyxTAv @ethanrcooper73 Pic of me reading this tweet https://t.co/zshsKI6yHYshe sent me a selfie and now i’m manually breathing
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6/8
2020
@lunarmiggy He kinda looks like he eats the laces off of his boots so that he won’t trip over themOpen your eyes https://t.co/UT9fUC3F3B
Retweeted by davsta @lunarmiggy Bruh we started Cindi like 2 months ago and we only have a riff to show for it
6/7
2020
Mosquitos really are the only mfs dying to suck me off... 😪
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6/4
2020
All the footage of the protests in America is mind-blowing, but if any of you are still feeling for the police: Her… https://t.co/HIqBtelwLq
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6/3
2020
SAY THEIR NAME (a UK thread)
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5/31
2020
@mattcassidy6969 Nah I reckon you can @mattcassidy6969 What were the tweets
5/30
2020
@ethanrcooper73 *she @ethanrcooper73 Bro but also has no no gfs. Stay strong 👑
5/29
2020
@lunarmiggy I’m sorry that he’s wearing such a stupid hat @lunarmiggy That dolls ugly
5/26
2020
@lunarmiggy This is why I no longer have friends @lunarmiggy Someone did that to me. But it was on tinder. And they only matched to ask who my friend was. 😔 @spokes_sam Nah it means the same thing. I know other people use BCE (before common era) and CE (common era) but I… https://t.co/ISREXpy0UN @spokes_sam Yeah I do.
5/25
2020
Do you reckon this is the only way of stopping it?
5/22
2020
No one roasts a girl as hard as herself on her private snap story.
5/21
2020
PUDDLES !!!!!!! https://t.co/TXjpJGW0Jl
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5/19
2020
@suzannemariedo Licking door handles
5/18
2020
@ethanrcooper73 It’s a possibility for sure @ethanrcooper73 At least a stone I’d say @ethanrcooper73 How long have you been in lockdown bro?I have not slept. This makes me super cool 😎🎸⚡️
5/17
2020
Why do police have horses? Is is just an intimidation thing? I literally cannot think of another reason why.
5/16
2020
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5/15
2020
Bruh people be out here gatekeeping mental illness. Why?
5/12
2020
@alvin_writer Sod off I’m trying to self pityBruh I forgot about a 2000 word essay and it’s due tomorrow. KmsI made an entirely FAKE beauty brand called 'JAQ Mait Cosmetics' and tricked Love Island stars into promoting it.… https://t.co/qXZ5LWAun9
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5/11
2020
thinking about this moment https://t.co/4Hrnh7LKga
Retweeted by davstaIf we don’t control our thoughts or feelings. And we act mostly on impulse. Then I doubt we have free will, right?
5/8
2020
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Retweeted by davstaJust heard my bass playing itself and it’s about 2 metres away from me. F for me boys
5/7
2020
me trying to carry the conversation with a dry texter https://t.co/6vLSun6VqZ
Retweeted by davstaproof that time isn’t real: today a year ago was the tati n james charles drama
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5/6
2020
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Retweeted by davstaI will no longer use “yeah”, “yes” or “yeh”. I will only use the brand new superior option: “yeas”Great example of social distancing I saw today https://t.co/XIWZCFP1Dq
Retweeted by davsta @gazpachomachine You forgot to trademark the “e” in “be”
5/5
2020
thinking about the guy who bowled a perfect game on 9/11 https://t.co/P3GrekbHFE
Retweeted by davstaThey were all jealous of my fashionably tiny cock https://t.co/lhKSQxLHea
5/2
2020
@willne Almost met juice wrld
5/1
2020
Honest Question: It seems like a massive amount of people felt like March lasted a year and April went by in the bl… https://t.co/zfebXK0T0t
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4/30
2020
@lunarmiggy https://t.co/DVXCB7IRG6 @lunarmiggy https://t.co/0wxRi0smmz @lunarmiggy Just be warping perceptions and ruining self control @lunarmiggy That’s main issue I reckon. I’d delete it if not for the band. Everyone else has my number or knows someone with my number.
4/29
2020
Bruh I think I should delete social media but then I’d have nothing to do and be bored, but if I didn’t have social… https://t.co/Gvr6ekmDXdI just want someone to talk about nothing withAI-generated Jay-Z voice raps the Navy Seal copypasta https://t.co/kykjex5kc4
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4/28
2020
Might start a new policy of only replying. I may be happier if I never start a conversation again.
4/25
2020
@theneedledrop The Charles Manson one. BlessedBruh I went for my one government allowed walk in the morning but I really need to clear my head now. Dunno what to do.
4/24
2020
start 🌟finish https://t.co/MtRUVonlIY
Retweeted by davsta @lunarmiggy That’s actually so blessed @lunarmiggy Do it to this https://t.co/xENhJRxPxt
4/23
2020
Quarantined stuntmen, bruh... https://t.co/nYSOqzAzBs
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4/22
2020
@ChrisRGun Start a YouTube group channel and don’t invite @iNabber69No one recommended for that Bill Clinton album thing 😔
4/21
2020
@CaucasianJames Leave him alone you bastardi watch porn for the acting https://t.co/v97tvHRqIu
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4/20
2020
I am actually. Properly. Seriously. Genuinely. Not hypothetically. Literally. Continuously. Not jokily. In fact qui… https://t.co/iWJUPs2ogZhttps://t.co/HCMpCsVram
Retweeted by davstaWhat I’ve realised is: is that people on Tik Tok think dancing while text,with a statement on, is placed in the cen… https://t.co/aUpTZmvhzwcbbc was ultimate https://t.co/UGy4URI4A5
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4/19
2020
@ethanrcooper73 Ethan is amazingMans link 5g to cornovirus but couldn’t link 2 poems at GCSE
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4/18
2020
I really don’t have a visual memory. Like I really struggle to remember what people look like when I’m not looking… https://t.co/cnQuodAiMv @mattcassidy6969 Woke and blessed. Stay humble 👑 @mattcassidy6969 Nah bro first place is running up that hill by Kate Bush and if you disagree you hate women 🙏 @mattcassidy6969 Nah bro that can be 3rd placeThis may contradict previous statements made by me but Flagpole Sitta is the greatest song ever made.https://t.co/vSigkjbGlu
Retweeted by davstaTik Tok actually isn’t good. Not good.this might be the best scientist photograph i have ever seen 😭 https://t.co/r0p8DOriOE
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4/17
2020
everyone who said "anteater cant have swag" look dumb as hell right now https://t.co/uDCZPf930J
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4/16
2020
IT IS WEDNESDAY AGAIN HERE IS A PSA: https://t.co/kLJK5MUslz
Retweeted by davsta12 year old me pretending to be asleep with my DS under the pillow https://t.co/lMelXSwLGJ
Retweeted by davstaActually being a bowling pin is fine. I don’t care anymore. https://t.co/yvc2ZvxNeeNo!!! I don’t wanna be a bowling pin https://t.co/2aFb07S9jfhttps://t.co/PLDyDtHTjU
Retweeted by davstaGamers are angry that the sequel to a game where you could play as an island of sentient polar bears, openly worshi… https://t.co/VbLkW4uSg3
Retweeted by davstaHe looked at the camera like “ya’ll see this shit???” https://t.co/JdJa0P3iKf
Retweeted by davstaRT if you want a new boxing game 🤔 👀
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4/15
2020
Please. Everyone stop believing in things. There is nothing. While we are here there is nothing. When we are gone t… https://t.co/aZlnk7ro5vU all hate Birmingham cus ur told to on twitter dot com Easily one of the best cities in the UK if not the best https://t.co/emAUcl0yIm
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4/14
2020
I've had enough of your fucking Chill study beats https://t.co/Z5mfddRkk3
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4/13
2020

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