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davsta @swaggybigdick Your Nans House

I’m Davie B and I’m here to say

127 Following   19 Followers   252 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/23/18


what the fuck go to david dobriks instagram and look at his tagged photos???
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2/17
2020
Some girl matched with me on tinder, asked if I’d shot up any school. And then unmatched. In case you were wonderin… https://t.co/KQ9b7ROS94
2/16
2020
man Mordecai was the biggest simp in all Cartoon history this is a no brainer https://t.co/sJaHgxrrra
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2/13
2020
@ethanrcooper73 I think you gotta take the hint on that one. 😔 f
2/9
2020
I woke up and wasted my good mood doing nothing
2/7
2020
this is how i ask my girlfriend to do anal https://t.co/EO7l4P0qZw
Retweeted by davstaCan’t sleep and I haven’t done the reading for my 9am. Realistically I don’t think I was ever gonna do it. @ethanrcooper73 Invite her to plans and then say she can bring him
2/5
2020
@ethanrcooper73 Ask how he is
2/4
2020
https://t.co/4jX7V3QCyW
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2/2
2020
Retweet if you’re taller than Charizard. https://t.co/6r2l2ibklC
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1/20
2020
@Jaack Cast me in it when it’s done 🥺 @NoContextHumans @this_vid
1/17
2020
https://t.co/Kd7qPXgBZY
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1/15
2020
This has been in my camera roll for a while now. I think about it a lot https://t.co/1bjoOcqsgl
1/13
2020
@chloerow2 Nah sorry
1/10
2020
@mattcassidy6969 @DJ_Jazzy_Jon You cheeky flirt
1/9
2020
@CountDankulaTV Here you are https://t.co/iBAjImo6mp
1/8
2020
Me to my wood when I randomly got a boner at school https://t.co/xg5anDC5rq
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1/5
2020
Wait was no one gonna tell me cbeebees is bbc backwards. Am I an idiot? Am I a child?
1/4
2020
@mattcassidy6969 Thanks papaJokes on him. If he’s going for me that means he fancies ugly girls.The over day a bunch of chavs were walking behind me in the park. And one kept pretending I was a girl and that he… https://t.co/37I9wgtjFm
1/3
2019
https://t.co/kAaEAcC5XgAlright guys I’ve been holding this conspiracy in for a while now. Stanley Kubrick faked his death in 1999 so that… https://t.co/N4Efm7OO7q
12/30
2019
@mattcassidy6969 Matts grown again so now I’m telling people 6’4”
12/28
2019
🎄 DAY TWENTY FIVE 🎄 WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS TO EVERY SHOW IN 2020! RT & follow us to enter. Ends 28th Dec.… https://t.co/FkmCexI1UF
Retweeted by davsta @chloerow2 Quit trying to get viral
12/25
2019
it fucking sucks when u get into the habit of talking to someone every night. and then one night they’re not there… https://t.co/sz7Bij5rNF
Retweeted by davstaThe Shaggy Zone https://t.co/IymJwoeRSK
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12/23
2019
Family reacts to watching “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” for the first time. https://t.co/lfCwhBZgtt
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12/22
2019
@Jaack My dad says you’re an idiot. He is currently enjoying it.Illusion of The Year 2019 Winner It's based on a simple Lissajous curve, but uses clever shading/highlighting to… https://t.co/tb6iOnQeYm
Retweeted by davstahello, i’m an adult in a christmas movie. i don’t believe in santa but have also never bought my children even one… https://t.co/5iZj6DBOg4
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12/15
2019
I have decided to become a bowling pin. It is with great courage that I have publicly made this decision and would… https://t.co/LJKDMcKvxw
12/6
2019
@Callux It’s a bit dry
12/5
2019
no. me and baby yoda vibing https://t.co/VQ5c70EUCE
Retweeted by davstawhy it made that noise omg 😭😭❤️ https://t.co/eQfDqOUylm
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12/4
2019
@BrexitFoxy @CountDankulaTV You’re an enigma mate. @BrexitFoxy @CountDankulaTV Yeah throwing bottles at bands is also a dick move. @BrexitFoxy @CountDankulaTV You’re just proving me right mate. @BrexitFoxy @CountDankulaTV Yeah but justifying political violence at any level because of someone’s statements mea… https://t.co/pLydygZt1f @BrexitFoxy @CountDankulaTV If you think like this then you aren’t pro free speech.
12/3
2019
Chinese police interrogators grill a man for making a joke about them on social media. It was a private chat room. https://t.co/S01IP300m3
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12/2
2019
A wild Nonce appeared https://t.co/IrtqpKxfaL
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12/1
2019
Royal mail are currently hiring and no previous work experience required RT incase someone out there really needs a job 🥺
Retweeted by davstaYou all went mad for it last time and after a rummage down the back of the sofa, I've managed to find the last 5 of… https://t.co/TAcGcJTH8k
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11/29
2019
@_TomSmith_ab Yall really be sleepin on Chai
11/28
2019
@Jaack @CountDankulaTV @ImAllexx @TrueGeordieTG @lozcast @zacalsopp @jamierawsthorne @NikoOmilana @RobbieKnoxhttps://t.co/3L5d3ROHgvI made a baby yoda fancam https://t.co/aPotVHyFfM
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11/27
2019
Y’all see the scars right? WTF has been fighting with a 20ft great white? Space is cool and all but what the hell i… https://t.co/w2g93qSEO0
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11/26
2019
Tories have phat skeletons.
11/25
2019
@posinghoIy @Onision You’re too old and not related to him. They’re the two boxes and you tick neither 😔
11/23
2019
When you’re lonely and someone boring talks to you: it makes it easier but not any less hard. @mattcassidy6969 🥴 @mattcassidy6969 In one bite?
11/21
2019
Sausage dogs just be staring all the time. Sod off. Freaking me out. @reallybrodietv is the next big thing. I’m calling it.
11/19
2019
@ethanrcooper73 It always starts like that
11/18
2019
Yo Stephen Hillenberg was against any spongebob spinoffs, Nickelodeon straight up waited for him to die so they can… https://t.co/SaUq3Qlrzv
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11/17
2019
C’mon guys we can do this https://t.co/f5w8xXPoc0
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11/14
2019
You either die the sk8ter boi or live long enough to see yourself become the boomer.
11/10
2019
@JamesArthur23 looks like someone was asked to sculpt the boy from spy kids from memory out of custard. @Brickiernan @OwenC1883 @Mattybrown100 @SkySportsBoxing The only thing older than that joke is you. You bloody dino… https://t.co/xng0VAoTFdhttps://t.co/5ANEBzWoIV
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11/9
2019
@posinghoIy @Onision Bufton you’ll get molested in the ring
11/8
2019
@anything4views @anything4views
11/7
2019
Days 2 of no nut november its getting hard wearing jeans https://t.co/cIVHlyGCHl
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11/2
2019
6 year old me talking about my dad to my friends. https://t.co/Ud94DArXRB
10/31
2019
There’s 2 types of people in this world: -Those looking for fights -And those with really hittable faces
10/29
2019
LMAO THERE IS NO WAY THEY LET THIS ON TELEVISION BRO https://t.co/3H6AYchcMu
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10/28
2019
I get so bored I order food just so I have to leave my room to collect it. I’ve eaten so much chicken.
10/27
2019
@MegCrossley_ Is this real?Brick wall mate. Brick wall.
6/6
2019
I haven’t eaten a meal today. Feels weird that I’m completely okay.
6/4
2019
@willne He’s a pedo.
6/3
2019
Here’s my impression of someone who’s really bored and tired and ill. https://t.co/Hc1F2wa4EA
6/2
2019
@MegCrossley_ Only from behind @MegCrossley_ She finally discovered her penis
6/1
2019
Heathcliffe 🤚 😣/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ It’s me, I’m Cathy 👋 \ 😩 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_… https://t.co/s2AH1B4KlQ
Retweeted by davstaThanos did not have to snap that hard. Honestly. 💁‍♀️
5/30
2019
Girls with daddy links be like: I just want a https://t.co/eG8Q8xV8oN
5/28
2019
@Jaack She used to go to my school. She was one of “them” girls.
5/26
2019
Say what you will about the #GameOfThronesFinale, the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on. https://t.co/kKJrJyV9d7
Retweeted by davstaThis shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class https://t.co/5Eh9vWR9xd
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5/21
2019
People moaned about Breaking Bad when that ended too. I think we should all give Game of Thrones some time.
5/20
2019
@_TomSmith_ab @SOPHIEMSMSMSM should check this out
5/18
2019
If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you hate, fear and disagree with, then you don’t believe in free speech.
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5/12
2019
Oh yeah and actual white supremacists just casually roam on here. I fear that I’ll hate every political ideology ev… https://t.co/FVJLS7SCrKMight have to delete Twitter soon. It feels like everyone on here is an extremist in someway. I’ve seen people act… https://t.co/dVZBdhFw04
5/11
2019
I don’t care about the politics that were being discussed beforehand. @arobertwebb has exposed himself as a classis… https://t.co/snD0jy6ZHu
5/9
2019
Why do they keep doing this to watchmen? Just adapt it or don’t. Why are they setting it after? It’s like they’re a… https://t.co/DQXxU3BcxY
5/8
2019

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