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"Save your sassy asides for your windowless bars" I also have a drawings and photos account called @marswasrubbish

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Joined Twitter 3/23/09


A lovely thing from my favourite pigeon murderer. https://t.co/HNgh9NEmAY#latenighttreemince https://t.co/0AjWFv4f25NEW: In the latest episode of Smashed Prawns in a Milky Basket, @felicitymontagu talks about her roles in Nighty Ni… https://t.co/luKTjkUfvb
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonI feel this is Harris but I can't be that specific but I'd bet a kidney it's the Outer Hebrides. https://t.co/5zO4f2qS8WMy Dinner With Andre World. https://t.co/9USJtOriRa @TheBlueAcorn Grass. I think they’re from Greenland.More geese. It’s in this filter to show them more clearly rather than artistic ponce reasons. https://t.co/XHxN1bhZHE @TheBlueAcorn It’s sort of a quacky-honk. #naturewriting @akbea I mean, it’s like loads. Half of them had gone by the time I thought I should probably take a photo of this. @TheBlueAcorn And really loud too. Good loud.I can’t properly express in this photo the “bloody hell, that’s a lot of geese-ness” I just experienced but bloody… https://t.co/HkJIVy864S @weegietiger69 Really meant to watch that. I’ll iPlayer it.Was just reading a book when it hit me how clever humans were for inventing writing. Never had this thought reading Twitter, oddly.And now, a dramatic reading from Austin Powers https://t.co/TeDdJq43eQ
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonI am always ready for stories of people who think they’re Blofeld being reminded they’re just another murderer. https://t.co/6tQBhQeonHJust quickly checking the trending topics. https://t.co/SQSh0UJrUB @lisakendalldxb Interesting. I really have no idea. Need to research. A website with a shop might be better for me actually. @TheBlueAcorn @bensonpeter20 You just reminded me of the Mitchell & Webb sketch. The man who had a cough and it’s j… https://t.co/Icl5ZanKssEngland is about 50 years away from being one solitary street in the Home Counties. https://t.co/UZNa9HDUjuRace hate less important to me than my money, says millionaire. https://t.co/b6fCX4K11uI know people aren’t so keen on my abstract shapes but some of them have had nearly 6 likes. https://t.co/d0LGJohTyy
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonThinking of setting up an Etsy shop (or something similar) There’s been enough interest in my drawings and pictures… https://t.co/WWqc3x3AX5Is this normal? Exxon releasing statement like this? https://t.co/ZcDSgFbYeE
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonAdam Buxton Klaxon! Asking JnJ all the right questions and some very wrong ones. https://t.co/24QLOsWWT8
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonThis looks great. Would have loved to have seen this. https://t.co/coUf8HikeGToday’s #inktober2020 The prompt word is “Coral” My drawing style doesn’t tend to lend itself to beauty but I imagi… https://t.co/I0GUTrt1vs
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonNews: Tributes Paid To Comedian Stan Vernon https://t.co/ONGZZDQd1C
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10/20
2020
Early night. Night. https://t.co/5w21sTOf4M
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonAnother abstract one so I’ve called this “Lady shapes with Alan Partridge” https://t.co/9uqxMZLoWP
Retweeted by Graeme Swanson“The elfin delight Toby Jones” https://t.co/hViVzBfw92Something exciting is coming to @NatGalleriesSco from October 24th... https://t.co/fD9IlAVRuy #Harryhausen100https://t.co/BAAbPWQSYn
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonThis looks great. Sat next to Michael Clark at a meal once but was too in awe to say anything. "So, dancing eh?" https://t.co/LdMq9dsqeuWould like to watch Unsolved Mysteries but can’t stop screaming “All mysteries are unsolved!” and “I’m so lonely!” at the television.I’ve been taking photos of the local area while listening to M.R. James stories. Michael Hordern is my favourite vo… https://t.co/3VPhc7cZwyFeeling slightly better about my drawing today. I've ordered a pen. #optimismA battle of shits more like #morelike https://t.co/Chke9aoB2LMigraine has revealed itself to be only a bad headache. Now listening to Kim Noble's Futile Attempts podcast. It's… https://t.co/0sUKcD4qz9Gone back to bed with a migraine but thought I’d just squeeze in a tweet and some artificial light.This website finally pays off https://t.co/t6Pu3XsStL
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonWhen I do the #inktober drawings I use all the hashtags because I want people to see it but they attract lunatics.… https://t.co/K1cYAMRztOToday’s #inktober2020 The prompt word is “Dizzy” #inktoberday19 #marswasrubbish #inktober https://t.co/31jm4jIxbf
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10/19
2020
Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta share a bedroom for the rest of my life??
Retweeted by Graeme Swanson @TheBlueAcorn https://t.co/YtQq49u5EPOne of those news stories where no one is reading the article but looking at the accompanying picture. https://t.co/i3xj8DPDAj @TheBlueAcorn It's not really the cinemas. It's the sitting on a bus for two hours there and back. If I lived on my… https://t.co/mdeebwlj7v @TheBlueAcorn Ooh. Jealous. I can't go the cinema without worrying my mum to death. Really looking forward to Saint Maud.An untitled one but for my files I’ve named it after a random Alan Partridge quote. This is “I know what happened,L… https://t.co/dENTeOpsPJ
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonRewatched the original Ring. The hand coming out of well still scares the living bejesus out of me. https://t.co/DpKgFtQOUQScathing reviews are fine -- they can even be gleeful if the target is big enough. (Don't kick a puppy down the sta… https://t.co/TxPF49aeGD
Retweeted by Graeme Swanson @ophelea23 I let him get away with a lot because of my love of the first two seasons of Arrested Development. @ophelea23 This is basically what I did. Needed something non-taxing and was pleased to find it not to be complete rubbish @scrapegroat I agree. It’s fine. Massively okayish film.Large 2,000-year-old cat discovered in Peru's Nazca lines https://t.co/Uz6xiEFTFb
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonI see Game Night is on Netflix. I maintain that Rachel McAdams’ “Oh no, he died” is one of the greatest line delive… https://t.co/WiDPvXXqltSlightly odd, I think, that nowhere in the piece does it mention, even in passing, that there actually WAS a film c… https://t.co/O0ul23MKGT
Retweeted by Graeme Swanson @neilclasper Yes! It’s more AS than The Fall.Occasionally I have to stop myself stealing photos from my friends’ Instagrams and posting them on here just to go… https://t.co/xrjfoN7rBwCivic sculptures of the apocalypse. https://t.co/n8Cn2bBMLl
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonThe best, most savage hatchet jobs to read are dry ones: where you sense the critic holding back a bit, not out of… https://t.co/s0bjObgrBk
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonColombo episode Etude In Black is on 5USA just now. It stars Peter Falk’s BFF “misogynist, genius, alcoholic” John Cassavetes.The mistake is because someone didn’t put the pens away properly. (I’m being passive aggressive to myself) https://t.co/yz2G0AL3FJI haven’t watched it yet and I will but I can’t escape the celebrities singing Imagine energy that comes off the tr… https://t.co/ATFskfkRxB*sees some nice plimsolls* £130! Get fu *double checks I can’t afford them* cked! @London_Lou It’s ***** ******** I can’t stand. And don’t get me started on ******** *** *******Running theme. Dolls struggling to write novels. https://t.co/nvkwrXREQJ
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonI subtweet sometimes but you all stop subtweeting for 5 minutes so I can find out who you're all subtweeting about? @Alistair_King It was the first time I remember being aware of The Onion but I also liked it because I often wonder… https://t.co/tktfiiLszb @Alistair_King I've always loved the classic era Onion headline "Holy Shit Fuck Man Walks On Fucking Moon."Fake mourner #ThingsThatSoundLikeFallSongs https://t.co/owzf3ITqMu @abigailb Yes, that came out of nowhere. @AlasdairSwanson I remember seeing it at the time too (probably with you) and never ending opening titles seemed to… https://t.co/jmuXOo234bOnce Upon A Time In The West maybe? Some films don’t show the title for ages but I can’t think of one where it’s ju… https://t.co/yVjc8WEnPGDiana Rigg, c.1966 https://t.co/QC5nkoGQg1
Retweeted by Graeme Swanson @TheBlueAcorn The first book ‘Combustion’ is my favourite.This is interesting but was over 50 years ago and he did time for perjury so it’ll probably scratch the record some… https://t.co/CsKzMJf4mihttps://t.co/Yg4rCkpJ1R https://t.co/TukXxrmZakThis is today’s #inktober2020 The prompt word is “Trap” #marswasrubbish #Inktober #inktober2020day18 https://t.co/TZ1fkBleDL
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonOh good. A Scientologist. @Quiffandspecs He is, he’s 84. I decided to go to see Jerry Sadowitz for the first time in 1987 when I heard Arnold… https://t.co/hIfKXjnVYDAfter a recommendation from @ScarredForLife2, I caught up with Nigel Kneale's Murrain last night. Creepy… https://t.co/gROBES4ASj
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonHe knows the election is in three weeks, doesn't he? https://t.co/o84rjaT0IY
10/18
2020
I think I’d be brilliant at winning a million pounds and seeing a Bigfoot.Didn’t watch The Shining because I’ve seen it a gazillion times (12) and it was on at the same time as Comfort And… https://t.co/SVT661SpHB @landrews2702 @theresakost13 Oh my. That is...leafy. @GaspardWinckler All those poor people not dying.Grinned all the way through Arnold Brown’s bit. #comfortandjoy @TheBlueAcorn He is so close to turning to the camera and looking exasperated. @TheBlueAcorn That’s two iPlayer puns in an evening. You are on fire.Bill Paterson has the same eyes as Ewan McGregor and I think it’s important that I share this observation. #comfortandjoy @TheBlueAcorn If you’ve got a posh telly you can scroll down to BBC Scotland. (And it’ll be iPlayer) The Shining is… https://t.co/GWQ3QPavUZComfort & Joy is on at 9:30 on BBC Scotland funny melancholic Scottish films starring Bill Patterson fans.Before I saw The Owl Service I assumed it was some service the owls provided, like Deliveroo for goths. “Oh, it’s p… https://t.co/ZYAdxlhoM0Rereading The Owl Service. https://t.co/H9ILtD7z0l
Retweeted by Graeme SwansonI’ve always thought of Twitter as the social media site of choice for miserable sarcastic people over 30 not under… https://t.co/U2TEW0ZBl2What my drawings are like in my head vs how they end up. https://t.co/bjW1gXdZ1BStill doing your funny pictures, Graeme? Yep. https://t.co/6vSrSESe37Yes, Grammarly, I definitely meant "per cent" and not "percent" I'm always saying how many cents I need and never e… https://t.co/tVzXepQ7j9This is like me, a Scot, saying Americans need to cut down on their cheese. https://t.co/HwGCCiz1Hc @RobOnABike That's where I got most of my Nabakovs. Nice view as well when you have your free tea or coffee too. @RobOnABike Is that the Edinburgh one? There's a nice more cramped one in St Andrews.
10/17
2020

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