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@donasarkar @davidmoalves @WinObs Networks of formalized yet capricious banishment for employment is wrong, but per… https://t.co/2Le4SyPY7kMicrosoft Teams keeps all binaries and executable code in the user’s profile directory, there is no machine-level i… https://t.co/0m8rdHfs22https://t.co/Fp9v2cEK9P
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityFogbank is mysterious material used in nukes that's so secret nobody can actually say what it is: https://t.co/EQX6LLx7oq
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecuritySomeone added the GameCube intro to my unemployment graph & it’s significantly better now. https://t.co/c35hS74sok
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity @shanselman @samaaron @Sonic_Pi @Microsoft @Windows @JenMsft Yeah the message is definitely off trying to be two things at once. @BetoOnSecurity Someone recently found Defemder doesn’t even really use it? @heyjohnhall @DrJenGunter I’m told this is a terrible experience though? @CortanaV big Division vibes @sonyasupposedly <3 @STEFisDOPE The second one it can be renovated much more easily if I sell the house. @sonyasupposedly A very intelligent deflection, respect. @sonyasupposedly Sonya has it occurred to you that you are a geniusNOTE: I am looking for 3-month contract work in a position that requires office presence. Due to the Coronavirus I… https://t.co/SC52OehW5d
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Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityThe Nintendo Switch is successful because younger generations have endemic levels of myopia (short-sighted vision)… https://t.co/6DydsbokAC @swolecialism Oh yeahRemember how you were watching that movie and you're like "this disaster was entirely preventable through a few obv… https://t.co/FvaG2SiGb1 @MalwareTechBlog https://t.co/DcG4p6mliKFriday music drop for those looking for moody, dark, synthwave. I'd say it's great for driving too, but unlikely ma… https://t.co/W4he96YHZO
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityhttps://t.co/Fp9v2cEK9P @RallyX26 @redroofinn @briankrebs @TheHackersNews Paste the links in a pastebin and send it overWhen u feel the 5G tower get turned on https://t.co/5vxXKPckiiWhen the 5G beam hits you https://t.co/2GKuXoDK8Z @gonzopancho Don’t talk science to me nerd that’s fake newsIf 5G is so deadly how come it doesn’t destroy the virus https://t.co/XZPb6XNFG5These are scary times. Please be a lot more careful to make sure photos and videos really are genuine before postin… https://t.co/2YLDIObKcZ
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity @underthebreach @BleepinComputer Ah it’s working now nvmLearn how to increase the security level of your Windows Virtual Desktop environment from @Brinkhoff_C https://t.co/Hmyx0PbTye #Azure
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityThis is going to end with CDC Director Jared Kushner frantically Googling "caronnavirus?" as a pandemic sweeps acro… https://t.co/GpypznOFqT
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityAfter the Coronavirus lockdown: https://t.co/76kAt1mET9When someone tries to stunt on me https://t.co/KL2195AOyxFun fact: In Microsoft parlance these are called OOF messages (out of office, yes I know it doesn’t match, shut up) @AirborneGeek Lolanyone who doesn’t think telecoms workers are essential right now should get off their phones and computers https://t.co/63yAiOEYCy
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity“Automatic Reply: I am out of the office” Yeah I’m out of the office too Angela pick up your phone @shadyrudy Dual wielding @blowdart You look a lot happier in your avatarHoly shit what https://t.co/AcxuYR2ost https://t.co/VvsAbBGoiSReally excited about this new text in the Apple Platform Security Guide. https://t.co/guQ6lc2tvg https://t.co/nK7qRqz0wF
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity“No one except the bad guy gets how ridiculous and stupid it all is. This is what gives him power, unburdened by an… https://t.co/HIiqTjTq7I @codykeenan I mean, I read this news at the time and thought it was pretty bad idea. I guess I just assumed others also saw this. 😬Since 5G is trending (in my head), an anecode that was told to me when I visited the operations centre of a large F… https://t.co/VjtwafoTCs
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityI’m really worried I’m not creating enough shareholder value.Today I made a Zoom background of myself accidentally walking in on myself in a Zoom meeting. https://t.co/Rl2AsjfZ7V
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity @josephfcox Bruhoh no, the virus has spread to Null Island! the big dot off the west coast it's not a real place it's a digital m… https://t.co/ypamhHUXIm
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity @jonrog1 @CarmenCrincoli Don’t worry John nobody is going to survive#formalfriday going well so far. No one suspected a thing until the jets came on https://t.co/jAFaTQ8Nrm
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityOh no https://t.co/g7NSIaATLL @CyclingBoulder @pluralsight ??Web devs, if you want to focus on learning security from the guy who runs HaveIBeenPwnd, it’s free right now. We ne… https://t.co/tSObhRPlap @arekfurt see DMhttps://t.co/AHu3H1MfLC
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityThese are really elite courses dedicated to their platform. I only got access through a corporate subscription at m… https://t.co/64rXGx0woDWow https://t.co/a3yc2HxYkr @ValerieInsinna https://t.co/ZhGxlO5kNU @DanielOCL Rest of article doesn’t align seems like Bush lies about his statements @DanielOCL When he was killed in 1996? @DanielOCL “Kamel maintained that Iraq had destroyed its weapons of mass destruction and related programs after the… https://t.co/crjzROkCHiYou: How long can a human go without human touch before going insane Me: puts out a cigarette in the avocado bowl… https://t.co/NNZ8iM7m2G
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2020
Fun fact: Saddam Hussein’s son-in-law defected to Jordan and helped the United Nations. @happy_stomach What can they do better? What’s the core solution? @happy_stomach Tell me more 🤔Maybe now you both can sit, look at a screen, and talk about life as peer adults, without you shying away to the “p… https://t.co/bCXXDDvxO7Also, the stuff they’re finding with Zoom is... not instant death. Absolute depths of hell are not remotely being p… https://t.co/dZuw4rVyxgAnyway, now everyone is swabbing handlebars on Zoom’s playground so maybe they’re going to get hardcore. Not with d… https://t.co/7BhLbPd4GMImportant to recognize that secure product development is regrettably not currently a very primary metric. If you p… https://t.co/jvS0VeCSRx @Kagetheorc @XylariaVG Yeah but you’re obviously very intelligent thoIf I was a state-level actor, I wouldn’t be looking for vulns in Windows. There is stupid amounts of visibility. Tr… https://t.co/50zc6yRo6C @jcampbell_05 Stuff that’s memory safe. Not my area, I’m just saying. I know one application that’s... kind of concerning.The historical ethics of Zoom’s product leadership has been much more concerning than even the valid technical crit… https://t.co/xYBlCRULJOZoom is getting torn apart. That’s not a bad thing. Very very few enterprise tools get the attention of world-class… https://t.co/cuifc2UzCb @_hg8_ Nice jobIncredible research: $75,000 bounty🤯 "My research uncovered 7 0day vulnerabilities in Safari (CVE-2020-3852, CVE-2… https://t.co/XNHGwYMle0
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity @insu_na @ThDigitalReader Yes they prosecute children for this @AviWoolf ? @libbycwatson God damn followedYou cannot read this and be not be chastened by the horrific world we’ve built. https://t.co/WmN70gGnP1Somehow the article is even worse than the headline https://t.co/zIxSa8QrGRThis is madness. Hospitals firing/unfiring physicians for wearing masks. Justifying with the current CDC guidance (… https://t.co/v7KphD9qCz
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity @plambrechtsen It can coexist on the main NIC I thinkLIFE AFTER PEOPLE: >>> Earth Population – Zero What happens to the world we leave behind? https://t.co/lkbgQzvufF https://t.co/gHuba3QOoJ @Casper042 Thanks @HPESend to your IT teams and friends in small/medium business who have servers. This will help them stay away from off… https://t.co/KtKQQhFrtV @selenalarson @DragosInc Please keep the power running Selena we need u @trace__1 Yah I guess it was t clear I was being a naive trollHere's a weird little trio of accounts: @Foaooad, @baononng, and @duythongtran12. We don't really have a theory as… https://t.co/uZicEexaZF
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityhttps://t.co/AHu3H1MfLC @RayRedacted @marcusjcarey @brysonbort That doesn’t look like a Nest camera? @girlziplocked Oh @gqbaker Your Office365 admin broke it. Teams is includedThe only thing keeping me going is thinking of how that first bite into a toasted pita at Subway is going to taste… https://t.co/hxmjuuPIbx @gabsmashh https://t.co/4d9R8uWwEP @Nymphomachy @SarahTaber_bww What does intervened mean in this context? Sorry I haven’t come across this usage before.Quarantined https://t.co/K02yZvmZsn
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurityit'd be sort of hideously funny if it wasnt so dangerous, like --> https://t.co/IqXwUsPTJ3
Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity So this guy has a suggestion. Phone support shouldn’t ask if the fridge is plugged in. Say: “Som… https://t.co/QvDSYjCcRD
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