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Systems security, author https://t.co/LUiVUeE6gN + https://t.co/rzDVLlLn6y, write SciFi, & sysadmin. Microsoft MVP, Client Security 2018. They/Them/Tay

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What made the car catch on fire? How did it jump into the air without a ramp? Why is everybody weathering either pl… https://t.co/8Cl15WDYH3Making burning cars tumble down cliffs was was an entire career in the 1980s. Fully 12% of all movie and TV plots w… https://t.co/r8HSewLx1f“[...] in the vast majority of cases, an attacker will bumble through multiple behavioral traps which this configur… https://t.co/pnNG77vkbRGoing add monitoring for LoadAppInit_DLLs and RequireSignedAppInit_DLLs to my Sysmon config as a hyper-fidelity IOC… https://t.co/4C5DDbuG6P“While author has some interesting ideas his lack of programing skills and understanding of how systems and network… https://t.co/rkWA1GTftY @SparkleOps WowFrankly I would have sold out and bought a jet ski but Troy already has one of those. @no_scooters Nothing it’s just a troll post by a cosplay congressional candidateQAnon is a hell of a drug https://t.co/jZnCIFCoDXI don’t have Helvetica on my system so you get Arial the pleb version deal with ithttps://t.co/ikCblIPrRfRt if you want Taylor Swift for president https://t.co/XSbCltBErq
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity @munin Wow look at the guy who listens to podcasts @JoannaStern I already follow you so I’m just going to have to fav this tweet @CristinGoodwin every time you fav one of my tweets does it get sent to SatyaGreat new article on the reticulating splines of @haveibeenpwned and its singular owner @troyhunt, which by all sig… https://t.co/u0ihJ1P71f @matvelloso Look at Mat here with pants that have pocketsThird Eye Blind - Never Let You Go https://t.co/6VwqaCrZos @MalwareTechBlog So you’re saying Black Hat is a honeypotThe real problem with Black Hat is the name is a lie. There are like 0 black hat there, It's just security research… https://t.co/QOZf6fqWQJ
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7/5
2020
@el_jasoon Welcome to SwiftOnSecurity enjoy your stayEvery internet community is ultimately a club governed by arbitrary fiats and every attempt to obfuscate this is just rube lawyering.CISO Warning: Ransomware attacks are now being generally recognized as mandatory reportable data breaches, as exfil… https://t.co/xV7oveOb4ilol https://t.co/3CfFFS8cLjWhen you flatten the curve then second wave hit u https://t.co/dwJ6Wjh5qt
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurityIn this view, women spending too much time making & marketing goods was a PROBLEM. They weren't spending enough ti… https://t.co/hxCxTa8mf8
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurityWe cannot win against an epidemic if we cannot get the messaging right. A pandemic is a communication emergency. We… https://t.co/VDTp0VhlTM
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurityThe end of every security conference talk where they say there’s no patch or fix https://t.co/MCLcyzN9ur @selenalarson https://t.co/Uf3QpvcuEQ @selenalarson hey guess whatYou will never be this happy https://t.co/YSKBel86k5 @SarahNEmerson This is good content @franklinleonard The hero’s journeyDon’t fuck with Feds. Don’t talk to cops. Don’t crime with email.I had a chat at a conference with someone whose world was seriously fucked up with impunity by a federal investigat… https://t.co/n9QDl2g4vo @RvLeshrac Yes but don’t tie that to money. One or the other.Don’t even get near touching federal extortion law. Inter-state communications. “threat to injure the property or r… https://t.co/8WO9L122Cz @SwiftOnSecurity Ill never forget finding “F*** You” as a WMI event consumer...
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity⤵️ https://t.co/v71KPC2qYSMalware reversers coming across taunting messages in the binary https://t.co/s0ip5GSAYm @RepClayHiggins A sectarian armed force you’re a fucking genius @greg_doucette @hoodsite2 Holy shit @buffaloverflow https://t.co/TVFvCXz3gehttps://t.co/sforaxGBNlMaybe the press shouldn’t just print stuff cops say https://t.co/ThAix3dzId
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity @kane Purchased. Any other recommendations?Where does precision come from, when you start with nothing? How do you make something flat, living on an oblate sp… https://t.co/mxVYixNAHA @CNMF_CyberAlert https://t.co/TVFvCXz3ge @photogramel prayin since 1995 @ni5n Oh god why have you done this to meCalligraphy with mouse https://t.co/yVb600UrbV
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurityA real American god would disprove the metric system @IanColdwater :|The CDC is also refusing to add widely-reported, terrifying symptoms to their lists. So here’s a grab bag of what p… https://t.co/D1P6h2Tthb
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity @SwiftLaidOff Maybe @DynamicWebPaige but she’s v busy“What did you do yesterday” “Look at a box” “What are you doing today” “Talking while looking at a box”I like watching videos about mechanical stuff because you can see what’s happening and people fixing them, and nobo… https://t.co/8BjpAUJyPl @BitingHalberd >=|My favorite character in #Hamilton was the king so sorry everybody I’m British now getting on a plague ship to the Old World tomorrow.*take heedI can disclose: My org is patching immediately on production systems. This has been assessed as extremely serious.… https://t.co/MebQJ70kQnThis is a super unusual amount of urgency especially for a holiday weekend. 👀 https://t.co/YsZ0zfJ1ly @isiahmeadows1 @akita_zen @CNMF_CyberAlert @honoki Agree this is an exceptionally urgent and unusual messageGreat blog walk-through of ADS. IE simply doesn’t pass this information to the OS so make sure you’ve changed the d… https://t.co/2yOXj4cxUK @michael_hidalgo @markrussinovich IE just doesn’t include the information. I chatted with someone at Microsoft they… https://t.co/hMxmeZyXrc
7/4
2020
@mdexster Yeah anybody in computers who feels like it’s some special intellectual status I consider absolute dogshitAlso, seeing apprenticeship in action in other industries is interesting and makes a lot of my professional journey… https://t.co/Io3GawjnIULearning about failure as a category of deviance in systems definitely opens your mind to new ways of approaching p… https://t.co/oiOvCXvOO5Today I’m watching an HVAC tech from my balcony and I’m like, “what do HVAC techs do all day, what can go wrong” an… https://t.co/YuMpJ7vMWoDang HVAC compressors are way cooler than WinRAR I’m in the wrong industry https://t.co/DVJ39bHQxq https://t.co/m8q37PkBbQ @reckless Media consolidation is a hell of a drug @NuclearAnthro @DanKaszeta When US release @realhashbreaker Damn you got more pictures @SwiftOnSecurity I once used the cluster of 215 PlayStation 3s at EPFL, that was a lot of cheap computing power at… https://t.co/MfYywMhOH1
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity @sleeplesstwo deep ref brah @NickCaroppi Air Force in an experimental clusterAnyone who’s ever played a PS2 game knows the calculations are way too unstable and jaggy for nuclear bomb math.Maybe the press shouldn’t just print stuff cops say https://t.co/ThAix3dzId @lmcdo_ 6 SPUs thoughMission AccomplishedBeing a millennial means the PlayStation 3 is still the most powerful computer ever created, whose hexagonal CPU wa… https://t.co/QfC99LOymVThe urgency of patching this cannot be understated. I worked for F5 for a decade; they power cell carriers, banks,… https://t.co/zWwwCgf6GL
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity @Politics_Polls @MonmouthPoll it was GenX all alongOperational excellence is a hard slog and hunting down villains trying to bring down the empire you’re an elite cop for is way coolerMake an environment resilient and everything else falls into place. Todd doesn’t need write access to the R&D file… https://t.co/FtImZAGM3LI see a lot of insider-threat security measures that drag down IT from implementing and getting business buy-in for… https://t.co/dPjKtCG5FR @prisonculture Plans are just preparation for improvisation.
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity @Ruukil Yes the amount of brightness range is _extreme_. Totally designed for the human eye you’d never build a mov… https://t.co/IviDvB2CE2So yes I don’t understand the color grading or audio mix in this presentation for home theaters, but I’m not a prof… https://t.co/xLMeKz9Vs8Stage plays are dramatically different than how movies are composed. And it’s streaming at 720p/24fps if you’re usi… https://t.co/vipgYKnLb5#Hamilton is fantastic. - Turn on motion smoothing on your TV it looks better for stage plays and extreme amounts… https://t.co/dtCgbo0jDuiOS USERS: Twitter app update has just been released to the store. Was told this should fix performance issue where… https://t.co/CwJMq5oYgR
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurityAs @zeynep puts it, as quoted in @dwallacewells piece, "When we conflate the highest risk and the lowest risk activ… https://t.co/igQOXmFybx
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity @NerdPyle @kclemson @threddyrex https://t.co/xdKnxhS2lC @starshipTARDIS @disneyplus @Chromecast Me tooI don’t post enough #cybersec memes so here ya go! https://t.co/HaOVSLrBYc
Retweeted by Swift⬡nSecurity @umairh Just the American one @MsftSecIntel Does blocking Excel 4.0 file format stop Excel 4.0 macros?This week, Avaddon ransomware became the latest malware to use malicious Excel 4.0 macros in campaigns. Emails carr… https://t.co/wpUEsk5SeP
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7/3
2020

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