Sign in with Twitter

Username:

I enjoy tweeting about films, TV, music, literature, and bacon. (he)

258 Following   342 Followers   16,285 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/30/08


@allimuffin Sorry, Allison. Why does everyone have to suck?
7/2
2020
Mad Men will be back on streaming, with a new meta feature… ads! https://t.co/oht7cZQqyb @clmazin Cc: @tapbryan @Anthologist He didn’t even feel the need to mention! This particular interview took place in 1975, so that would certainly track.More from Billy Wilder, this time on Hollywood and Peter Bogdanovich. https://t.co/3KbQTKuhW8“It happens to me so often that actors have heart attacks.” -Billy WilderOur beloved Boystown dive bar Little Jim’s is closing tonight, after 45 years. Such a welcoming place for my friend… https://t.co/QxwvMgyhwu
7/1
2020
“‘Cause, y’know, the COVID could be on the floor and so on.” -excerpts from the local’s “Return to Work Protocols” ZoomAt what point in second puberty will I have less acne than Kris Bryant’s forehead? @bethshax I asked my sister if she wanted to do a virtual watch party and was met with an immediate “No. I have to… https://t.co/AkY85Luvt4 @behindbluefries Hmm
6/30
2020
She has always LOVED her relationship with SK. And I hope she is as hurt by him as I am by her. She can't be, but s… https://t.co/E4gVA1jvqM @rebeccamakkai I dunno, I mean the single stall gender neutral bathrooms at the Starbucks Reserve by Wrigley are pretty nice. @amylynnehicks Well. He was wrong to do that. @amandaebjork https://t.co/X2Sa3HudBSYou can get away with it if you’re a Major League Baseball player, however. https://t.co/IcyD1eIocz @searchparty Yes I feel like it’s one of the strangest hazards from working in film. We have to be able to change o… https://t.co/YnWFufXVkJDo you think I could convince my partner that I’m actually up for today and not still awake from yesterday?I miss the bread pics.
6/29
2020
*RESEARCH INTENSIFIES* @spielerman @TYFSpiels Will subscribe as soon as I’m done with this game!Hello, Lily Tomlin with big @johntereick energy. https://t.co/M9Lj9askS7
6/28
2020
@allimuffin Oh my god @amandaebjork You don’t gotta mansplain car shit to women who root for the Tigers it’s a rule.There’s a fakeout episode ending moment about 25 mins. into the Looking movie and I actually just totally fell for… https://t.co/eFF48OSeA9Chicago right now looks like Mother Nature just got her hands on a Philips Hue bulb for the first time.
6/27
2020
Cannot count the number of times I’ve turned to Bryan while hearing a tune from *before our time* saying, “My mom u… https://t.co/6MKVF68A4j @Sal_Aiello I wanna know at which intersection this drag memoir meets Candyman my god.
6/26
2020
Lotta hints about what I’ve been up to here. https://t.co/1ripeySmYL @loribourne Classic!My sister and I texted each other this news AT THE EXACT. SAME. TIME. https://t.co/sOexmPSv8T @allimuffin Yeahhhhh I think I’d err on cutting ties. Depending on how deep in it seems like he is.Breaking Splash Mountain news... https://t.co/DblLmIDNq5
Retweeted by ToriIan Happ is my new headcanon Gay Cub.I feel like I have to come clean as having screencapped this fb ad modeled by Ian Happ. https://t.co/IA5HDLRS2P @allimuffin I feel like there are indeed excuses in a hook up type situation, however. One cannot be held responsib… https://t.co/YC0CUaMZdx @allimuffin Oh Allison. Oh dear.I feel like I’ve unlocked something here.Getting overwhelmed signing up for loyalty programs that all have birthday rewards (who can do all that in Dec?), s… https://t.co/4nPIqd6pVQ @thefawz Oh yeah, I definitely watched a few days ago! I meant specifically the “Girl, ain’t we something?” @thefawz @Disclosure_Doc @netflix I need to figure out the equivalent of this for trans men
6/25
2020
@spielerman I got let down when I didn’t see the slice that is no doubt bigger than your head. @mattsinger @alisonwillmore How https://t.co/djgbHY22cFIs it even possible to borrow one of those huge Taschen coffee table film books from a library?
6/24
2020
@Anthologist I had such a great time! Once I let go of trying to figure out where/why the hell Streisand’s characte… https://t.co/BlXsDQMcNeJust watched What’s Up, Doc? and now I desperately want a tshirt featuring 4 tartan overnight bags and 1 golf bag containing a single club.Even better. #PS4share https://t.co/6F3LYsq2ysHappy Pride Month #PS4share https://t.co/mGKt0mX7qb
6/23
2020
@Kevin_From_CS Submission, a receipt FROM Customer Service: https://t.co/lVBCUHlgtm @allimuffin It’s sometimes hard to put that into perspective! I’m definitely too hard on myself for slower pacing on hot days. @allimuffin I needed to hear this and will probably ignore it in the future still. @amandaebjork I don’t. Want to know.
6/22
2020
Every time we ask my aunt to show her face on the Zoom she flashes her margarita instead. @shelbykukla dis ur wrtg? #PS4share https://t.co/7QbliXycfPCan we get @mzlaylaw as Maria on The Last of Us series, or what? #PS4share https://t.co/0bnnVe7rCr @allimuffin Hmm https://t.co/NdRr8P6rZiI’ve never actually had the chance to play a new *story* game as everyone else is experiencing it for the first tim… https://t.co/5LadQSjHua @MaxMM77 One is stuffed and the other is more like Detroit style so gimme some real deep dish pan options and we’ll talk.
6/20
2020
@spielerman I just picked it up too but I have no clue if I should refresh my memory about the first before going i… https://t.co/56b35I4ilS @loribourne And yet! In those small moments, a little grumble here and there, we get her familiar affectations. Such a treasure.Sometimes the world gifts you a brand new source in the middle of your research. https://t.co/b0tNEH9een @allimuffin This is a great tv enthusiast’s origin story.“I really think I could thrive on a show with an all splits shooting schedule,” he said, at 4:06 AM. @bonjour_pierre What a great reveal! @CapnBlinkyEsq @mjchamplin @kdm_guybrarian @emilylongeretta My weight loss goal is literally: to be able to fit int… https://t.co/jsOMYGEm9rAnd we must forever treasure James Garner’s *contemplating sexuality* face. https://t.co/c2Up4otXPgVictor/Victoria STILL. SLAPS.
6/19
2020
Librarians are the shit!
6/18
2020
@mattbrassil AGREED.Where do we stand on logging 30 for 30s on Letterboxd? If multiple episodes I’m saying NO. But does a single 30 for 30 a movie make?I don’t know enough! @amandaebjork @panerabread That I do know! @amandaebjork @panerabread This may be my most Basic take but… damn, I missed out. @amandaebjork @panerabread When was that a thing? @spielerman ERIC. Do not torture me so.This producer walks the walk, folks. https://t.co/cw8uhxXJPl
6/17
2020
@amandaebjork Gotta keep the babies safe! @junkyardmessiah Greetings, from CST.Y’all. I, a… well… a me, had no clue what The Crying Game was about until, well…. now.
6/16
2020
@allimuffin This is adorable haha. I’m thinking of eventually doing a variation, which will just be me listing *the… https://t.co/RhcurQYPF4
6/13
2020
Captcha just refused to accept that I am human until I marked a mailbox as a parking meter.City of Chicago says it’s time to go outside every day and check for street sweeping signs already, apparently. https://t.co/faP68ztEGS
6/12
2020
Me: I AM SO LIVID I AM GOING TO WRITE. A. PIECE. The Mary Tyler Moore Show: https://t.co/VWYoPdDL4MI’m the particular shade of gay who requires retail therapy at the stationery store and accidentally shows up in a Cursive tshirt.
6/11
2020
I know some people are all like, “No I can’t take it anymore stop checking in with your [marginalized] friends we’r… https://t.co/DmjXgywNaO
Retweeted by Tori
6/10
2020
@johntereick Truth. @johntereick Which is why I’m not going to be mad at people sharing pastel colored shapes on instagram.
6/8
2020
@searchparty That’s one way to do it haha. As for indie movies, those have been where I’ve actually felt the most d… https://t.co/zG2Jdq0zYI @searchparty Still shut down. I think permits are going to start to be approved for crews of 10 and under in a few… https://t.co/2ahmrxkDR9I know some people are all like, “No I can’t take it anymore stop checking in with your [marginalized] friends we’r… https://t.co/DmjXgywNaO
6/7
2020
@rebeccamakkai The Biscuit Man… mmmmm
6/6
2020
@allimuffin The ladder to the window = iconic.
6/4
2020
“Very fine people.” I’m a hypocrite for ever working on a cop show. https://t.co/M6qQcbU1bHToday’s book has a totally different name for a character in the audio vs. print.
5/31
2020
@loribourne I’ll… I’ll work on it. @mattbrassil I am really hoping I can finally get to this series once I’m caught up on all the stuff I never finish… https://t.co/HXu5qmmW2f @thefawz @LilGaySnack Oh hmm. Yeah I don’t know. I think you could really talk about the collateral damage of homop… https://t.co/I6gV7KIX7sOn a completely lighthearted note… quarantine length + watching Notting Hill = https://t.co/GvageOuulq
5/30
2020
@cinematrans Realizing he’s aged up here, wow did he not age between the 90s and season one of The Office. @scott_tobias There’s gotta be some balance where they figure out the difference between movies people see in group… https://t.co/ijLofvSjXt
5/29
2020

0