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I enjoy tweeting about films, TV, music, literature, and bacon.

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Joined Twitter 12/30/08


tfw you’ve layered for three separate locations in one day. #setlife https://t.co/rNfHCaA6mK
11/21
2019
I’LL TAKE THE SMALL SIDES, THANKS. https://t.co/eA0m4LhZ6J @b3nfriend Can you please text me explaining the context here cause I keep seeing the photo on the left and I am to… https://t.co/ZkBdsyKtBk
11/20
2019
@Anthologist whaaaaaat is this about I wanna knowThis is one reason why sometimes your new name and pronouns may not feel “right” at first. You can FEEL the discomf… https://t.co/4cBy3b3vMO
Retweeted by ToriOh man this would be the perfect situation in which to deploy an “Ok boomer.”Oops, Parasite inspired me to hit the “SEND” button on finally telling someone who’s been using me for years that I feel used!
11/18
2019
@DanielleSATM @WillKrisanda Ugh this makes me sad ‘cause I was surprised by how much I liked this movie. @behindbluefries Some bagels try to do both at once.Gosh darn it I just found the typo.Wow I love how my new voice sounds belting out the end of @ToucheAmore’s “Honest Sleep.” @shelbykukla @NBCSuperstore It’s so pleasant! @behindbluefries Such a commanding presence. @behindbluefries UNDERRATED @amandaebjork This is so endearing.This pre-show playlist is reminding me that I am game for any and all covers of Britney’s “Toxic.”
11/17
2019
I can’t believe this hotel lotion’s not butter! https://t.co/rVhbCyTiAB“It is only ok to lie… to restaurants.” https://t.co/D8s6bFD13rToday we shot a scene in which Character 1 broke a mug, which cued Character 2 into the room. While filming Charac… https://t.co/DZyavAoZv5These are the @NBCSuperstore interstitials of my life. https://t.co/NjubMk8QF3
11/16
2019
*”Fuck tha Police” blares outta the camera truck on a cop show*And maybe I’m just extra-emotional right now, but this week’s @replyall is touching and sweet and feels good. https://t.co/u2pe7lOekOTomorrow, our Health & Welfare Board of Trustees meets. We are at their mercy. Hopefully they actually discuss the… https://t.co/dt5nleDcWgIn my own version of trans-related activism, this week I co-wrote a letter in support of overturning the specific e… https://t.co/0msG36UFKqYes, this decision is just how things should’ve been anyway, but this powerful photo taken at my old high school gi… https://t.co/0yER5p9MBP
11/15
2019
Practically naked in my apartment prepping for the next episode while the shooting crew is out with literally just… https://t.co/K1PZp1n59e
11/13
2019
@allimuffin On one of my last shows the whole camera dept got really into bread making. Like they’d sneak back to t… https://t.co/HpDyuRz7f4 @allimuffin I know a camera department you should meet.This is a brave tweet and I appreciate it. https://t.co/xZtSIGJ3QI
11/12
2019
@Boring_me Got a ticket but it’s up to when we wrap that night! I actually also bought a ticket to the Detroit show… https://t.co/z3Hut3VQ3hIT IS A GREAT DAY IN CHICAGO for the two winter @ladisputeband albums.This has been a constant stress on my life ever since I signed up for Netflix DVDs and realized I’m going to die wi… https://t.co/sSUMacL7eM
11/11
2019
First thing that came to my mind. https://t.co/grLuOJ0caD https://t.co/fdvcOGkHoZ @amandaebjork Basically me and Bryantfw your grandma FaceTimes you. https://t.co/TOkupBEhcN @loribourne My fingers are infected! I need to take care of them better when working outside in the cold, which I was doing all week. @loribourne That is the ONLY WAY to be in a Target.#urgentcare https://t.co/cfIJitQYKg
11/10
2019
Does anyone know how to get bird shit out of a fabric couch?
11/9
2019
This tweet probably won’t find its audience but I just want you all to know how STRANGE it is to have call times ge… https://t.co/CHiWIAC7glCall times this week: Monday - 10:30 AM Tuesday - 10:00 AM Wednesday - 9:30 AM Thursday - 8:30 AM Friday - 6:30 AM
11/8
2019
@LilGaySnack I also need this after being asked to read a cis straight guy acquaintance’s short and give opinions a… https://t.co/cNpaYZd1mH
11/6
2019
@thefawz @tolandback Indeed. @thefawz @tolandback Omg I literally worked with the director of that episode TODAY. @shelbykukla Right but the one kind that is just feels so cozy. And does not come in my size. Unless I’m wearing thick wool socks. @comixmill @deputydeputycos @WestWingWeekly How can I possibly 100% ship both ships? I dunno but I do it. @shelbykukla Not the ones I need. Rated for -20°C
11/5
2019
@allimuffin It’ll be a good test haha @thefawz @tolandback I want to listen to this despite never having seen a single episode @amandaebjork Yo but if “what you do” includes working on a film crew in Chicago, I hope we get a pass. (also does… https://t.co/mF6froByMd @getlowden WOW @getlowden Nope nope. Don’t wanna know. @Anthologist And our Soundtrack DP/A-op
11/4
2019
@getlowden Smooooth @getlowden Seems logical. Also I don’t know that I’ve ever “fired” a PCP. I’ve just not gone for a few years and eventually found a new one. @amylynnehicks Booooo
11/3
2019
I am NOT here for all the podcasts doing spooky story episodes this week this year. Why is this a thing suddenly?
11/2
2019
Yes please. https://t.co/SXBcsCXnn2
11/1
2019
@ProductiveOuts BCE: big cop energy
10/31
2019
@tapbryan @amandaebjork tag yourself I’m 5’8” spiritual 5’10” @amandaebjork Omg an actor on the show I worked on this summer found out he was like 2-3 inches taller than he thou… https://t.co/hBPwtS7NRwMy neighbors must love Bach. https://t.co/I93rFSvfwh
10/30
2019
@mzlaylaw Heads up @b3nfriendFrom L to R: straight ahead, camera left???, straight ahead, camera right, camera slight right, camera hard right.… https://t.co/bMsf56xkMZ
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10/28
2019
uhhhhhhhh ok https://t.co/SxMW9tPcp2
Retweeted by ToriAs a kid, I loved dressing up in boys costumes so nobody could see me underneath. Now, as a trans guy, I’m comforta… https://t.co/CndJeBWZUG
10/27
2019
@brettster87 @MuggleCast What season is this? Cause I could definitely look into this for you depending on the season.I only wash my car at the car wash by my therapist’s office. My car is really filthy right now. Help. @Anthologist Oh josh…
10/26
2019
Interesting department to group my paycheck in with… https://t.co/abpBy6HA7M @allimuffin Acclimate. You’ll get it done. @b3nfriend @tapbryan Wow not until seeing these replies did it occur to me I thought Warhorse was a made up title f… https://t.co/5AoQ0qnDf7
10/25
2019
@loribourne Wow
10/24
2019
I know I’m wrong but it feels so good. https://t.co/hqdWUlP8c0I have had so much prep work to do in addition to the work of work at work that I haven’t even had the energy to co… https://t.co/LcMA31t5Kq
10/23
2019
Two cats on the walk to my parking spot this morning. It’s gonna be a day. @b3nfriend I am the audience for this?
10/22
2019
8 years after the 2012 The Show commercial, which is still the #1 thing I would call upon if I needed to cry on cue. https://t.co/xlqzluYPcp
10/21
2019
@amylynnehicks Accurate.
10/20
2019
Ready to be wholly disappointed in my hometown school district. https://t.co/sHnw1EPRKv
10/18
2019
Turns out the only way Natalie Morales gets to season two of anything is to bring her in AFTER season one.… https://t.co/1pzLNa9WN6Interesting to save this for the postseason. https://t.co/UvDal4ogwXHowever it is posing some troubles for the sound department. https://t.co/M9RWiubHCdI love the energy of a teacher strike.
10/17
2019
Have to be up in less than four hours but sure, I’ll read and fav through this whole thread. https://t.co/XEYJMbJ1VP @mariskreizman I’m the fishermen in the foreground.
10/14
2019
My sister and I on the way to the orchard yesterday. https://t.co/oHMpZnYI84It would be long enough to keep me occupied for a whole bathroom break.Would watch a supercut of #1 on my show saying "Let it play." @johntereick That’s a great housewarming gift dang @johntereick @tapbryan I believe him. @getlowden Oh yeah I too get MyChart triple notified @johntereick I just remembered this. Nina wants to know how much your furbo was and I’m sure I could google that ea… https://t.co/q8SySFfENR
10/13
2019
I still think 30-50 feral hogs content is very funny and was blown away by this investigation into feral hogs by… https://t.co/4KM7hXklkn
Retweeted by Tori @johntereick I didn’t know you could purchase tote bags. I thought they all just kinda materialized in your house somehow.
10/11
2019
@getlowden Sounds about right. @getlowden You and Jose are on weirdly parallel paths this week. One has significantly less cigarettes though.
10/10
2019
It’s hard to honestly say I’m only attracted to men when Holly Hunter keeps existing. https://t.co/CqgaR1pOytSeth Rogen as Jonathan Vaughters in some animated or audio-only format. Or am I crazy? https://t.co/NEIpOXqpog
10/8
2019

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