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jordan @sylphmon non-binary/any pronouns :)

18+ i really just be here for attention ngl

469 Following   1,170 Followers   60,305 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/6/19


Why cartoon not make people stop criticizing me?! https://t.co/MDTvCnYznn
Retweeted by jordanThis is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week https://t.co/OOAblOwomM
Retweeted by jordandamn that’s crazy :/ https://t.co/s0aCsjzhlX https://t.co/MpFwHXfFDhget hollywood on the line rn they need this man exponentially https://t.co/gy4fAoOIGt
Retweeted by jordanI ain’t never seen two pretty best friends https://t.co/bu2iJOayW9
Retweeted by jordanHow yo name Jergen's but yo handiwork ashy ? https://t.co/EF3mGWmXF2
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Retweeted by jordannext wandavision ep gonna be based on LOONATV
Retweeted by jordanplease keep sharing and boosting <3 https://t.co/dhkhycRazr
Retweeted by jordanI GOT ACCEPTED INTO MY DREAM NEUROSCIENCE PHD PROGRAM!! I’ve been manifesting this day since I was 12 years old 🥺 https://t.co/hCvFRBPJck
Retweeted by jordanMe and the girls acting mysterious at the first summer barbecue https://t.co/wfSF8rv2V2
Retweeted by jordanArched up for you 😈 https://t.co/vJpYCRDsI2
Retweeted by jordan*google search* phenological similarities between belly buttons and buttholeshaquille o'neal photographed by juergen teller for w magazine https://t.co/hdCOOjCIBq
Retweeted by jordana scorpio and a sagittarius would be perfect leaders for a proletariat uprising. they run entirely off spite and ma… https://t.co/B3iZfFIPHlgot my name branded now look at you. my thralladmire my new maid https://t.co/kOEhVfoYI8sucking da pain out da tattoo https://t.co/kOEhVfoYI8 @valcaroI @avngerwasp 😭 https://t.co/MToVfyhM85
Retweeted by jordanWhen I say my son laughs at his own jokes, this is what I mean... https://t.co/f4K6we7qfR
Retweeted by jordanyes i’m part scorpio on my daddy side 🙄 @lilbarbx2 proof? jump up and down real quicki wasn’t even sneaking out i just don’t like people knowing my movements https://t.co/2zKFw9bYGG @Kamiron_ nothing too bad i just don’t like people knowing when i’m coming and going @lilbarbx2 u got powder cement booty? https://t.co/PLdbJubYLpi was so ingenious in my rebellion growing up id melt vaseline down using an ikea lamp and pour it on my door hinges so they wouldn’t squeak @lilbarbx2 prolly feel like powdered cement but i’m fine with thatyea...yea https://t.co/ONWNuABvglquiet ain’t no back talk hair dyed by me 🧜🏿‍♂️ https://t.co/s6R7LroRzQ
Retweeted by jordangod i want to see his lil basketballs get dribbled https://t.co/TcuEyuyT3X @maniladon i will shit on your chestthey set us back at least two decades https://t.co/MjwdNBfjNx
Retweeted by jordanHey folks! Black TransMen Inc. has an opportunity for the boys to apply for a top surgery grant of up to $1,000! V… https://t.co/USsUSclLNO
Retweeted by jordani will be filing a formal complaint https://t.co/FnvISIFbdO @itadoreli it’s the ribs @maniladon say your gonna murder me plsnonblacks get full lips and decide they’re black adjacentDrew Barrymore absolutely losing it on the surprise birthday episode of her show https://t.co/AIytUeSpJ5
Retweeted by jordanHi! i am a biracial agender student asking for donations to fund my transition!! pls share, donate, and boost!! tys… https://t.co/NpeuaYmE9n
Retweeted by jordanif you get the vibes then you get the vibesexcuse the rough drawing but this is my design for more efficient lungs. i’ve stretched them so they grow all the w… https://t.co/qVrFwyhUiGcan they do a corseted waist too? https://t.co/2gR6GmqtRSWhat if I was your Uber driver? https://t.co/qPSF9QcKJ7
Retweeted by jordando white boys with fattys have the same affect on nig nogs as white women?white people so pink and smelly https://t.co/LkkgGBePGD
Retweeted by jordanAINT NO WAAAAY 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/vxvTMYD0OG
Retweeted by jordansecondhand embarrassment is the worst type of humor and it makes 90% of sitcoms unwatchable https://t.co/ztdzSTiaMv
Retweeted by jordanMade a lil mess🥴 https://t.co/nNeRtRvCG3
Retweeted by jordanthese deadass look like my hs photography when they told us to go outside https://t.co/be0r1LfRsogrown up version of getting your student of the month photo taken outside the front office https://t.co/RJABsZcP1xARE THEY ONLY SHOOTING PICS ON THE CURB OUTSIDE THE MAGAZINE STUDIO??? https://t.co/RJABsZcP1xgeminis are cool but annoying and aquarius have a holier than thou attitude https://t.co/7FaxXgkDe4#YEONJUN #연준 #TXT #TXT_YEONJUN https://t.co/s47O40fd9Q
Retweeted by jordan @maniladon so i’m supposed to let you smash for free??? i’m an entrepreneuri don’t see myself with a hetero/homosexual partner they gotta be for everybody, just like me @maniladon u paying me bae ion shit for freedon’t nobody got more audacity than an ugly man that doesn’t know he’s ugly @maniladon ill shit on your chest for $20 @maniladon when u get into scatplayugly people have so much fun (still ugly tho)sometimes i wish i was ugly so life would be easierDid this nigga just spit on me? https://t.co/yYJI9Y68uJ
Retweeted by jordan @maniladon your face tryna pretend like you don’t smell the slow roasted asparagus https://t.co/rzOkgFZxqq @piminxp https://t.co/f2vWKvaJTq @maniladon he got a gas leak in his bussy and u tryna hit 😕why are celebrities having photo shoots on the curb like them dudes that be taking pics with somebody sports car parked outsidewhen i shake the ketchup bottle so the tomato precum don’t come out https://t.co/czcbhey018second pic look like gas from the seafood boil phantom punched his dookie hole https://t.co/QDz1QxO5QJ2 yr 3 mo https://t.co/Eu3xSESNqW
Retweeted by jordanBatman beat your ass and broke some bones & now you’re addicted to percs. He catches you buying some illegally to h… https://t.co/iW8KwMqrju
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Retweeted by jordanMy bestie needs a little help getting her windshield fixed!!! - PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN! - - SHES AN ESSENTIAL W… https://t.co/IJUpU5GRPy
Retweeted by jordanLaw Roach pranks Tom Holland, Tiffany Haddish, Tommy Hilfiger and Kerry Washington for TikTok's 'I'm Busy' challeng… https://t.co/lWclrjNqYx
Retweeted by jordanHot girl coach 💁🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/4e6wP4QaDH
Retweeted by jordanRt if u wanna take it off👅💦 https://t.co/GoUaehGhEx https://t.co/veBl7pdunD
Retweeted by jordan @piminxp i stand by what i said!tired of living in a global pandemic. https://t.co/wVl8ydy7Cz
Retweeted by jordan🍰🧸💌 https://t.co/JQGhZSmHyF
Retweeted by jordankpop https://t.co/qf9NisNIWRIn case you guys were surprised that the Grapevine is going to be playing into the Black vs. Asian racial abuse BS,… https://t.co/IsUEEi30w8
Retweeted by jordanit should not have been birthed into beingI hope Lee Daniels know he going to hell for making the movie “Precious “ https://t.co/B7i6gvBBxv
Retweeted by jordanKenya Moore on set for Smooth Magazine #17 (2004) https://t.co/do41WoqDqD
Retweeted by jordananime is an unnecessary evilis that why british people are like...that https://t.co/ENxWcQSFoYy’all was really out here having LICE tl you dirty snow chimps https://t.co/CWgKMGrk9sIt doesn’t sit right with me. https://t.co/IHL4S2arKp
Retweeted by jordanhi guys. my mom unexpectedly passed yesterday morning. I’m trying to raise enough money to bury her and help my 13… https://t.co/9hTv3bHz4i
Retweeted by jordanthis is their sokovia accords https://t.co/5kSnRQVvjcThe minute my sis stopped eating pussy and loosened those braids her singing went all the way left smh she stopped… https://t.co/tpepoEFEgw
Retweeted by jordanAsanni is one of the most generous ppl we know. Pls help us support them with the love and generosity they show so… https://t.co/7Ii7R50L5z
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Retweeted by jordanMERCI'S SUSTAINABILITY FUND https://t.co/9kfY8wzYkM
Retweeted by jordanTbqh I’d approach me too! https://t.co/zw1Qy9aUc1
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Retweeted by jordanBro sacrificed half of his HP to increase his attack stat only to get slumped https://t.co/2urXkOlE5X
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