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Joined Twitter 1/18/12


have recently got access to the national geographic channel and it appears that all american produced nature progra… https://t.co/BsRheYeCM1im a big park fan @cinemashoebox wish i could adequately express to you how clear this image is in my mind @cinemashoebox sometimes one of them tries to go live with the penguins. this upsets visitors during penguin feeding sessions @bouledenerfs_ putting my pronouns in my bio so people know whether they want to fuck me or not. this is progressive, to me @cinemashoebox now i am toosomewhere deep in the bowels of cia headquarters in virginia is a bleak airless little conference room with polyest… https://t.co/mTqD1Fnx9Q @YSAB87 we cannot know @bcjbcjbcj that's right#NewProfliePic https://t.co/ecaRVXCOUw @bertholdrekt @davideastUK there's a sentence that started badly and got swiftly worse @NoraReed every time!!!i absolutely promise you that parents who dont want their kids to be gay dont want them to be transgender either. a… https://t.co/AXMlTOvRWvevery 6 months some new prominent transphobe "discovers" the immiment threat of forced transing to gay children and… https://t.co/kpJRZQQ9Xz @mtracey a person has died show some respect @nachdermas every prominent transphobe "discovers" this argument about once every six months even though every time… https://t.co/gvEVFISLvqoutside is pretty decent https://t.co/lkmGBsFnFyEvery twitter guy wants to be named milo and look like the hacker from goldeneye https://t.co/7yVK19E7VO
Retweeted by worm from homestaring through the window of my newly re-opened barbers like a sad wet dog in a disney filmthe park enjoyer https://t.co/uak4UAPbDNit feels awkward asking for help but i feel like i have no other option rn. im a 17 years old gay trans man who nee… https://t.co/iD7bAl1l8r
Retweeted by worm from homeConcept: “Queer Eye” but instead of lovable Warren stans, it’s hosted by the worst gay men on earth. Douglas Murray… https://t.co/Ep8mbyuqoI
Retweeted by worm from homegoing out to meet a friend face to (socially distanced) face for the first time in 4 months https://t.co/i3vq5xuiKg @Weatherman221 god bless you dana @gains_tweets hbd champ!
7/5
2020
A deer entered a Colorado store. The store owner gave him some chocolate chip cookies. The deer left the store and… https://t.co/XrKo1M7fIl
Retweeted by worm from home @lottelydia @cinemashoebox Im not architecture knower here but: looks like @cinemashoebox i think this is nice is it badThe difference in policing a rave in White City and overcrowding on a beach in Bournmouth is very stark. https://t.co/aujzdNHJOQ
Retweeted by worm from home @guardianopinion bloody hellSpend all of your Fourth of July money on bail funds for Native protesters: https://t.co/7FcJJCc3xW
Retweeted by worm from home @OleOle282 @Commuterist like i say, if people cared as much about the people working in pubs as getting people to go to pubs @OleOle282 @Commuterist you ever heard of improving a place? or indeed of a bit of hyperboleunironically the best take https://t.co/snGFWPRlmL
Retweeted by worm from home @nachdermas 100% and again that's not pedantry it's like, the important thing to take from all of this imo! @nachdermas especially when the really instructive thing about these photos is how people can draw enormous influen… https://t.co/3ML75KBB7x @OleOle282 @Commuterist do you spend all weekend looking for people talking about ways they'd like the country to b… https://t.co/X2XIxgRnlHA few photos I took at the Mount Rushmore protest yesterday, ones I didn't get time to post among everything. https://t.co/U32CSw9brF
Retweeted by worm from homesometimes i idly consider a future where i might shift into working in console gaming and then i see like 5 separat… https://t.co/wg3LPKS3Z2 @setzensiebitte hbd little legend @setzensiebitte hey ucome ONNN https://t.co/4IQieotACQ
Retweeted by worm from home @robin__craig the law as i understand it is that horny remains rightfully illegal @robin__craig surely it's 2m from penis to penis✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽 https://t.co/6ISzdpx1Q1
Retweeted by worm from home @robin__craig hótgender is a construct, but these earrings are real. gender is a construct but these earrings are real. g e n d e… https://t.co/F4z8vXIHsj
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7/4
2020
i'm coming to your first big house party after lockown, taking over the aux, projecting the music video for Limp Bi… https://t.co/xUHfCTXYlx
Retweeted by worm from homewhy the fuck do my tax dollars pay for this https://t.co/eWtlyiO8Ax
Retweeted by worm from home @graceelavery @daniel_m_lavery he's a nice fella you've got thereanyway i imagine that people who are getting away with phenomenal amounts of wrongdoing somehow get off on eg being… https://t.co/xNgntwGM9qTHE DAILY TELEGRAPH being written over this photo like the header of a start up company blog has fully done my head ini suppose that's the thing about people who believe they will never be caught,if i were involved in one of the most outrageous abuse and trafficking conspiracies of the century i would simply n… https://t.co/oyA33pRoIhi regret this @huwlemmey @MediocreDave i have tweeted and as is correct, have been punished @huwlemmey @MediocreDave here he is @MediocreDave good lord dave @robin__craig i live only to suffergetting some serious covid commentary quote tweets here and while that's all well and good i am doing a sex joke folkscan't say that this isnt a bold strategy from the chancellor https://t.co/1DC7qpBwvka cool thing i would love to see more of is institutional dress code documents that (bar particular safety measures… https://t.co/iwiweaEUHRmy general rule of thumb is that if a man (self identified obvs) cant wear a skirt without raising eyebrows you don… https://t.co/Fa2ZEV4hiZ @prodosial forza ❤ @SzMarsupial tbh I think the big staff worry is less likely to be the rona per se and more likely to be the guy who… https://t.co/5H3sZvv5Dc
Retweeted by worm from home @MediocreDave i dont even know if there's going to be a second wave and like you say it's incredibly hard to make a… https://t.co/rjSA9ajMXQthis stupid country only ever talks to the consumer but about the worker, even though almost everyone is to some degree both. i hate it here @tom_usher_ @FriendBeers just a cuppa for me tonight, happy weekend! https://t.co/VbX6qCHUROSupport Tower Hamlets workers striking tomorrow and next week against the imposition of worse employment terms. https://t.co/irug1noeKT
Retweeted by worm from homehave to imagine that someone working in a pub is going to encounter far more individuals than the people visiting t… https://t.co/J3cktwotIhthing is i get that we have to start opening up at some point, that there's no clean line in the sand of "covid bei… https://t.co/uMnvKoYGBO @BinAnimals what is he talking about❗️PROTEST FOR TRANS RIGHTS❗️ This government is trying to use this crisis to shred trans people's rights. Join us… https://t.co/d20AoagfmA
Retweeted by worm from home @PerthshireMags @felix_cohen @v21 everybody get out @v21 be that as it may! @spindlypete cool imo @v21 are you subtweeting me from a work meeting!!when everyone’s posting content in the group chat but nobody’s commenting on it https://t.co/aVZAkjV1Uv
Retweeted by worm from homeyou know there's a big whiteboard in Starmer HQ right now with a bunch of lagers written on it. two SPADs are in a… https://t.co/2lt3XnDfR6
Retweeted by worm from home @jo_hauge yes! i thought especially as the onion wont cook for very long it was a good idea @lmartods cheese and red onion insideto be clear i used to cheerfully cook for my partner and friends just not very well! i may be a huge manchild but i do do chores and thingsother nice things ive made include (shown at varying stages of cooking) chicken jambalaya; haddock chowder; cod, ch… https://t.co/dDeK9aWisY @LLW902 thank you friend! @matthewgmull literally, googling "how do i make an omelette" and meticulously following instructions. (also soakin… https://t.co/5TpzD6HVRhturns out recipes arent "fussy bullshit for dickheads" and you can't always "just bung it in it'll be fine" and if… https://t.co/p9NBA11uZ6been using some time in lockdown to learn how to cook properly - actually following recipes, trying to understand w… https://t.co/MziLz7i2kpwe simply love to see the ideology of personal responsibility desperately find someone else to take the rap for a m… https://t.co/BD3RvoxhIUthe rightwing commentariat is trying so hard to find someone else to blame for starkey saying extraordinarily racis… https://t.co/DLn4t2w8VV @s8mb @BBCRajiniV do you think that the only valid descriptions of things are the descriptions they give themselves… https://t.co/7E6xtD5fQh @huwlemmey everything that is a thing is clearly labelled as such. that's just markets @matthewgmull fuck me christ @AndrewJohnMarks put them in a fruit bowl andrewno replies, have a nice day!intentionally or not the current obsessive transphobia in some parts of gay and lesbian culture fully serves the in… https://t.co/JuR5mOqH5Vwhenever i see some wildly transphobic post about how trans women or nb lesbians or whatever "destroyed our spaces"… https://t.co/MCJImilNpz @erbridge i mean it definitely helps that the back of the house is so drafty that unless it's full on high summer i… https://t.co/MJn4yI2tKI @AnnaHinble you're still wrong though! @AnnaHinble bzzt. wrongostarted keeping potatoes out on the side in a fruit bowl which means i dont forget that we have potatoes and actual… https://t.co/KF5VDGKhI3
7/3
2020

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