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Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @t0mb16 England, United Kingdom

17 β€’ politics junkie β€’ Labour memberπŸŒΉβ€’ book lover πŸ“š β€’ music nerd β€’ provider of opinions and cat photos πŸ’•

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Joined Twitter 7/1/19

@jenben71 I think I've finally lost it haven't I?Not sure who needs to see the replies to this tweet, but in case it’s you, check out the replies to this tweet...
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€they DMed me 😭
@sebokpeter1984 Not sure what point you're trying to make there so I'm going to sign off from this conversation. Ha… @sebokpeter1984 I'm sure it wouldn't! But Peter, with the greatest respect, I didn't ask for your advice here. @burdish Oxford, Durham, Newcastle, Sheffield and Leeds 😊The UK trying to get out of lockdown:
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€Theresa May’s reaction to Michael Gove speaks for the nation πŸ‘‡πŸΏ
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @Blousyrose I hope they are.can't say it any better than Jedward!! @Hancock2001 That's such a good article - it's entertaining and well argued but I also learnt a lot. We're looking… QTing because a few people have suggested this. I appreciate the idea but I do want to stay in England for uni… @IrishMike15 Ok but I want these @havantgirl Yes! I loved that show. @Iolaire1 I really has no right to be so perfect @alan_shaefer Oh me tooI've applied to Durham but stories like this are so off-putting; how can a uni still allow attitudes like this in 2… @alan_shaefer everything ok Alan?My mother has truly produced the pumpkin of our era.
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @thatvittorio @GregB_2002Not sure who needs to hear this, but your choice to give up your normal life for the last 7 months may have saved s…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @BramfittJuliet @weaniejeanie53 @Schadenfury I love it! @Number10cat On an important zoom call. @katie_jr Sorry - it was a joke, but it was probably a bit tasteless. I live in constant fear of catching covid at…'s mood: slightly wishing I had coronavirus symptoms just so I could stay at home and go back to sleep.
From the people that brought you: ➑️ claps not pay rises for nurses ➑️ badges not a living wage for care workers…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @NigelHeal @MaudFeijt Amazing! @Randomisation20 Shh!Nigel Farage - Mars Refuses the offer because they don't look like traditional British food, but then gradually in… Thornberry - Galaxy caramel Arguably the most forgotten but she'll defend it to the death. Miliband - Snickers Celebrations are nice and easy to eat, unlike bacon sandwiches. Nandy - Galaxy Rayner - Maltesers Sturgeon - Bounty Divisive. Raab - Twix Dominic thinks the crunchiest bar makes you manliest. Williamson - Milky Way But he'd really rather you picked for him. Patel - Snickers Sorry to be giving the worst politicians the best ones. She only has Snickers to prove hers… Sunak - Galaxy Hancock - Milky Way Gove - Galaxy Caramel The last person to be offered and this is the only one left. Corbyn - Maltesers Did they always have these? He can't remember. Looks nice though. Is deep in thought abo… May - Bounty Surprisingly good choice. Starmer - Mars Smiles and says "I haven't had one of these in years!" but also looks a little concerned it'll… Johnson - Snickers Actually takes three, but hides two in his pocket. Kept away from the box for the rest of…'s basically Christmas, so I think it's time to address what you're all thinking about... British politicians by… 2008 today :) definitely think when we look back at 2020 one of the things that will seem the most crazy is how many people car… @alan_shaefer I like football and I'm happy when my team wins (Hull City, so admittedly not very often) but the fo… just stumbled into football twitter and now I feel like I need a shower @GrahamGiles7 That's really interesting, thanks! I think I'd have put him down as a bit older than 35.going as pre-cgi scooby doo for halloween. couture!
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€This is how we British measure inflation
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ok this is awesome Gove says paying consultants Β£7k a day is a β€˜good use of money’. Whereas apparently helping low paid worker…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€I'm actually an expert in politicians, and they only do this when they feel under threat.
Tier 1 - I can go into school and teach 30 children. Tier 2 - I can go into school and teach 30 children. Tier 3 -…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€SOUND UP πŸΎπŸ’•
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @KekePalmer @i5aac55 @ philip larkin
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€We’ve got to come together to defeat Donald Trump –– Democrats, Independents, Republicans, and yes, even Demo-cats.
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€"Coronavirus is just bad normal seasonal flu" A thread
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€democrats nominating Biden: @LynDawesMercer hello Lua!!! πŸ₯ΊBREAKING: Jacinda Ardern has won a second term in office after her rival conceded in New Zealand's general election…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @Oh_So_Blunt My tweets have become increasingly incoherent lately so please don't worry about it! Hope you keep safe too :) @Oh_So_Blunt I don't think so - we haven't been told anything.How it started How it’s going
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @Brigitt49577118 It absolutely does! I love her so much. Maybe one day you'll have one 😊My friends still send me snaps before 9am on a Saturday morning, they should really know by now it's officially too… up to this one again! 😍 @jenben71 Yes.
@PippaPippapoppy I hope she gets well soon ❀I might go to school like this @kapahater Janey Godley is great 😊i hope this email doesn’t find you ❀️ be free
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @jjs999jjs Thanks! Always lovely to get totally unprompted praise :)I put *effort* into that last tweet, so you guys better not let it flopBoris Johnson's oven ready Brexit deal losing it over this picture of my brother with his baby
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€Imagine Marcus Rashford said "can we feed poor kids" and the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom said "".
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€I’ve never understood why MPs use this line. β€œYou think the working class boys are privileged? Well come to the pla…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€I don't know what this is either @Randomisation20 I've had 3 coffees already today, so I think I genuinely might have a caffeine overdose if I have any more right now!In the past 10 years, spending per pupil has fallen by 57% because of cuts to local authority budgets. Working cl…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€I think we're threatening to walk away to make the EU budge again, which is weird given these were supposed to be t… I tweeted this, I've been beeped at by friends driving past me while walking home on two days in a row, so ma… nothing more than coming home from school on Friday, having a quick check of the news, and reading the exact s… i got my PIP tribunal decision. 5 years after becoming housebound, 16 months after applying for PIP, and 1 y…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€no shit, Co-Star
We're going into partial lockdown partly because of the failure of test and trace. It has failed because instead of…
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€Commas. They’re important.
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€How it started. How it’s going.
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€The government deciding whether to save public health or Wetherspoons
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @KayeMac04 @DannyDutch I would absolutely watch it.The amount I gasped when I realised the girl in this pushed me against the lockers in year 7
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€You're going to invest so much emotion in this race up the stairs, you think you won't, but you really will.
Retweeted by Tom πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ–€ @Hancock2001 awww 😍😍😍