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You will not know if you do not go. You will not shine if you do not glow. Comets alone shatter the frame. πŸ’– Gendermeh, β€œthey” plz. πŸ’– Alt @sniktabat

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Joined Twitter 2/28/08


Wow, the Mandalorian really is pretty impressive: https://t.co/RVMlgcvOxQ
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Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€Pretty clear what demographic the Tories are dogwhistling with 'Horror! Communism!' over the broadband thing, when… https://t.co/bT2xJ6E6ol
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€It's the "this guy wrote an interpreted language" bit that really gets me. https://t.co/qYtaqj6nuB
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Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€i’m supporting elizabeth warren for president because i love bernie’s policies but i hate the idea of implementing them
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Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€Is the tactical vote in Cheltenham to vote Tory to keep the Lib Dems out now?! https://t.co/Zo4pUXEUrA
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Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€A Chinese student group, apparently on the instructions of the Chinese consulate, successfully shut down an event a… https://t.co/P3zcvfqsXO
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€ @antimytheme This is the "please wake up, this is the only way the doctors know how to contact you, you're in a coma" is anxiety shitposts. @flackrw @stubbornella @DasSurma Oh, *only* fetching/sharing the popular libraries, not just whatever scripts pages… https://t.co/nSu5zmA4syA lot of people have trouble potty training their kids. The hard thing is just getting them to chill out on the pot… https://t.co/OfeWcPGt75
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Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€I don't see many Northern Flickers, so when this male flew up to a nearby tree, I got excited. While he was focused… https://t.co/sbS8rYCrGA
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Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€so uh, let me know if you wanna hire an entire eng+design department and I’ll get you in touch 😭
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€a friend of mine is quitting his job alongside like seven or eight of his coworkers because of toxic leadership, an… https://t.co/iMuygZJ967
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€California says it won’t buy cars from GM, Toyota, others opposing tough tailpipe standards https://t.co/3limDs8O64
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€Even if self driving cars never work, the advances in lidar are gonna be an incredible byproduct of that effort: https://t.co/hrOV1dsPH3
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Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€"All these things the self-driving car can do for you in the future. a chauffeur can do for you today,” researchers… https://t.co/AW45R7S6ln
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Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€ @jewree @eae WHOOPS FORGOT THE ACCOMPANYING IMAGE https://t.co/9WC8Ideqy0Later probably means tomorrow unless I feel motivated tonight, but for now enjoying a pre-dinner bourbon and thinking of @jewree and @eae β™₯️Pictures and videos later, we're in intermission and I can't stop shivering, holy FUCK it is SO GOODGods? Masters? In this economy?
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€Getting ready for some AMALUNA hell YEAH https://t.co/OTWKQ6Mo1D
11/16
2019
Oh no https://t.co/xdZIhPU5Ta
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€we’re getting ever closer to the day that someone co-opts left language to write a β€œtaxing and regulating corporati… https://t.co/KzyMp3NKwD
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€Un trΓ¨s long article sur les pires BD de Sonic https://t.co/kUiQKs0PqA
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€Hey, @TwitterSupport, why are there so many Nazis on your site, but you suspend an explicitly Jewish open-source pr… https://t.co/7We0ZHPZGo
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€working on ascending the ladder atm https://t.co/lJiKc8rtLG
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€It doesn’t stop at music. For people w/ friends or family who worked in retail & suddenly laid off or hours deeply… https://t.co/C4EWnGoODW
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€when you're walking down the sidewalk & see a cat in someone's driveway https://t.co/PiZksgrTmy
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€just saw an article about millennials that started out by citing a survey of americans between 18 and 24
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€... I had never met Jack Nicholson before but a voice inside me knew that he'd want my father's ashes. So instead o… https://t.co/AmvRxSlYf8
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€I think we’ve got to go and rescue Susan M. https://t.co/I0rlqmsUdW
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€IT LOOKS LIKE PEOPLE ARE EXCITED TO BE REMINDED OF THIS SCENE So let me take a moment to say: if you pick up the B… https://t.co/IGmCR815Db
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€So I tried finessing this guy into sharing his Disney+ account with me and this is what he sends me 😭 https://t.co/KLcF6Q3CfF
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€I was today years old when I learned that the national sport of Turkey is oil wrestling, in which athletes cover th… https://t.co/3ZXYjiJulj
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€Mitch and Chaz https://t.co/dBZRzz6mye
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€"these edibles ain't shit" 1 hour later: https://t.co/H3voTI1N3e
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€OH: Every browser is incorrect in the same way now, except for IE which is correct.
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€(Extremely MINOR #PokemonSwordandShield spoiler) Chewtle, Drednaw's prevolution can be caught right away on Route… https://t.co/HQfmLFYC1y
Retweeted by πŸ’€ Taudry Hepburn πŸ’€Private equity groups’ predatory practices actively hurt millions of Americans. Their leveraged buyouts have destr… https://t.co/Sf1YcJhE3R
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11/15
2019

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