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I put my pants on one leg at a time. But if I had more legs, you'd see my method is really O(log(n)). πŸ’– Gendermeh, β€œthey” plz. πŸ’– Editor of ~50% of CSS specs.

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HE GOES OUT OF CHARACTER WHEN YOU LEAVE HIS LINE OF SIGHT https://t.co/zlOENmKFOP
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–I used the neural net GPT-2 to generate some April Fools pranks. conveniently they're all pranks you play on yours… https://t.co/D1TpXE9bkj
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–gettin horny in quarantine? pfft, yeah i’m HORNY alright- H - helping O - our R - registered N - nurses Y - yuh oh… https://t.co/ZjxF9pcI4b
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Epidemiologists call the stuff they do to trace the spread of disease "public health surveillance." The word "surve… https://t.co/JSKBFB3oHs
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–US CENSUS DAY 2020! If you live in the US, be sure to get counted at https://t.co/Jpkdh9yBpJ
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Ferdinand: Hubert, I challenge you to an arm wrestling battle! Hubert: Fine. Ferdinand: Hubert: Ferdinand: We'r… https://t.co/B2LfGfgoI7
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Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–We are at the end of the classic bracket. Who will win from this final matchup? (2) Super Nintendo Entertainment S… https://t.co/aREa9IoyUG
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Join my AMA and press ZL to claim your Watkins Miles. https://t.co/Mt3CcCmIah
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–All right. Like it or not, today is April Fools’ Day. Let’s do this. https://t.co/Vjx2INav40
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–I will fight for Americans, not just in real life but also in Street Fighter 2. https://t.co/OAjLZGdmJ3
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–weird, I didn't know that market rate housing was so much less effective than wearing a mask and washing hands. I l… https://t.co/aeeR9mCLFK
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Ace Watkins says Trans Rights #GamerPresident https://t.co/mLKttpSvkr#TransDayOfVisibility https://t.co/bxK1hrzC9p
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Its culture time! And Tumo Mere has been BUSY. I've been looking forward to the Karu coming to life in art form for… https://t.co/z8vUkbGHhE
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–And once lch() gets more widely supported (it's starting! omg!), use that instead; you can trivially get a consiste… https://t.co/rct9a1hoTK🎨 Grey text often looks murky on coloured backgrounds. Using lighter/darker shades of a hue gives you a similar eff… https://t.co/SYw4zn6Q8q
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’– @harleenkbatra @tabatkins @Google @Paul_Kinlan @DasSurma @dalmaer @kosamari @argyleink https://t.co/dE12qDpGP2 ? ;)
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–FUCK YEAH KEEP IT UP https://t.co/tqV2M1K3Zo
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–What's new? https://t.co/RsOITYmBPp
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Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Our nation needs a healer. https://t.co/gLsu1TmWiM https://t.co/zl1G0EYlLY
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Oooh, the composer for FTL and several other indie games is doing a short talk right now: https://t.co/OEloje1UlfHmmmmm, considering starting up a small site for my friends to record their turnip prices on.If you’re visiting somebody else’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons island, be considerate! Here are six things you sh… https://t.co/xIchHzKC7W
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’– @harleenkbatra @Google @Paul_Kinlan @DasSurma @dalmaer @kosamari @argyleink oh, hm, that url is a 404For non-practitioners "upon information and belief" is something lawyers preface an allegation with if they have no… https://t.co/njd3G6SkrE
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’– @poik007 @ManishEarth that's what the nori is for! they're too heavy for chopsticks, it's like eating fried chicken with a fork! @ManishEarth yesssssss, beautifulThe starter app for making a Node + Express app on Glitch just got better! With a new sample JSON workflow, ES6+ fe… https://t.co/ofIyIhjj8i
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Episode 127 of Wonderful! is here and it’s cuddled up with everyone’s best friend, the humble sweatpants, ready for… https://t.co/ebdS2wOt4u
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–And frankly, equating the keyword β€œgay” with pornography is a systematic denial of our everyday existence. Straight… https://t.co/RIzREKncAf
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–β€œFamily” web filters that block resource sites for LGBT people aren’t protecting kids, they’re enabling abusive par… https://t.co/Zrxs5wCFZE
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Aaaaahhhhhhhh, I haven't been able to visit my local bar for weeks and they finally opened up "order online, pick u… https://t.co/8JbyOG2DmuMidsommar, 2019 dir. Ari Aster https://t.co/gAyn8jZPYo
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Now that I finally have Able Sisters...! Here's the Neo-Ishgardian Top of Aiming :3c #FFXIV #AnimalCrossing #ACNH… https://t.co/38tw9fFuux
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Looks like Elon Musk bought $1M worth of CPAP machines because he thought they were ventilators https://t.co/CjUR7XWpVK
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–a) i do not buy that you can hack these into ventilators b) why is he buying up the old model and not the current o… https://t.co/R0oGPUuk2w
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Big thanks to SLOOF for sponsoring this comic. Secret Panel HERE πŸ‘• https://t.co/Osnfd4XypA https://t.co/ySF9AeQcDP
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Disclaimer: I received a jillion dollars for this influencer post but the only thing I am allowed to buy are cat tr… https://t.co/o1udVFjh9F
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Have some dignity, people. #SLOOFco https://t.co/XfXzApnsGk
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Who hasn’t heard of the trusted household name SLOOF?! It’s like they’re everywhere these days! I’m happy to be j… https://t.co/huZo4gy3YW
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Who hasn't heard of the trusted household name SLOOF? It's like they're everywhere these days! I'm so excited to be… https://t.co/FMHpx4gX3j
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–This is just a bear... being a good citizen. https://t.co/OCqnUwioFZ
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–I am doing an AMA on r/politics right now and I want to hear your questions! Like JFK said in his historic 1961 AMA… https://t.co/ni0ZDwx5cI
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–DC’s new Batman: The Animated Series book is a must-read for fans of the show https://t.co/LnAiwn35BE https://t.co/SO9HCjZUYV
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–My (f26) boyfriend (m28) is visiting another girl's island a lot in animal crossing. Is this cheating? https://t.co/Vgwcha5Vlg
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Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Fool's Gold ✨ Wealth and riches beyond imagination, but is it really there? #dnd #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg… https://t.co/OIOBXkMdhi
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–The latest in my never ending "content moderation at scale is impossible to do well" series: How do you moderate fo… https://t.co/IjHb0wQl74
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Time for Teletubbies: Radical Utopian Fiction https://t.co/GgF4p3fNt9 "Teletubbies are purer Eloi than the Eloi, a… https://t.co/fDtTbm9i1C
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–To simplify: The Postal Service is structured by Congress, but not funded by it. If the USPS was a private busines… https://t.co/XPrcHkJsvF
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Social and moral context is key to determining whether or not a behavior is considered β€œaddictive.” Which undermine… https://t.co/FHPimltb93
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’– @AbbyHoward I love Greg From Salesflayn: can i have one more candy, please? alois: what did seteth say? flayn: he said no alois: then why would i… https://t.co/r8Nsrq0dzg
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Or, color your own! Join the Trash Mob now! https://t.co/qr6vGXo1wN https://t.co/lEmt8mbczs
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Each model has three unique skins! https://t.co/PmtDEXt08w
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Good morning! A new month means NEW minis! https://t.co/jCempdRTgr
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–This is...not that much food? https://t.co/hQ4i8itmXg
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–When are you all going to realize that part of being in a death cult is the dying.
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Yesterday I got a tip that Hobby Lobby was secretly reopening stores and violating state-mandated closures. So I ca… https://t.co/FiHbZWP05z
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–everyone is making jokes about giving themselves haircuts but i'm the only bitch brave enough to be trepanning myse… https://t.co/2rGQc7JZqv
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Trying to get info but the internet keeps giving me wildly different numbers, so twitter: how many rolls of toilet… https://t.co/85wRfujm1N
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–As a final addendum: competition (enabled by interop and standards) is how browsers got so damned good at security.… https://t.co/71am0IYenW
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–...which means that when you use a service on the web instead of installing (high priviledge by default) native sof… https://t.co/cWLOlIOimi
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–It's nearly impossible to overstate the amount of security competence of modern browser teams vs. the security staf… https://t.co/rmOs8mS3p2
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Browsers ain't perfect. There's lots more to do, and I get why Zoom needed more in terms of API to deliver excellen… https://t.co/QhW8tYaTs9
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Native software for anything that *can* be done on the web *is a mistake*: https://t.co/epCNK47QZF
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Watching advertisers adopt streamer speech patterns in their lures not only makes me feel old, it literally ages me.
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Josie and the Pussycats except it’s https://t.co/gqUO94d1RO
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–And they both ran into my house to kiss me https://t.co/o5LTI4weBV
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Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–The Road to El Dorado survived bad reviews and financial failure to become the rare internet darling that wasn’t mu… https://t.co/Palwmhkrp2
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’– @erikkroes That's cheatingRIP in peace to anyone not on a cherry island, this rules https://t.co/FCkk7mfiOjHappy anniversary to Greatest April Fools Prank Ever. https://t.co/ztgJbUwdJR
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Elon Musk delivering a bunch of CPAP machines in the original boxes with the Tesla logo scotch-taped on is perfect,… https://t.co/iogK4OkhwM
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Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Not an April 1 joke! After severe downtime and a catastrophic database failure, Max Goldberg brought internet fixtu… https://t.co/NR10gsYfmI
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–In other words, it's either: "J'onn J'onzz, my nose looks *nothing* like that. Do you ever even *look* at my face?… https://t.co/LkszB8oU0Z
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–It must be really embarrassing to have a shapeshifter on your super-team copy your form. Either their version of yo… https://t.co/aa5a3pBVIH
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–genuinely disturbing exchange between a @nytimes reporter and a Yale epidemiologist https://t.co/bmXS68Adsa
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Get this Five Nights at Freddy’s ass thing off my island
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Cloudflare, swearing it is not a joke, have launched a censored DNS product that out the gate blocks LGBTQ support… https://t.co/YRfK6xVOy0
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Animal Crossing, when I logged on this morning: https://t.co/rOvTRC4DAy
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–this is a Rust stan account now.
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’– @domenic I WAS WONDERING THAT (haven't logged into chat yet, finishing up morning AC stuff)um, that’s not, https://t.co/38N0ceDQQP
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Remember lovelies, it's March 32nd. There are no fools today. https://t.co/EZQXCr0KtqThis week is going to be a critical one for Zoom and $ZM shareholders. This is going to get worse, as the entire… https://t.co/lfbM5Aticn
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–The House and Senate leadership were so eager to flee D.C. to save their skins that they forgot to extend the etern… https://t.co/ysApGrzzKr
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–"France is relocating women beaten by their partners into hotels, and has created a secret code word for them to di… https://t.co/paj3uAkB3c
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Isabelle always does her daily announcement with a glass of iced scotch in center frame, and: mood.apparently many world leaders are coming down sick with a virus known as Doesntknowhowto Wearafacemask https://t.co/Cr3THjYtcI
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–βœ¨ The Spellcaster Collection ✨ #ACNH #ACNHDesign #ACNHpattern https://t.co/wS0acwknD7
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–Same https://t.co/J1ZmSqAOhi
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–#λ™λ¬Όμ˜μˆ² #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/i7JE100r17
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–How ever did we get in this situation with Donald Trump it's a mystery https://t.co/ONJkP5QvHp
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–This year this twist of the knife is especially sweet since Google did all the development work and then threw away… https://t.co/HhaG0zHO3e
Retweeted by πŸ’– Taudry Hepburn πŸ’–For April Fool’s I like to remind everyone that the coding effort expended on Google pranks would have kept Google Reader alive indefinitely
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