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joey @tabington in these streets

Millennial Elder // Internet Oracle // @HamOnEverything Guidance Counselor // IG/Snapchat: tabington // https://t.co/VYVYtywhrM

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Joined Twitter 7/19/11


Hilarious to think that m4a would increase my wage to be enough to actually be able to afford to live where I live lmao
2/28
2020
Struggled some, but I think it's bc I didn't use my inhaler before running so that's that. Also, should replace the… https://t.co/2fQupfeBLh @NEDARBNAGROM 💖 @jamilaalexis Lmao ily (I feel the same when a customer picks up a book, looks at the price, and asks if that's the price) @jamilaalexis Yeah but which one has the most @jamilaalexis customers are the enemy @dances i'm an advocate of cops not copes -- if you hunt for the exact thing you want and avoid picking up inferior… https://t.co/3057KHeGeS
2/27
2020
Sometimes you go buy a king cake from some lady's living room because it's mardi gras https://t.co/lRVOVct9VLThe new boys worked out I guess... A the reviews said they're not a fast shoe, but they felt so good I couldn't hel… https://t.co/hd9KCGMOgm @essejhorne @jhayner Their main spot is out here, if it's coming from there I get it the next day regardless of wha… https://t.co/pn3d2JreRI @jhayner yea, i didn't buy anything, i needed a specific thing sent to arrive on friday and the best they could say… https://t.co/wu8ujOcYjslegend of the shoes of the overfiendAlright back at the running shoe store, I think I'm gonna get some jawns straight out of Urotsukidoji https://t.co/lI4paE6AQAnewegg hold music sounds like some town's theme in an rpg
2/25
2020
@stillill143 i got the fresh undies today, so we need to find the third one who got new socks and the triumvirate of wise kinds is complete
2/24
2020
@killinurvibe whoever sleeps on this is a god damn fool @joshlettuce i don't hang around for like a month and a half and this kid is suddenly 14 wtf
2/22
2020
@PostCubicleKyle I've been running in Pegasus 35s for like a year and they've really been my solid go to that feels… https://t.co/mqAbIDdBJ8Verdict on the new shoes: they're getting returned :( I got pinching blisters along the arches of both my feet, an… https://t.co/zz65JaRKBzAlso, I def had a moment at the running shoe store. Took like 2hrs to get to the elevon 2's lol I felt like goldilo… https://t.co/0S956BLAY7 @PostCubicleKyle They're def not a very fast shoe which is fine, most reviews of hokas I've read have them recommen… https://t.co/MaHxLVjWmZ @PostCubicleKyle They're def different to wear and not as heavy as you'd expect a shoe that bulky to be. These are… https://t.co/X2nQmme8HjIt's not worth it to get injured trying to make a pair of shoes that are on their way out work again. I'd rather sp… https://t.co/xrWmgYI77iPs - I know I could prob get 50ish more miles from the ultra boosts but that would prob ruin them for even casual w… https://t.co/LGyTgSJSuTHowever I've now now joined the hoka gang, lowkey pumped to try them out tomorrow. https://t.co/in5aLym0oBIn running news, these shoes only have 150 miles on them and they're about to be fully shot. V disappointed in that… https://t.co/PfJ3EYHUyz
2/20
2020
pretty dope how multiple times we've had an overt bad actor run for president and the whole political apparatus is… https://t.co/X9XwnbZKOI
2/19
2020
@Slack4r Real shit @TerrieDenman Lol maybe a lil but I'm also def responsible for my own bad decisions... But maybe it worked out? IdkI gotta tell you it's fucking surreal, I'm an authority somehow? People ask me for advice on how to dress themselve… https://t.co/sw7Qfd2nlSThis tweet was the catalyst that led me down a path from "i think this jacket is neat I need to get one" to somehow… https://t.co/A9ak18UmFKThat sandals guy fucking smoked me again. Also two cars tried to kill me. Regular day on the road i guess lol https://t.co/6rMWXwDTvp @Snugzmeow Y U P you could get in a fucking car crash and they'll give you a pregnancy test before they actually t… https://t.co/szJhlK8rvX @Snugzmeow i can't find it rn, but there's a big tumblr post of stories of all the times women have gone to the dr… https://t.co/PPOZpJRZLV @Snugzmeow GOTTA FILE THE PAPERWORK TO PROVE THE POTENTIAL UNBORN CHILD IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ACTUAL LIVING WOMAN, GOOD SHIT! REAL ACE! @Snugzmeow super tite how basically any time a woman goes to the hospital they make her take a pregnancy test before anything else
2/18
2020
Felt like I worked real hard for some real average times, ah well https://t.co/EDq1pFSyna @NEDARBNAGROM Lol fake shit he redeemed it online, the verification code thing is scratched off https://t.co/qjVuNKtrmi @housephone310 Read the books lol @HERMSAUR lmao you on some tourist shit, if she wants to go to pink's tho just leave her tho pls @Eekaf Seriously!Dave ghosted me :( https://t.co/FPNU2MwgJH
2/15
2020
New rap name: Gravy Concierge @iamHBY I love that he exists, I feel like i manifested him somehowPardison Fontaine sounds like one of the rap names I'd invent and tweet but that's actually someone's rap name and that's tightTHURSDAY DEALS - scoop of teeth: 34.99 (molars) - mostly alive squirrel: 5.99 (hurry) - ass kickings: free - vase… https://t.co/n587cReneJ
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2/14
2020
@nihilight WHY IS NOBODY SHARING THESE SECRETS WITH ME GOD DAMLol ok I learned a new trick and took a mirror selfie with my phone upside down, check the difference. Now nobody w… https://t.co/o7nJQEKhWSHahaha look at my tax dollars at work! They're already back. There's like 8 tents here and a tarp set up, super sic… https://t.co/QBkVNKwcj3Lowkey goin thru it rn, trying to put all my negative feelings in my legs and running them out. Mixed success. https://t.co/KqtYWVBRNB @essejhorne These are the same type of people super into hoping a zombie apocalypse happens @malibugrl425 every time you change your display name and avi i freak out like who tf is this person i follow wwhhhaaattt @warrior_male not all fights are physical. thank you, warrior malethink of all the senseless mechanics of institutional suffering established by baby boomers because they had a real… https://t.co/bf18QobFOdSuper tight to realize the nation is run by a bunch of people who fondly look back on their parents beating the shi… https://t.co/KVxeTsKf1n
2/13
2020
Guess what I was late to work again and got to watch 20 cops and a thousand dollar an hour dump truck evict homeles… https://t.co/RSIwljF5fj @NikaHarper malicious AI won't kill us it'll just do things like "accidentally" buy single ply toilet paper and make us look dumb online @NikaHarper betrayed by technology, this is how the robots winso two conclusions i've come to tonight, major newsmedia is basically worthless wait that's just one fuck start over don't send tweethey politico... i think you hit publish on the wrong draft https://t.co/R148eEFXm6 @BlairImani i do like how he's just absolutely pissing money and still staying just as irrelevantlmfao reuters just out here showing their entire asses today, y'all https://t.co/LYMc0HYUUw @BlairImani cause there's a tape of him being a whole ass racist that came out today loltightest thing about the primary results tonight is the media run by boomers who will do a 30 minute long deep dive… https://t.co/jB7DbdhqSDthe best part of this tweet is watching the ratio skyrocket in realtime https://t.co/KOjk2pyzCtthe horse girls have endorsed bernie now he is truly unstoppable https://t.co/XifV1HkFGG
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2/12
2020
I need to know who picks these genre/theme station songs on Google music cause I picked some chillout one and all I… https://t.co/N8rKMekCijMiles 2 and 3 were actually super fast cause I had to wait on stoplights for both of those and somehow they were th… https://t.co/wxbDMSEgs6
2/11
2020
@killinurvibe same @quashaii @xSimoneWilde Get em fixed at the tailor, they'll look way better! Take a pic of how you want them to loo… https://t.co/hkOk7diFdtthe trick to cooking a human heart is to add a little beef broth
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2/10
2020
@Clitb0ner Did you get your one super buff arm? @quashaii @xSimoneWilde lmfao i love when i order shit and get the "inspired by" knockoff instead of what was in th… https://t.co/A6tlJtoScD
2/9
2020
@killinurvibe relatableWatched a video about more correct hip position while running and tried it out, seems ok. Tho my body isn't used to… https://t.co/DP5kz0rty1 @AdamGoesHam you need to play this dude's mashups next emo nite, just full set of these monstrosities https://t.co/bWK5Xrg6K0 @Arlieth i'm from buenos aires and i say kill em all!!! @killinurvibe Just a dash @killinurvibe The smallest morsel, an absolute atomOut here looking like we're about to drop a fire mixtape at emo nite https://t.co/oN482OQzyP"I wish white people cared about brown people as much as they cared about hearing yellowcard at emo nite" @killinurvibe That "just drank two cups of coffee" feel has been me all week only it was adhd meds then chug a cold brew#ff @grailedowens for best @ name of 2020 alreadyI'm at emo nite so that means I'm extremely active on twitter for whatever reason tonight @xSimoneWilde Bc Jesus is lord HOHOHO @Arlieth @BlastCero It's def the belt doing that to the coat, I think without the belt it would still be sharp but… https://t.co/z97JegrNth @Arlieth @BlastCero This is hard drip @killinurvibe I believe in mel
2/8
2020
@SkateboardToni I'm definitely a momentum person with this stuff. Like my workout app tracks how many weeks in a ro… https://t.co/LMyJoNehvAMy nutrition and discipline have been really lacking lately and it's got me stalled for progress and lowkey frustra… https://t.co/Q67JXzYOmb @Bbrrrrraaapp my only reference will be your name in different fonts 5 times, just your first name @Bbrrrrraaapp Yes, exactly! Gonna put it on my resume just like this: Outfit assistant - helps Cecily look amazing af always @Bbrrrrraaapp This is my true calling in life
2/6
2020
@PostCubicleKyle @Kona2na deadass that's fucking genius lmfao @Kona2na @PostCubicleKyle it makes the engine sound tuff tbh @AdamGoesHam Literally so proud of you dude, ily @Aembr @AoverK i mean i kind of fail to see how any integral context of these books are changed because someone did… https://t.co/4svGfhMYMI @AoverK as a bookstore employee you're being a fun police officer rn
2/5
2020

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