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joey @tabington in these streets

Millennial Elder // Internet Oracle // @HamOnEverything Guidance Counselor // IG/Snapchat: tabington // https://t.co/VYVYtywhrM

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Joined Twitter 7/19/11


@stephamon Yeah you're catching the hands
9/18
2019
if you ever want me to fist fight you leave a review like this one https://t.co/BCxFwDix9n
9/17
2019
glad to see that my racism forecast has been correct for the past... every year in a row Ironic racism is actually… https://t.co/32HoFreDXk @AhabLives This is extremely full circle!
9/16
2019
@jessfraz 616889, I'll take it with me to the grave
9/15
2019
Put @B666S on my water bottle today💖 https://t.co/q6oCGRuI0E @HeavenlyControl i don't got enough thinking emojis for this scalding hot take brobro @mayalynne I guess if you wanna get them dollars, the culture is extremely strong for throwing them lmfaoooo @mayalynne after that miami tailgate video i understand this tweet @stephamon @BlairImani IT HAD TO HAPPEN @BlairImani Hi bisexual, I'm dad
9/14
2019
I remembered that the man with the iron fists soundtrack exists and that it fucking bangs
9/13
2019
Why do millennials complain all the time? idk man, we watched 2000 people die on live tv when we were ten and then… https://t.co/HryjEuqaEb
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9/12
2019
@itsnonbb Rip
9/11
2019
@Slack4r Lucky lmfao it was in the 70s all night here @Slack4r Even just like sub 60 degrees winter :(And then it's also like ah shit BRB gotta save Sarah Connor https://t.co/VXBZWL9p1u @CaptainPlanetOW Alright I'm ready, let's go https://t.co/TF2AO8aCQCBut then it's like ah dang this is like quantum leap and I gotta fix the timeline before I can go home https://t.co/BabTeLnHRyWhat's funny is that these guys have put up like 4-5 murals in the same spot since this and every one gets painted… https://t.co/UBvfJA42tl @xSimoneWilde i got so many good fits to wear outside at 3amCan't wait for the 2 weeks of cold weather we're gonna get in LA and I get to look like I time traveled from a bett… https://t.co/2ajF5Az9WPi almost talk shit to someone on the internet everyday but i don't these days, it takes an immense amount of effort please clap for me
Retweeted by joeyI think about this tweet every day constantly. https://t.co/K843LWmoKA
9/9
2019
@wonkybutt i concede that it is possible to hunt with one but i can't imagine any "actual sportsman" out there has… https://t.co/Butx4xp7Yl
9/7
2019
but using a laser zap gun on a demon or w/e in doom is the simulator prepping kids to murder humans not this death… https://t.co/bY9VTEMJy8you can't fucking hunt with an ar15 lmao, it's express purpose is to be applied to a human target. that's it, that'… https://t.co/kWH93roNSSso like the video games being murder simulators conversation i've been hearing since the 90s is super dope bc it fu… https://t.co/QIYmI6IYdl
9/6
2019
Stupid fucking headass shit I'm on rn https://t.co/mQ7nSD5Qvu
9/5
2019
@JubileeDJ Srsly, drug dealers ain't your friends lol @JubileeDJ I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME THANK YOU @Arlieth My feet stronk as hell I fear no phonewhat they don't tell you about being an adult is how if you lose your calendar you're fully useless until you find it again @ashajstark I think I'm having a strokeHelp @ashajstark https://t.co/TJ5WFieY5K
9/4
2019
@itsnonbb @JellyD0ughnut Achewood is the only good webcomicMichael Shannon just let the choppa sang! He said what a lot of people are thinking. https://t.co/WuCCkSODnr
Retweeted by joey"Should we be electing more millennials to congress?" short answer yes, longer answer is why am i allowing someone… https://t.co/4H8Ckyl674
Retweeted by joeyboomer media sure talks a lot of shit for a bunch of people whose microwaves all read a flashing 12:00
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9/3
2019
@stephamon Read the comics!
9/2
2019
It's mad real in these streets lmao https://t.co/IHvjyhnEB4
9/1
2019
explaining kissinger to youth by going "alright you know how in boruto they just let orochimaru hang out even thoug… https://t.co/yYj0r7DIhY
Retweeted by joeyevery day we have to wake up, confront the most upsetting shit we’ve ever seen, and then walk around obeying laws a… https://t.co/ue31rWLwPr
Retweeted by joey @Snugzmeow ahaha, but this is what the people wanted! @Snugzmeow can't deny it's an authentic classic experience lmaoimagining the day kenneth dies and you get "rip big ken always knew the frequency" on his gravestone https://t.co/NQU4zcvjIi @warrior_male the latest @ContraPoints video is about men and masculinity -- it concludes by saying what's needed i… https://t.co/NbGebyfqKBi called it when i saw the server list and said "whitemane is where this will live again" and i'm really happy to s… https://t.co/E4cw788kkj @Muffinus lmfao guess where I rolled immediately~
8/27
2019
@CaptainPlanetOW They gave me the drug free one :(There was a enormous pile of fried chicken though. Like if you wanted anything other than a sandwich you got your food in 30 seconds, lol.They also ran out of ice and napkins, this sandwich has people going crazy.The bun/pickle/sauce are what make the sandwich worthwhile. You could put literally anything else sandwich worthy o… https://t.co/w77yCZhAq3Gonna say the sandwich is good, I wouldn't wait in line for it again tho.They ran out of sandwiches lmfaoCan't believe I just bought a meme sandwich @occultalia @bandeauxx Trip report soon @bandeauxx It's hilarious cause this place has always been incredibly dead at a hours and it's poppin now. This is a strong memeWent to the mega suburbs Popeye's and there's a line at 2:40pm to get a dang sandwich @BlairImani 💖💖💖 I mean it too! Thank you so much @TerrieDenman Need a bat and a cap I guess! @BlairImani This compliment from you means everythingNew fit pics cause I was feeling myself https://t.co/22cuAoID9a"Please, Lord, don't make me have to do it to 'em." https://t.co/3jOYdlmSQU
8/25
2019
#MuteThomasLauren #MuteTonyToniTone #MuteThisRacistWhiteBitch All 2019. Mute and Block. Don’t retweet clapback tw… https://t.co/tLlDMCoAyd
Retweeted by joeyEver wanted a friend named Kenneth so you could ask him what the frequency was constantly until he was so sick of y… https://t.co/xLdkWnNHL4
8/24
2019
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8/23
2019
i’ve created something extremely powerful https://t.co/o7yfZhMrny
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8/21
2019
@bandeauxx @zwgarth @neonshudder OHHHHH this is dope @rebeccamakkai can we do an addendum for publicists who book these events sending 600x600 headshots of their author… https://t.co/KLlNqQQn2C
8/17
2019
@elissacsweet For lesser known authors without publisher support I have to give them "The Contract" which basically… https://t.co/hh3J8RBbiE @elissacsweet YUP! I got like 8 tabs open for researching an author when an event is requested. I creep every socia… https://t.co/Ml2humrATu @elissacsweet Exactly! I've also had authors try to trick my coworkers into getting my phone # to talk to me direct… https://t.co/YkT32ha6E2 @elissacsweet Addition to this: If the event manager is working the floor of the bookstore when you come in *DON'T… https://t.co/zG3Uj7idlC @BlairImani @AkeemOmarAli AU where Blair is Carmen Sandiego
8/16
2019
@specwill imagine how mad he's gonna be when they take him for a helicopter ride anyway lol
8/15
2019
@CaptainPlanetOW All I have to do is be present and people are like "damn I need to up my shoe game"/kanyeshrug https://t.co/xvbtxbfjtQ
8/14
2019
@NEDARBNAGROM big lack of shavo content on my tl lately also has me down @xSimoneWilde MURDER YOUR THIRST
8/10
2019
When toxic masculinity tells you that drinking water is gay: https://t.co/hLcCLZFB6KEvery so often I look back on a tweet and wonder at the dark genius that possessed me to make such a connection but… https://t.co/MHjrUAaXFa"May you have the courage of a child, the confidence of a mediocre white man, and the audacity of a suburban boomer… https://t.co/VdpVqyh78Q
Retweeted by joeyBoomer women continue to be the absolute bane of my existence
8/9
2019
@CaptainPlanetOW @YangCLiu you have someone coming for your throne dude @JellyD0ughnut https://t.co/faeYZr8mRM @CoachLDaniels @xFriChicken @sadloserboy_ Nah, like 200+ are expensive but still within the range of reasonable for… https://t.co/Thb2WDau5u @birb4brains Ty! @xFriChicken @sadloserboy_ i mean, it's just way worse than 200+ @xFriChicken @sadloserboy_ Got terrible news for you fammo https://t.co/8B07WhiTNq @CaptainPlanetOW @DreRonayne please, i'm begging, just hem the pants!! @DreRonayne @CaptainPlanetOW honestly they would have been fine if he was wearing crops but the slacks overhanging… https://t.co/5S4JnZcPvq @CaptainPlanetOW @DreRonayne Ten million angry face emojis https://t.co/2EDGgsmdaU @CaptainPlanetOW @DreRonayne I AM TOLD YOU ARE PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS @CaptainPlanetOW all i ask is that you please never let this happen again https://t.co/r9wExn9Bm8 @CaptainPlanetOW both of these are highkey bangers, nobody else gets close https://t.co/tT18XqeD3L @Slack4r ty! appreciate you! @Slack4r lol thanks dude, i didn't expect the reddit to appreciate it tbh, i just had it in the quiver and wanted t… https://t.co/R5ou2ssFse @Arlieth 1% better every day <3
8/7
2019

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