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Writer for the New York Times/of Fleishman Is in Trouble. My second novel, Long Island Compromise, is out in June. Making fun of my name demeans us both.

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Joined Twitter 3/29/09


@karenkho @BCDreyer I was just thinking similarly: When Bette sang the lyric: "Look at the old girl now, fellas!" I… https://t.co/Pbm0qcg2FJ @JulieKlam didn't call it astor disaster for nothing @JulieKlam that's what my mom said at the time how did you knowugh i got my rachel here in 1997 https://t.co/ist884x5ZS @JoannaColes @karaswisher neither does pnc ttck @wildstein @danieljohnbryan @GovMurphy Glad to hear it, Dan. @stephycha Your book is so great! And yes, agree 🤞
10/24
2020
@taffyakner We are facing this with our storied LA bookstores as well, like @vromans and @ChevaliersBooks. Let's or… https://t.co/8BVMgSqEkT
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-AknerGood lord. The Strand will be getting a gigantic portion of my holiday shopping this year. Join me and tell me what… https://t.co/JFVBbnPauv @gilbertcruz https://t.co/UR4J91VLwM @kvanaren oooh I keep forgetting about it. what's it called again?we haven't come up with anything yetMy family has that emailis there a third nxivm series i can watch instead of this?reupping because I can't move on from this https://t.co/lLi4VUGNOjNO IT'S CALLED ESTIMATES @SarahAWildman https://t.co/W98pbyTthfFauci did not say the virus would "go away soon." Fauci did say, for example in February, that people could keep… https://t.co/8TgCkHQnIR
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-Aknerbut also russiagHOst town is my Halloween party at a gay bar
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-Akner @hecker_sean you rentIs Biden...praying? @hecker_sean Shh, he's helping me short the real estate market...neighbor. @angelayee It's a pretty cheap plastic?GHOST TOWN @gilbertcruz https://t.co/du24lFiH5hDid they forget that they’re supposed to shut off the mics?
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-Akner @AshleyMerryman Oh Ashley. I'm so sorry. Sending love. @gilbertcruz is that...videodrome? @asarahlarson he's playing all night @abenedikt I can't @theferocity @lisatozzi Clearly you don't hate yourself as much as Saeed and I do, show-off. @gilbertcruz gilbertThat vaccine? The MMR. @theferocity We're sick, Saeed.Jesus why I am watching this again. @AnnaDubenko someone seems worried that people will be forced to read the article and see what's in it!
10/23
2020
@AnnaDubenko please text me who you're subtweeting I'm so tired @hClifford29 🥰
10/22
2020
@itslizhannah @samesmail Everyone is extremely excited for MANK. Everyone is exhausted from the news cycle and not… https://t.co/EGGXXZNPFnwell this doesn't seem good https://t.co/DaAYmwdb1b @anastasiat @grynbaum but those rates! @anastasiat @grynbaum really? Not on my layout!this @grynbaum story has a great kicker https://t.co/kMCTHA46WZ
10/21
2020
@CarpoolCandy Judging from my texts I'd say we BOTH do, Brooke. @lmacleod @SassyMamainLA @jonmchu The first really holds up! Other than sexism, which I'm not sure is completely resolved anywhere, so..@headlinepg snaps up @taffyakner's latest novel, Long Island Compromise, a "breathtaking" title about an American… https://t.co/7XGntm7m4r
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10/20
2020
Hey! You can decide right now that instead of creating further chaos with holiday deliveries from big box stores an… https://t.co/01U8VnLEQ4Honestly, this is going to make my audioread of AMERICAN HEIRESS even hotterThursday, October 22nd at 7:30pm please join us on Zoom as author Sarah Maslin Nir and Lulu Miller discuss Sarah's… https://t.co/6Rl7ddGkHm
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-Akner @EmilyBigPicture my way is better @sarahw @harmancipants left out a t there, sarah @harmancipants and also tapes itAnother normal day in the greatest country in the world https://t.co/drWEgdjJq5
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-Akner @harmancipants But you can get fired trying, Reyhan. This is America. @harmancipants LOTS of things are your Serial, ma'amI wish there was no period between election day and inauguration, and every sitting president had to have their ba… https://t.co/8pxnPHhaxL @yashar JUST SAY IT @halbfinger it's really all I think aboutI'm so afraid of people hearing me drink water or pee when on the phone is the truth @weareyourfek what if we're just curious but not working on a story?can't believe i was ever embarrassed to Zoom in a tank top
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-Akner @palafo I knew about it @palafo gross Patrick @likaluca @brooklynzydeco this is the best thing to happen on twitter in a long time, thank you both @mrsjaneymac @PiuDasGupta1 There is an argument that novelists shouldn't review novels! @mrsjaneymac Can't really see why this is controversial, Sara! @KarolinaSutton Thank you, Agent of the YearHigh school students and teachers can have free digital access to The New York Times through Sept. 1, 2021. https://t.co/yuvUZEq3W9
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-Akner @KevinMKruse @magicmikecastle Glock Stone @90sMelissa @Wildfirebks @EllaSGordon @Waterstones We were on the ground floor of this one, I'm sad to say. You're… https://t.co/hRKEosK9RaToday I pay tribute to a good friend, a patient recommender for all ages, and one of the only good things about thi… https://t.co/FbFiU1ioV3 @sepinwall TK is how I roll!I am beside myself that @Wildfirebks (and the imitable @EllaSGordon) is publishing Long Island Compromise, and that… https://t.co/6Pi8eqcNMz @sarahellison 🥰 @vanessagrigor @AmyKinLA @sarahberms @racheld My fave story that year @kidfinesse Oh my god I always forget about your cult @jaketapper That's who I was talking about, handsome! @vanessagrigor @sarahberms @racheld REALLY? How? You? @emilynussbaum @vanessagrigor @racheld I didn't even know to ask for them! @emilynussbaum @vanessagrigor @racheld I feel like they really leaned on only stories they had good footage for. But it's relevant!!!! @vanessagrigor @emilynussbaum @racheld honestly only good thing about covid @vanessagrigor @emilynussbaum @racheld Sure he does! The other question is why is Nancy only up for 40 months and A… https://t.co/eXl290o0Uz @emilynussbaum @vanessagrigor @racheld I cannot bear friendly lip-kissing @vanessagrigor @emilynussbaum @racheld Also no one likes volleyball @vanessagrigor @racheld I could have been convinced just by the athleisure and the fact that absolutely that guy made his steps every day @vanessagrigor I was just sitting here, waiting for that call! @vanessagrigor @racheld That was enough time for him to influence you! Vanessa I'm so glad we didn't lose you to the remainder sex cult! @HillaryKelly just wait till next season! @dansaltzstein @AzevedoMraz86 I like Nippy! People are mean to people with nicknames, trust me. @taffyakner Just found out she was married to Robert Evans for 9 days.
Retweeted by Taffy Brodesser-AknerCatherine Oxenberg is whatever number in line for the throne you can be and still wear message tees @carolynryan [plausible deniability tweet]But also, it's CRAZY that these people are debating whether or not our literal president is capable of understandin… https://t.co/5SDNzdsmi5bottom line: sex cults are terribleSo I was about to watch the Starz sex cult thing but the TV was on CNN from the debate and I can't turn away from t… https://t.co/zDfLbkYFiZ @HillaryKelly I would have actually liked to have seen his pyramid scheme in a good light then a bad one. @Vilkomerson @racheld She fell HARD on that court. https://t.co/v3bvTJKelT @lisatozzi @racheld It's no Binghamton. @Vilkomerson @racheld And also kiss everyone on the lips!
10/19
2020

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