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talie @TalieDelemere Always sunny in Londonalphia

❤️escape rooms & board games. Pat butcher is my earring envy. Opinions entirely mine. She/Her

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Joined Twitter 3/4/09


the guy who made up the line "I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network conne… https://t.co/7rpS5HJ8QG
Retweeted by talieI just booked myself a hotel stay in London because I have a day off work next week and honestly I'm so excited. I'… https://t.co/HOHSUkvJ7u
11/29
2020
Home alone 2 https://t.co/7uYa2wFuNsLet me get this straight: against the expert advice of everyone and anyone credible, Donald Trump paid $3 million f… https://t.co/kjrB6od03p
Retweeted by talieYour twenties now extend to 32 to cover time lost to covid
Retweeted by talie @Kelly_Jackson88 @Pinklilycat @asda Yeah I have a pal who works in Asda and a woman coughed in her face when she as… https://t.co/SLFNW7lT3S
11/28
2020
@Royal_Greenwich hi there, contacted a few times in regards to a refund for our notice of our wedding which was can… https://t.co/RvksGzenlr @boohoo_cshelp @nadinesaloud The delivery code wasn't working for me either even with next day. It also has the cod… https://t.co/aDDo8ngCtaCancel the #Jamaica50 flight @ukhomeoffice! Absolutely horrendous to do this to Black families. Pr*ti P*tel needs t… https://t.co/6qIozgaHHJ
Retweeted by talie @StephanieYeboah Do you think they really had the products? I've never from PLT but seen so many tweet about it and… https://t.co/U26whrn8AZWhy do people read the Daily Mail, a toxic gossip rag reporting zero actual news, and then complain that it is fill… https://t.co/VWmZirg2SN
Retweeted by talie @jasondobrien @ladbible I read it's because he'd been promised continuing work if he didn't kick up a fuss at the t… https://t.co/Pwdw9M1NfB @StephanieYeboah Absolutely nothing in stock though haha? Or wasn't at 2am when I was mindlessly scrolling lol @KatyGilroyBlog @joanieclothing Is this an aff link?? I wanna get this but would be good if you got anything for it!
11/27
2020
Not me crying at Buffy's class protector umbrella at midnight on a work nightFor the first time ever, Bexley is suddenly full of people denying they live in Kent!
Retweeted by talie @charliejburness All jobs that require assisting others can absolutely have a day. What would be your first thing?… https://t.co/aG9H11Jmwo @morshyyyy Have you seen stardust?I spat a malteaser out laughing at this and I don't even know why. Send help https://t.co/W5GvvJn8Ef @StaceMichelle Imagine the pure joy of just tipping roast hot food on their headsI want The Purge but a version where social media managers are allowed one day to reply to all the rude shit that g… https://t.co/Va1gXsVgBQA batman thread has got me wondering what's your fave Nolan film? I'm always torn between prestige and interstellar… https://t.co/6Bclpj0FLb @charliejburness @TomBradley11 @morshyyyy @notgavin I now just want to rewatch them all again, thanks for deciding… https://t.co/9bEXdzgCKiThere's so many people I've never met on my twitter than have genuinely got me so much without knowing. That's why… https://t.co/8BGLG943vz @charliejburness @TomBradley11 @morshyyyy @notgavin Sometimes you just need a cry in 2020. ❤️Thanks! It might also… https://t.co/cvNkeNUzR7 @Morth1 It's so draining Megan 😭 I just want to be drunk with a person that doesn't live in the same place as me lol @TomBradley11 @morshyyyy @charliejburness @notgavin Omg I went away for a cry and came back to this. Honestly thou… https://t.co/Jw4m6CIxsa @DavidBedwell I'm sorry to hear that, it's not a sentiment I'd really want anyone to relate to. Just feels a bit hollow doesn't it?Each Tier will send one boy and one girl to a specially designed arena and... https://t.co/0vVPxfCVfH
Retweeted by talie @notgavin @morshyyyy @charliejburness Maybe I just like football stadiums being torn apart. Who knows. @rebekkarnold I had to 👀 @rebekkarnold Any and all androids https://t.co/VgbDgFTNDWMe buying a house up north for £20 and bringing it back to London https://t.co/WnBRI6NUP6
Retweeted by talie @xpectopatronerd I like sp*ders! Not in like I want them to crawl all over me but I've held tarantulas and the sort… https://t.co/PDP31VMXfi @StaceMichelle Stacey I hate it 😭 I look like the bottom of a pizza @xpectopatronerd Haha! I genuinely find it interesting how our brains process different things. I cried when I was… https://t.co/yvI7Uzde8QLegit though before this year I was quite a confident person, now I find myself just a jellyfish human. I'm not muc… https://t.co/fYt02OEMM5Seriously though, Mads Mikkelsen and Jude law make the cutest couple.It's really weird that I am deathly terrified of mice yet find Pikachu so adorable https://t.co/g6JOL6g6JQ @SophLouiseHall Do you think the inner pika is wearing a mask? @SophLouiseHall Apparently there was a dance performance at the parade 😭As if I'm jealous of Pikachu because he's in New York and I'm not https://t.co/JzVhQ487iaThe government everytime they set us against each other rather than them https://t.co/XnlqsbJmh7 @morshyyyy @notgavin @charliejburness I also prefer rises 👀It's official https://t.co/IS9yKmx4Em
Retweeted by talieDunno who made this but it kinda sums up the dumbass tier system perfectly https://t.co/LPHBb3sbO3
Retweeted by talieevery boyband's 1st single: *is a generic pop love song that becomes a hit because every teenage girl can believe i… https://t.co/fQMHNCg6lJ
Retweeted by talieOh my god 🤣 just had my new passport photos taken and if my head was any rounder a moon would be orbiting it. I'm s… https://t.co/20iIZPqMHqI'll preface my not that bad as compared to what it could be. Obviously. Flippant statementAs someone who lives in London I agree, it's not fair London as a whole gets tier 2, but not all the boroughs are s… https://t.co/QJ38kUlPFw @joshGlen_ @spaziwan Equally there's some places in London much lower than this. It's a sweeping result which isn't… https://t.co/56qtLmZXgxMe putting on make up for passport pictures like I don't look like waynetta slob anytime in an airport https://t.co/WkbOMVNlKMLoving the fact we're all treating Tier 2 like we've won an award.
Retweeted by talieLove how the government just love stirring up shit between the north and the south. Not even sure how Manchester or… https://t.co/GnKigo9v6N @rebekkarnold @rhiannaoliviab I don't understand any of it. Should be on a council basis. It says London is growing… https://t.co/zQf5BwRvjB @phat_cupcake Blows my mind. Similar to London. 32 boroughs here yet all the same..and Manchester is huge! @ReubenRatski @Jossyjos1 @loveholidays Thanks for the update. So frustrating!! Glad you got yours sorted @loveholidays @AirMalta It's now been over eight months since our flights were cancelled and still no refund. This… https://t.co/mz4h79AJb3 @ReubenRatski @Jossyjos1 @loveholidays Any luck? My holiday was from early April and still don't have a flight refund.Here wtf!!! Mind x-factor had the category for 25’s and over. I used to think that was old. They actual bastards, how dare they 😂😭
Retweeted by talie @holyeef https://t.co/Rvngb7A9eRSpy is actually exceptional https://t.co/eX0qsb6zUOThe irony of utter fannies knowing nothing about periods. https://t.co/4noApIP1Yq
11/26
2020
@TheChosenPun https://t.co/LpmdajTUqi @KatyGilroyBlog Do Greece and then do the cruise in 22?Fair enough = I disagree with everything you just said but I don’t have the energy or time to argue.
Retweeted by talieTabloids: “So much for Meghan and Harry wanting privacy🙄”. ..To be clear, they never wanted privacy, they wanted yo… https://t.co/4vzAWILAok
Retweeted by talie @xpectopatronerd I did think after maybe Monday was the smarter option🧐 @xpectopatronerd I'm not working any Fridays in December haha @Gwilymlee Lockdown been kind ;) happy birthday!
11/25
2020
@rebekkarnold With a toffee apple 😂😂unpopular opinion perhaps but i do not want any media to integrate, analyze, or even passively include covid. i don… https://t.co/4U6ZIhdkOl
Retweeted by talieMe being really sensible and not mixing with all my old family members but in reality just not having any old famil… https://t.co/qJOndVKsekWhen the passport office keep telling you to send your passport to them but you already have and you can see they'v… https://t.co/7LUpKNWcW1 @xpectopatronerd Simone as it is also my friend's name lol. There were bonus baby ones but they didn't seem to enjo… https://t.co/JfwWgi1Ikq @xpectopatronerd We did this for my friend's bday in may. Solidly recommend @KatyGilroyBlog I think your council area is a much better idea. Especially when you say there's a river (same down… https://t.co/HqG0OqlX0v @KatyGilroyBlog I'm in London and when we went into higher tiers there were 6 active cases in my area but like 400… https://t.co/YxOgDJ7cuaWell it’s 11/24 and 24-11=13 so I’ve got an announcement 🤓 You haven’t seen this film before ✨ folklore: the long p… https://t.co/MoNRJI0rFL
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Retweeted by talieHow did zoom even become the goto? I remember using it in my last office job and everyone being like wtf is zoom? https://t.co/zrwHUtkF72Waiting to find out what tier you're in. https://t.co/M00KWgaoaj
Retweeted by talie @fayebelinexo It's the whole 'close your eyes' part. I feel so bad for her hahaI've seen a lot of slagging on the whole sports thing, and whilst I think it's unnecessary, in a 50k seated stadium… https://t.co/HMMhHmr0FPMe, next summer, on my plane laughing at the anti-vaxxers having to cram into Skegness https://t.co/4TnPJ1SLVE @morshyyyy Yeah she was in close with the Kennedy brothers (affairs etc...) So there's a lot of 🧐 surrounding her deathMe mixing together the Pfizer, Moderna AND AstraZeneca vaccines together https://t.co/61HhYpePsB
Retweeted by taliehttps://t.co/Ad9d44rwEz https://t.co/toSfZ2FDoO @morshyyyy Less of a crime and more conspiracy but would be a crime if true, Marilyn Monroe's death, don't believe… https://t.co/iSda52V2O8
11/24
2020
I've never been team angel but boy does it break my heart every time Buffy has to impale him. https://t.co/I8cu8YDlFb @RachelFairfiel1 @Kelly_Jackson88 I'm super pro the vaccine btw! It was just what I read in terms of why it can be made quicker @RachelFairfiel1 @Kelly_Jackson88 Also I read that because most of us would naturally recover from covid if we were… https://t.co/pFnLdMig7v @Kelly_Jackson88 Inject it in me nowwwww @SophLouiseHall Not sure if it's a good sign or a bad one that I know this gen z ref.Coming out of a national lockdown and heading straight into Tier 3 https://t.co/0wPnezfzZm
Retweeted by talieplease stop telling us how easy you’d find it to give up Christmas for “just one year” and how you can’t understand… https://t.co/iE6PWfZWMP
Retweeted by talieI once had a pal do me proper dirty and her reason was so she could get married and kids on a timeline lol https://t.co/y3FShFaONd @KatyGilroyBlog Nearly every single episode of supernatural haha @KatyGilroyBlog Rosebud motel in Schitt's CreekThis is why we need more people from working-class backgrounds at the higher levels of the arts. If I heard snobber… https://t.co/ZDLeHEKIQF
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11/23
2020

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