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@SGreenroyd I’ve been struggling to wrap my head around all the fervor, but this article presents important context… https://t.co/uQUKAXGj0G
1/28
2020
@micahwhipple @caliyager @fleabag Season 2 lives up to the hype imo
1/18
2020
@micahwhipple Seems like it’s becoming more of a thing these days. More anthologies too I think.
1/17
2020
@DorothyTu 😉 @michelemorrow Yea, so far I’ve seen more drama and nuance and originality and fun in the Mandalorian. Like you sai… https://t.co/zBAvSOfu9F @talkingcongas Apparently 3 years ago we were just two cutie patooties talking about WildStar on a stream. https://t.co/yEhAyFbh7Q
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1/14
2020
Finally got around to Rise of Skywalker. As movies go, it definitely was one. It had action. It had sound. It had d… https://t.co/gdWbxg8Uh3 @frauleinherr @Astranger21 the added benefit of listening to phil collins is picturing christian bale dissecting ge… https://t.co/cxLDc1RKEr
1/11
2020
Neil Peart has exited stage left as a champion progressive drummer. May the angels enjoy his odd time signatures an… https://t.co/6XnMbIYECpok its phil collins. im listening to phil collins. https://t.co/8tVg8hE6jOthe human lifespan plays out much like a hit 80s song that volume fades to nothing before it ever ends
1/10
2020
Lagertha for president of earth.
1/9
2019
I was so wholly unconvinced that the contraption I discovered in one of the bathrooms at my work is a bidet that I… https://t.co/FgSnsiA4n4
12/14
2019
Oh hell yea. Company holiday lunch and ugly sweater party is today. Meal break is extended. To 45 minutes. And it… https://t.co/yG0cU6gePM
12/11
2019
issa cat https://t.co/Ab8KadUdID
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11/24
2019
And here I was beginning to think rainfall was just a fairytale we perpetuate to inspire awe and wonder. Like Santa… https://t.co/SM20KnGG7e
11/21
2019
@micahwhipple Argh
11/18
2019
Sometimes I can’t tell if guys are talking about football or fantasy football but every time I don’t care. @lights dude I don’t know anymoreThis headline is aggressively stupid. I wouldn’t mind reading criticism, but I can’t read this review on principle. https://t.co/ItuFsXvhty
11/15
2019
@Pappylicious I’m also thrilled beyond words at the music Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross have cooked up so far. That was a brilliant choice.
11/11
2019
@Pappylicious Definitely yes. I’m not familiar with the source material beyond the movie, but Damon Lindelof is a national treasure. @miniwombat @Randydeluxe What! He’ll need to kill 800 of them before he can collect that many!
11/10
2019
@liinxy @Pokemon Miss you B 😘
11/9
2019
@Randydeluxe @PamelaHorton13 No one has better people than Blizzard! I’m hearing a lot of people saying it! @Randydeluxe @PamelaHorton13 I miss the both of yas.
11/3
2019
Ya boy is now certified to operate this nasty minx without parental supervision. #forklift optimal for lifting crat… https://t.co/hmJS3cQTku
11/2
2019
asking who doesnt like lizzy caplan is functionally no different than asking who wants me to produce a poo on their sandwich
11/1
2019
@Randydeluxe Fuck that dick. You do you and I love it. ❤️
10/29
2019
I’m just at a point in life where I’m not sure I can relate to anyone that hasn’t closed themselves in the pantry t… https://t.co/T8HMZlHJx6
10/28
2019
@serialxseven It’s the kind you stand on. The controls and handling are absolutely foreign to me. Only got 20 min o… https://t.co/IZ4laDE29E @Astranger21 It’s really hard. Not even close to anything I’ve driven. I was trying to do figure 8s and couldn’t co… https://t.co/ufduquAgUAFORKLIFT TRAINING FORKLIFT TRAINING FORKLIFT TRAINING FORKLIFT TRAINING FORKLIFT TRAINING FORKLIFT TRAINING FORKLIF… https://t.co/eps6YZq3GK
10/25
2019
@Emmithyst You have no ideaWhen I was stranded on a desert island I put a message in a bottle and sent it adrift. It read “Please make a TV sh… https://t.co/tVNRbSnStb
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10/21
2019
@Emmithyst 🧚🏻‍♂️ @Emmithyst They figured out a while ago I’m not cool. If anything I idolize them.my nieces convinced me to watch teen beach movie with them and its uh kinda amazing
10/20
2019
@telefontelaviv No I didn’t. Seems like it’s always a variation on the theme that a union is the unnecessary middle… https://t.co/Ij4RJ4mify
10/19
2019
@telefontelaviv Speaking of, it’s fun when there’s a PowerPoint slide dedicated to explaining why the workforce her… https://t.co/3td5FSo8khWhen HR staff introduce themselves in orientation by saying they’re actually a lot of fun, you know you’re in for a treat.
10/18
2019
@AlexZiebart That’s why I needed a new job. The modest pay increase wouldn’t nearly be worth taking on the supervis… https://t.co/z6oECCMvPg
10/17
2019
@SGreenroyd Thanks, and happy birthday brother! https://t.co/3EFhZjZ9Vd @AlexZiebart I’m pretty sure it was more stressful on average than my job at Blizzard. I certainly felt less supported. 😜 @Emmithyst I often am @Emmithyst What, Twitter? The business model is judgment! @Emmithyst Nothing so stylish. Very generic old navy shorts. My band mates loved commenting on my twig legs... In c… https://t.co/XbKAdLNOgL @Emmithyst They were short white socks with Nike logos at the top, just above my ankles. The sandals were Birkensto… https://t.co/zh9aNv3jPk @Emmithyst Fuck I did that once when my band went on the road for a couple shows in a desert summer. They tore me a… https://t.co/DbHz3QGMeA @Emmithyst That’s a very solid read on this situation! @Emmithyst Oh is this Twitter sex? Are we doing the Twitter sex rn? @Emmithyst 😉👻😘🤪 @Emmithyst well slide right into my dms anytime sugar 😍😘❤️❤️❤️ @Emmithyst No, just an honest person. 😬 @Emmithyst Wait, aren’t you like 20? @Emmithyst That I have it on lock, or that it’s all a facade? @Emmithyst Oh, I got this facade of relative stability amid continued life tumult on lock.Today was my last at Walmart in Hurricane, UT. I came to the decision lightly; though I learned stuff, was tested b… https://t.co/ZczFu5lQWS
10/16
2019
For the record I’m not necessarily anti-TikTok. I just think it’s capturing our youth to accelerate humanity’s down… https://t.co/oXtydBVxssMe: “Last time I was in Vegas was for a NIN show.” 18 yo coworker: “Hmm... oh, I think I’ve heard one of their son… https://t.co/XP71lNzSw0
10/14
2019
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe https://t.co/PoGKUFeLLw
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10/13
2019
@Emmithyst @mr_justin who hasnt @Emmithyst bro come visit sometime . we can shoot spit wads at @mr_justin . @Bleuchz Make your dreams a reality! 🤗 @Emmithyst i know @Bleuchz Tbh I haven’t had cereal in a really long time. I’m prolly not the best judge. It’s not amazing but it scr… https://t.co/XYDGjbPHi5A large house to myself, a dog, Netflix, and Franken Berry cereal. Your Friday sucks. @DonaldJTrumpJr good one jr 👍🏻You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you. https://t.co/zUV3MLkmVm
Retweeted by jonathan brown @Shadesogrey @micahwhipple @AdamHolisky @AlexZiebart I def knew he found someone special after that whole debacle.… https://t.co/oqdttINRlI
10/12
2019
Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story. https://t.co/AYiwY5gTIS
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10/8
2019
@sqwarlock @Randydeluxe Yeeesssss @Randydeluxe Frito pie in a regular bowl or disposable cardboard tray.
10/4
2019
Boy, the Walmart radio station... if you’re old enough to know what a Smash Mouth is, you’re old enough to know real pain. 🔪👂🏼
10/2
2019
Having had my first experience driving through In N Out here in Utah this evening, I can now confidently report tha… https://t.co/QTOAUsxB82 @mr_justin Dude get on that! I think Hereditary is on Prime. I’m officially a big fan of this director’s style.
9/29
2019
my nieces always give me shit for sleeping all day and im like bro be quiet im tryna sleep @mr_justin get hip to Midsommar. Second film from the director of Hereditary.Life’s so grand living by the old adage: work hard, sleep harder.
9/28
2019
@SGreenroyd Omg Sam Esmail is doing it!! @telefontelaviv ❤️
9/27
2019
this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument https://t.co/tr9HPaZCYq
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9/26
2019
@mr_justin do u no if theres a recruitment app to join the incels?
9/25
2019
@frauleinherr we love that
9/22
2019
@JamesGPerona u get it @mr_justin I’m def a fan of the song. I happened to be listening more intently while grooming in the bathroom and t… https://t.co/ElMURaz9RiI've always liked this song, but I never really listened to it until @talkingcongas made me woke, and even thought… https://t.co/tjf80Hcayd
Retweeted by jonathan brown @Morena__x @mr_justin Dood I so am!
9/18
2019
u ever cooled off by shredded cheddar ?
9/17
2019
@serialxseven mebbe @MitchFizzl @devolore @Randydeluxe Inexplicably pronounced her-uh-kin, because surreal comedy exists in the world. @MitchFizzl @devolore @Randydeluxe No it’s a place in southern Utah silly billies! All the rage for recovering drug… https://t.co/0yylyLRw4W @devolore @Randydeluxe @MitchFizzl Yea I’m leaving now to watch The Spy on Netflix. Love and miss y’all! 😘 Come and… https://t.co/K0stv4Guls @devolore @MitchFizzl @Randydeluxe There are two. I have two nuts. @devolore @MitchFizzl @Randydeluxe yea well u can mathematics deez nuts @devolore @MitchFizzl @Randydeluxe so add a third my duder @devolore @MitchFizzl @Randydeluxe but like at the same time man ! @MitchFizzl @Randydeluxe @devolore have u thot about starting a new life in colorado city ? pick up a wife or to . @Randydeluxe @devolore IS EVERYONE OK ??
9/7
2019

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