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MadMax @TapiocaChip Chennai - Bengaluru

Educator and mosquito assassin. She/her. Food, children, education, people, places, and puns. Tell your dog I said hi. Don't angry me.

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Joined Twitter 11/18/12


I got a call from a 74 year old black man looking for his son Bobby to assist him early evening with is cell phone.… https://t.co/Ea31Unddtw
Retweeted by MadMaxI can watch this forever.. https://t.co/JuAXn8CQGt
Retweeted by MadMaxIn the sea, under certain circumstances, seals have more than once been mistaken for men.
Retweeted by MadMax @SunOfGan 😂😂 same Google should give extra stars for those who stayed at home the longest
4/8
2020
On #WorldHealthDay l,we are happy to announce a list of counselling psychology students from Sampurna Montfort Coll… https://t.co/qxW12JuomR
Retweeted by MadMax @pepsiwithastraw 🙂🤗 @weshnoo Yep doing that. Thnxxx weshCan we do a similar piece for India? https://t.co/rGqyY1T8SVMy supply of HCQS-300 is depleting. I've been on Hydroxychloroquine for Rheumatoid Arthritis - an autoimmune disord… https://t.co/oSrc7ovVOp
Retweeted by MadMaxThis is easily the 5th time I'm getting this message, each time from a different number. https://t.co/yfA3t4BpLYHi, is anyone else getting 20000 messages from "ADYAR GIRIAS" from different phone numbers? @chingucha Don't understand why there's no kannathil muthamittal on both apple and Spotify. Worstu.woke boys who STILL dont get involved in household work have no rights to call themselves feminist
Retweeted by MadMax @ajaw_ Ya. Verr beachdeprived @ramya_ranjini Same 😭 it's never ending @nimmajji I shall, once I receive verified and official communication :)Happy to report that the student from #Chennai who went missing has been found. Will be deleting my previous tweet… https://t.co/E8tWMbowujI see thay layoffs are being announced across town. Very sad and scary. We at Hubbler are hiring at the moment. I… https://t.co/SkzrgcaKOT
Retweeted by MadMax @Gosh_Nikita OMG WHAT IS THIS I'M DED @WispOfOddity @chingucha Ya. Two cuties being vv kyoot today 😍Inshallah the boys have done well today 🥺❤️ @WispOfOddity @ImVHarini You don't have to go back unless offices start functioning and require you to discontinue working from h… https://t.co/6MTpG4SUxr @ImVHarini Have travelled enough the past year to know that all forms of transport is just a cesspool for germs and infections 🥺 @Neelaambarii Saaame :'( @ImVHarini @himsini I make sure I get the beeest of both worldss https://t.co/tIPzxKkR0A @himsini Okay, I'll chart out the objectives, intended outcomes and revert back to you #SameDoshamHereAlso :PThis is going to be me at the beach after this lockdown https://t.co/7ckXYmgSfV @iRatzzz @_ajayv Looks like she had a good trip @himsini Is there any competition for best Horlicks kalakking. I might have a chance there @himsini Miss I am kandiply failing.Some humorous moments with a drone guided "Lockdown" enforcement by Kerala Police. #kerala_police #drones_in_police https://t.co/4jzzKHTy4I
Retweeted by MadMax @shrinivassg Now we know it's a scamYour whole life has been changed and uprooted. Give yourself some space💛❤️give yourself lots of time to adjust
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Retweeted by MadMaxThis week’s cover, "Lifeline," by Pascal Campion: https://t.co/HpeL505ge1 https://t.co/4srAQKR2zI
Retweeted by MadMaxjohn krasinski and emily blunt surprising a hamilton fan by having the entire original broadway cast join their zoo… https://t.co/EgzL6D5Ru6
Retweeted by MadMaxHe's so FLUFFY!!! https://t.co/NCrl9XkaZw
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4/7
2020
All you owls, The Alternative Story is on Facebook, please to go like our page and RT the shit out of this tweet? https://t.co/OkrxKOtger
Retweeted by MadMax @iRatzzz I thought it was shroomsThis gentleman in Kerala applied for a vehicle pass so he could travel to Kochi to purchase biscuits for his cats.… https://t.co/dO06yiyvWm
Retweeted by MadMaxNobody wants to be sick, it just happens. Challenge all if you know of someone who has tested positive call/text an… https://t.co/71GQe0tjkS
Retweeted by MadMax @iamdatemike The only reason it's even a little watchable is because of Fahad Faasil. @_ajayv Who is spoiling whomEvery day Tamil Nadu health secretary Dr. Beela Rajesh reiterates: "Nobody wishes this virus upon themselves so ple… https://t.co/G6yAZCZQnY
Retweeted by MadMaxWhy am I hungry all the time?!SPAIN: Couple in Villanueva de la Torre, who are both 88 years old and have been married for 65 years, overcome cor… https://t.co/S6YSDlzdeX
Retweeted by MadMaxGenovia has not reported a single case of covid19! THIS is what real leadership looks like. https://t.co/JfKcAu5YwQ
Retweeted by MadMax @yedei https://t.co/Ab18Zt4jrnNo. Telangana CM did not say the lockdown would be extended till June 3. He had only cited from the BCG report whic… https://t.co/RyBjMhwHfn
Retweeted by MadMaxWow. What a clusterfk this lockdown news is turning out to be.ISKCON UK badly hit by COVID-19 with 21 positive and 5 devotees dead 1000 devotees attended a funeral & got infect… https://t.co/k1ay3sJOdw
Retweeted by MadMax @WispOfOddity @SunOfGan Ya, the nation wants to knowhttps://t.co/g9014uIBIo https://t.co/Q8er18NedKGood boy thought he had her cornered... https://t.co/vJA8tD0Leb
Retweeted by MadMaxOh I see men discovered motherhood https://t.co/CKDhzZk0SK
Retweeted by MadMaxWord of the Day: "glisk"––sunlight glimpsed through a break in the clouds; a fleeting glance at a glittering sight;… https://t.co/AbZH3j3rJf
Retweeted by MadMax @saantoryuu So far so good 👀Moved out of Bangalore because I couldn't stand the people and the traffic only to become friends with people from… https://t.co/x1x7f4V9qOMankind's angel will come this Friday. #COVID19 https://t.co/GxzmvzwlXF
Retweeted by MadMaxDon't get me wrong, I love and cherish the freedom of having my own place and all my past landlords have always bee… https://t.co/8eXvT6DtPgI don't think I'll ever get used to being a female, unmarried tenant. My past experiences have been so traumatic th… https://t.co/XQ1kmn04rgMy society is now on apartment adda and I suddenly feel very exposed and not safe 🙄 😳While not technically alive, there's an evil genius to viruses that never ceases to amaze me. It's one reason I bec… https://t.co/qC4jtPynx6
Retweeted by MadMax*cries in Indian* https://t.co/PEz7CbBmjY#KeralaFightsCorona Most no. of Recoveries - 56! Highest recovery rate - 18 recoveries/100 cases! Least death rate… https://t.co/v4DUVHNmT9
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4/6
2020
Lockdown tragedy: Three persons from Chengalpattu, addicted to liquor, died after consuming varnish mixed in soft d… https://t.co/GmZ6AXrLjA
Retweeted by MadMax @weshnoo Thalaivar dance is enough. It'll bring all the girls to the yardYesterday's encounter site, Kulgam. There's a war going on in Kashmir, a bloody war imposed upon us by the Indian m… https://t.co/1MosUdsS8T
Retweeted by MadMax @weshnoo Issokay. Next weekend will be navratri dance task. Prepare for that at leastThe Klan's Indian cousins... https://t.co/QEV4z4NC3u
Retweeted by MadMaxMost powerful image ever take. Corona aids rabies all cured. Third eye open. https://t.co/vKXGMR94y0
Retweeted by MadMaxHe's the original hero https://t.co/Rd3m2ZLJXqIf somebody tries to convince you of a conspiracy theory about the origin and spread of coronavirus, ask them to fi… https://t.co/Kct0bLqlX9
Retweeted by MadMax @weshnoo Whether any successMassive fire in a building in my neighborhood from bursting crackers for #9baje9mintues. Fire brigade just drove in… https://t.co/1C4X8cklc0
Retweeted by MadMaxThis is fucking depressing.Some asshat just burst a firecrackerPpl are fucking behaving like we're at a concert @kweezzz ET#Update Here's the list of private hospitals treating Covid-19 in Chennai. #Covid19Chennai #GCC #Chennaihttps://t.co/4WxI6vSfO8
Retweeted by MadMaxHere's the list of Exclusively Designated Government Hospitals for treating COVID-19 patients in #Chennai.… https://t.co/1aDcS34IEx
Retweeted by MadMax @DimpledJalebi @npueu 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️🌺🌺🌺🌺As per directions of Hon’CM @CMOTamilNadu, 16000 LA & GCC Health workers from today to do a preventive screening of… https://t.co/DM8I2aBCA2
Retweeted by MadMax @CuttinggChaii Ohnoo @pepsiwithastraw Yus. I'm so glad I have all 4 seasons to watch now 😬 @_poorvaja Yess. So comforting also!It's like all fuckbois speak the same language and follow the same social media accounts. Especially that Dad jokes one.. dear god.The Dance @Procreate @illustrationHQ @ifri @theaoi @GraphicDesignNY @GoogleDesign #illustration #graphicdesignhttps://t.co/Mfau6X3WZ1
Retweeted by MadMax#twitterindia do you have any updates on our finance minister’s assurance around 3 month waiver of provident fund (… https://t.co/IHfCwT5TLD
Retweeted by MadMaxAt 9 pm today s*nghi family members Vs Non- s*nghi family members https://t.co/zuS4ShHnCr
Retweeted by MadMaxA man killed by suicide on Sunday morning in Una district of Himachal Pradesh after villagers allegedly taunted him… https://t.co/MKKGSOCRhj
Retweeted by MadMaxA puppy has died. Look at the y axis. https://t.co/EpfZnbprGS
Retweeted by MadMaxMy dad’s an ER doctor. He just got off of a conference call. His hospital is cutting his salary - and everyone else… https://t.co/8xteJWD3W5
Retweeted by MadMaxSo grateful that I chose this time to discover Kim's Convenience ❤️❤️ @SunOfGan @WispOfOddity Ya she is best person to tell 🙈Crowd at the vegetable market at Broadway bus stand, Chennai, on Sunday. @chennaicorp @chennaipolice_ @CMOTamilNaduhttps://t.co/z1lJPTc1jV
Retweeted by MadMaxLouis CK releasing a special when no one can leave the room feels pretty on brand TBH
Retweeted by MadMaxDon't think I've prayed as much in my entire life as I have over the past 3 weeks every time I cook a meal.title of your sex tape https://t.co/Z2JoS3t7yV
Retweeted by MadMaxthe four horsemen of quarantine https://t.co/0q0ZQiCv0W
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4/5
2020

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