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I have a folder called 'Coolest SQL', Videos games are my anti-drug, meme illiterate. He/him.

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11/17
2019
@PontiusPyrite or if I want to cover my faceis it even possible to watch your cat stretch out without saying “oh! Big stretch!”
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓 @arispades Then it doesn't last the free trialNow it has a nose https://t.co/CL3mjFvolcI love the little face it makesFinished my axe target https://t.co/HzGoipbjchI think some folks are overreacting to a pretty anodyne Obama analysis on the basis of a somewhat misleading tweet… https://t.co/A5Qs1SYCpl
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11/16
2019
@zaralynda This was my first introduction to this world https://t.co/Xd13xjLEIbIf @PlayHearthstone Battlegrounds has one problem, it's that the animation for poison triggering even though the da… https://t.co/AL2bNPa6GZMy favorite vocaloid is probably Hat Sun MikeWHAAAAAA https://t.co/3SlDBl8j1m @codewytch okaygf: i’m breaking up with you me: is it because i refuse to get a job and keep streaming to 0 viewers? gf: yes m… https://t.co/olZotmSrLq
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓My decade in review: •Got 2 cats •Lived in 8 difference places, 4 different metropolitan areas, 3 different states… https://t.co/DJnUKgMabe
11/15
2019
@PontiusPyrite any sufficiently wide sword can be a shield if you think about it @appleciderwitch And even if shields are a problem the amount they reduced Orisa by was SO much
11/14
2019
Someone faved this and it reminded me of how much this game ruled https://t.co/w0FLsbWZ75obviously other things as well, but "not meeting or engaging with other people" was a crucial first componentSocial anxiety https://t.co/2cQwdGaixMCharmander, more like CharpanderThis reads like a parody https://t.co/pbkklnuHZc @opperhodo He's only 16 and his parents are perfectly healthy. Why is he being made king?!Hey mom, roll your windows up next time #Popcornkittys #Tornado @TheEllenShow https://t.co/MUVJNSBNpF
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓Features: all-in-one open-concept bathroom https://t.co/1llly9DsmoRobert Pattinson, legend https://t.co/TnirZX88Fc
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓My thoughts on open-concept bathrooms. Sink - sure Shower - I guess if you feel sexy enough Toilet - UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCESThe first thing I watched on Disney+ was The Descendants which was a hell of a thingThat feeling when your cat shit all over the floor and himself at 4 am and your wife wakes up to the smell and you… https://t.co/DXuy6VS4Zjthis was supposed to be a reply and BOY howdy did I not notice this errorDoes she turn into the car? https://t.co/NITgXRa2AyI need to know more https://t.co/PdDmmDve26
11/13
2019
https://t.co/LaQYjubTU8Federal court rules warrantless searches of international travelers' electronics at airports are unconstitutional. https://t.co/mEmWAzzb7j
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓 @PontiusPyrite states are canceling their primariesIn association with National Public Seating and WBEZ Chicago this is This American Life. Today we're taking about p… https://t.co/LYhFHhZV7jAny who here's Fred cuddling on George and then George cuddling on Fred https://t.co/ipRTDGZxuqWe have white walls and a black Ikea cube bookcase horizontal behind our couch and REALLY wanted this rug to bridge… https://t.co/nQXWzhpvf4come to my twitter for ALL the hot takesParties can just cancel their primaries? That seems....bad? https://t.co/C4Hm3pEmrE @Sylphiel upperI'm sorry what is this game https://t.co/QEzULz2xMj
11/12
2019
George looks like he has Soggy Bones Syndrome when he sits like this https://t.co/BYMcVyoxP2Progress. Just need feet for stability https://t.co/bA7LSr3oQ1 @StunGravy @cetaillefer I think you're eating apples wrongThe irony of a Silicon Valley guy tweeting “I got a higher credit limit on my Apple Card than my wife did” and it f… https://t.co/QIrnc8fvvF
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11/11
2019
HIRE ME TO WRITE FOR THE SIMPSONS https://t.co/pNbYTutNxo
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓Turorial of how to open a bottle of beer with a chopstick. A bit dangerous, be careful if you try it. https://t.co/UULx1vM3qU
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓It's my catI couldn't tell you what it is without looking https://t.co/xFlHvKJ9nZ
11/10
2019
did you know you can't fit 12 foot lumber in a prius?Went with in store pickup and renting one of their trucks for an hour to bring it home https://t.co/Q66lU1KVpy @Sylphiel eyes glowing the way that a pet's will, but too large @Sylphiel Fred always wakes me up in the night to give him an early breakfast. On good days that's at 5 am. Last ni… https://t.co/HUMFU9bA5h @Sylphiel Right?!I decided I would build an axe target so we could practice at home this weekend and I went to the store to get wood… https://t.co/ATSEfFgB1Zintroverted reporters be like https://t.co/qfKIUXzJRb
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓Watching my roommate play Death Stranding and asking him what does DOOMS stand for. what does MULES stand for. what… https://t.co/cQw018BAIj
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓It was a bad idea to see Parasite yesterday when from my side of the bed I can see the top of the stairs. Great movie.I don't get it https://t.co/wJAWvBAyAI @clarissajanlim I just wanted to see where this happened and https://t.co/Xb5xiFPlAYYOU'VE GOT TO STOP DOING THIS "A Plane Crashed During A Gender Reveal, And That's Just The World We're Living In N… https://t.co/Oe0leErNTJ
11/9
2019
@_Luthvian No matter how comfortable I get with it I always eventually end up trying to type a bunch of stuff but I'm not in editing mode.https://t.co/2MB6hFhC5MAnduin Wrynn collects father figures like Batman collects children @appleciderwitch I may or may not have, in that first interactive element, found out how to run and immediately fell down a hillIf you've ever wondered what the big deal is: watch this and realize that's because you've never *not* been represe… https://t.co/8Uy9LobFUy
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓 @appleciderwitch It does do autosaves and there's manual saves in the menu. I started it last night and sat through… https://t.co/3TxofvTnZ5Suramar Replicated in The Sims 4 by @SatiSimBuilds https://t.co/QAH7PoDqya https://t.co/yqbq9FFhlp
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11/8
2019
Fun fact about Bill Gates and capitalism. Decades ago he retired and began giving all his money away. He’s famous f… https://t.co/kJBVPQ2nWV
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓Bill Gates made $23,000 every MINUTE in 2013, or ~$33,300,000 EVERYDAY. In ONE DAY, he makes more money than dozens… https://t.co/LauJPEoA9b
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓before we apparently had taken a 10 month break. We started this campaign over 2 years ago, before we had decided to move to Texas.
11/7
2019
We beat June last night so tomorrow we start July. We're halfway through the game now so I'm almost certain something big's gonna happen.Pandemic Legacy Season 2 is a strand gameremember when there used to be all these articles about how people in europe live longer than americans because the… https://t.co/4O88YyKoGP
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11/6
2019
@appleciderwitch oh yeah, it really does @appleciderwitch I Love That Staff @sphye I imagine this is a good deal for a fur suit https://t.co/5yjxdrYF9Z @appleciderwitch This is not my familiar Mage Tower @sphye I love the math of love triangles but this isn't really something I associate, you know @sphye EhWe started playing Pandemic Legacy Season 2 after a brief 1 year and 2 month break. We lost the first two games aft… https://t.co/homK9GKIjR"We just didn't value it high enough before now" is literally the explanation https://t.co/BAtR37lzYvThank you @emilypheller, @plante, and @ohnorosco for recognizing how amazing Popstar is https://t.co/VbVe0vuJ2uIf you're curious the current Oreo Mystery Flavor is a bit gingery like a Teddy Graham @zaralynda Happy birthday!
11/5
2019
I won't be shamed for trying to write an appealing headline https://t.co/uLrFvWO9ZXAnd yet kids ask when they'll ever use math in their adult life https://t.co/C5tq0z9aH6You control the main character but are also the person or thing they are acting onI don't need a youtube video to tell you that a second person video game has the camera in front of and facing the character you're playing.Free And Commercial Enterprise Buoys Our Oligarchical Kleptocracy https://t.co/8qFlF2EJMv via @VergeWhat won't cancel culture come for https://t.co/aKYDvxQRrRThis is bittersweet thought because I was every so slightly off from getting my first perfect game. From getting an 81.so i accidentally uncovered a trail of horrific grape murder crimes this weekend. if you're in CA, you know these H… https://t.co/PDfdTwWgcR
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11/4
2019
I nearly cried at this part https://t.co/hqTbc9vg8v
Retweeted by Tauf 🪓Is this the robot from Holey Moley @holeymoleyabc https://t.co/1T0QzsPbtSAlthough, in another game I got a new high score @StunGravy Seriously
11/3
2019

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