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Joined Twitter 4/5/09


How did I never notice this Easter egg before? @taylorswift13 #folklore https://t.co/0YOrzl7yx4
1/22
2021
Did Michelle give W his candy yet?There’s just something about hearing MADDAM VICE PRESIDENT that just hits different. https://t.co/PfksBqVFT8🤩🤩🤩 https://t.co/v9azRGKe7z
Retweeted by Tay Saporta“Quiet isn’t always peace” -Amanda Gorman
Retweeted by Tay SaportaWhat an absolutely beautiful, brilliant, perfect poem.
Retweeted by Tay SaportaBiden’s inaugural address is the perfect opposite of the entire Trump presidency.
Retweeted by Tay Saporta@ you know who https://t.co/Imd8aEqwqvFor the people—always. https://t.co/KW0TS1cnUq
Retweeted by Tay SaportaWE DID IT, JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retweeted by Tay SaportaFinally 🙌🏻
Retweeted by Tay SaportaPhew
Retweeted by Tay SaportaSomeone go pull Bill Clinton’s mask up
1/20
2021
My kidnapper returning me after listening to me talk about Taylor Swift for two hours https://t.co/7r2zYMbmH4
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1/18
2021
This song hits a little different today. Rest in peace, Grandpa. https://t.co/nnDqXH36rH
1/17
2021
@spencerhenry Saladxcore @READYF0RlT @taylorswift13 Cornelia Street! (Getaway Car v close second) @spencerhenry Finally started watching the show on Netflix. Your thoughts? @spencerhenry where is the lie https://t.co/RnNo0CZ9hh
1/16
2021
Everyone getting arrested and losing their job for storming the Capitol building are realizing why their grandparents wore hoods.
Retweeted by Tay SaportaI never wanna hear that r*p*st from Chicago’s name again tbh
Retweeted by Tay Saportarick peckham sitting here thanking medical staff for what they did during covid like the #tampabaylightning didn’t… https://t.co/x3CZ4g3Dv8
1/14
2021
My three year old is convinced that @jackantonoff s real name is “Jack the giant”
1/13
2021
@taylorswift13 today is my son Kierans 3rd birthday. He might be your biggest little fan. https://t.co/u2GqxJiHsj
1/11
2021
@Grubhub my order showed up an hour late, wrong food, coffee wrong, and I’m only getting a refund for the coffee they made wrong 🤔#ThursdayThoughts https://t.co/GNrkosPhvS
Retweeted by Tay SaportaReputation has officially dethroned 1989 IMO and I don’t know how to feel about it.
1/8
2021
HELP NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE HAYLEY WILLIAMS TAYLOR SWIFT CONSPIRACY AND I NEED IT
1/6
2021
Can y’all see the look on his face when he hears her 🥺@taylorswift13 his birthday is Monday, can he get a “happy bi… https://t.co/rIwFHDgEfqFirst words out of kierans mouth this morning were “reputation tour please” while he hovers his face very few centi… https://t.co/jOw6KR2BFS
1/5
2021
If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing. https://t.co/q3FwZsxMGr @taylorswift13 thank you for saving this year we love u https://t.co/GUgFuNuKgr
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @taylorswift13 and you saved it https://t.co/3N5F9cAS5G
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @taylorswift13 Thanks for blessing & saving us from 2020 https://t.co/yd606HQ5Gm
Retweeted by Tay SaportaMy son turns 3 next Monday. He is currently watching the reputation tour and just screamed the lyrics to All Too W… https://t.co/bNeokwr1go
1/4
2021
You think my FBI agent is sick of seeing me like this listening to #Folklore and #evermorealbum https://t.co/xfk01vPPElOkay so I’ve fallen down the haylor manslaughter rabbit hole at 1145pm. I have to work in the morning WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME.
1/3
2021
@daytoncarrie in an after covid world, can we play this at a meet and greet? https://t.co/rGv35LVGIy @AEO was there a data leak? Got a weird notification from your app saying I’m compromised.
1/2
2020
@bethakneebee_ @hhonoski @spencerhenry I will cherish these photos until the day I die.
12/30
2020
@Kaitttmonsterrr I DONT BELONG. AND MY BELOVED NEITHER DO YOU.Started introducing Kieran to more music I like that isnt folklore. Hes trying desperately to sing along to… https://t.co/1hGMYqupefHOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT COREY PERRY.
12/29
2020
@MapleBacon2019 Unfortunately I agree. It’s so sad people can’t be smart enough to stay home, and wear a piece of f… https://t.co/naUBthnfTS @MapleBacon2019 Our local hospital as well. Had to call paramedics for my grandfather, he was brought in around 4pm… https://t.co/TxvjXYMjHj @JenBretty Love your way 🖤Any friends who understand photos and can help me with something please DM me @ZackarysMama118 @HilaryDuff ICONIC
12/23
2020
I genuinely can’t sleep and kierans over here like https://t.co/f35azLAxQpAccording to my tik tok im a gay elder emo knuckle puck fan club member.
12/22
2020
Thank you to @spencerhenry and @cultltr for being the only thing in the last two weeks to distract me from the rapi… https://t.co/bSW7YFMnuN
12/21
2020
@daytoncarrie W O W. S A A A A A M E.
12/16
2020
I almost felt bad for my neighbors having to hear #Folklore on repeat for the last five months, but now they have s… https://t.co/XEZwj4cnNr
12/12
2020
Okay but how is @daytoncarrie feeling about #evermorealbum ???
12/11
2020
Ok. @BaileySarian this is a sign I need to buy it, right? https://t.co/92HQm5CBW4
12/8
2020
Every haircut Kieran looks more and more like @spencerhenry https://t.co/x9KMlEhUBe @chrissyteigen is the only reason I know how to cook. Preparing John’s Chili as we speak🙌🏻. https://t.co/UPy8hctm68
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @spencerhenry Honestly thank fuck you’re on Twitter again because I neglect it otherwise 🤷🏼‍♀️
12/2
2020
@IncredibleCulk can you spot the difference? He might be named after your brother, but he looks just like you, Mac.… https://t.co/bfQr9UEgHT
12/1
2020
YES DADDY PLEASE DESTROY HIM https://t.co/lIns5nnlj1
11/30
2020
My little boy says “please santa I want the JJ baby” before he goes to bed at night. And y’all selling the 20$ toy… https://t.co/ndIfKTJCR7
11/27
2020
I have begun creating memories with #folklore Whether it be dancing in the living room with my son to #Betty, bakin… https://t.co/xeG67VMkGlGetting to see Jack and Aaron talk through this album with her was incredible. There’s so many layers to this album… https://t.co/BKvLm30T0qMy son knows the songs, we sing along to them daily. Watching #folkloreOnDisneyPlus getting to see how… https://t.co/LJUJCTCoq1I’ve never loved an album as a whole based on the first note of the first song. I’ve never gotten goosebumps that s… https://t.co/cPhMsDolgPOkay but I’m having quite a lot of feelings about the long pond sessions. In July #folklore came out and knocked m… https://t.co/1PRsJM9OVb
11/25
2020
@EricBurrisWESH Finally🥶🥶🥶🥶 @oocsitcoms Abed. It will always be abed.I am so thankful for @taylorswift13 the folklore album and the Disney+ special. I cannot wait to scream every word… https://t.co/uDje6y77C0 @BaileySarian Please stop apologizing! We love you. Your mental and physical health are more important than Monday… https://t.co/quUpUZA5Th
11/24
2020
Twitter is just bi women wanting to peg straight men
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @JenBretty the smallest nugget is having his first cinnamon roll https://t.co/GiQqxJrDye @JenBretty YAAAAAAAS @BaileySarian Oh. @TheFranny Eagerly awaiting my payday @TheFranny Idk how the internet works 🤷🏼‍♀️ Truly ancientHow does one go about becoming a sugar baby?@ my sons father https://t.co/1uZfRPmU7tYou ever laughed cause you mad as hell?
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11/23
2020
Joe Biden every time he wins Georgia https://t.co/NfGlkiiGYe
Retweeted by Tay SaportaHonestly https://t.co/eGLqXcm2Q2
11/21
2020
Ever since I heard @TPAIN cover I don’t wanna be on the masked singer, not a day goes by I don’t wish I had that ve… https://t.co/1CsN3vQxoCOkay wait. I know I’m late to the party but are we just not going to talk about how spencer said the most relatable… https://t.co/XAZRRGUCFN
11/20
2020
Okay but why is the masked singer so good?
11/18
2020
https://t.co/mXfCJTECflAny of my friends have ghostbusters merch they are looking to get rid of?
11/17
2020
@lizaboth Animal crossing is the one for sure being purchased! Please help me play when I get it. I am video games dumb. @Gingeronastick I know nothing about the games, so lee them coming if you think of anything else 🖤Date men who communicate and apologize
Retweeted by Tay SaportaW H E E E E W😅 https://t.co/RMQfJuQc31Anyone with a switch, can you give me recommendations for games? Plz.
11/16
2020
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Retweeted by Tay SaportaMy son is so sweet today. I do not deserve this human 😭 @lexi_dot_gaypeg Context, I woke up with a migraine and took them without eating and I chugged a bunch of water.i n… https://t.co/9uE3iCVqNzI need someone to do medicine math for me. If I took 4 ibuprofen, and projectile vomited it up within an hour can I take more yet?WHY DO I FEE LIKE SUCH DEATH
11/13
2020
Me trying to get through the night 🤙🏻 https://t.co/ZBtcJ3BJtA
11/12
2020

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