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Joined Twitter 4/5/09


#BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/4ZTfY74FTNBernie tried peaceful revolution and yall told him to fuck off. Welcome to the revolution.
Retweeted by Tay SaportaDid some of you fuckers just sleep through history class or did you just grow up in the places that taught the vers… https://t.co/TQsPNQxDBm
Retweeted by Tay SaportaMy friend sent me this video he took from today’s #LAProtests . See how the protesters provoked the cops right befo… https://t.co/b0SwCQdtDP
Retweeted by Tay SaportaEvery single person who says “eVeRy LiFe MaTtErS” looks like a goddamn idiot.White people shoot up schools and get handcuffed and given a bulletproof vest to wear. Don’t fucking tell me there… https://t.co/idd4YL7V3n
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6/1
2020
I can’t be tamed. And by tamed I mean happy
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5/26
2020
is she hot or is she just mean to you
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5/22
2020
FOUR YEARS AGO. Thank you @MotionCityMusic @jcpmcs for everything. https://t.co/43AHn2n8qU
5/21
2020
@Gingeronastick https://t.co/fwckvHdX9u
5/16
2020
@ChristineLRM @RonDeSantisFL I haven’t gotten a cent. And it’s not changed from “submitted” the entire time.I graduated high school ten years ago today. GROSS.
5/15
2020
Anyone else randomly say “fuck Jude Harrison’s dad” or is it just me? @alexzjohnson #skin
5/13
2020
Take a moment to apologize to your body for your brain’s bullshit.
Retweeted by Tay SaportaEveryday that I don’t live in an ancient castle with a horrifying backstory is a day lost https://t.co/SeKzVc0xnw
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5/8
2020
@spencerhenry @cultltr can we please a zoom scream sesh or..? https://t.co/9Rd84VoXnpMe every 2 weeks: Okay THIS is the saddest I’ve ever been
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5/7
2020
And where’s hope when misery comes crawlin’ https://t.co/mJI4hi8wm9
4/28
2020
@kaylamarieboyer @spooky_t0fu This is GORGEOUS
4/17
2020
@thomasdecaro Please don’t buy box color. Please don’t go over 30 volume. Contact your hair stylist friends (🙋🏼‍♀️)… https://t.co/PjwOnOkqvq
4/12
2020
Why wouldn’t you retweet America’s sweetheart https://t.co/ZKiv0IAHT8Hi (I’ve never felt worse about myself in my whole ass life) how are ya? @MapleBacon2019 I’ve been rewatching. I myself think I am a britta-Troy hybrid“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @cobwebkitten How is that even a question. https://t.co/PX9TxtfuLe
4/11
2020
@spencerhenry 5’8
4/10
2020
@Loeybug Ugh that’s a whole mood. My happy plant is a monstera, and name them after horror characters.That @shanedawson @JeffreeStar pallete launch was the training I needed to survive the Florida unemployment site.*internally screaming*
Retweeted by Tay Saportaas my mental health deteriorates my lmaos get longer lmaoooooo
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4/9
2020
My back hurts but I deserve it
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4/8
2020
Fuck her ex husband. She’s gonna write a new fucking BANGER of an album and y’all better buy it. https://t.co/BXRmroe4GE
4/7
2020
Please someone for the love of god flirt with me I beg
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @jcpmcs Max has a valid point.
4/6
2020
@JenBretty PLEASE use that to put me out of my misery. @JenBretty I read this tweet aloud in anger and now my 2 year old is saying “jen bikini” and he’s a total Stan.
4/5
2020
Hey @spencerhenry our employer is refusing to pay us our EARNED wages! Can you dedicate an episode of cult liter to… https://t.co/PGbiAiDXil @JeffreeStar my friends and I work for the same company and we found this secret video last night. No one is gettin… https://t.co/3YDdr6NXWfHey guys! My employer put out a secret video saying we are not being payed our earned wages! So if you’re wondering… https://t.co/ofphCWmRcL
4/4
2020
@_____Dan______ Love you 🖤 @_____Dan______ Honestly I’m like .3 seconds from losing it but 🤷🏼‍♀️ @_____Dan______ Okay beech you’ve inspired me. Our grocery store actually had produce! Ima cook this afternoon once cub lays down.my only 3 quarantine moods https://t.co/7ZJsaaWiS0
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @_____Dan______ What’s in there? Gnocchi?Just wanna be a good mom, fuck a hot daddy, and everyone I love to survive the rona 🤷🏼‍♀️https://t.co/vtL0k1Cbu2
Retweeted by Tay Saportagrabbing my own titties just to feel somethin
Retweeted by Tay SaportaBabygirl you are too pretty to be asking a mf to act right
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @Loeybug Omg I got you girl 😉Wow https://t.co/mLGKnsinQNbernie sanders is 78. he should be self-isolating. he's not. he's fighting till his last breath for us. like we ex… https://t.co/nR4aIZSKdm
Retweeted by Tay SaportaHow many times can I surprise a 2 year old with different variations of blanket forts before he demands new entertainment?JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST FACETIME PEOPLE WITHOUT A HEADS UP
Retweeted by Tay SaportaWe can pump out half a million SuperBowl tee shirts for the losing team but we can’t make masks for motherfucking h… https://t.co/8aFht7t1Nq
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Retweeted by Tay SaportaI just chortled. At a not chortling hour. https://t.co/KYNvfOvBdK
4/3
2020
@TheFranny @Luvs Thank you! You guys too! @TheFranny @Luvs The ones I’m using now are my emergency ones. I’m truly worried.I still listen to this DAILY. https://t.co/uJVcTjQMnMHey @Luvs now that Florida is on lockdown, people have gone nuts and bought up everything. Is there a way you can t… https://t.co/X10gGmQkUMDOCTOR LEXI BROWN @lexilafleur https://t.co/y7AcWbyYYJ @d0isy @faithfitzy Okay wow you’re perfect 🥰 @GailWalden6 Wow a moodReading how @JeffreeStar is helping so many people on this planet right now is giving me faith in humanity, and hop… https://t.co/DGNvESRlKEOkay but is there anything better than this photo right now? #wholesome https://t.co/TKWQbcAooSNo income with a 2 year old right now y’all i could use it 😅 https://t.co/Z1on6hEgl1
4/2
2020
@shanedawson got so bored he opened my Snapchat from 5 weeks ago but not bored enough to reply to it 😂 @bradmondonyc Joe exotics cut and color.
3/31
2020
@spencerhenry while us Floridians are a plague as a whole, I did just come across this. https://t.co/6AugBF0PvlQuarantine day??? Day 14 without coconut @lacroixwater My child has abandoned all rules. The days are a blur. His… https://t.co/RDGV0j2Rq0 @lacroixwater 😂😂😂😂
3/30
2020
tested positive for sad
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @hosienation No offense to my own, but damn. That is a cute ass baby😂l🥰 @spencerhenry As an (unfortunate) Floridian I would personally like to apologize.
3/29
2020
In these trying times I have found myself without my favorite @lacroixwater please pray for me. @glamgawwd_1990 Okay but I’m in love 🖤if Carole Baskin really had nothing to hide she would have run against Joe Exotic for president /thread
Retweeted by Tay SaportaIsolation night in. @spencerhenry @cultltr https://t.co/1U2AW4ghxN
3/28
2020
Owen Gradys biggest fan isolates himself with all his friends. #JurassicWorldFallenKingdom on repeat today… https://t.co/k2a5oDoi7Q @TheLumberJew @Kaiabustah SameOkay. @GlamandGore I am taking your Living room video as inspiration. I have a Halloween obsessed 2 year old. Going… https://t.co/AgnuRpiDM0
3/27
2020
Kieran thinks this Indominus came from @toypalstv and keeps running around saying ‘this is rich and I’m back’ So,… https://t.co/YvCLJFIevHJust kidding there was an ankylosaurus on his lap 👍🏻My son is playing peak a boo with his lap? @spencerhenry Please can I buy one
3/26
2020
I wish I wasn't so goddamn mad all the time
Retweeted by Tay Saporta @GlamandGore https://t.co/xrlFx3pt1d @_macarony @AmericanExpress However will they survive without your full payment on time, Peter!?Ordered from my favorite local Chinese restaurant where I am called ‘Miss Taylor’ and where they ask about my son,… https://t.co/1PTL7xtVHrI just ordered an Edgar Allan Poe adult coloring book and called it an “essential” @mshelton4585 https://t.co/93wTEnafm6
3/24
2020
@magistermortua CLEARLY that was in the fine print of our agreement with themKieran does not like rice and beans. No longer sure he is my child. https://t.co/MkzUQWNBha @magistermortua I had to reset my internet 13 times. Let me repeat that THIRTEEN TIMES between 9am and 2pm. @magistermortua They called me and was like do this test in the phone. My Internet performance at the time they cal… https://t.co/zDqmFF7UroSpectrum is always GARBAGE but it is more garbage than usual. @tomhanks @RitaWilson @GlamandGore I’ve heard from tom hanks
3/23
2020
@chubecca @JCChasez @SarahSaryan @LanceBass @realjoeyfatone @IamCKirkpatrick @jtimberlake @mshelton4585 should I t… https://t.co/baHCgwGq95
3/22
2020

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