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Twitter Author | Not Serious

1,004 Following   4,019 Followers   30,218 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/16/13


If you watch one thing today, make it this💚 https://t.co/ts0bUkEhww
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Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺 @Sairish_ Gets like thatInmate is such a good TV series
12/14
2018
MCM this WCW that... SHAAAAAAAAAT UPPPPPPP
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺IS IT ME OR THE LIFESTYLE?CARD DECLINED 😂 https://t.co/YHYL1jRQLB
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺I don’t follow back chicks ima leader. She don’t wanna give blows she a diva She just wanna give blows to the reefaIf you ain’t gang then you can’t get a feature @BRlYAA Did I ask you?This is straight heat, if you can plug it hmu https://t.co/KraJxVya9aWhen someone speaks to me and their breath kicks https://t.co/sP7DZBZtiQYellow side is for wiping the tears of your WCW when she is washing the dishes https://t.co/4mRI2MQGjGMan turned the camera as his wife was about to speak 😂😂 https://t.co/MsguDsfpqNHer : you prolly got hoes Me: https://t.co/fMBLAXrbop
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺 @famousssjay THATS gang https://t.co/4RJOfOkzpZ @_thezmr It gets like that sometimesHow are socks a good present for guys? £6.99 for 12 pack Dunlop From Sports Direct I have my own thanks 😂- Car - House - A reply - A Degree - Fragrance - Tracksuit - wallet - Chain/Watch/Bracelet/Belt - Airpods -… https://t.co/TGRXJrxp9Z @sxqzldn LOOL90% I wrote that lool https://t.co/RKaKrFC7pf
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺When someone brings up your reckless tweets in person https://t.co/dlthdCTzWCJLS https://t.co/khxtnMmux0Soothing tunes in the morning >>>>>Sometimes you have to listen a song twice to fuck with it
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺 @KH1XZ Oh ur still alive? LOLBali, Indonesia https://t.co/0dlfFa5mJC
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Music taste varies from Jonas brothers SOS to Russ lightwork freestyle.How tf is it December already? Time flies when ur life is going absolutely no where
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Kanye really fell off after Life of PabloMiss those days you’d come to school with £2.50, Lucozades and cookies and leave with £30 and a detentionGyal wanna talk about wifey, she lucky I call her baeBad B come to the nizz and she looking all cute In her fendi printI put the trap before collegethis nigga was on a mission I’m crying lmaoo https://t.co/Ap81loLYiT
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺The first 50 seconds of the sundown tune is hard and then you have to change itDancing is a life skill
12/13
2018
If anyone can plug Nike Air Max 98 Sail hmuMarch/April uni students will start shaking when they realise it’s exam season and the time to catch up on lectures is overHolding a decent text and In person conversation is so importantThere is no type of music I don’t listen toShe Made This Lil Nigga Dance For 5Mins 😂😂😭😭😭 https://t.co/C2Vn2P6JXS
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺When you’re going through crisis, broke, behind on revision and heartbroken. But your boys wanna turn up https://t.co/V50VMoSCrReverybody gon die https://t.co/7dDXsk6UCI
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Salaam alaikum habibti https://t.co/EZE0u9G63N
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Please take some time out and feed the homeless near your homes this winter or donate some warm clothes 🙏🏽she say i’m a gyalist, but babe for you i talk to gyal less ❄️ - too tekky with itSTOP DONATING TORN CLOTHES STOP DONATING EXPIRED PRODUCTS STOP DONATING SPOILED ITEAMS just because they are p… https://t.co/EvuYYMDNrz
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺hmu if you’d be this loyal to me https://t.co/UAUr4aWbsw
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺This blind fan celebrating Salah’s goal after his friend tells him about the play is amazing! The beautiful game… https://t.co/IUL7x0ASRB
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺I grow it so I can blow itShe won’t risk it for a biscuit, but she’ll it for a bit splifffI can dance good for a white kidI pull up to feds saying “race me”Please take the pain away I did not pray todayyyy I been busy on my paper chase Baby I’ll be back home late today @_humxiza KMaddest Dreams @samiyahxali I deleted itWhen my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually
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12/12
2018
yike on urself bc self luv ya dig https://t.co/KJim8bOz6Q
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺I hope to see no traders asking me to make money from my phone in 2019. AmenDear 9-5 Y’all Won.RT if you are still a Virgin
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺I’m not, I’m just clapped. https://t.co/cmnk6pYqeEThe Muslims at work are always more excited about Christmas dinner than anyone else bmt 😂😂Park Royal Nando’s is the most elite Nando’s don’t @ meMe waiting for a Car to hit me or some tragedy to happen so I get a pay out and live my life happily ever after https://t.co/ozfFh5pZ5nHis first time riding without a car seat 😂 https://t.co/CilbjjouPd
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Live and maintainYou have to do a whole UKCAT test when applying for a job at LIDL smhWhen people start doing up chatty patty to you before 10am https://t.co/wKfAnkFU7UIt's beginning to look a lot like fuck this
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺*Hanging out with girls* My bro: “Who got change for 20 thousand? “ Me: https://t.co/BIYzfGCQov
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺She knows it’s best to remain, but reluctantly she feels she must leave. https://t.co/eLiZlz6Jj8
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Winter wonderland with the mandem it is xNeed to cop new rings, chains and grills soonThis country is in shambles https://t.co/JGc5pXeZ58I’m checking up on you and you’re moving like I’m asking for money with them replies kl snm https://t.co/W8C7r0RDEO
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺BAE said "come over, no one is home" so I came over and literally no one was home, not even her 😔😭
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺That one fish in the sea that you want, but can’t have.... https://t.co/QtqzWl8eGJ
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Girls when they stick their tongue out and smile is a tenten lookYoooo I’m there idc how much the tickets are https://t.co/RJ76YHfvI1
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺When you finish blowing her back out & you hear the door unlock & she says “oh guess my Dad is back from the Chelse… https://t.co/6svP3wjM9R
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺I LOVE THIS SONG https://t.co/Ekfz458HLA
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺My ‘it’s cool’ game real strong
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Man said 5 years. Ahhhh https://t.co/X5FMmWu8Onyo i thought he had socks on https://t.co/f7bqY2SuiD
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺When you see how moist a girl has made your boy https://t.co/WGacoNnc1p
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺Do you think we’ll all get leavers hoodies when we leave the EU
Retweeted by Tayyab ☻ 🌺MAN SAID KENYAN OLYMPIC WALKS https://t.co/MSSUDh2gUtYung Filly tune is cold bmtKilo Jugg, Roddy Ritch, Killy, 6lack, D Block, Meek Mill, 6ix9ine and Lil Baby ❄️❄️❄️❄️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I made a K today, I’ll put that down for a rainy dayI start developing the brum accent if it’s not £250k minimum. Stress https://t.co/S5Srdli4NVI eat soap if I have less than 6 figures in my bank https://t.co/OZladTrIaMMe in a difficult situation https://t.co/iGYY6S2wkWI been on the paper chase, baby I’ll be home late today JugggggggI just wanna understand why https://t.co/21C446GUsW
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12/11
2018
Does anyone remember playing pat ball ?
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12/10
2018

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