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Series of Desi-Muslim-words-arts-voter-things: #GoodMuslimBadMuslim, #MuslimVDay, @MishthiMusic, #RadicalLove, #GoodGirlsMarryDoctors

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Asking for duas for my health this Monday morning, if you are the praying type. I have a procedure on my cervix and… https://t.co/TDnHpUK7jx @darenmooko Lol, I'm okay for now, anti-capitalist tax wants to hack these machines.
7/13
2020
@krupali I have no idea but 7-11 had a sign at the register to not use coins.Hey. What would happen if I out an edible on the mousetraps?Anyways, I'm watching hack videos on YouTube right now...The nation has coin shortage in a viral pandemic yet you can't wash your clothes in apartment complexes without coins. #FreeTheLaundry!le hoang nguyen, a vietnamese-american community leader who i've known since childhood, used personal $ to put up t… https://t.co/gCiik96Poq
Retweeted by Taz Ahmednot following this rule is how the rationalist community ended up entirely run by skull-measurers https://t.co/1WDHdWDmqk
Retweeted by Taz AhmedAm I cake?every time I close my eyes I see that cursed watermelon ham
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed @raihan_ Mia at echoplex. Blink182 at USC quad. Offspring at San Bernardino boxing ring. Goapale at a small activism event.
7/12
2020
@jeanho https://t.co/RDYyqTkj22This might be a form of magical thinking but sometimes I ask myself, What would you do if you were already complete… https://t.co/NuxSFqvSAF
Retweeted by Taz AhmedEat the fucking rich https://t.co/b0d3yHWn1a
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed“And then god said, ‘but I sent you the ability to stop this just by wearing some cloth on your face and not being… https://t.co/gJiVHLYnJ1
Retweeted by Taz Ahmedthey don't really think schools are safe they just don't care who dies so long as a handful of people stay incalculably rich
Retweeted by Taz AhmedI spend a lot of time trying to warn people about this. Let's say it clearly and concisely. The American Right is… https://t.co/46q9xi6Keq
Retweeted by Taz AhmedAt this moment a U.S. passport grants you access to only 24 countries.
Retweeted by Taz AhmedAmerican Passports Are Worthless Now https://t.co/zldzhoR321
Retweeted by Taz Ahmedhonestly? i stan my female friends who just aren't that nice. lol... not nice to men, not nice to anyone. They may… https://t.co/p8JhgXg7f8
Retweeted by Taz Ahmedday 365 of quarantine https://t.co/nHGFa3gddC
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7/11
2020
A mouse went under my sofa right when we were about to start recording a podcast - so, it was very important to del… https://t.co/quWL6iKFubWanna know how my time watching Hamilton is going? Listen to the next @DailyZeitgeist - I'll be giving my opinions… https://t.co/cMuBmULOgS @HSCactor I would always fast forward through the music of Bollywood movies. @HSCactor I think i hate musicals. @danilic I've rewound it 3 times and fell asleep 3 times. I can only follow along because i have the wiki page summary open.I can't believe I'm still watching this. Why is this so long? @jdarnbro Ive had to rewind it 3 times so far. And slept through 20 minutes of it.Hamilton is a really depressing watch when you are living in 2020 with Trump as president and in the middle of a pandemic with no end.I'm watching while I have subtitles on and a wikipedia entry of the synopsis open.Is there a Cliffnotes for Hamilton? 2 hours and 40 minutes just seems too long. @everythingloria Hi! There are so so many! Would love to make intros!"Please, Allah" "Allah? He's not going to help you now." Police mock a brother begging for his life, moments befo… https://t.co/SCzLd9KMNP
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed @DinoRay I spent $133 at Trader Joe yesterday and I have nothing to eat now.
7/10
2020
✨ Supermajority Ed. Fund has created a FREE 5-week training program for leaders to learn how to create positive cha… https://t.co/qzqyNRHgyH
Retweeted by Taz AhmedBREAKING: The Supreme Court has handed President Trump a giant defeat — ruling that he is not “categorically immune… https://t.co/XlhutenroK
Retweeted by Taz AhmedI am screaming https://t.co/SsR4aJihIL
Retweeted by Taz AhmedExciting news: The Jungle Prince, my piece about one of Delhi's great legends, a mysterious family who lived in a r… https://t.co/98tvTcLfQe
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed @atifateeq WOW. That's a lot of beard. @trishrothgeb What comes after tiktok?I just had a dream where I got a book deal.Jeff Bezos received a 245k loan from his parents in 1995 to help stop the early Amazon company from going under, th… https://t.co/YMXItxniHH
Retweeted by Taz AhmedTea from 1918 right here. https://t.co/pWFr8QrRU8
Retweeted by Taz Ahmedwanna start connecting with your ancestors? start saying “thank you so much for loving and protecting me.” every si… https://t.co/1mCBWxFZPb
Retweeted by Taz AhmedI just screamed because it is 1am and I saw a mouse scurry by while I was on the toilet. @Mammondy ForeverI practically had a heart attack watching 4 people blow out 90 candles on a birthday cake on Episode 1 of Tales of the City.Remember back in the days of The Before when we would blow out candles on cake and then we would cut pieces of the… https://t.co/dDqt6QPjMi @XochitlJulisa Have you watched Desperado on Netflix yet? It is a must but only after you finish season 7. @XochitlJulisa Oh just watch it! The season without Jess is my favorite, I love the CeCe storyline and Winston just keeps getting weirder.The 1993 version of Tale if the City is a doozy. I need to process episode 6 with someone.Anyways. I bought the Cotton Candy grapes.So, are the Gummy Bear Grapes at Trader Joe's - are they Grapes that taste like Gummy Bears that are Grape flavored… https://t.co/eBdqzWBxsPunfortunately we will not cover the medicine that keeps you from throwing up from pain every month. but we have a g… https://t.co/HgJkmRWohH
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7/9
2020
@jesthevu Imagine if she met Claudia Kishi. @Ayesha_Mattu Oh noes. Making duas, too. @lifewithBianca Tell. Me. About. It.Procrastinating getting my 3rd covid test...need to get it done before my next doctor visit and truly can't believe… https://t.co/XnEWi5aUCb @jennyyangtv I think they got famous over their toast and jam. As much as I like to hate on them, I actually truly… https://t.co/Te9vupLuiY @Nsaidi2 Did you click the link? What did it say?Watch all these abuser show up next month "Baby it wasn't me, it was the covid speaking"Does this explain my family going crazy? Like actually crazy? https://t.co/zIeviPKUICThere were many points in Donald Trump's life, a life marked, at ALL points, by the serial, predatory abuse of girl… https://t.co/rIQCVsE0cY
Retweeted by Taz AhmedWith Trump, he has no interest in fighting the pandemic or saving lives. His main concern is making the economy wor… https://t.co/ToH9rs0LMB
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed @lil_lost What's the point in testing if it takes this long?No one asked but I wanted to share my experience traveling to Taiwan this past week to highlight what Taiwan is doi… https://t.co/t6Azq5diZz
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7/8
2020
@radbrowndads Thaaaaaaaanks Im old now. @qudsiaraja We should compare notes and see how much Satan came up in each other's estrangement. @ItsAllyVega You too? @kausartheperson @meuceph @dustlight_co I knew you would be the one! @solarshami thank you! @Ayesha_Mattu Thank you, miss you! @traciglee thank you! @ZahraComedy @djrekha https://t.co/rbq6lJEK67 @djrekha So much fun - you made it legendary! @e_simone_e Me too!The word "vagina" is a word that means the "covering of a sword" and was named by a man. Thank you @MaythaAlhassenhttps://t.co/7FKqcqwjgfTHINK LIKE AN EPIDEMIOLOGIST: why are COVID deaths *still* not going up 3 weeks after case counts started increasin… https://t.co/DzPFznyRRg
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed"Sometimes it takes a while to unburden your various anxieties of influence, to stop admiring others and to get on… https://t.co/0hPSuALovR
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed @lockshin @AITA_reddit It's mind blowing to me - I didn't grow up in a culture where someone could make that much m… https://t.co/1zma8IauAqWe’ve been quietly anticipating/battling this for months. I’ve practically gotten a second degree in immigration la… https://t.co/r5NnwPlKcO
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed @RobertTres Imagine the feeling of learning about gravity.A great thread of insights abt ICE’s latest move to jeopardize the futures of thousands international students and… https://t.co/vKRbR9CIHH
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed @TheOtherAnil @AITA_reddit Is that is what is going on? Like my poor dad gave hundreds of dollars a month away to f… https://t.co/2teXXa7Lbe @AITA_reddit She makes seven figures at the age of 30yrs old - that's a million dollar annual income. I don't think… https://t.co/ZRFAhj32USHere's a short film I directed starring the indescribably talented @kausartheperson and @maazyali. We shot it over… https://t.co/DhGxtb0lCg
Retweeted by Taz Ahmed @LudovicSpeaks Facebook Birthdays. @ktzhu Tell me about it. Still processing. @ktzhu my sister blocked me on her birthday in March. Which, given she says she's speaking to satan now, might have been a good decision.How do exes have a radar to know to show up with you are going through a shitty point in life.Especially the toxic people in your lives. https://t.co/Ub4MHwJBPuThis eclipse has brought up so many feelings of unlovability/ feeling small. It’s hard when I know those things are… https://t.co/EbiH1P4asg
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7/7
2020
@shaileygb you too, huh.The birthday gift of family estrangement. @meuceph @dustlight_co @kausartheperson might
7/6
2020
@skyywise Independent voter. Also I cant imagine it will be difficult for a man that rich to signature gather.Holt shit, I gotta hand it to her, Elon's mom really embraced the villainess aesthetic. This is exact what an apart… https://t.co/SJddUYCfTm
Retweeted by Taz Ahmedno president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself
Retweeted by Taz AhmedHear me out - don't you think Kanye will be pulling Trump votes and not Biden votes?I remember kids telling my why the Confederate flag was good, and l was so confused because I had just moved from I… https://t.co/OMNxZi9aYw
7/5
2020

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