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Great Coffee, Awful Puns, and Warm Hugs. Wear a fuckin mask. Defend good people. Distrust wealth. (he/him/they/them)

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Joined Twitter 12/9/08


@jwilker Oof. 😔On the left, an old photo of settlers posing on a mountain of buffalo skulls, killed to starve the Plains people to… https://t.co/FibkSEC4vb
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @snipeyhead Also the delight of reading a positive review from you, with your one-star Twitter handle is almost as delightful as the film 😆 @snipeyhead It’s almost like the plot holes were part of the plot. I loved it.CH3353 Lolololololol These are brilliant! https://t.co/79BsgnQ8Ru @tehloserprince Monk skeleton surrounded by impulse buys and stolen beer. @Remember_Sarah @Typhoid_Mari_ You get FIVE choices. Only five. Unless you’re far from a city center. Then you get maybe three at most. @MattNippert @drjulie_b Oh shoot! Because then, they’d have to work for YOU! 🔥 @ecologyofgavin As a chaotic good, I feel really underrepresented here.
10/19
2020
Synth wave never died. It just went into hibernation for 30 years. Like a weird keyboard cicada.Woke up thinking about forced separation of families and how, when reunited, the children often scream hatred at th… https://t.co/MYc07Lmk2vI don’t have training in journalism, so let me just say that as a consumer of journalism, this is an absolute maste… https://t.co/PK28eTMDs7Extremely dangerous #CalwoodFire just north of Boulder, CO directly affecting WUI right now. I have observed multip… https://t.co/5EwFt5YbHb
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter.
10/18
2020
... although if you're wondering what those HUGE cities are in North Dakota, they're not cities. They're natural… https://t.co/ctqDVxntHZ
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @heatherswan @iansilverii Better believe my ballot’s already in. I’m salty that I had our options were o&g money or a bootlicker. Alas @iansilverii @heatherswan Seriously! We have been watching him, his inaction, his complete dismissal of his constituents! He’s awful.This is the narrative that many in #copolitics will want to push once Cory gets trounced. There was nothing he coul… https://t.co/yLmsm87rO3
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter.Hey guys if we could not be terrible at this right as flu season is starting and hospitals are already going to be… https://t.co/G5WI2lS7TQ
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter.this legit looks like a video of toddlers in dress up i am crying https://t.co/MPcLJcEcfE
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter.Delete your facebook account. https://t.co/7YYpXuDdLT
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @EricaJoy I initially read this a Coraline. https://t.co/0w9frJTLJt
10/17
2020
@ellievhall Fred wouldn’t’ve said this. He would’ve found a way to be kind to you. But I can only strive to be as… https://t.co/csdL1P8HLcA short poem: Remember when folks were trying to say that philanthropy does not negate the way billionaires explo… https://t.co/WlAZeAAhMV
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @TwoLemonades Right I’m speaking of those who won’t speak openly due to shyness, impostor syndrome, or any other re… https://t.co/sKBInAs6Bm @BadAstronomer Is there an equivalent to a neutral density filter (like photographers use) for these devices? If n… https://t.co/qOO8sXEomh @TwoLemonades Knowing the relevant audience cuts down on noise for everyone. (And we know too much noise means noth… https://t.co/V24snzpa2V @TwoLemonades I think I see what you’re going for here but it misses a huge opportunity. Most of my peers aren’t ou… https://t.co/f52EywM0hUBoomer is making a spooky table! If you’ve been waiting for this recipe like I have, hit the DM for a dodo code.… https://t.co/AFqA10Wq9J
10/16
2020
Time for a truth bomb. PhDs are a pyramid scheme in America. There are far more PhD training spots than tenure trac… https://t.co/QGc3FVf1mI
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @AllisonLCarter Warhol Exposed. The raw nakedness of it is just ... https://t.co/ASzEaTWpYR @AllisonLCarter Can I tag artdecider for my own amusement? JK. It's art. I don't need anyone else to tell me that.Exhibit A: Corvids. All of them. Those mofos are the party mode of the bird world. You ever seen a Magpie just cut… https://t.co/F6qJwnngke @drjulie_b @ChartreuseMug Are we making guesses? Creamed corn. @sehurlburt Gentleness and kindness are in such short supply. I'm wishing you the space and peace to exist in your way. @stevekinney So ... I should .... give up this cloning project?Portmanteau of the day: Deathinately A reminder that the only assurance in life is its ultimate cessation. @ClayCrucible @Nerdyplatypus @pawsvt I implore you to put more focus on it next time. It’s so critical. @beakerbarnes Google “[judge name] controversy” to see the most interesting stories from each. I’m JeffCo, so of l… https://t.co/hzM9dzn20Z
10/15
2020
@JoeBiden @MelanieLybarger Come thruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuTo everyone who is barely hanging onto their homes, who has lost a loved one to COVID-19, who has no way to pay the… https://t.co/kdnUngpzMa
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter.One of my dearest friends is not sure whether she will vote for Biden and I am speechless. Don't believe the polls.… https://t.co/PILjc1PxrU
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter.I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your political signs are getting stolen, mix vaseline with glitter and… https://t.co/4XPUq1xUuA
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @ErynnBrook You are correct. Not much more to say. That's just spot on perfect precision math.I’m just gonna say it, Amy Coney Barrett adopted those Black kids as political props and shields against any accus… https://t.co/2NbOCR0HQO
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @sodaZen I love that twitter's like "Hey, some of the awesome people you follow replied to this. I'll just put thos… https://t.co/EbGQQwWQ56 @CoryGardner Dude how little attention do you think we've been paying to ... [ gestures wildly at your entire term ] @lzzcat I gotta say, it's nacho finest moment. @nikicaga Baaaaaahhahahahaha As a Coloradan well familiar with Hickenlooper, this is just ... amazingly funny to m… https://t.co/pvk4Tv7TE7
10/14
2020
Huh. First time I've seen a red name from my @ShinigamiEyesT extension and... checks out. Fortunately, it's an acc… https://t.co/6gnQch57qFoh great, now I'm going to say "What the vug" every time I see a particularly shocking crystal cathedral or geode.… https://t.co/RqQ8dhkfJg @FossilLocator @mikamckinnon OH GREAT now I'm going to say "What the vug" every time I see a crystal cathedral or geode. Thank you!! @saronyitbarek Curses! So it's just me and this useless fucking 'art of the deal' book I guess... You've got me SU… https://t.co/yFV0SbGPmE @AlaskaJill tried watching CANNOT WATCH @saronyitbarek Now I want to audit a negotiations class. Can you ask your prof, who clearly knows pedagogy, what fr… https://t.co/rLUaJ8b860 @MO_242 JitB tacos use mostly TVP (texturized vegetable protein), an early love of the vegetarian/vegan hippies. R… https://t.co/IrAwEHpq5s @ForecasterEnten I'm seeing SO MANY PEOPLE who line right up with you on that. I don't understand it. I don't want… https://t.co/oqzEp5Cb1z @annelogged ...... @annelogged Would we REAAAAAALLY call it dying? (Yes, yes we would.)The U.S. government is actively destroying O'odham land and treating them cruelly for having the nerve to protest i… https://t.co/Zy70lukT0F
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @mcmsharksxx @HistoryColorado We learned that Pike’s Peak was called Tava-Khav long before white folks came by. Tho… https://t.co/8UisHbYoah @mcmsharksxx The replies to this are bananas. Was your question rhetorical? People aren’t answering. I’m learning… https://t.co/PM0Ow845AaUnreal watching the GOP ram Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v Wade while Trump crows about t… https://t.co/qFD86nfSkA
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @melissius I miss music festivals but not shows??? Like I wanna take the kids to Riot Fest but I honestly prefer w… https://t.co/Rqe2Hm9NAX @LaSeletzky @laurenthehough Swear to god I was sweeping, totally sober, mind you, and thought, “Brooms are magic.”… https://t.co/8hUNPs58vHOh! WAIT WAIT is the NPR show / podcast @waitwait! I didn’t tag it in the first tweet because capslock was more important 😂Ayyyy! Happy belated birthday!“This is why the best place for your cats is inside.” THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW YOU!!! Such a graceful way of integrati… https://t.co/NVWnvoCdgoThis isn’t news to hum, buuuuuut… OMG @JasonWardNY IS ON WAIT WAIT!!!!! He’s an owl! He’s amazing! The peregrine… https://t.co/g4tJydiFYn
10/12
2020
@1followernodad Thoughts & prayers @isosteph That’s the whole thing. It’s neat, having looked in to archaic English and seeing how busy and cluttered… https://t.co/IKgEOfiN62A punk band full of women of color and a black lead singer? Yeah. I love everything about this. https://t.co/UWmKFbJ2wc
Retweeted by Terry says: Black Lives Matter. @westsidewastoid @casciato He was spraying mace or pepper spray at the guard who shot him. That seems to be a preferred tactic of one side… @TomBlock_FS @fundstrat @carlquintanilla @pkedrosky Orange car forever. Same reason. 🧡I still can’t tell how much of the Weknowdis bit was scripted. It’s so damn good.And even if you hate him, hit their Youtube for Weekend Update. It is exceptionally good, and Burr doesn’t make an appearance.I see all the criticism of Burr, and I want to address it with respect to my praise of tonight’s episode… He was u… https://t.co/R1IZY6g0ax @MollyJongFast @casciato It’s almost like they have a type.Remember to set up contact tracing on your phone!it’s just two quick steps! Oh. https://t.co/0mDS3nGTtU https://t.co/vIm05CBVJzLess shocking the second time around! 😳 😂 ➡️ 😆 The subtle nods stand out more. “Stand up here with me and take y… https://t.co/FH7y8xasDNTIME FOR SNL REPLAY!!! @poete_maudite NTA for sure Also this post is so perfect @DubyaWife @nbcsnl Yes @DubyaWife I had no idea who he was. He looks familiar, but… blank stare. @TOPolk IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!Y’all. For REAL Bill Burr is who I needed to host SNL this weekend. I had no idea. This episode is amazing. @shezgotyouhigh @QueenofTacos The mech suit comment! @shezgotyouhigh @QueenofTacos This is exactly what I needed right now. @harryphood @darujones (I went with the handle, in case Alex was a holiday theme.) 😂 @harryphood @darujones YOU ARE BOTH SO COOL. Thanks for answering, Harry! @DubyaWife I damn near woke the kids just yelling about it. Still not done freaking about it!!WHO IS DRUMMING with JACK WHITE RIGHT NOW?? HE IS SO COOLWho is Bill Burr’s handler? Yo. Work on your guy’s posture, there. No, like can you get him someone?😂 😂 😂 https://t.co/yeJVVhFMDR @lucyleid i learned a little while ago that just anybody can go buy liquid nitrogen, too. You don’t need a special… https://t.co/XVHCmWiHvbObviously what I need from you is immaterial. I just appreciate what you’re doing out there. @ChefNephiCraig Chef, I’m going to need you to set up sharing from your Instagram to your Twitter so I can catch al… https://t.co/PuJhZzFzueI implore you to watch this film at your earliest possible convenience. https://t.co/U8GwU25ccf
10/11
2020
@renslaer @keshawnrants Credit to creators who can riff on an idea and create something original from it, but I’ve… https://t.co/DciU9Xoyfn @Astro_Limno This photo is outstanding. I love the whole post, but that photo stopped me in my tracks! Well done. @keshawnrants The things done by people who lack original thought… They’re beyond our grasp, beyond our conception.
10/10
2020

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