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stay at home daughter // alt @bbqsauceonmy69

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Joined Twitter 2/11/10


@MichaelJordyn @DrakePlsFuckMe bro I second this I ordered a pair from them a size bigger than I wear to be safe an… https://t.co/jLXrLRr6D1 @mariokartdwi 👍🏻 https://t.co/1VoSrtp11d @Skoog *chants* skoogs decor skoogs decor SKOOGS DECOR SKOOGS DECOR
4/6
2020
@DrakePlsFuckMe chudly my condolences....
4/4
2020
@badboychadhoy king @hotsadbitch worlds biggest sweetie alert https://t.co/OaRyEbO0Imalso I would like to make a counter point. I usually have my hair blonde do your name selections change after seein… https://t.co/aGrXLrkLfd @_Olivia_V__ god I wish that was my name @tuffbroad69 hahahaha my name is leahI would just like to put it out there that my name is Leah 👍🏻 @ballerguy I can see her being me @takemearchie this is a cool one @angelajeaninee that’s my dad and brothers name LMFAOOO @tylerchewy hiiiiiiiiiiii @destinamachina thank you!!!! it’s by free people! @BeefedUpStud here he goes...Mrs. Litoris https://t.co/69nNaDQmOe
Retweeted by sergeant dick lips the third @nxahpriebx my middle name is grace and my dad calls me gracie :) @baidab333 my name is leah :) @prettylilmyers @LeggoMyGregggo https://t.co/HRJnVBQSXZ @prettylilmyers @LeggoMyGregggo jess I would also like to address that I forgot to wish you a happy birthday HAHAHA… https://t.co/cBOvHvn5B6 @LeggoMyGregggo STOP I FELT EVEN WORSE TODAY because my dad asked how you were bc his friends son is a nurse in new… https://t.co/h8sPzUfxx5 @hilaryduff4lyfe MY QUEEEEEENNNNNN @LeggoMyGregggo greg I forgot to wish you a happy birthday and ive felt bad about it ever since @doyalikebaileys this is chic I could be her @doyalikebaileys changing my legal name to BaileysMyWifeWhoIsBeautiful Thompson @toxicladyinc LMFAOOOO @HammerFist3 cynthia 🤔 perhaps it could be @maddychilds this is a nice answersome of these replies are so insulting but i’m not going to say which ones because that would be mean to those who have those names 👍🏻 @HammerFist3 what kind of sick shit is this @cuahchicqueh this is pretty @BeefedUpBaddie the only right answerwhat do we think 🤔 https://t.co/bmEK4SYpog
4/3
2020
@BakeJilger https://t.co/nysMkpE1ppI do not want to see chris christie in baseball pants
4/1
2020
a boyfriend is just a reply guy whom you’ve allowed into your home
Retweeted by sergeant dick lips the third @itsnotusher @JazlynRamirez @Ramis_Farooqui @dkildare_ @_Nikki_F_ kang.... @itsnotusher @JazlynRamirez @Ramis_Farooqui @dkildare_ @_Nikki_F_ i miss the lady at yong lang street who thinks my name is katie 😔
3/31
2020
that’s kristen wiig https://t.co/CdtOiMYkKv
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3/24
2020
therapist: ill-fitting suit chicago mayor isn’t real, she can’t hurt you i’ll-fitting suit chicago mayor: https://t.co/BuI7igP7wA
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3/22
2020
@nxtvxkxng viking where did you go in delaware @jodieegrace she do! @jodieegrace LMFAOO it’s okay that’s what i get for never reading anyone’s caption @jodieegrace HAHAHAHAH i’m embarrassed that I liked this
3/21
2020
@jodieegrace LMFAOOOOOO AGSJDJFKTOEOWcan someone tell me who miss thang is at 47 seconds about to pop a hemorrhoid https://t.co/b0Zt2juAT6
3/20
2020
Toad has died of Coronavirus https://t.co/4osyisB4A1
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3/17
2020
if u ever smoke w me and i go mute and start twitching dont be concerned im just Vibing
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3/7
2020
why do i always have to cry while i’m on the toilet I’m sitting there sobbing into my hands thinking about my dead… https://t.co/jVZW8ug2Wz
3/6
2020
hump day baby you know what that means i’m showing up to work with peanut butter all over my shirt https://t.co/F61GFWxDxT
3/4
2020
just remembered i have great taste in all things. picture unrelated https://t.co/jQjg8vYzFU
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3/3
2020
@doyalikebaileys maybe i’ll go back and get him for your *checks calendar* st patrick’s day presentcheck out miss thang in the corner giving me the once over https://t.co/LyB1CWnyAdhow he taunts me with that shit eating grin... https://t.co/9nWSeqzunj
2/28
2020
@YeetMeSoftly he is!good night to asian bulldog only https://t.co/fI2cLs8r8ZMargot definitely bit people https://t.co/KUCepCI1IQ
Retweeted by sergeant dick lips the third @pienar I love a spread! appetizer dinner is elevated living
2/27
2020
did somethin stupid by accident again but that’s jazz baby https://t.co/Iu0yqyWKEf @HxransLatte @Harry_Styles @HSHQ what did he order we need to know what he ordered.....https://t.co/j2FPcWvtclHARRY STYLES IS AT THE WAWA BY MY HOUSE this is not a drill I am going into shock i’m just pacing In a circle tryin… https://t.co/oVe26T2qvT
2/26
2020
@BigTucsonDad https://t.co/mo4O8gfqT3 https://t.co/GIJGnh7e3Fpray for my friend mister wasp nothin wrong with him he just got a joint up his ass https://t.co/noOkwxLdLt @BigTucsonDad please hold one moment @_alyson_morgan it’s very fitting for me @thatoneleafgirl love youuuu <3333what are you wearing “jake from state farm” https://t.co/ryUJ2NiNGY @thatoneleafgirl PRECIOUS SAVVY
2/25
2020
honorable mention squirrel leah https://t.co/3oEpIH6t4N @ar1e11e queen! thank you! @badboychadhoy https://t.co/P7cRjNMoCqlittle me.... big me.... https://t.co/0FtpkWpQPi https://t.co/Btqlgg5dzp @BeefedUpBaddie always in your corner chud 🤝 @badboychadhoy sometimes things just sneak out and roll down your cheeks 👍🏻 @BeefedUpBaddie as you should!!!!!! @badboychadhoy 3 days later, still can’t sleep thinking about potion picture... https://t.co/r1ZbwVfiOY
2/24
2020
thinking about her https://t.co/U1zqOjgivs
2/22
2020
@BakeJilger adding secret garden soundtrack to things to listen to on jakes roof 👍🏻 @BakeJilger LMFAO i’m so mad I said potion picturelaying on my bed facedown, zoinked out of my mind listening to the secret garden original potion picture soundtrack… https://t.co/W5f3O94iCh @braincelltwo let’s hear it for mister buttermilk! @kvolks16 https://t.co/SRVgDUmrcJfeet up, sack out, cheese in hand....this is gods country https://t.co/spg67LjUlMme- having sex family feud board- makin whoopi!inside you are two wolves https://t.co/Tl2XE4WX8A
2/21
2020
@jazz_inmypants @taylvr eli I have yet to recoverthe thing I am looking forward to the most when I move to nyc is befriending a local bodega cat, one with a dicey p… https://t.co/QtmD5VEc2n @taylvr brace yourself chudly *salutes* https://t.co/9nMOvkOQbY https://t.co/MgMewFE7V9don’t do that you will cut your hands https://t.co/NVWJFcNsQjplease stop retweeting the video of the man with the incredible legs doing a flip wearing heels and then turning in… https://t.co/Y38FUlNf79 @notjoshdenson simply letting loose, leaving all his worries behind him
2/20
2020
mister frog off that yayo goin absolutely buck wild yes sir!somethin bout this fella just screams AYEEEE https://t.co/SWplBNpaNLbusy don’t text https://t.co/je2hvUWPTKit’s always “you up 🤔?” and never “would you like to watch a 1 hour asmr soap cutting compilation video with me”
2/19
2020
@mynameisoldgreg omg mooshie I love that I weep
2/18
2020

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