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I'm a hustler baby, I just want you to know. It ain't where I been, but where I'm bout to go.

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Joined Twitter 4/18/12


From 3-7pm: -pho, eggrolls, wontons -cheese curds, cauliflower bites -steak tartare, pot de creme And then we deb… https://t.co/vDB1awxOSGI ate way too much food yesterday. 😖
11/4
2019
Went from uninspired & unmotivated to booking 7 candle events 🥳
11/1
2019
First haircut since December 🙌🏽I wonder if someone’s humming to this song or if that’s really just the music...
10/30
2019
@Desdamona1 Check out Nail Ninja in St. Louis Park. They’re all bomb and wouldn’t do you like that.
10/25
2019
Addicted to “Baby” on Netflix. I watched season 1 last year & it wasn’t until the 5th episode or so that I realized… https://t.co/TjBO2qymTdThis chick said she was from Nebraska and followed it up with “oof da”.... okay lady.
10/19
2019
Plantinum fire hydrants in Bev Hills, what the hell?!
10/18
2019
@LillyTheLegend Mold. 😖 Make that move! And if he “fixes” it, make sure he doesn’t just paint over it. Who knows what’s behind the wall.10/10 would recommend https://t.co/HtzOEZ1DlA https://t.co/RbhzqEjjfgMy hotel is down the street from a @DelTaco. I gotta go for Frankie (@GraceandFrankie)!Jk. I got a burrito.Passing on a breakfast burrito. Who would’ve thought this day would come.
10/15
2019
Yesterday, I had 2 dishes for brunch. For dinner, I had a salad followed with banana cream pie. Balance. 🧐
10/13
2019
I will never not love this clip. 1. Beyoncé’s wig...girl 2. Mariah visibly wanting to just go home 3. Miley...doin… https://t.co/uzmhutrvvN
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10/10
2019
Shoutout to @KARE11 for telling the Gray Duck story last night at @Skaalvenn Distillery! The past year of business… https://t.co/AQA1gojRXE
Retweeted by carolI’ve been researching gruesome looking party food to make since last halloween. Feetloaf, toxic mac & cheese, mummy… https://t.co/tz7Ddb9M72I love me a Halloween themed food party.
10/9
2019
@_K_N_Z_ Yes!!! You’re doin it right! Happy birthday!! 😘
10/6
2019
@HashtagSterf Matt just told us about it!!! We’ll be in to see you soon, hopefully.
10/1
2019
@HashtagSterf Tell those bitches compliments aren’t gonna help feed Ponzo. Where are you working?
9/30
2019
@HashtagSterf The worst!!!
9/27
2019
I can’t believe grape swishers are still a thing. What a waste. The herb, not the wrap. 🤮
9/26
2019
@LillyTheLegend Block. I don’t have time for that.
9/19
2019
@JuliansoteJM Whaaaat?! Congratulations!! So happy to hear this!
9/9
2019
I can’t believe people waste their money on frozen grapes at the fair. 🤷🏻‍♀️ pro tip- buy some fuckin grapes & thro… https://t.co/vEIZ0JdGbJ
8/25
2019
@jodyinreallife 😩😩😩 they’d pull my pants down! Lol
8/24
2019
@SayItValencia I meant to vote 70-79 but my finger slipped and hit the first option! 😩
8/7
2019
@LillyTheLegend She offered to go in at 6am for me. I love getting my nails done but I also enjoy my sleep. She is the ultimate ninja!
8/1
2019
Oh shit! Fast & Furious marathon on FX!I’m all about that juice life after being in Kauai. 💥Can’t take me anywhere. Spent so much money on mediocre stadium food 😩
7/28
2019
Totally ordering a burrito for delivery when I land. 💁🏻‍♀️🤤Can’t wait for my kitties to great me at the door!
7/24
2019
@LillyTheLegend Views 🤣I don’t want our honeymoon to end 😩😞
7/23
2019
Sunset > sunrise any day tho, so whatevs.I shot a time lapse of the sunrise only to watch it & realize it’s in normal video function. 🤦🏻‍♀️
7/22
2019
I ordered a martini on the plane and realized that it wasn’t even 10:30 yet. Oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️
7/16
2019
It’s 12:30 and I’ve eaten 3 times already.
7/13
2019
@HashtagSterf @NextPotModeI Lol. We whole crew is here. We’re on Oahu for a wedding then fly out to Kauai for the honeymoon. @NextPotModeI Ooooh! We just got here. Will report back in 2 weeks!
7/10
2019
I wasn’t exagerating or joking last night..... after the Earthquake thousands of bees were vibrating on the floor a… https://t.co/zFsP31a6Qv
Retweeted by carol @_K_N_Z_ They say it’s good luck. It happened to me 3 times in one year tho... guess you could say I was super lucky 🤣🤣🤣
7/7
2019
Went to dinner and didn’t take a single picture of my food. Did I even eat?
7/6
2019
My nail tech is using hella oil on my legs. She probably thinks I’m ashy as fuck.One week until honeymoon bliss!
7/3
2019
Sunday vibin on some new test products. Homegrown organic sage and rosemary for your smudging needs. #soycandlehttps://t.co/JY67gqIzNg
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7/1
2019
I want 2 “tall” drinks. “how bout you make it a venti instead?” Because I need to small drinks. Thanks. Nice try on the upsell 🤦🏻‍♀️
6/29
2019
Told my boss I wanted the night off so I could crank the a/c and snuggle under a blanket since the house will be to… https://t.co/oDvxgPOKvCI threw up so fucking much last night/this morning, I think I tweaked my back. 😩
6/28
2019
@HashtagSterf Something along the lines of 300 food pics, & 1 photo of us.We’re going on our honeymoon. No you cannot join us. Duh! 🤦🏻‍♀️ @_K_N_Z_ I replied to a story with a pic and my friend took a screenshot of it. I’ve never noticed it when it’s a IG story screenshot tho.Ope. Instagram has screenshot notifications on messages.
6/24
2019
@DjAdvance Together for 11 years w/ 1 year marriage anniversary coming up. Nothing changed except for my last name.… https://t.co/edaNXbpYdbSo fucking stressed I could puke.
6/21
2019
Okay, that @LanaDelRey “Summertime” cover is 🔥
6/19
2019
Left the house for the day and 2 hours later, I realize my dress is SUPER short. 😖😣 @LillyTheLegend Can I actually revote? Dye your hair. You’ve been wanting and talking about it for a minute!I waste so much time crushing candy. I remember why I deleted the app now.
6/12
2019
Summer vacation!! No more 5:45am alarm 🥳
6/10
2019
Posted on all 3 IG accounts all before noon. Whew! 💁🏻‍♀️
6/7
2019
Okay, watermelon bubble tea- not as bad as I thought it’d taste. It’s actually pretty damn tasty.
6/5
2019
My boss made me go to work last night. I’m so thankful. I missed him and my coworkers so much.
6/1
2019
Shaved my legs but not my armpits. Moisturized my face but not my legs. Did my hair but put a hat on. #balanceBout to be June and my lilacs are JUST starting to bloom.
5/31
2019
I’m not sure if I like my Tom’s. If I return them, will they take their shoes back from the child in need?This morning’s sun reminds me of the color you’d shade it in elementary school.My skin is breaking out so bad. Memorial Day weekend took a toll on my health/body.
5/30
2019
He’s a piece of shit. Stop supporting him! https://t.co/eHcqo4ukU4I still needed food, so I ended up at Boludo and got some empanadas. 🤷🏻‍♀️Drove to Burnsville yesterday for duck, only to find out that the restaurant was closed! 😩
5/29
2019
Homegrown lilacs and snowball hydrangea! Fresh cut and in stock this week. #givelovingly #whittierneighborhoodhttps://t.co/3KY6LxEBkP
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5/28
2019
Think I’m bout to call it a day and go eat some ramen 🤤🤗Actually, I guess he’s telling me why but he’s not making any damn sense.My loud ass cat has been meowing for no damn reason since 5am. Well, he has a reason but he won’t tell me why. @_K_N_Z_ It was all on sale and it’s literally still in the bag cuz I’m not sure if I’m committed to the workout 🤣
5/23
2019
The hard part about working out is finding “cute” workout clothes. So... totally cool that I splurged on a bunch of Nike gear, right?
5/22
2019
Guys at the gas station act like they’ve never seen a woman in their life.
5/20
2019
Help us win a new printer! Please RETWEET. Thank you!!!! https://t.co/2vfyfvLZjMI always feel some sort of disconnect after working floral holidays. 😢
5/15
2019
The popular girls in school that always think they shit don’t stink always end up looking like shit in the future.
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5/13
2019
They would have a street in Coon Rapids named “Killdeer.” 🙄
5/9
2019
This morning mix is bomb!!! @DjAdvance 🔥🙌🏽💃🏻 @Katiekluthe Was just there today!!
5/8
2019
uhhhmmm starstruck by my own boyfriend 🤩🥵 https://t.co/Laki9nVjhV
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5/5
2019
Damn, Paula!! I see you!!Mariah! You on fiya! [ODB voice]
5/2
2019
Naturally, I gave in. #bestcatmomeverChanged up my morning routine now my cats are confused and annoyed with me.
5/1
2019
@LillyTheLegend I could!! But I think I would be uncomfortable most of the event. Babies bouncing everywhere!! 🤣Okay, I’m sold. @aColeFact - I’m getting a family pass! @Katiekluthe - last day of the 50% sale! https://t.co/u17MjGY0IH @LillyTheLegend The top. It’s so cute and I’m jelly. My boobs are too big and I could never wear anything with a back like that!
4/30
2019
Haven’t worked in forever. Hope I don’t suck and spill a tray of waters.
4/29
2019
I’m out of it & gotta do better. Amazing what one 10 second plank can do.
4/24
2019
I don’t think people hear the phrase “Thinking of you, hope you have a good day” more than they should.
4/23
2019
Wanted to make beer brats but I drank the beer. 🤷🏻‍♀️
4/20
2019

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