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I'm a hustler baby, I just want you to know. It ain't where I been, but where I'm bout to go.

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Joined Twitter 4/18/12


BITCH YALL GOT ANONYMOUS OUT THE SHADOWS https://t.co/bCBPnNJkmr
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6/1
2020
Sh00ting 🎨 c*nisters at Minneapolis residents https://t.co/Y79ReVYlV5
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5/31
2020
Wait for it https://t.co/ikdqnqRhVl
5/30
2020
From a close friend in Minny. There it is. https://t.co/zkv626Pj1G
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5/29
2020
.@WedgeLIVE I’ve also heard from a confirmed source that this is a cop who started smashing windows. https://t.co/TTNDVUj4hK
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5/28
2020
@LillyTheLegend Fuck Duluth, marry Minneapolis, kill St. Paul
5/21
2020
Should’ve stayed off the Aldi fb page. So many things I want to buy now 😫
5/20
2020
Eyyyy!!! The flower shop broke 400 organic followers. 🥳🤩🎉
5/18
2020
Moving during a pandemic is exhausting. What’s it like to be cooped up inside the house? I’d like to experience a week of doing nothing.
4/27
2020
Wore a dress cuz it’s all warm and shit but for the first time, I wish I had pants on.Lol. Rich people problems 🤣 https://t.co/BAiCnm4d5G
3/8
2020
Idk. Y’all are being lied to daily by the news and some of you feed into it like it’s all you have to live for. I… https://t.co/l8CGc2DeKc
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3/7
2020
Lol. Twitter is on one this morning
3/2
2020
When do the server nightmares stop?! Never? Cool.Morning birds, I hear you!! 😍
2/27
2020
When you get dressed in the dark & realize your shirt is see through & your outfit isn’t as cute as you thought. 🤷🏻‍♀️
2/25
2020
@HashtagSterf Isn’t it the best?!
2/22
2020
I want to cut my hair short but not like... Karen short. Guess we’ll hope for the best.
2/20
2020
@LillyTheLegend @nailninjampls I am obsessed!! Cannot stop admiring!
2/6
2020
I ate a pint of ice cream in one sitting, which might be normal for some. That was my first time and I will never d… https://t.co/V7ifkS7SrpMy nail tech asked me what was new and I told him I had a serial killers name stuck in my head for the past couple… https://t.co/3AYhUry7Bs @_K_N_Z_ Omg. I watched it in December and I still can’t get his name out of my head! 😖
2/1
2020
Had a ridiculous meal last night. Need to poop so I can do it all over again tonight.
1/12
2020
Birthday month! Coupons are rolling in and I can eat all the ice cream cake!
1/2
2019
My NYE plans? Not a damn thing all while walking around the house in a gold sequined dress.
12/31
2019
False alarm. Negative on strep. Positive for flu.I’m 32 years old. I’ve gone my whole life without strep throat until now. 😫
12/20
2019
I think I’ve said this before, but @chrisbrown is trash. How could you support him and jam out to his music still?
12/11
2019
If your gif redirects my browser, I’m not goin! Nope! All interest out the window.
12/10
2019
Ask for Sterf when you eat at @hopebreakfastmn!! Best barista! 🙌🏽 https://t.co/azRpAryYJx
12/9
2019
Forgot yesterday was Thursday and didn’t set my line up again 🙃
12/6
2019
@Beef_Woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯 https://t.co/WzMBMDxZ7TToday’s mood. I definitely don’t wanna go. I just want to be thought of and included. https://t.co/F4SuR6gLai
12/5
2019
This Hova mix by @DjAdvance is 🔥!!!
12/4
2019
Ladies, get you a man that looks at you like Rondo looks at Luka. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/7uu126ecYl
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12/3
2019
@LillyTheLegend Cara no middle name
11/29
2019
From 3-7pm: -pho, eggrolls, wontons -cheese curds, cauliflower bites -steak tartare, pot de creme And then we deb… https://t.co/vDB1awxOSGI ate way too much food yesterday. 😖
11/4
2019
Went from uninspired & unmotivated to booking 7 candle events 🥳
11/1
2019
First haircut since December 🙌🏽I wonder if someone’s humming to this song or if that’s really just the music...
10/30
2019
@Desdamona1 Check out Nail Ninja in St. Louis Park. They’re all bomb and wouldn’t do you like that.
10/25
2019
Addicted to “Baby” on Netflix. I watched season 1 last year & it wasn’t until the 5th episode or so that I realized… https://t.co/TjBO2qymTdThis chick said she was from Nebraska and followed it up with “oof da”.... okay lady.
10/19
2019
Plantinum fire hydrants in Bev Hills, what the hell?!
10/18
2019
@LillyTheLegend Mold. 😖 Make that move! And if he “fixes” it, make sure he doesn’t just paint over it. Who knows what’s behind the wall.10/10 would recommend https://t.co/HtzOEZ1DlA https://t.co/RbhzqEjjfgMy hotel is down the street from a @DelTaco. I gotta go for Frankie (@GraceandFrankie)!Jk. I got a burrito.Passing on a breakfast burrito. Who would’ve thought this day would come.
10/15
2019
Yesterday, I had 2 dishes for brunch. For dinner, I had a salad followed with banana cream pie. Balance. 🧐
10/13
2019
I will never not love this clip. 1. Beyoncé’s wig...girl 2. Mariah visibly wanting to just go home 3. Miley...doin… https://t.co/uzmhutrvvN
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10/10
2019
Shoutout to @KARE11 for telling the Gray Duck story last night at @Skaalvenn Distillery! The past year of business… https://t.co/AQA1gojRXE
Retweeted by carolI’ve been researching gruesome looking party food to make since last halloween. Feetloaf, toxic mac & cheese, mummy… https://t.co/tz7Ddb9M72I love me a Halloween themed food party.
10/9
2019
@_K_N_Z_ Yes!!! You’re doin it right! Happy birthday!! 😘
10/6
2019
@HashtagSterf Matt just told us about it!!! We’ll be in to see you soon, hopefully.
10/1
2019
@HashtagSterf Tell those bitches compliments aren’t gonna help feed Ponzo. Where are you working?
9/30
2019
@HashtagSterf The worst!!!
9/27
2019
I can’t believe grape swishers are still a thing. What a waste. The herb, not the wrap. 🤮
9/26
2019
@LillyTheLegend Block. I don’t have time for that.
9/19
2019
@JuliansoteJM Whaaaat?! Congratulations!! So happy to hear this!
9/9
2019
I can’t believe people waste their money on frozen grapes at the fair. 🤷🏻‍♀️ pro tip- buy some fuckin grapes & thro… https://t.co/vEIZ0JdGbJ
8/25
2019
@jodyinreallife 😩😩😩 they’d pull my pants down! Lol
8/24
2019
@SayItValencia I meant to vote 70-79 but my finger slipped and hit the first option! 😩
8/7
2019
@LillyTheLegend She offered to go in at 6am for me. I love getting my nails done but I also enjoy my sleep. She is the ultimate ninja!
8/1
2019
Oh shit! Fast & Furious marathon on FX!I’m all about that juice life after being in Kauai. 💥Can’t take me anywhere. Spent so much money on mediocre stadium food 😩
7/28
2019
Totally ordering a burrito for delivery when I land. 💁🏻‍♀️🤤Can’t wait for my kitties to great me at the door!
7/24
2019
@LillyTheLegend Views 🤣I don’t want our honeymoon to end 😩😞
7/23
2019
Sunset > sunrise any day tho, so whatevs.I shot a time lapse of the sunrise only to watch it & realize it’s in normal video function. 🤦🏻‍♀️
7/22
2019
I ordered a martini on the plane and realized that it wasn’t even 10:30 yet. Oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️
7/16
2019
It’s 12:30 and I’ve eaten 3 times already.
7/13
2019
@HashtagSterf @NextPotModeI Lol. We whole crew is here. We’re on Oahu for a wedding then fly out to Kauai for the honeymoon. @NextPotModeI Ooooh! We just got here. Will report back in 2 weeks!
7/10
2019
I wasn’t exagerating or joking last night..... after the Earthquake thousands of bees were vibrating on the floor a… https://t.co/zFsP31a6Qv
Retweeted by carol @_K_N_Z_ They say it’s good luck. It happened to me 3 times in one year tho... guess you could say I was super lucky 🤣🤣🤣
7/7
2019
Went to dinner and didn’t take a single picture of my food. Did I even eat?
7/6
2019
My nail tech is using hella oil on my legs. She probably thinks I’m ashy as fuck.One week until honeymoon bliss!
7/3
2019
Sunday vibin on some new test products. Homegrown organic sage and rosemary for your smudging needs. #soycandlehttps://t.co/JY67gqIzNg
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7/1
2019
I want 2 “tall” drinks. “how bout you make it a venti instead?” Because I need to small drinks. Thanks. Nice try on the upsell 🤦🏻‍♀️
6/29
2019
Told my boss I wanted the night off so I could crank the a/c and snuggle under a blanket since the house will be to… https://t.co/oDvxgPOKvCI threw up so fucking much last night/this morning, I think I tweaked my back. 😩
6/28
2019
@HashtagSterf Something along the lines of 300 food pics, & 1 photo of us.We’re going on our honeymoon. No you cannot join us. Duh! 🤦🏻‍♀️ @_K_N_Z_ I replied to a story with a pic and my friend took a screenshot of it. I’ve never noticed it when it’s a IG story screenshot tho.Ope. Instagram has screenshot notifications on messages.
6/24
2019
@DjAdvance Together for 11 years w/ 1 year marriage anniversary coming up. Nothing changed except for my last name.… https://t.co/edaNXbpYdbSo fucking stressed I could puke.
6/21
2019
Okay, that @LanaDelRey “Summertime” cover is 🔥
6/19
2019
Left the house for the day and 2 hours later, I realize my dress is SUPER short. 😖😣 @LillyTheLegend Can I actually revote? Dye your hair. You’ve been wanting and talking about it for a minute!I waste so much time crushing candy. I remember why I deleted the app now.
6/12
2019
Summer vacation!! No more 5:45am alarm 🥳
6/10
2019

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