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Occams @Tee_Ball_Bat Lisa Frank's Medicine Cabinet

Co-host Podtoid, the official Destructoid podcast. Bumblebutt.

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console warriors' reaction to a ps4 game coming to pc is literally the funniest shit i've seen in recent memory
Retweeted by OccamsJudging by how strong Goku is, he could use his butthole like a cigar cutter. @gazpachomachine I wear a cut off tank top with two smiley face buttons where my nipples are because I like to show… @kindlyhoe She looks like she's about a millisecond into transforming into an alien.Just overheard someone say "Donald Trump is God's gift to the USA!" and my 14 yr old son said: "Can we regift it?"…
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Retweeted by Occams @plasticwerewolf Not much for replaying it but I think about Rule of Rose a lot. @badboychadhoy Solid argument, Chad. Solid goddamn argument. @catscarlett That’s badass.If your dog is a vegan, then you're an asshole.
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“Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish…
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Retweeted by OccamsTOMORROW is John Carpenter’s bday! To celebrate, my remaining FROM THE MIND OF THE MASTER shirts are ONLY $15 in my…
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@JellyStilettos Ha! Love how kids will just pick up anything. I remember being around that age and just checking out a dead turtle.Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham @WillCarpenterJR On the contrary, I take Pokémon lists as serious as I possibly can.Freddie MercuryThe Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost, PrinceKelly Lebrock at the end of Weird ScienceBeakmanTed Nugent piloting TruckzillaGas Station GusThe giant at the beginning of Eureeka’s Castle @gamedevjames Thanks buddy! That makes me smile.Princess Diana being introduced to Ludo at the Labyrinth Royal Premiere in 1986
Retweeted by Occams💀 Have A GREAT Night Everyone ! 💀 ✌🏻💀👍🏻
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Metal MarioMoanaGene Hackman at the end of the birdcageArgos Panoptes, the hundred-eyed giant of Argolis in the Peloponnese.The dancing guy from Mighty Mighty BosstonesDavid BowieSonic SpinballSuper Mario Bros. 3Southwestern egg rollsNewt Gingrich @JellyStilettos Nice call. Very nice. Great memories of mom cooking in the kitchen and dancing then and Roy Orbison… @RealSillyOwl @katztration @hensoncompany @netflix I’d love a Dark Crystal dynamic theme for my PS4 but I’m thrille… @thisisweedies For me, it’s when I have good forearm days. Can’t knock a good set of forearms.Citizens of Thra: Now you can customize your @netflix profile with exclusive Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance avatar…
Retweeted by OccamsGhost don't know if there's an afterlife but if there is, I sure hope it has waterslides.grimes really let this guy raw dog it huh
Retweeted by OccamsIn case you missed it, I released my 2nd album of the year, CHIPS III. 10 excellent (in my opinion :p) chiptune tra…
Retweeted by Occams16th century graffiti carved into the cells of the Tower of London by prisoners awaiting execution.
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Retweeted by OccamsLaughed so hard I farted. @realDonaldTrump dumbfuckHere’s a bunch of old lyrics from when paper existed. I’ll try to get this right - ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Basic Cable⁣⁣ 9-5ers Anth…
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@TheRealZenatura @slimyswampghost“The devils been fed” im crying 😂
Retweeted by OccamsIn the 1930s French artist and astronomer Lucien Rudaux (1874 -1947) created illustrations of what humans might loo…
Retweeted by Occams @slimyswampghost Ugh, you are so fucking awesome at this shit! I love it! Horrifying and it makes me slow clap in my head.#QueenMother #ChurchofSHESUS #BossLady #BookofMarsha #DivaDeluxe #GrownAssWoman #HighPriestess #RevMarsha
Retweeted by Occams @rixor14 Couldn’t agree more! Some of my favorite cartoons were only on Liquid Television way back when. @FunkyBroMedina Those are some badass flea market finds!I feel the pain of everyone, then I feel nothing. @ZackFurniss Like pennies and decay.Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture
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#movie of the day Son in Law (1993) Having a taste of college life, a drastically changed farm girl returns home…
Retweeted by OccamsThis trading spaces episode still makes me laugh so hard
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Retweeted by OccamsLook, even if I wasn’t 6’4” this would be unacceptable. you mean to tell me , Willy Wonka sent golden tickets AROUND THE WORLD, and 5 WHITE children got them all?!?!!
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Retweeted by OccamsMy Bandcamp: 43 Albums. Hundreds of songs ^^
Retweeted by OccamsAlphadeus - Hero Sandwich King (2018) Available on my Bandcamp (link to follow). Look for the album with the cat o…
Retweeted by OccamsAh, the 3AM bread craving. That’s a siren’s song I know all too well. @realDonaldTrump dumbfuck
Retweeted by Occams @TWIT_ANTHONY @realDonaldTrump Okay dude, talking like that makes me have to say bye bye bye.Taking orders at
Retweeted by OccamsWon a radio contest and got to pick from their vault. you're wearing socks and you step in something wet
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