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Occams @Tee_Ball_Bat Lisa Frank's Medicine Cabinet

Co-host Podtoid, the official Destructoid podcast. Bumblebutt.

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Joined Twitter 3/25/09


@shonnaforever @krissykat814 @Limayri_Herrera @taaylorcarr Fuck off.#porn https://t.co/XcpHAkRpSr
Retweeted by Occams @intrnetdaughter Same energy. https://t.co/QKaq0kDkUgRock the Dragon & Idol Worship: DBZ Kakarot & TMS: #FE https://t.co/9LVA1wpzZQ #twitchstream #pathtoaffiliatehttps://t.co/4hYF2UEliV
Retweeted by Occamshappy birthday to Betty White deliverer of this incredible joke https://t.co/4fhzy7QzlH
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1/18
2020
console warriors' reaction to a ps4 game coming to pc is literally the funniest shit i've seen in recent memory https://t.co/lUVqRXbUis
Retweeted by OccamsJudging by how strong Goku is, he could use his butthole like a cigar cutter. @gazpachomachine I wear a cut off tank top with two smiley face buttons where my nipples are because I like to show… https://t.co/c0RBpq0fu5 @kindlyhoe She looks like she's about a millisecond into transforming into an alien.Just overheard someone say "Donald Trump is God's gift to the USA!" and my 14 yr old son said: "Can we regift it?"… https://t.co/bwthRKwETw
Retweeted by OccamsLook at this point I don't know what to say anymore. Just watch Hong Kong films. Shut up and watch them all. Especi… https://t.co/NXfQPsZFh7
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Retweeted by Occams @HitCockBottom Hahahahahaha!“He inspired two tween girls to stab their best friend in the woods, but can he inspire Washington?” https://t.co/nEBoz2ykHm
Retweeted by Occams @getbent81 Good on ya buddy. Tango looks like a sweetheart. @MandaPie1981 There are ways that a home cooked meal says I love you that transcends words. @Dexter345 @JellyStilettos Ha! I hadn’t thought of it that way but absolutely.Well, fuck. Inquire here on the Twitter. https://t.co/OrY3t1cBht
Retweeted by Occams @plasticwerewolf Not much for replaying it but I think about Rule of Rose a lot. @badboychadhoy Solid argument, Chad. Solid goddamn argument. @catscarlett That’s badass.If your dog is a vegan, then you're an asshole.
Retweeted by Occams @JellyStilettos First and only one I ever had tasted like cartoon gasoline to me.
1/17
2020
“Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish… https://t.co/omdlwd5DHc
Retweeted by OccamsAt 10p, I'll be headlining @laughedoutfest, Las Vegas' first "Queer Comedy Festival" at @LAComedyClub in @stratvegas https://t.co/GC2dIWulGJ
Retweeted by Occams @realDonaldTrump dumbfuck @the_milk_maiden Very cool! @ThomTillis You look like you belong in a boner pill commercial.Next Fire Emblem character in Smash has already been revealed! https://t.co/bYynzoDUbFJASON GOES TO HELL, which I’m convinced if it were released today it would be praised for its imagination, taking t… https://t.co/HR1gALQf2o
Retweeted by OccamsI'm at the age where unnecessary noise makes me mad.
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Retweeted by OccamsTOMORROW is John Carpenter’s bday! To celebrate, my remaining FROM THE MIND OF THE MASTER shirts are ONLY $15 in my… https://t.co/p4dGa3Yt8e
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1/16
2020
@JellyStilettos Ha! Love how kids will just pick up anything. I remember being around that age and just checking out a dead turtle.Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham @WillCarpenterJR On the contrary, I take Pokémon lists as serious as I possibly can.Freddie MercuryThe Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost, PrinceKelly Lebrock at the end of Weird ScienceBeakmanTed Nugent piloting TruckzillaGas Station GusThe giant at the beginning of Eureeka’s Castle @gamedevjames Thanks buddy! That makes me smile.Princess Diana being introduced to Ludo at the Labyrinth Royal Premiere in 1986 https://t.co/S2pDBTpkwL
Retweeted by Occams💀 Have A GREAT Night Everyone ! 💀 ✌🏻💀👍🏻 https://t.co/fSYAVyBglw
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1/15
2020
Metal MarioMoanaGene Hackman at the end of the birdcageArgos Panoptes, the hundred-eyed giant of Argolis in the Peloponnese.The dancing guy from Mighty Mighty BosstonesDavid BowieSonic SpinballSuper Mario Bros. 3Southwestern egg rollsNewt Gingrichhttps://t.co/5uN7MRzP9c @JellyStilettos Nice call. Very nice. Great memories of mom cooking in the kitchen and dancing then and Roy Orbison… https://t.co/kAqbOw6IVG @RealSillyOwl @katztration @hensoncompany @netflix I’d love a Dark Crystal dynamic theme for my PS4 but I’m thrille… https://t.co/fNpqWiIcMH @thisisweedies For me, it’s when I have good forearm days. Can’t knock a good set of forearms.Citizens of Thra: Now you can customize your @netflix profile with exclusive Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance avatar… https://t.co/5AQk9y0592
Retweeted by OccamsGhost https://t.co/1z8wqCuCygI don't know if there's an afterlife but if there is, I sure hope it has waterslides.grimes really let this guy raw dog it huh https://t.co/W0lfJ12nFL
Retweeted by OccamsIn case you missed it, I released my 2nd album of the year, CHIPS III. 10 excellent (in my opinion :p) chiptune tra… https://t.co/O8pRDdvB7G
Retweeted by Occams16th century graffiti carved into the cells of the Tower of London by prisoners awaiting execution. https://t.co/qfnyAaMo80
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Retweeted by OccamsLaughed so hard I farted. https://t.co/wjnDehRlJ8 @realDonaldTrump dumbfuckHere’s a bunch of old lyrics from when paper existed. I’ll try to get this right - ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Basic Cable⁣⁣ 9-5ers Anth… https://t.co/ESHZuMYZAo
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1/14
2020
@TheRealZenatura @slimyswampghost https://t.co/trlqQiwOSX“The devils been fed” im crying 😂 https://t.co/RXt5VOErUP
Retweeted by OccamsIn the 1930s French artist and astronomer Lucien Rudaux (1874 -1947) created illustrations of what humans might loo… https://t.co/UWCcJJEb5R
Retweeted by Occams @slimyswampghost Ugh, you are so fucking awesome at this shit! I love it! Horrifying and it makes me slow clap in my head.#QueenMother #ChurchofSHESUS #BossLady #BookofMarsha #DivaDeluxe #GrownAssWoman #HighPriestess #RevMarshahttps://t.co/cl3D47DcIP
Retweeted by Occams @rixor14 Couldn’t agree more! Some of my favorite cartoons were only on Liquid Television way back when. @FunkyBroMedina Those are some badass flea market finds!I feel the pain of everyone, then I feel nothing. @ZackFurniss Like pennies and decay.Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture https://t.co/lKoDANUaIH https://t.co/OcTWWmuPFE
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1/13
2020
#movie of the day Son in Law (1993) Having a taste of college life, a drastically changed farm girl returns home… https://t.co/r221ar6vqJ
Retweeted by OccamsThis trading spaces episode still makes me laugh so hard https://t.co/6XHBPxIVGo
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Retweeted by OccamsMy Bandcamp: https://t.co/eQ7I5l72Uo 43 Albums. Hundreds of songs ^^
Retweeted by OccamsAlphadeus - Hero Sandwich King (2018) Available on my Bandcamp (link to follow). Look for the album with the cat o… https://t.co/YoeGYS0lfR
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Retweeted by OccamsWon a radio contest and got to pick from their vault. https://t.co/0uyKOrKqE1 https://t.co/bbFFmEqDqJwhen you're wearing socks and you step in something wet https://t.co/BNZdCtrQxY
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1/12
2020

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