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Occams @Tee_Ball_Bat Lisa Frank's Medicine Cabinet

Co-host Podtoid, the official Destructoid podcast. Bumblebutt.

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Eating your popeyes chicken in the driveway while the kids in the house eating hot dogs >>>> https://t.co/hJGqIP6Zvk
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8/4
2020
Get Eric Andre to replace Ellen, keep show format the same. Also don't change the name
Retweeted by Occamsher flow?? she’s too fye. https://t.co/FPzWuwW6Qw
Retweeted by OccamsMartin Sheen is 80 today. Check him and Sissy Spacek out in their first leading roles in Terrence Malick‘s “Badland… https://t.co/pjzaP3049W
Retweeted by OccamsI like to imagine that Bradley Whitford is unaware he’s an actor and thinks he was actually part of White House sta… https://t.co/R1lM6YqNFe
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Retweeted by Occams @realDonaldTrump dumbfuck @arynkeen @Fckendrick @DarrenTrain @aubrey_huff @KingJames https://t.co/9kZvaRDBu8 @Nutinsider1 @ReneeMalouf @aubrey_huff @KingJames https://t.co/ccK7vXOw8O @Fckendrick @DarrenTrain @aubrey_huff @KingJames Dude looks like he just got done trying out to be in a Mighty Mighty Bosstones cover band
8/3
2020
Art by Dimitri Sirenko https://t.co/Lk1SRn2cQI
Retweeted by OccamsMaaan black boys in gymnastics>> That’s the tweet. https://t.co/BlFzT7CAEj
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8/2
2020
S E A B O R N 8x10” Mixed Media on Watercolor Paper https://t.co/uxvoyPzaO4
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8/1
2020
@Ar3d24s2 Yui Sakamoto, The Dream. https://t.co/09Zk9WZzcC
Retweeted by OccamsRAISING ARIZONA (1987) Cinematography by Barry Sonnenfeld Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen Explore more shots i… https://t.co/kbBz9TXPfk
Retweeted by OccamsI’m just going to come out and finally say the thing we’ve all been thinking: every game should have a fishing mini-game.
Retweeted by Occamsthere's nothing like going for a walk in your family friendly neighborhood, wondering why all the moms are giving y… https://t.co/FgPX5E9XrT
Retweeted by OccamsJust a reminder: Tucker Carlson's show is not news- it's "hyperbolic opinion commentary" by a self-proclaimed contr… https://t.co/kpTz1kL4Di
Retweeted by OccamsTucker Carlson calling Barack Hussein Obama "greasy and "one of the sleaziest and dishonest politicians in history"… https://t.co/XXM7ottc0T
Retweeted by OccamsThis is Louis DeJoy. He is the huge Trump DONOR who Trump made the Postmaster General of the United States. He is t… https://t.co/EA4BXFEr8e
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Retweeted by OccamsDavid Lynch’s Daily Weather Report https://t.co/j8JZlfGmIq
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7/31
2020
#NationalFriendshipDay https://t.co/FQgmY0sb7A
Retweeted by OccamsRolling your hot wheels across her tiddies>>> https://t.co/CS3xq6hEJZ
Retweeted by OccamsThe GOP stimulus bill includes $686,000,000 for F-35 fighter jets and $0 for the USPS.
Retweeted by Occams @realDonaldTrump dumbfuck @ThisLocalHater Normalize shitting your pants at Wendy’s
Retweeted by OccamsI miss the days when the scariest thing in my head was Metallica’s video for One.Michelle Yeoh(AKA Michelle Khan)& Hiroyuki Sanada in "Royal Warriors AKA In the Line of Duty(1986)" https://t.co/WAxTJBB3WD
Retweeted by OccamsWhy is it called “getting pegged in a sex swing” and not “being strapezed?”
Retweeted by Occams'Who's in the Holloway?' ('84) Players assume the role of a new resident of a village, politely navigating their wa… https://t.co/Crx8frdC8k
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7/30
2020
dumbfucks https://t.co/Ct4o2qihKMMan, yugioh anti maskers are now a thing. https://t.co/ZGUvXAkQSn
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7/29
2020
👏🏻 NORMALIZE 👏🏻 MALE 👏🏻 TENDERNESS 👏🏻 https://t.co/06kWQWXLUI
Retweeted by OccamsANGEL TERMINATORS (1992) has the most jaw-dropping credit roll in film history. https://t.co/nePwt0CplC
Retweeted by OccamsMichelle Yeoh & Cynthia Rothrock vs Eddie Maher in "Yes, Madam!(1985)"This is Cynthia Rothrock on-screen debut & in… https://t.co/fDguYteb7o
Retweeted by OccamsIf you didn’t go to art school, you can still be an artist. If you followed a different career for a long time, you… https://t.co/7NZZSi9Zs3
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7/28
2020
Get in losers, we're going s̶h̶o̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶. ᴛᴏ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪᴠᴇs ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄʟʏ ʙᴇɢ ᴜs ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ… https://t.co/1pGvYxot6L
Retweeted by Occams//A NEW IDOL// "The spectre said, go out into the house of your god, and raise up the new idol, the one which has t… https://t.co/0259e0Sl4C
Retweeted by OccamsRemember how the flap on Dennis the Menace's pajamas was always hanging down so we could get a peak at his ass? What the hell was that?
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7/26
2020
The only people wearing hoodies right now are future school shooters.2020 got Grandmothers taking the plastic off of their good couches. This year is WILD https://t.co/8khKOtTN73
Retweeted by Occams @sheseemslegit Ugh, that has the same energy as a targeted workout ad.elon musk and grimes are a social experiment conducted by harvard https://t.co/GxuvO7slXt
Retweeted by OccamsHomie movin like a final boss https://t.co/2CQFp5gssC
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7/25
2020
Would you like a cup of tea? 🍵 Enjoy some of my recent studies ✨ https://t.co/yc1fNybFCk
Retweeted by OccamsNo bullshit, the M.A.S.K. theme song rocks.https://t.co/si75zI3lxl
Retweeted by Occams @Dead8ces That’s a great question! I don’t know buddy.
7/24
2020
Stray Bullets: Sunshine & Roses #40 Original Art. 50% off through the weekend. Check it here:… https://t.co/4yUkoVg7Va
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7/23
2020
“I wouldn’t trust the U.S. secretary of percussion to tell me how to play “Smells Like Teen Spirit” if they had nev… https://t.co/ai7YnTB5Ts
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7/22
2020
"They have no bones!" 😂😂😂 https://t.co/NsRx8YrmBS
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Retweeted by OccamsMy love language is the segment in Stay Tuned when John Ritter dressed like Prince and danced with Salt n Pepa. https://t.co/PGPyODG7B7 @sheseemslegit It’s the little things that really make our hearts feel full.
7/21
2020
Post banned Fleshlights https://t.co/SsSvHE2wAi
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Retweeted by Occams @CaseyExplosion Hank Hill would never vote for someone who would eat their steak well-done and with ketchup.
Retweeted by Occams“hank hill would vote for trump” is a shit take and gross misunderstanding of the show & rural america. it sucks th… https://t.co/mV8UxbCJ60
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Retweeted by OccamsThis quote from Alan Moore on Rorschach fans is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages https://t.co/K0OLIRC1CZ
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7/19
2020
Some of Another world of Midwich Elementary School in 1st Silent Hill which I designed and modeled in those days_In… https://t.co/z97BpprBGz
Retweeted by Occams @realDonaldTrump dumbfuckUnHAND me, MagNEtoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/ttMcM1hQam
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7/18
2020
@Xzyliac @Angel_Eena Downloading now!
7/17
2020
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Retweeted by OccamsSean Spicer said that Hitler didn't use chemical weapons. Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that 4,000 terrorists had tr… https://t.co/GHJhOVaxJe
Retweeted by OccamsI cant wait until I'm financially stable to afford who I really am
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Retweeted by OccamsNever go cheap on tires, tats, or tech
Retweeted by OccamsFINAL CHAPTER of vol. 4 of Suehiro Maruo's epic revenge story "Tomino Jigoku". Signed copies at akatako.… https://t.co/vRKGkXAOaD
Retweeted by OccamsNew episode up w/Nickelodeon alum Phil Moore ("Nick Arcade", "Figure it Out") Apple: https://t.co/zne5HX4XX6 Spoti… https://t.co/pcdbAw5rq5
Retweeted by OccamsSeeing Sebastian Bach trending reminds me of when he appeared on MTV Cribs & showed off his comic book collection. https://t.co/fRAzqT5An2
Retweeted by OccamsGeorgia would be in much better shape right now if they had elected the brilliant Stacey Abrams instead of shit-for-brains Brian Kemp.
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7/16
2020
I’ve got some new merch up on thee ole General Store y’all. Here’s a picture of my cactus modeling the ‘cowboy hat… https://t.co/Ki6A3T0iuV
Retweeted by Occams @ColtonJPhillips It was pretty great. One time I ate a pear while smoking a cigarette and sitting in my window. Fel… https://t.co/kOJJ9lC0Xaremember when technology gave us the mummy’s voice https://t.co/813GGG48ts
Retweeted by OccamsI’m glad I quote smoking years ago but no bullshit, smoking in movie theaters was awesome.Want to lose weight? Watch this inspirational video. https://t.co/JHy1WW2qeb
Retweeted by Occams @AyachiiTaki That looks like a Sephora for nerds. @TheDweck @micahpeters_ https://t.co/0r4jzOlKAA
Retweeted by OccamsMy new album "City of Monsters" has been released. 11 tracks. #vgm https://t.co/jOxBCWKxev
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7/15
2020
#PETA is the Westboro Baptist Church of animal rights.
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7/14
2020
Wear a mask. You should listen to me, I’m basically the expert for this.
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7/13
2020
thinking a lot about how I could not go to my mother's funeral but some people just have to go to Disney World
Retweeted by Occams @LindseyGrahamSC dumbfuckcrocodile absolutely DEVOURING helpless housecat https://t.co/9SwUiuzZA4
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7/12
2020
Can’t wait to see ‘Peter the Movie’ #XMen https://t.co/lQrDUlcMyN
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7/11
2020

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