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Editor at JIMMY Patterson Books. Mostly jokes + booktalk. Very gay. Witch-lover, dog guncle, jovial. He/him. Tweets do not reflect the opinion of my employer.

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@ChristaHeschke I can’t do it! It’s voluntary torture! @craverett You have enough to be irritated about right now without watching the debate! 😂I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop watching the debate! You know who you're voting for (Biden) and it's… https://t.co/F0cpmpLweVThis tweet was inspired by me. 🦉 I am a good colleague/friend. https://t.co/9P7rC8WGaE @appifanie MY FUTURE EX! 😅 @mimi_albert I’m soooo the exact opposite. If you send me to the store I will probably call at least 5-10x to make… https://t.co/uOa02SGdKUThe worst part is that the request was in writing. Me: No, I said “NOT birthday cake!” Him: I didn’t see the “not… https://t.co/aRSgQOtYatMe: Honey, while you’re out will you get me some Halo Top? Anything but birthday cake flavor. Roy (upon returning)… https://t.co/b4zHfIg4RW
10/23
2020
@salvucciodamico https://t.co/7JWLV7zSZcSame! https://t.co/9UgsnAtlUV @weredawgz 😂😂😂 @weredawgz From what I always gathered, they each had jobs they did but for her birthday they switched because they… https://t.co/kVwwKziFkxTides of Mutiny is now on goodreads! If you love epic sea adventures, twisty secrets, swoony forbidden romance, & g… https://t.co/pvNi7EcqXR
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distant @PrestonSNorton Whatever ends up happening, Preston, I'll be there for the next 6 months, and I promised @lscribs I… https://t.co/rVnMG00bSWWords are so much fun 🤣😭🤣 https://t.co/HFrUowNJqy
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distant @ALRutter @jenazantian Def! My first thought was “my lead title better still get lead title treatment!” @MikalebRoehrig @ca_london I hate that too, but I usually just call it out and say “I swear I thought I was followi… https://t.co/vVohzrEhH8FYI: When an imprint closes or downsizes, it usually doesn’t mean authors will lose their current contracts. Publi… https://t.co/SMaiLyi3yb
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distant @_DooleyNoted_ Labradoodle @LitAgentKelly Oh no! I hope he’s ok! @HillaryMonahan We are legion! @HillaryMonahan Roy hasn’t been able to stop me. You’re not gonna be able to stop Dave ‘n’ Becky. 😈😈😈 @HillaryMonahan https://t.co/Xm2GQISFYU @TheAdamSass 😂😂😂
10/22
2020
NARF! Hope we didn't miss too much while we were gone! All-new episodes of #Animaniacs premiere November 20, only o… https://t.co/QqdrL3rVDb
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distantLittle baby spotted out in the wild!! https://t.co/0481xGp7CI
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distant @cmandrewslit https://t.co/08xJ0MeZ7P @KosokoJackson It would be an honor to be co-tagonists in a book with you, Kosoko!This fits with my fantasy of myself. https://t.co/HAZOJOQzWm https://t.co/d7ZvGKASrE @MiaSiegert https://t.co/vf89uV5Tjr @cmandrewslit @jgnoelle An angel of death, judging by the look she's giving you/the camera. 😆 @cmandrewslit https://t.co/UHUsaHKvQg @ashkalexander @EmeryLeeWho 😂😂😂 sorry not sorry! @cmandrewslit @jgnoelle OMG the meow! @cmandrewslit No, OMG! Going to look now!post an OOC frame of animation that seems fine, but with context will emotionally wreck a person… https://t.co/C9VtntupJI @cmandrewslit She’s so beautiful! I can’t!!! @DerekMilman I feel like we need to hang out once the plague has gone away! BYO conical hat! 😜 @DerekMilman All three are personal faves! I’m a witch connoisseur! @IllustratorErin @HillaryMonahan @beth_phelan With all due respect this is either a major misreading or a complete… https://t.co/J5dhYs5cE9Ends at noon today! Enter here for one of the first signed Daughter of Sparta ARCs! https://t.co/dDySFIbhFL
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10/21
2020
The paperback cover for A PHOENIX FIRST MUST BURN is gorgeous! Looks like I’ll be buying another copy! @whimsicallyours @BrittSiess @owlyjules Yeah it’s really difficult! I loved it though. It fed the tenacious side of me that is deter… https://t.co/08XmLKGpc0 @BrittSiess @owlyjules Im playing through Hollow Knight for the third time, and I’m almost done. Just stubbornly tr… https://t.co/GhhGhIhh4N @mixbecca OK but don’t go on sun with it until I’m acquiring again! (Jk I know I can’t ask that.) @jennyleeSD TequilaIf you voted for Biden already or you will, please retweet this status. I would just love to see how much positive energy is out there.
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distant @cmandrewslit @CasieBazay YES! Omg so good!✨SIX MONTH GIVEAWAY✨ 6 months from today Witches will be out 🤯. How about curling up in bed with a UK arc this spo… https://t.co/vsHWUX240r
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distant @ALeeMartinez I don’t think this is just “bad art” though. This person has clearly never seen breast before.I just want to have a few words with the dude who drew this app game art. And it’s obvious it was drawn by a cishet… https://t.co/7AAPNMKjwV @craverett @lscribs @LitAgentKelly @RedPenKaitlyn @annmrose @author_analieze @ZREllor @Sashadug @danieljdenninghttps://t.co/WrOAuFltQ0OMG Y’ALL... 👀👀👀 Goodreads is going a giveaway for CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY!!! Enter to win a copy of the arc!!! 💚💜💚💜… https://t.co/AizZOXCALL
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distant @Shekels_Library I would never! Also I will DM you on Facebook to tell you the details of mine bc it’s probably VERY different. LOL! @Shekels_Library OMG I am too! Well, mine is a short story, and I’ve written a sentence, but still. @LevACRosen @KosokoJackson @PenguinBooks https://t.co/NccauujToH @trishap00 I haven’t read Thinner. I’ve read a ton of King but still have gaps in his classics.
10/20
2020
I think I’m giving up on reading Misery. I love the movie and a lot of King novels but this one is a SLOG for me! 😔Check out the new home so a bunch of James Patterson Presents titles! https://t.co/o9nthNZ36Q
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distantMe: Can I have a kiss? Roy: I need to eat something! Me: OK, but I reserve the right to be your dessert. Roy: I hav… https://t.co/rpRlA8Fib9Welcome @cmandrewslit, author of Daughter of Sparta https://t.co/fiF8mp3Rv7
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Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distantI would love to run my own YA and MG imprint focused on queer stories across genres and across the spectrum and inc… https://t.co/G9WAmOEwrO @KylieSchachte @jimmy_books Happy birthday, Kylie!!Time for my very first ARC Giveaway! For a chance to win a SIGNED Daughter of Sparta ARC, you need to RT this tweet… https://t.co/jObCS2KoLd
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distantTechnically the SECOND publisher to restructure while trying to publish HOPEPUNK (the same thing happened at Disney… https://t.co/T6C7C6hO3e
Retweeted by T.S. Ferguson, but socially distantOne of my sister’s dogs is obsessed with coffee and always trying to drink hers, gets very upset when she doesn’t l… https://t.co/xWtLAyVgL0 @amerygwong https://t.co/RSJ3MAkZP1 @Megan_Manzano My Sister the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite!!!! Also Daisy Jones and the Six. The Virgin Suic… https://t.co/pDsrvRt9WmWHAT?! 😱 https://t.co/l6IZAWnk6lFuck me up, Haunting of Hill House! https://t.co/NxT0QcuSP2It hasn’t been written yet. https://t.co/vet42kNqci @molly_cusick https://t.co/l4p9vWEbmP
10/19
2020
My boyfriend is always talking about how he hates his caveman brow ridge. Today I said to him, “you’re not a Neande… https://t.co/ds0T3XotjX @AlyssaJennette I would never make the jump unless I was prepared for it to be a long-term career path. I do think… https://t.co/TaUufk1XDcOh my god! My roommate’s phone is malfunctioning so it isn’t showing the right time of day, and he just woke up and… https://t.co/qXA8Qpvg6b @FanTCbooks I’m not open to submissions. I’m looking for a job. I’m hoping to one day be open to submissions again. @LevACRosen True but the assistant agents don’t make shit for pay, from what I’ve heard. @Jemiscoe 😭😭😭 @RedPenKaitlyn https://t.co/wJ59n7nT0m @TheAdamSass I thought the idea of him showing up in the photo was to show that the hotel had captured his soul. I… https://t.co/mzt3wvuC6X @literarypenny @MelissaLaurenE (Liking that for solidarity not bc I actually like this fact.) @RCBooky They. I’m not an agent—I’m an editor and do not have the fortitude for multiple jobs and side hustles and… https://t.co/u0O1oM8KEr @JPiperLee It will be worth the diabetes much body will inevitably develop (thanks mom, for those genetics)! @MelissaLaurenE @literarypenny What is dental? What are teeth! 😂😂😭😭 @HerringAli Y’all are superheroes! I don’t think I could do it. @literarypenny Yeah, I was gonna say. And even if there’s health insurance, I’ve heard there’s almost never dental. 😡 @MandyHubbard And aren’t the salaries still, like, below $30k or around there? So lowwww! I could never juggle a pu… https://t.co/RSH74qND7R @MelissaLaurenE That just makes me worship agents all the more. I COULD NEVER!Someone suggested I consider agenting as a new career path bc I’m such an author advocate. I’d consider it but...ho… https://t.co/NqglRd1i99 @bobcorrigan @LitAgentKelly PUBLISHING Jesus, not BUDDY Jesus! 😂 @whimsicallyours @Claribel_Ortega 😂😂😂 @whimsicallyours I thought it was Scaldwell. 😜 @Claribel_OrtegaNot that I’m not enjoying watching the support for my team on Twitter but it’s both amusing and baffling to me how… https://t.co/5SMQ4FTW02Just because I’ve seen this question a lot today...the contracted JIMMY books will still be published. @ACOTARandTOG They’ll still be published
10/18
2020
@whimsicallyours @_smromero https://t.co/N6h9KsZfir @candacebuford @_smromero The contracted books will still be published. @_smromero @whimsicallyours To be fair, they may have been planning to make an announcement at some point. But that… https://t.co/mBHifcYJSb @kelseeoh They’ll still be published.
10/17
2020

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