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Fake Paul Ten Haken @TenFake Sioux Falls, SD

5G🖐🏼Bitches!

287 Following   28 Followers   316 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/12/19


Today I stopped to say hello to Esther. When I heard about her, I knew I needed to meet her. She is 92-years young… https://t.co/uI3wSFlek3
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5/11
2020
Clickbait https://t.co/Hz2hG84MZLSnitches get stitches https://t.co/puNEFDPur0No one was recognizing me when I went out wearing a face mask. Had to resort to carrying an 8x10 glossy of myself.… https://t.co/NU5JGIu8rV
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenHaving a @grayduckvodka and @JackLinks bloody to celebrate #nationalsouthdakotaday...I will forever be proud of my… https://t.co/0ujLwWwXcx
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenThis is the solution to the problem. https://t.co/eQhrmstgE9
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4/27
2020
I would like to announce that when I gave wrong answers on Jeopardy, I was being sarcastic.
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenBetter Rainbows in Sioux Falls or specifically in 57106. https://t.co/6HHW5AWKdj
4/26
2020
My latest Captain Power Rankings are in, I've still got Stubing in the top five along with Kangaroo, America, Kirk,… https://t.co/xFNuPp4Ruc
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4/23
2020
McConnell told GOP senators today that Dem demands for food stamp money and funding for state and local governments… https://t.co/ExVmTu1qbm
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4/21
2020
Nurses blocking anti lockdown protests in Denver is the kind of bad assery that we all should aspire to https://t.co/zkMZaANSk4
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenBOOM! That’s #Mymayortenhaken https://t.co/bMqLjosgcn
4/20
2020
Lots of piggies from Minnesota need to travel to Smithfield ASAP. Let’s get those tests here by Monday and break t… https://t.co/ubHrTyDMCTGot your back https://t.co/RCngwHcpXHLet’s just say America's food supply chain is getting out of whack due to the coronavirus pandemic. https://t.co/tQkYqeTjGU
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenWatch: The Rachel @Maddow Show featured a segment on the Smithfield Foods outbreak on Wednesday night: https://t.co/lskpZI2PgO
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4/17
2020
Sioux Falls can learn from Mitchell SD in 2020. https://t.co/XADRQSbfny
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenSioux Falls can learn from Mitchell SD in 2020. https://t.co/XADRQSbfnyI've said this a ton before but remember *the second* a Democrat is elected president the entire GOP will oppose la… https://t.co/7WrHsMW6qd
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten Haken @RyanAFournier It’s almost impossible
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenTenHaken is moving forward with a shelter-in-place order for Sioux Falls after Noem says 'no' https://t.co/wrB0HYIcM9
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenGovernor Noem is right when saying a shelter in place order wouldn’t have stopped the Smithfield Foods outbreak. Bu… https://t.co/hIhEhDaBCy
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten Haken"Before Smithfield announced the indefinite closure, there was a lot of concern and frustration that they were bein… https://t.co/j4xhV4H4lM
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenSo far, 8 have spoken against it, zero have in support
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenThe individual who tested positive for the virus had stayed at the Bishop Dudley Hospitality House on April 6, Apri… https://t.co/idgIZ90t6R
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4/16
2020
🤦🏽 https://t.co/xvt6sswCuYA moth flaps its wings ... https://t.co/wACgDmkqnDThursday’s are now “Bacon Day” officially in Sioux Falls. https://t.co/W4PgW9pGAUDo's and Don'ts on how to safely shop for groceries https://t.co/Lx5unuDPvz
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenI hate that https://t.co/QUgBmYIhaCThe worst https://t.co/QUgBmYIhaChttps://t.co/sRBtktVTGVMy bad https://t.co/ForSQvDV8G
4/14
2020
Large group gathering on 41st st planned parenthood. I’m sending in SWAT! https://t.co/RwLoT02JnJ
4/1
2020
Stay diligent folks. New numbers are up on https://t.co/5sdmreXwe3 - NO NEW POSITIVES today. #COVIDー19 #flatteningthecurve
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3/19
2020
Trump seems to be breathing shallowly.
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenI prefer Downtown Sunshine ☀️ Foods Fried Chickem myself. https://t.co/8EnuRtNAnJTrump just announced a white travel ban!
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenYesterday I was able to welcome the first cohort of @FallsFintech companies to Sioux Falls. We have a strong histor… https://t.co/nmGWflNzbV
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3/12
2020
Oh. My. https://t.co/klCm4XxQNe
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenThrough a $100k subsidy from the City of Sioux Falls and a first of its kind partnership, Habitat for Humanity will… https://t.co/INagMRvHsl
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3/8
2020
We will be sending a crack team of Autozone specialists to Nashville to help them rebuild their AutoZone. Nashvill… https://t.co/lA7W9DWctv
3/3
2020
@NWSSiouxFalls Lizzie https://t.co/d1k0ScuKHHJJ WATT YOU ARE KIDDING !! https://t.co/WmR6hNvnPI
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2/23
2020
Zipping away https://t.co/Mxh46hRjG6
2/22
2020
Sometimes I get important text messages during a speech. Today was such a time. My Chief of Staff is always loo… https://t.co/XGhmk3I9gs
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2/21
2020
25 minutes waiting for a train at rush hour in DT SF. Really! Is this Fargo?
2/20
2020
??? 🌳? https://t.co/Bzy7lcmRURSpring flooding, next on agenda. Let’s keep those streetdrains open people! https://t.co/77XMx0BlYp
2/12
2020
Sheesh, No one from Iowa? https://t.co/ciYkw7VjZ1
2/11
2020
King, do you know much about parking ramps? https://t.co/N9l8Z9ldaL
2/8
2020
Seems like we’re moving backward in time at an increasing rate. https://t.co/D60XSolUU8
2/6
2020
Anyone seen Mike? I’ve got his charger. https://t.co/5wyPwitf4nGreat win Chiefs, see you at Hy-vee or that bunny tattoo place.
2/4
2020
South Dakota, not sure we are doing this right? https://t.co/Dd0KJGmeXi
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2/2
2020
Man up bro, Underarmour has a layering system for everyone, especially you! https://t.co/zhCGuOYaJl
1/21
2020
Send in the Sand!!!!
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenSend in the Sand!!!!12th And Lyons for a report of a 2 vehicle non injury accident.
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenBlowing snow is creating whiteout conditions. No travel is advised.
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenThese plow jockeys are the best! City looks great! Use care out there! Care Bears Stare! https://t.co/ekNJNvjyBPDip? That’s a dip? https://t.co/EQ3r9xeb3ySo proud of my neighbor and US immigrant Nanook https://t.co/ZhF8BH9c84I need you https://t.co/gxYfZgeXdt
1/18
2020
i'm not at a lot of minnehaha county commission meetings to judge attendance, but at this morning's — where they're… https://t.co/x2Gljv0Ylk
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenI got you. https://t.co/2vO84GYETQ
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenVipir Van is officially operational. Huizenga orders deployment: "Get your asses out there and go live before… https://t.co/hqPr65WWuw
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1/14
2020
Congratulations, I may have left a prayer cloth there, did you take it? Hopefully not. Thx PTH https://t.co/1wttlXGBxPArgus Leader Upset They Aren’t Part Of Super Mega Awesome News Corporation https://t.co/WPfc1xNgBu https://t.co/pku0Zz2eD9
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1/13
2020
New sneakers for everyone! https://t.co/3fYhTuDVVGMaybe the tax cuts have something to do with this Dusty? https://t.co/EXxrbtu2Hv
1/9
2020
@JannaFarley No magazines? Whew!
1/2
2020
@paultenhaken Nobody rocked a suit and tie like Mr Bonzo. Something to look for in 2020 PTH?Is that the Kremlin? https://t.co/o7IiO9T7D9At midnight, the ball drops, the fireworks launch, the jet flies over, the pumpkin explodes, the volcano erupts, an… https://t.co/OnJEBsdSjd
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenOk, I’ll put you back on the naughty list Hult. https://t.co/Y0DxlP1MACRepresent! Nice haircut Brady, Man Salon? https://t.co/1taz81Z40rIn pursuit, no wait... is KELO here yet? https://t.co/ayviZ40104
1/1
2019
Well played https://t.co/HbAm68uCaM
12/26
2019
@Argus911 Is it pink?Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) Tweeted: Who hasn’t been tripping on mescaline at a TPUSA meeting?… https://t.co/UXzrajWFfI
12/24
2019
Well let’s ban immigrants first, https://t.co/WH7ZhScoF3
12/22
2019
I spell chasm with a K. https://t.co/JxfHedesxt
12/17
2019
Invest in people, and snack foods. https://t.co/iPn9GHniZZ
12/15
2019
Cast Members, follow these steps for cultural sensitivity: 1. Ask if guest is celebrating Christmas 2. If yes, say… https://t.co/AK1QFSzZs6
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenWhen you see that Kristi Noem's daughter and her son in law make a about $120,000 combined, money which, and I'm ju… https://t.co/o3bdCo4VmU
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12/12
2019
Free Cookies from 11pm to 12am on Monday’s https://t.co/yOSUOTEioE#gofundmehockeyguy https://t.co/Ijm7QGIvrK @Gil_Brandt SpongebobCharge my card please https://t.co/BXqAimvVi7Jeff is going to be a fantastic leader and help bring our business growth and advocacy efforts to a new level. Look… https://t.co/BfipMHwW7W
12/10
2019
What’s up Aaron? https://t.co/C2IUIuqMRj
12/9
2019
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12/8
2019
.@RepDustyJohnson when he chooses to wear the same color tie every day https://t.co/uQtrPCXRbh
Retweeted by Fake Paul Ten HakenSTORM DRAIN SUPERSTAR training to be announced soon! #STORMDRAINSUPERSTAR https://t.co/6npl1ac7GxTouché https://t.co/dcsfpHBAAZhttps://t.co/vwVAQZmp8ghttps://t.co/qIZFMm1MFJMetro is the tip of the spear for public safety. We’ve kicked this facility issue down the road too long and look f… https://t.co/rFWqRePpKh
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12/7
2019

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