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TLC @teridrink The Inn at the Prancing Pony

I am one with The Force and The Force is with me.

816 Following   1,030 Followers   86,524 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/20/08


OMG FOR REAL THO https://t.co/Y6f66jYwDUProfessional Rodeo Cowboys Association Horrified To Learn Madison Bumgarner Risking Health As Baseball Pitcher… https://t.co/cFXCRUvqUf
Retweeted by TLCThis makes a terrifying amount of sense. Who hit the CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS button? https://t.co/pix7DyMtygFinally. I am so tired of tweeting about marshmallow sandwiches https://t.co/GkDwBYe1UE
Retweeted by TLCwhooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea and will never die https://t.co/AVSqNd8kMv
Retweeted by TLCT-minus 5 hours until a blue check find a way to pin the sign-stealing on him too https://t.co/Ne4mDGwRxi
Retweeted by TLCFor the love of god UNMUTE THIS https://t.co/MA48mit8MX
Retweeted by TLCWhen you’re having a terrible week and you’ve been agonizing over a project that you’re sure you screwed up and you… https://t.co/i6d6Ai3nHk @AmeriesAttic You are absolutely not. https://t.co/zT0OA1Nt1zYay for night games! https://t.co/mplzxklObp @kevin417 @TreehuggingGal @bRYEian @DaveWantBeer Side note: does that place belong to Tony Stark? Because DAMN. @kevin417 @TreehuggingGal @bRYEian @DaveWantBeer Sure! You guys come up with the $91K/month, I’ve got the $249 handled. 😎Another Spring Training, another amazing photo of Jared Hughes. https://t.co/3JNhCmt82f
Retweeted by TLCIf nothing else, they're just so damned cold, aren't they? https://t.co/Q9NvS2NKlk
Retweeted by TLCDone. https://t.co/gAfM6U9TSt
Retweeted by TLC @joshuaromero Please, sir, take pity on a poor starving kitty who has never been fed, ever! @TreehuggingGal Clearly! I, too, find myself distracted by the tennis ball when I’m nervous. 😂
2/27
2020
This is a very good boy. 😂 https://t.co/MNbvdp8z41I have to wonder what the delivery guy was thinking when he took this picture. 😹 https://t.co/6SEtGOvIJN
2/26
2020
What a lead! https://t.co/RBkx5KCXBf
Retweeted by TLCSix. 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/yx3m26ml58What I love about cats is how they, collectively, as a species, have never been fed, ever
Retweeted by TLCTown Priest: The witches that control the woods are evil. Girl: What do they do? Priest: They aren't heteronormat… https://t.co/qAfCuVshc1
Retweeted by TLCgood morning. does Medusa shave her legs. & if she does how many snakes is she murdering in cold blood. does she ha… https://t.co/U21N7EAqA3
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2/24
2020
Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training. My… https://t.co/hRIDIGdqBm
Retweeted by TLCNew Orleans' Mardi Gras krewes will no longer be able to use tandem floats after a man was struck and killed by one… https://t.co/jdW9yeGM13
Retweeted by TLCTo the graphic designer who graduated from Tyler School of Art and worked for Time magazine and did a VR project fo… https://t.co/1epNOqeBP4
Retweeted by TLChttps://t.co/Y3hGN5tmNO https://t.co/S3rkBiZCrAthe word "slut" just means "a lot of people wanna give you orgasms and ur like "sure that sounds great" how is that bad
Retweeted by TLC @TreehuggingGal @kevin417 @bRYEian @DaveWantBeer there is a table next to us talking about buying like a hundred ac… https://t.co/qsVOdCBaYQYep! I rent, borrow, and thrift my clothes. (It’s also environmentally sustainable!) 🌎 The Post is just mad that y… https://t.co/cwbWkEMcaj
Retweeted by TLC @Richard_Kadrey @gillyarcht I once walked in to Borders Books with my own copy of Burning Chrome. I wanted sit and… https://t.co/GVEyt0j2gO
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2/23
2020
Okay, I WAS watching my @astros. 😕 https://t.co/FuUVOeMb6qReasons I love @FlyingSaucerHou #27: it’s a Saturday evening and I’m watching my @astros in a Spring Training game. 👊🏻🧡💙⚾️This is very definitely the same thing as wishing that babies get cancer. 😒 https://t.co/wNbK1nLpYo @JoshuaAJustice Rice exists on a list of things that are, and are not, food. 🤷🏻‍♀️
2/22
2020
So, you hate socialism, ya say? If you make $50,000/year, $36 of your taxes goes to food stamps. $4,000 goes to co… https://t.co/kLhGX5O5zj
Retweeted by TLCI am running through 28 capital cities of the world wearing this cap. If you would like to buy one (profits go to c… https://t.co/246Ldz9lCx
Retweeted by TLC @TonyG916 We walked out a few years ago (2014? 15?) because they refused to put the Astros game on just one TV duri… https://t.co/YOBV24oFxOToday’s PSA https://t.co/cPigokRXvo
Retweeted by TLCCorrea now has Pendergast Diplomatic Immunity (PDI). He can hire a coked up gorilla masseuse to pulverize his ribs… https://t.co/GeRH9S3aWG
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2/16
2020
Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all. . ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️… https://t.co/eEYzy8YqaW
Retweeted by TLCI have never had the bejesus scared out of me. Bejesus still lives in my heart.
Retweeted by TLCHey @Cody_Bellinger: 1. Keep this same energy for your new teammate, Mookie Betts 2. You hit .143 in that World S… https://t.co/CNpl3FkE1K
Retweeted by TLCHappy Valentine's Day to the love of my life. From day 1 you've always been there for me and I guarantee we'll shuf… https://t.co/IDc5Cn7h3t
Retweeted by TLCHall of Famer John Smoltz with a warning to those who are harshly criticizing the #Astros in the wake of the sign s… https://t.co/GEikVfeoss
Retweeted by TLCSame beer. Poured two ways. The impact of flavor from one faucet to another is amazing. Serving beer only gets bor… https://t.co/aOkCZxEEcM
Retweeted by TLCThat’s a lot of Karens https://t.co/HZeoT4okqP
Retweeted by TLCBreaking: Corporation owned by OSU grads has opinions about cheating. 😒 https://t.co/jwXGzgdrD2 @JoshuaAJustice @snakerainey @BWWings We’ve walked in there and asked them to put on the game during a playoff run… https://t.co/lRLECTwbqA
2/15
2020
your valentine's date has arrived (hdbrosriley IG) https://t.co/UbPDxsyndY
Retweeted by TLCLove to talk on the phone with @JamesCarville https://t.co/ZDGZhGEgst
Retweeted by TLCDon’t cry because it’s over, cry because you just ate an innocent pancake who literally had no idea it was going to die today.
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2/13
2020
Good morning to this tweet and nothing else until I’ve had my coffee. https://t.co/20SN6BjeXI
2/12
2020
Man, this was beautiful. 🙏🏼 https://t.co/uMlAFEddva
Retweeted by TLCVoted in the Democratic primary this morning. The garden society had a bake sale at the polls. I bought a potato ch… https://t.co/lZbHR9WZ10
Retweeted by TLC😒 https://t.co/hVHCcr59QLI'm convinced that for most women, 70% of getting through any rough situation depends on resisting the urge to sham… https://t.co/1kMZCqHva3
Retweeted by TLCListeria? https://t.co/PupOoH0vNQ
Retweeted by TLC @arbuzzy There will always be people who delight in schadenfreude, especially when they *think* they’ve been person… https://t.co/GqPfX935RFTeacher With Brand-New Chalk Holder Must Have Come Into Some Money Recently https://t.co/jzFQytbV5v https://t.co/0KPZMHtBd8
Retweeted by TLCJust received a public report of side roads "slick as butter on a bald monkey". Drive carefully today!
Retweeted by TLC👀 https://t.co/ihCgNuI8qM @AmeriesAttic Related: WHY IS HE SO CUTE??!! 😭 https://t.co/GEOKtdCb1v @AmeriesAttic https://t.co/IzoR4LvJ3aThank you @Girl_IsNoOne and @damnchocobo for putting this magic in my timeline. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/Id96yaJ9fC @damnchocobo @Girl_IsNoOne https://t.co/Op0Ku6cMVII think Houston needs to adopt this mascot. It doesn't even need to be about courteous driving. I just want that gu… https://t.co/ZyeTTwdmYr
Retweeted by TLCOH FFS. 🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/rhQIv0fcxqIt's the PUT SOME OOZE IN YOUR COOZE CRUISE! https://t.co/Tm492VATDc
Retweeted by TLC @AmazingGreis Did it help us win on the road? Did it pitch for Cole and Verlander? Did it hit lead-off homers for S… https://t.co/Ho5DGTiGCv
2/11
2020
This is real. This is a real-life post by an anti-abortion activist. You can’t make this shit up. https://t.co/wDjmU2ZHyh
Retweeted by TLCWow. Wow. Wow. https://t.co/p4ztTau6b3
Retweeted by TLCA Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. H… https://t.co/q0uUaTOElN
Retweeted by TLCWhat a dumb fucking tool you are, your family is embarrassed. At gatherings they’re literally like “how’s Jon doing… https://t.co/ri9xpwA50G
Retweeted by TLCjust wanna remind everyone that these two are making a Thor movie where Natalie Portman is Thor and i'm so excited… https://t.co/75bj44IUo4
Retweeted by TLC @ahmedj777 @TheAcademy It won that too?So what you’re saying is in 2021 Laura Dern plays the Joker. https://t.co/YMeNsk75E2
Retweeted by TLCWell, damn.Olivia Coleman, tho. 👏🏻😂👑I support this tweet. https://t.co/P22qHbTuvENailed it https://t.co/roqq0ohAP4
Retweeted by TLCSuch a mood. 👏🏻 https://t.co/JaKdHDGLN6Imagine being so insecure in your own identity that you can’t celebrate other cultures. https://t.co/SJvfH76Bho @beerinator They were awful. My son was trying to figure out how to fast forward it.They’re not done?Ugh, they annoy the fuck out of me. 🙄I'm gonna be nominated for an Oscar one day. Already claiming it
Retweeted by TLCI am so here for this inclusion. Well done, Oscars.Okay, those are beautiful. https://t.co/4g1hbbCfhBAbout the Crown Act, and why it is necessary: https://t.co/Z7YT2w2nXa
Retweeted by TLCNatalie Portman has the names of all of the female directors who were not nominated at the #Oscars embroidered into… https://t.co/0gHyz6GLjI
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2/10
2020
Bet you had to be pretty cut-throat to score an invite to this wedding! https://t.co/5qbN5LxwFg
Retweeted by TLCImagine how fucking powerful this cat must feel https://t.co/UtInzcC6wx
Retweeted by TLCWell, the after party for @DaveWantBeer’s birthday party has moved to @Brashbrewingco. Join us! https://t.co/20ksq8wbGoThe Shining. https://t.co/Y1T0gaXNKG
Retweeted by TLCShe never stood a chance https://t.co/36k8Pozj4j
Retweeted by TLC-Father murdered at a young age -Becomes an expert combatant -Come up with cool catchphrase -Travels the world -St… https://t.co/wPVXQyRXWQ
Retweeted by TLC @PJOmotorcity @smertz001 OOF. 😖Er, 11-ISH. We’ll be there soon. 😬
2/8
2020

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