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TLC @teridrink The Inn at the Prancing Pony

I am one with The Force and The Force is with me.

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Joined Twitter 11/20/08

OMG FOR REAL THO Rodeo Cowboys Association Horrified To Learn Madison Bumgarner Risking Health As Baseball Pitcher…
Retweeted by TLCThis makes a terrifying amount of sense. Who hit the CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS button? I am so tired of tweeting about marshmallow sandwiches
Retweeted by TLCwhooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea and will never die
Retweeted by TLCT-minus 5 hours until a blue check find a way to pin the sign-stealing on him too
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Retweeted by TLCWhen you’re having a terrible week and you’ve been agonizing over a project that you’re sure you screwed up and you… @AmeriesAttic You are absolutely not. for night games! @kevin417 @TreehuggingGal @bRYEian @DaveWantBeer Side note: does that place belong to Tony Stark? Because DAMN. @kevin417 @TreehuggingGal @bRYEian @DaveWantBeer Sure! You guys come up with the $91K/month, I’ve got the $249 handled. 😎Another Spring Training, another amazing photo of Jared Hughes.
Retweeted by TLCIf nothing else, they're just so damned cold, aren't they?
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Retweeted by TLC @joshuaromero Please, sir, take pity on a poor starving kitty who has never been fed, ever! @TreehuggingGal Clearly! I, too, find myself distracted by the tennis ball when I’m nervous. 😂
This is a very good boy. 😂 have to wonder what the delivery guy was thinking when he took this picture. 😹
What a lead!
Retweeted by TLCSix. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I love about cats is how they, collectively, as a species, have never been fed, ever
Retweeted by TLCTown Priest: The witches that control the woods are evil. Girl: What do they do? Priest: They aren't heteronormat…
Retweeted by TLCgood morning. does Medusa shave her legs. & if she does how many snakes is she murdering in cold blood. does she ha…
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Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training. My…
Retweeted by TLCNew Orleans' Mardi Gras krewes will no longer be able to use tandem floats after a man was struck and killed by one…
Retweeted by TLCTo the graphic designer who graduated from Tyler School of Art and worked for Time magazine and did a VR project fo…
Retweeted by TLC word "slut" just means "a lot of people wanna give you orgasms and ur like "sure that sounds great" how is that bad
Retweeted by TLC @TreehuggingGal @kevin417 @bRYEian @DaveWantBeer there is a table next to us talking about buying like a hundred ac…! I rent, borrow, and thrift my clothes. (It’s also environmentally sustainable!) 🌎 The Post is just mad that y…
Retweeted by TLC @Richard_Kadrey @gillyarcht I once walked in to Borders Books with my own copy of Burning Chrome. I wanted sit and…
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Okay, I WAS watching my @astros. 😕 I love @FlyingSaucerHou #27: it’s a Saturday evening and I’m watching my @astros in a Spring Training game. 👊🏻🧡💙⚾️This is very definitely the same thing as wishing that babies get cancer. 😒 @JoshuaAJustice Rice exists on a list of things that are, and are not, food. 🤷🏻‍♀️
So, you hate socialism, ya say? If you make $50,000/year, $36 of your taxes goes to food stamps. $4,000 goes to co…
Retweeted by TLCI am running through 28 capital cities of the world wearing this cap. If you would like to buy one (profits go to c…
Retweeted by TLC @TonyG916 We walked out a few years ago (2014? 15?) because they refused to put the Astros game on just one TV duri…’s PSA
Retweeted by TLCCorrea now has Pendergast Diplomatic Immunity (PDI). He can hire a coked up gorilla masseuse to pulverize his ribs…
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Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all. . ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️…
Retweeted by TLCI have never had the bejesus scared out of me. Bejesus still lives in my heart.
Retweeted by TLCHey @Cody_Bellinger: 1. Keep this same energy for your new teammate, Mookie Betts 2. You hit .143 in that World S…
Retweeted by TLCHappy Valentine's Day to the love of my life. From day 1 you've always been there for me and I guarantee we'll shuf…
Retweeted by TLCHall of Famer John Smoltz with a warning to those who are harshly criticizing the #Astros in the wake of the sign s…
Retweeted by TLCSame beer. Poured two ways. The impact of flavor from one faucet to another is amazing. Serving beer only gets bor…
Retweeted by TLCThat’s a lot of Karens
Retweeted by TLCBreaking: Corporation owned by OSU grads has opinions about cheating. 😒 @JoshuaAJustice @snakerainey @BWWings We’ve walked in there and asked them to put on the game during a playoff run…
your valentine's date has arrived (hdbrosriley IG)
Retweeted by TLCLove to talk on the phone with @JamesCarville
Retweeted by TLCDon’t cry because it’s over, cry because you just ate an innocent pancake who literally had no idea it was going to die today.
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Good morning to this tweet and nothing else until I’ve had my coffee.
Man, this was beautiful. 🙏🏼
Retweeted by TLCVoted in the Democratic primary this morning. The garden society had a bake sale at the polls. I bought a potato ch…
Retweeted by TLC😒'm convinced that for most women, 70% of getting through any rough situation depends on resisting the urge to sham…
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Retweeted by TLC @arbuzzy There will always be people who delight in schadenfreude, especially when they *think* they’ve been person… With Brand-New Chalk Holder Must Have Come Into Some Money Recently
Retweeted by TLCJust received a public report of side roads "slick as butter on a bald monkey". Drive carefully today!
Retweeted by TLC👀 @AmeriesAttic Related: WHY IS HE SO CUTE??!! 😭 @AmeriesAttic you @Girl_IsNoOne and @damnchocobo for putting this magic in my timeline. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @damnchocobo @Girl_IsNoOne think Houston needs to adopt this mascot. It doesn't even need to be about courteous driving. I just want that gu…
Retweeted by TLC @AmazingGreis Did it help us win on the road? Did it pitch for Cole and Verlander? Did it hit lead-off homers for S…
This is real. This is a real-life post by an anti-abortion activist. You can’t make this shit up.
Retweeted by TLCWow. Wow. Wow.
Retweeted by TLCA Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. H…
Retweeted by TLCWhat a dumb fucking tool you are, your family is embarrassed. At gatherings they’re literally like “how’s Jon doing…
Retweeted by TLCjust wanna remind everyone that these two are making a Thor movie where Natalie Portman is Thor and i'm so excited…
Retweeted by TLC @ahmedj777 @TheAcademy It won that too?So what you’re saying is in 2021 Laura Dern plays the Joker.
Retweeted by TLCWell, damn.Olivia Coleman, tho. 👏🏻😂👑I support this tweet. it
Retweeted by TLCSuch a mood. 👏🏻 being so insecure in your own identity that you can’t celebrate other cultures. @beerinator They were awful. My son was trying to figure out how to fast forward it.They’re not done?Ugh, they annoy the fuck out of me. 🙄I'm gonna be nominated for an Oscar one day. Already claiming it
Retweeted by TLCI am so here for this inclusion. Well done, Oscars.Okay, those are beautiful. the Crown Act, and why it is necessary:
Retweeted by TLCNatalie Portman has the names of all of the female directors who were not nominated at the #Oscars embroidered into…
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Bet you had to be pretty cut-throat to score an invite to this wedding!
Retweeted by TLCImagine how fucking powerful this cat must feel
Retweeted by TLCWell, the after party for @DaveWantBeer’s birthday party has moved to @Brashbrewingco. Join us! Shining.
Retweeted by TLCShe never stood a chance
Retweeted by TLC-Father murdered at a young age -Becomes an expert combatant -Come up with cool catchphrase -Travels the world -St…
Retweeted by TLC @PJOmotorcity @smertz001 OOF. 😖Er, 11-ISH. We’ll be there soon. 😬