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Zee @TeriizaTylenol Minneapolis, MN

Caffeine. Nicotine. THC. MPLS.

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Joined Twitter 7/24/07


You ever have like 3 conversations going with one person? Me and my bestie are always having multiple conversations… https://t.co/1QW3q4Pava
11/28
2020
Just got overjoyed that I can *kind of* smell the cinnamon rolls in baking. Covid sucks ass, stay the fuck home.
11/26
2020
And the weird dreams continue, dreamt that we went to riot fest even though it was cancelled. But for some reason r… https://t.co/jAeBSiCeY9
11/24
2020
I want to live in a country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist.
Retweeted by ZeeWatched the musical episode of buffy the other night. I’ve had ‘I’ve got a theory’ stuck in my head since then. 🤷🏻‍♀️Had a dream that a couple people asked me what toxic masculinity is and as I started to explain I was immediately i… https://t.co/k9Iw8fOFXB
11/23
2020
Limewire was just diet Napster.
11/22
2020
It’s always a Baja Blast with you around.
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11/20
2020
@TheOnlyRealSage @EvanfromSoDak Thanks Sage! I’m on day 5 and I’m finally starting to feel a little better.Gotta give a shout-out to @EvanfromSoDak for being the best partner while I have covid. He has done the dishes ever… https://t.co/o6kwvDEVwE @panicbombbby Cause you’re in mine too. https://t.co/TiOvyHSzuv @panicbombbby My god, I’m so flattered. ☺️Oh my god are pinned conversations on iPhones the new top 8?! @panicbombbby Yes dude!! New update includes a new pack of reactions you can buy with nook miles and one of the reactions is SITTING DOWN!!I just got way too excited about being able to sit on the ground in animal crossing now. My poor boyfriend has to f… https://t.co/x2m2W184mz
11/19
2020
Amen to this shit. Can’t tell you how many thanksgiving dinners I have missed cause I had to work early the next mo… https://t.co/iJQWOlaz6J
11/18
2020
@peterbcounter Good Jorb, I say that all the time and always have to explain it to people. One day someone will kno… https://t.co/DC1bExlpIq
11/17
2020
@TrashLoaf This is the most Minnesotan shit I’ve seen all day.Honestly as a retail employee I am fucking terrified right now. I would really love to hold up in my house until th… https://t.co/mRJPacuvP1Okay, so things are worse covid wise than they were when we shut down in March. So why the hell aren’t we shutting… https://t.co/Go4vWNGr0Y
11/15
2020
@TrashLoaf That’s pretty embarrassing but mine was princessxofxmusic sooo ya know we were all embarrassments in the mid 2000s. 🤷🏻‍♀️My pop socket stopped being sticky and I’m having a hell of a time trying to hold my phone without it.“I’m not alone, cause the TVs on.” Has been my motto for so long, especially when I lived by myself, tv was on cons… https://t.co/EiPRkqyZD8
11/13
2020
@panicbombbby @MatthewLillard Totally! He’s one of those people that I feel lucky to be alive at the same time he is, ya know? @panicbombbby @MatthewLillard Matthew Lillard is by far one of my top 5 favorite actors of all time. He has such in… https://t.co/dQhGUaa04K
11/12
2020
My dealership really really wants to buy my car back. Which is cool but idk if I want to trade in my car right now. 🤷🏻‍♀️
11/10
2020
@bawi0801 Hahah I think you’re talking about my boyfriend. There was absolutely a list and that is just how RSD wor… https://t.co/wgkm8xXNeFWould have been my 8th anniversary with DITV today. 😭 I miss my DITV fam and managing a record store. I know I’m in… https://t.co/nW4UIqRoVvYou know, I don’t care for capitalism or this democracy much at all. However I will say it is pretty cool that we h… https://t.co/sPyTz0xQDG @panicbombbby Because what they really mean is “my life matters and only mine” selfish fucking assholes the whole lot of them. 🤷🏻‍♀️
11/9
2020
Being woken up on a Sunday morning by roofers putting a new roof on our duplex is certainly not how I wanted to start my day.I always forget that Teddy Dunn played a super minor one off character on Gilmore girls before he played the most b… https://t.co/RzV2ZPDXr2
11/8
2020
@TrashLoaf I have too many ideas and not enough money to execute them all at once. 😅 my advice is just stop thinkin… https://t.co/UJcT2jEcWt @TrashLoaf You like so many rad things dude! Just get something you like. 🤷🏻‍♀️Started a tattoo of my sweet Angel baby Louis today. It’s the most perfect depiction of him, having your tattoo art… https://t.co/1pQRagdrflDid everyone forget how to drive today?! I almost got hit by two cars at the four way stop in my neighborhood. 🙄🙄🙄Finally!! Breathing a sigh of relief for a moment today, and then we still have tons of work to do.
11/7
2020
@featJeb Oh shit, you mean that isn’t how everyone does their laundry??Wow, I fucking hate the way men look at me in public. Like dude you don’t deserve to even look at me, stop staring!… https://t.co/XPFXQrJt3R @ohshit_aj So true, it was a nice side effect!
11/6
2020
Anyone else just randomly getting super sad and like ready to just full on sob at any moment?I think I would be having less of an identity crisis because of leaving DITV if I could go to first Ave and see a d… https://t.co/SXVDhOglJvJust super glued my shoe back together in the parking lot of my store. So that’s how my day is going. 🤷🏻‍♀️Apparently a side effect of my pandemic and election anxiety is that I just talk to my mom on the phone for almost 3 hours. 😅
11/5
2020
@KayakDollparts So glad he won Wisconsin but of course that fascist pig wants a recount. I also hate it here. 😫 @TrashLoaf Fucking seriously. 😅I can’t believe we are relying on Wisconsin and Michigan to get this fascist out of office. 😅
11/4
2020
I voted early and made sure my ballot was received and counted. If you haven’t voted yet PLEASE go today! Mn has sa… https://t.co/2PjjpsZM96 @Grettasucksss Why are men?! 🙄🙄🙄
11/3
2020
Went to sallys to get hair color and I just had the nicest time. It was so nice to go into a small empty store and… https://t.co/Qu2d9XePBTAlso I’m a fucking idiot cause the meeting is based in california and it starts at 1pm. I was thinking we were behi… https://t.co/Jte74vZSW9I have somehow managed to avoid any kind for zoom meeting this whole year. I’m doing my first one today and it’s fo… https://t.co/H8rb3LmhXP
11/1
2020
@SIFpod okay, I’m listening to the episode on microwaves and I just wanted to let you know I don’t have a microwave… https://t.co/U83bA6pukw @ohshit_aj I haaaate it. 😩
10/31
2020
Okay, what the fuck? I THOUGHT about looking for an air purifier and got this email. I did not search anywhere or s… https://t.co/xwVhKkVhTl @KayakDollparts @SpencerGustafs1 @panicbombbby What the actual fuck?! I am not okay with this on multiple levels. L… https://t.co/G083stqMCW
10/30
2020
Had to get an extension on my car payment since I’m in between two jobs and the options were to have the thing I ha… https://t.co/GSwsWuPRSY
10/29
2020
@Grettasucksss I am the assistant manager for 2 ‘Good Things’ stores now!
10/28
2020
Had my first day at my new job today. I miss DITV but I do think this was the right move for me at the right time. So all is well. ❤️
10/27
2020
Also because I read this digitally I was solicited this giant bean bag chair. Even though I know Zoeys has too be m… https://t.co/Nk0yqGSiNPFrom cover to cover this book kept me highly entertained, I laughed and cried through it. David Wong has a way of r… https://t.co/IZwvl2xBGM
10/25
2020
I got the job, oh my god I’m so relieved and excited to start this new chapter in my life. 🎉❤️ Thank you to everyon… https://t.co/Kmshsn6h0g
10/23
2020
@Grettasucksss You could get a lil ghost accent nail! ☺️👻 @panicbombbby I am not about to get close enough to a stranger to shove them rn. Post pandemic I’ll get back to str… https://t.co/hTCqkSRpxKKid in target told me my jacket was sick. Looks like I’m still keeping up with the kids. 😅I feel so lucky to exist at the same time as Ryan Young. I’ve never related to a band more. All of his lyrics put w… https://t.co/MyeeVe1z1GDo those sites that claim to boost your credit score actually work?? I wanna buy a house but I have to raise my score by about 80 points.I have read probably 1000s of books at this point in my life and I have never ever cried while reading. But holy sh… https://t.co/xC8cj0FUZ4
10/22
2020
I have officially put 400 hours into animal crossing and I don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed?? @SpencerGustafs1 @EvanfromSoDak GET READY TO CRY SPENCER! All of season six is a sob fest. 😂Does gen z even know who David letterman is? @EvanfromSoDak and I are gonna watch the last episode of schitts creek tonight, I am not ready for how much I am gonna sob through it. 😭😭
10/21
2020
Our landlord is raising our rent by $80 in January and he feels so so bad about it. I’m like hey man, I’ve lived he… https://t.co/ucOMaMhgj7
10/20
2020
Can you imagine working on a movie with Johnny Knoxville?! It was just been never ending pranks. @TrashLoaf Good things in st.paul. It’s a fun gift and clothing store!Also, hello I am a slightly alternative young professional now! 🤓 https://t.co/x1FxD9P7gOInterview went so well! Now I just wait to hear if I got it. Wish me luck yall! I really want this job. 🤞🏻Thank you @lizzo for the confidence boost on my way to my interview today. 💅 https://t.co/XrGJsiCVVI @TrashLoaf My god, that is so true! What the fuck?!Lady at Nicollet Ave target forgot to give me a parking voucher for my pickup order. I just paid $8 to park my car… https://t.co/T1d2dWiz6h
10/19
2020
Also 0/10 do not recommend going to a mall in a pandemic. 😅 not fun, never would have gone had it not been essential. 😔Went shopping for more professional clothes today since I have a 2nd interview on Monday (yay!!) but I discovered I… https://t.co/JGZSArwEcoNew @Tampax tagline https://t.co/x82R9gnlka
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10/17
2020
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10/15
2020
10 years ago I read ‘John Dies at the End’ in one night. Today I started reading ‘Zoey punches the Future in the Di… https://t.co/aGSKhYL0lmThis last week really has felt like summer in October. So this was the most appropriate song today. https://t.co/sQoryXuEugBeen a while since I’ve watched Gilmore Girls. I needed to calm some anxiety today and decided to put on an episode… https://t.co/N83qdPuw9SNothing like telling your old manager that she is the reason you are even in retail management to begin with. I wou… https://t.co/4p4vOOKf77
10/13
2020
Interview went great. Just have to wait a few days to hear back. So until then I will be manifesting that I got the… https://t.co/biExvxTW4eThanks lady who told me she loved my hair as soon as I stepped out of my car to go to my interview. That’s exactly… https://t.co/wNzv4hfrlS
10/12
2020
I finally have my animal crossing island to a point that I’m really happy with how it looks. It’s not 100% done but… https://t.co/dFGFjey0gt
10/11
2020
@KayakDollparts @SpencerGustafs1 Oh shit, yes??? @SpencerGustafs1 @GreenDay @EvanfromSoDak Shiiiit I already have an earlier repress though.. 😅 totally gonna have t… https://t.co/986T5VwUso @SpencerGustafs1 Dammit! I need them! Looks like target carries them seasonally around the holidays.What is this sorcery?! I need these immediately! https://t.co/o4sMy5aM1lI have an interview on Monday!! I’m so happy I could cry, this job hunt has not been fun at all and this job sounds… https://t.co/14BbajXZI6
10/9
2020
Yuuup. https://t.co/atZEva6rH5
10/7
2020
I just wanna go to a show, god dammit. All the live albums in the world aren’t enough. I miss getting a watered dow… https://t.co/pDYRHAGFml
10/6
2020
Cleaned my car and got a car wash today. It’s like my lil spark is brand new again!I did terrible at parallel parking during my drivers test. At the time I was like, no big deal I live in the suburb… https://t.co/3VXnwblJQM
10/5
2020

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