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Hi, I’m @jaybsauceda. I love Texas and you should too. Submit content via DM.

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Big Tex lives rent free in my mind https://t.co/8ng3xP3IMI
9/24
2020
Stay safe and keep the sun and bugs at bay with the extra Texan Neck Gaiters. https://t.co/DLF8vKEdcR https://t.co/A17bkBdmY5⭐️ Feeling ... https://t.co/sL9wbm1Rxp https://t.co/BmncoRTChf
9/23
2020
Designed and printed deep in the Heart of Texas 💓 https://t.co/L6R9HmAMA9 https://t.co/3F40Oje3FzThe race to roll down all the windows in real https://t.co/uHLqkYX7tyCheck out our latest To-Do List if you haven't already! https://t.co/Scif8HUziK
9/22
2020
It's always the humidity... https://t.co/2Jlp8SglK0What's in your tote? 🛍️ Get yours: https://t.co/lZrfXm1gK9 https://t.co/UHYxwQwZmVCome join our team in Austin 🤠 Get more info → https://t.co/Ci89AlSyTw https://t.co/OUjW6OC4rn
9/21
2020
Austin, your weird is showing https://t.co/Z5gDzgxgvO
9/20
2020
Shop like a Texan: https://t.co/IwHhqN1jub 🤠 https://t.co/DlUQJn57ipI am officially ✨ triggered✨ u/phrresehelp https://t.co/vYO9k3RfN7
9/19
2020
Loving Dr Pepper is a personality trait at this point
Retweeted by Texas HumorI bet this guy is from Houston https://t.co/RMTdP82NQEThere's truly nothing like a Buc-ee's bathroom https://t.co/9QrdpRILsaSteal the Sale 🔥https://t.co/PpuX1D25kc https://t.co/x1VET6lkHw
9/18
2020
This book has everything you need to know about bein' Texan. Not to mention a few killer recipes 🌮… https://t.co/1XDPatIjfeThe people must know that I'm from Texas! Thanks Matthew Hall on Facebook for this absolute GEM https://t.co/UoSeWR10q6Have you seen our latest To-Do List? It's a little random, but great nonetheless. https://t.co/qEbdAPpC0o
9/17
2020
You know what? I'm offended. Queso is more than just "melted cheese" https://t.co/EgxqqYjZk2What's your favorite Texas Beer? 🍻 🔻 🔻 🔻 Use code TACOTUESDAY30 for 30% OFF: https://t.co/eNpNYxapbQ https://t.co/sBxSlKJExU
9/16
2020
Cheers to Texas and cheers to 30% OFF our Food and Drink Collection 🍻 Use code TACOTUESDAY30 at checkout →… https://t.co/vbE8JCFJnhFriendly Reminder: It's Taco Tuesday! 🌮🌮🌮 Use code TACOTUESDAY30 for 30% OFF Food + Drink → https://t.co/vqsUEIYh6UThis is y’all. Yeah all y’all. https://t.co/sROJjvujdo
9/15
2020
Bless your heart if you haven't seen our To-Do List yet https://t.co/Abin3cW8Ur https://t.co/MXTy2MgOM6Stay Kind. Stay Texan. https://t.co/DiCOqbzxQB https://t.co/0Mq3o4ymtEWhen something is just a little bit off... https://t.co/kSfvqBOvMKIt's just better here, ask anyone ⭐️ https://t.co/iDcOhm00wa https://t.co/QoMEyguhwK
9/14
2020
It's always a sad moment when the fajitas aren't coming to your table... https://t.co/wi7WoUPgvMLet these save ya time when you're having to bless some hearts 💕 https://t.co/JntSoHRJ8u https://t.co/lT9OyXZ1m2Retweet if you're livin' that Texan State of Mind 😎 https://t.co/tW9gGfz2Vi https://t.co/3V0JNHbquL
9/13
2020
Wednesday's To-Do List for ya! Have you seen it yet? https://t.co/Gb2m3XnX4UI'm usually a 3 or an 11 depending on my mood, which one are you? https://t.co/up2x18Uz0pWhich Texas town is next on your bucket list? → https://t.co/xYawNyFs8Z https://t.co/zNUAaZpzPsI like being prepared when I travel https://t.co/DB9ZyYVaed
9/12
2020
It really is one of our favorite pastimes, and you know what? I'm darn proud of it! https://t.co/2LvX7pwIkaWho needs their heart blessed? 💓 https://t.co/VunKih05vr https://t.co/W7knx9AxK8It’s so true it burns. https://t.co/OgTNVAdf5V
9/11
2020
You're gonna 💓 these NEW ARRIVALS! https://t.co/6xp75j3gWD https://t.co/YYcmib7liDEvery word has a hidden meaning... https://t.co/2YrqdMawJiMerry Christmas to everyone in Texas except Houston. #ColdFront https://t.co/lJYi7EymxR
Retweeted by Texas HumorIt's FALL y'all 🍂 Use code FALL40 to layer up with 40% OFF all long sleeves and outerwear ❄️… https://t.co/cNN1CbbQOBWhat's your favorite beverage that makes you a tipsy Texan? 🍻 https://t.co/CUzhwyakYl https://t.co/vwH1k6EPzX
9/10
2020
Vol. 36 of our Texas To-Do List is out! Click the link to check it out! https://t.co/GmC549dcHj⭐️The stars at night are big and bright ⭐️ 👏👏👏👏 → https://t.co/7UKazYewNc https://t.co/Wr2eHRmGaP🤠Land of the Yee Home of the Haw 🤠Lone Star State 🤠Republic of Texas What's your favorite name for the best stat… https://t.co/BN5glkhtRrIt's all fun and games until I have to whip out my winter coat https://t.co/dW4dptaFmE
9/9
2020
It's a necessary fact the EVERYONE should know https://t.co/BCA1oDyEq5What city would go in that blank space? I'll start; Dallas 😅 https://t.co/VkzKEi2nwNLiterally every Texan. Every last friggin one of us. https://t.co/SxyLuvqcwo🚨 Sale ends at midnight! → https://t.co/4BrtWPAek9 https://t.co/U2X1Xkqnpk
9/8
2020
Sale ends at MIDNIGHT! Stock up on Texas → https://t.co/4BrtWPAek9 https://t.co/AoXzWJZNIzHow are people confused? It's just Texas! https://t.co/bkcRHBDm33⭐️ https://t.co/4BrtWPAek9 ⭐️ https://t.co/z3NVO9s5aj
9/7
2020
Top 5 things on this shirt, GO! Grab this tee and more classics for 30% OFF → https://t.co/RaMvKYRlYn https://t.co/wWV8fmf0nLNeed more Texas? ⭐️ https://t.co/4BrtWPAek9 https://t.co/3j4IqDzIPmMe after walking barefoot at Schlitterbahn https://t.co/jWxtpqJWdM
9/6
2020
Texas. Plain and simple. 🔥 All New arrivals 20% OFF at https://t.co/iIXISRLhC1 https://t.co/PVNyzUcwLv
9/5
2020
We don't get snow...just ice https://t.co/LOKu9hFNLhDon't miss it → https://t.co/4BrtWPAek9 https://t.co/qXwVIelxvWSnag this tee for 30% OFF and then hop in line at Whataburger 🍔 You'll be glad ya did →https://t.co/2E6xMMHzfK https://t.co/Bdr0caQ7pQGalveston is great, but the beaches are something else... https://t.co/6cfFY228i3Can confirm that coffee and alcohol have been in my mug. A+ mug right here https://t.co/bLMmeTV6cn https://t.co/zT1u1lhHGv
Retweeted by Texas HumorShop the sale! https://t.co/4BrtWPAek9 https://t.co/99GfhbCDbl
9/4
2020
All that's missing is some fancy ketchup https://t.co/YHxHxTBEv1You might've missed the corn moon, but don't miss this To-Do list: https://t.co/otmLUPpUzkLubbock, Texas never fails to take my breath away ✨🥰 https://t.co/eTMQrojpFf
Retweeted by Texas HumorYee Haw! 🔥This tee is BACK IN STOCK and 20% OFF! 🔥 Shop the Labor Day sale: https://t.co/22wCQTPF58 https://t.co/B5Bu54q47ZJust wait til they weigh 40 pounds https://t.co/ZSp3RBN62I @IMDB_21 Unfortunately, we discontinued our Growlers ☹️Texas >>>> Maryland https://t.co/VgKSjvOU1HThe Labor Day Weekend sale starts now! ⭐️ Add some more Texas to your closet with 20 to 50% OFF →… https://t.co/FjED7V0N0GSaw this and had to share it. Can I get a BEE HAW? https://t.co/oCZPkP3gop
9/3
2020
@Whataburger What is this? I need ANSWERS. https://t.co/EuCXYnd0PC @RichOToole Is that not your car?Haven’t succumbed to it yet, but if there ever was a year, 2020 would be it. 10/10 guaranteed to make me smile bef… https://t.co/MB2mVwJ918
Retweeted by Texas HumorIt’s hard to be humble when you’re Texan. https://t.co/9DgkqlAuHk
9/2
2020
Texas: The land of the YEE and home of the HAW 🤠 → https://t.co/en6YTosJDM https://t.co/dhAtz26DmL
9/1
2020
Our latest To-Do List is out. Have you seen it yet? If not, click the link to check it ou! https://t.co/CkH636ffFgCheck out our New Arrivals! https://t.co/jUg5q2lniu https://t.co/oaUcjprnrJ
8/31
2020
Texas ain't just a beautiful place, it's a state of mind ❤️ https://t.co/pAekyJ5h6I https://t.co/DTMXyF7OLNThe dedication. I'm in awe. Submitted by: @Uncletbird https://t.co/MYqzFogKFq
8/30
2020
9 out of 10 dentists are quaking right now https://t.co/uj069CqkwmTexas. Plain and simple. 🔥 https://t.co/hvqFySKUPF https://t.co/MlrRD7rJnEVol. 33 of our To-Do List is up! Check it out if you haven't already. https://t.co/jobyJ7mLr2If you're offended, that just means its true https://t.co/oZesIFZp4L
8/29
2020
Texas above all. Texas over everything. ⭐️ Snag this NEW TEE → https://t.co/P23TphQXeN https://t.co/MfxvZyN5KOOH NO! A nak*d tortilla! What 3 things would you add to make these decent? https://t.co/flThiix4vSAn important public announcement. https://t.co/FHJAlGnKzw
8/28
2020
I was gonna choose Buc-ee's, but maybe I'll go with Buc-ee's?? https://t.co/cJ5iF2LSegA roadtrip through Texas may take less time than reading everything on this tee 🗺️ https://t.co/jZo3Q0CwXp https://t.co/m5fSuTgeY9Armadillos are really out here...on the side of the road https://t.co/hCJr5pnMoLIs your hometown on the Texas Towns tee? Check it here —> https://t.co/OHqW9QOMg2 https://t.co/X09cdeZBIJ
8/27
2020
Our latest To-Do List is up! Go check it out 😎 https://t.co/bTKsMCMmvMand by dog face we meant → 🐶Happy #NationalDogDay! Let me see your Texas pups Dog face ... and if you're looking to get 'em something nice, we… https://t.co/XkMwWXpkAeAs a Texan, which one irritates you the most when you see it in a social media post about Texas?
Retweeted by Texas HumorHave you had your morning "coffee" yet? ☕️ Grab a mug → https://t.co/CpHpzd65cQ https://t.co/28TPZ3JJEm
8/26
2020
Now this is my kind of coffee https://t.co/arAj9ZOjGnWe get to tweet and meme about Texas for a living. But memes don’t grow on trees. And tweets don’t pay the bills.… https://t.co/sOcz6Gz0qW
8/25
2020

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