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Joined Twitter 7/6/10


When @Applebees gives you legit crumbs for your spin dip. https://t.co/MBLQIm1oMT
12/5
2019
“if i’m wearing my rent the runway shirt i’m not about to go to a chain restaurant” @thatchiclex keeping it real
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11/28
2019
Just curious when @Mango will get better customer service
11/7
2019
Really frustrating how @Mango ‘s customer service won’t be accomdating what so ever. Sent me the wrong size in boot… https://t.co/0lpd3olR8h
10/29
2019
Of course the Chicago @the_wing is unexpectedly closed when I’m traveling for work... 🙃
10/22
2019
why was this me at every college party? https://t.co/7FB0j5MVk2
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10/1
2019
Is it too late to be on the @BachelorABC ♥️
9/18
2019
@thisismarceline Not all offices are like this
8/14
2019
@clhorning So artsy
8/11
2019
Wish there was a dating app with only British men
8/2
2019
Saw DVF, David Blane, and Seth Myers all in one night. #newyork
7/18
2019
@asarachene Hahahaha yess
7/16
2019
@clhorning @FranSamb Thought about this today as well
7/3
2019
Just left the gym and there’s an ice cream truck on my block... I now have an ice cream cone 🍦
7/2
2019
@a_smiffz My dream
6/18
2019
@asarachene Of course♥️♥️♥️ @asarachene NEVER!Hows your day going? Great, it’s only 8am and my purse already got stuck in the subway doors lol
6/14
2019
@marleyyelaine He’s the worst!!!!!
6/12
2019
@thisismarceline #blueday
6/7
2019
Is there like a Diet Prada for music? lol
6/6
2019
So @billieeilish is great
6/1
2019
@Bronnystixx Thing is... you are tall in the nyc population
5/26
2019
@thisismarceline Yes pleasePlease @ me if this is untrueCome to the conclusion only 5ft men live in nyc
5/25
2019
Gave my seamstress a Kiehl’s Butterstick in hopes she doesn’t mess up my jeans
5/24
2019
Wish I could spend Mother’s Day with my mama ♥️😭 https://t.co/4oj3QybQrqboy on hinge: “what do you like to do in your free time?” me: “pet dogs...do you have one?” @clhorning Hi 😍Today is the perfect day for online shopping 🌧
5/12
2019
Lol to anyone who witnessed me try to do a floor workout routine
5/11
2019
Your girl just signed herself up for a gym membership... lol #whoisshe
5/9
2019
Just had a salad for dinner... but really all I want is fettuccine alfredo, chicken tenders, pizza, and french fries
5/8
2019
A woman just stepped on my foot to push past me to sit down on the subway #newyork #MondayMorning
5/6
2019
@alyssafrank11 Never related to something more
4/28
2019
Trying to attend @createcultivate in NYC next weekend if anybody knows where I can get an extra ticket!
4/27
2019
Thought Timothee Chalamet was in my Uber... almost passed out
4/26
2019
When you’ve been sitting in a @lyft @LGAairport for an hour... #getmeout
4/22
2019
This morning I saw a grown man’s ass on my morning commute #ilovenyc
4/15
2019
@thisismarceline TRANSFER TRANSFER TRANSFER
4/1
2019
@kaceydavidson_ Real question though, why do we still have change?
3/24
2019
New song ‘Patience’ out now - https://t.co/ESRXXsgcsx https://t.co/FGr8MK0Qbb
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3/22
2019
When your goal in life is to be able to afford an Uber X as your main transportation
3/10
2019
You know you’re in nyc when you accidentally bump someone and they give you the death stareWhen you tell a boy you’re watching @TheBachelorTV and he instantly ghosts you 🌹👻
2/19
2019
I’ve watched an impressive amount of @NewGirlonFOX today
2/16
2019
So thankful for the aussie who recommended @tameimpala all those years ago.
2/15
2019
2nd time seeing a man and his pig walking around nyc
2/11
2019
Damn, I want chicken tendersSpeaking to Australians ”Are you from the uk or something?” -@kaceydavidson_
2/9
2019
“You alright” @KaceyDavidson11
2/3
2019
He literally asked everyone around him to send good vibes as I had a job interview that day♥️✨Thank you @clhorning for being one of my biggest supporters besides my mom haha ♥️
1/27
2019
Hey Michigan people, please send me @VernorsSodaI ended up using my gift card and my drink was sadly terrible. Vanilla chai from @Starbucks is a no go 😭When you get an email from @Starbucks reminding you that you have a $5 gift card that hasn’t been used from 2015...
1/26
2019
Eating dinner at 10:30 just seems logical in nyc
1/24
2019
@Alyssa_Kohler @glossier Nicest compliment I could ever recieve♥️✨Someone stopped me on the subway to ask what perfume I was wearing... just @glossier You, baby https://t.co/Xl7sAiy5UwYou know you’re an adult when you get excited about getting a vacuum cleaner
1/23
2019
@thisismarceline This hurts my heart💔
1/19
2019
The strangers in my Uber invited me to go to out with them... do I do it?
1/13
2019
@thisismarceline This is such a struggle for me... always carsick in ubers
1/10
2019
@DHLUSHelp my package was soaking wet and damaged the prints I ordered... do I contact you or the company I ordered from?when the barista says they’re out of chocolate to make her hot chocolate as a lady from ups is rolling in boxes… https://t.co/1xO7TIKbwv
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1/7
2018
I asked for an ice water at Starbucks and ended up getting a scalding cup of hot water... didn’t have the heart to… https://t.co/t9l5yHiudl
12/31
2018
If I did that on the subway I’d instantly become a memeOh how I missed singing in the car
12/22
2018
@clhorning @thisismarceline Duhhhh
12/20
2018
Come home for the holidays to see I’ve been demoted to sharing a room with my brother. Don’t move out, it’s a trapWhy do people with babies and children fly Spirit? I can’t think of a more personal hellTbh I can’t tell if it’s a child meowing or a catSomeone has a cat at the airport and it won’t stop meowing... I swear to god airports are turning into zoos
12/19
2018
Excited to go home and actually be able to afford brunch
12/16
2018
The only time I get hit on is in UbersMy Uber driver told me I look identical to his ex girlfriend and proceeded to offer to drive me to the laundromat a… https://t.co/3SR67NgCU5
12/13
2018
Today I went to Santa Con, I also ripped my pants and bought a box of cheese it’s for dinner. #nyc
12/9
2018
Hey @agoldejeans are the Jamie Hi-rise classic in passenger the same pair available @REVOLVE ? There’s a price diff… https://t.co/9haw5fWDCB
11/28
2018
Had a stranger ask for one of my truffle fries while at the park #onlyinnycToday my lyft driver welcomes me by saying “Your profile picture doesn’t look like a mother of two” #lifeofananny
11/14
2018
I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @HPPlayNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 ($20 per Part) #CursedChildNYC
10/19
2018
Happy 59th anniversary to the Delta Delta Chapter/@sigmakappa_cmu at Central Michigan University! https://t.co/UaPpZHDyrE
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9/26
2018
Women & girls deserve the chance to survive and live healthy lives so they can pursue their dreams. @JustinTrudeauhttps://t.co/6fhor49S2R
9/10
2018
@thisismarceline My heart♥️when your best friend moves to ny you take photos together before she leaves🌻🥤 https://t.co/p41UIG9MNi
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9/2
2018
Check out what I'm selling on my @depop shop 💸 https://t.co/7mQbLcUSg8
8/14
2018
Feelings change. Moods change. Bodies change. Bring in a bra to your Aerie store—any brand, any style. We’ll donate… https://t.co/UB8XB6sxQc
Retweeted by lex kelly ▲ @shakeshack do you guys have a customer service number? I bought a friend an e-gift card and it was sent to the wrong email!
8/12
2018
Iceland 2018 https://t.co/KtUEP25PV9 via @YouTube
7/9
2018
@taaylormarieee I feel this 💕
7/7
2018
Just trying to see @OhWonderMusic tonight in Detroit! ✨ hmu it you’re selling your tickets!!
7/6
2018
I've Moved!! https://t.co/gSvLlngupu on @bloglovin
6/14
2018
@clhorning Soon♥️♥️♥️ @clhorning hehehe🙈When you send your mom a photo of you and your dog and she immediately posts it on her Instagram
6/12
2018
My boyfriend proceeded to text me and ask if I was alright after seeing this tweet ^
6/8
2018
I swear I only tweet about embarrassing things that happen to meDrove to work listening to the @WICKED_Musical soundtrack; now I’m crying
6/7
2018
@thisismarceline 🙈🙈🙈
5/31
2018

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