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KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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This was one of my Trapper folders from high school. In the 80’s, this was our cellphone: it kept your important da… https://t.co/iO4a1Ogt2TIn 1989, I attended @EugeneLang for the Jan - May semester. I chose Lang because it was a writer’s school - and th… https://t.co/VrvuFtX9zBThe “Wake & Bake” show I do 3x a week has become one of my favorite outlets for self expression. It’s all very mast… https://t.co/ptfNVqdwoSSUNDAY at 4pst/7est! @marcbernardin and I talk about @TheCWSupergirl, @BlackWidow moving and more on the 299th epis… https://t.co/aG0WfnrKyY
9/27
2020
And that’s a wrap on the Mooby’s Pop-Up in Jersey! Thank you to everyone who sold us out all week! Biggest thanks t… https://t.co/LlILaDerPXTake off this Iron Bob mask (available at https://t.co/0dz2YXz6Wx)? Heart attack made me high risk so I only unmask… https://t.co/mE3RGISaxsPoor MULTI-millionaire, according to one internet site. Sadly, when I checked my bank account, it wasn’t true - so… https://t.co/LyfuDlcphLSince the news is depressing and the future seems so chillingly uncertain, here’s what I’m drawing strength & inspi… https://t.co/s71GGiooQEESCONDIDO! Wanna GET OLD with me and @JayMewes? Join us for a live podcast under the stars on Thursday, October 29t… https://t.co/4q8PHLHeRf
9/26
2020
Stunning! Must have! Thank you for your MALLRATS art, @Chogrin! Yo @Galleries1988: don’t sell anything before I’ve… https://t.co/VBr3dfnm5EYou got one of the new Mallrats BluRays already?! Can you ask @ArrowFilmsVideo to send Silent Bob a copy too! I’m a… https://t.co/7QXEm7cQJ4Thanks, @rickerthewriter! I turn it into a tearjerker at the end, but MAGNUM DOPUS is all heart. Even if you hate K… https://t.co/E7kTmg6mMG
9/25
2020
A quarter of a century later, I’m still at the Mall, y’all! TOMORROW - @Galleries1988 celebrate the 25th Anniversar… https://t.co/4uSBJo5yKDWhen we die, we’re gonna learn this was never really our world: It always belonged to the dogs, but they were just… https://t.co/jEDHpWZn56
9/24
2020
On a brand new SMODCAST! The original Dante and Randal are together again when @TellEmSteveDave joins me to talk ab… https://t.co/uqgCWBbcyZ
9/23
2020
Our boy @JayMewes just started a 12 hour stream at his @Twitch channel! Watch it here: https://t.co/U8Xejvegn8 In… https://t.co/S3eUjPbhZKAfter a weekend full of Cow Tippers & Hater Totz at Mooby’s in Jersey, I’m back to hiking it off on Runyon. Took 2… https://t.co/Yp2VWrJ583
9/22
2020
I miss my MOOBY’S. Thanks to @joegariffo and everyone who came out to Red Bank for food and fun! After the grand op… https://t.co/zhgDEFEjkdAs a kid who bought the “Vision & the Scarlet Witch” comic book mini series in the 80’s, I’m so ready for this!… https://t.co/9C5eJ5gPh2
9/21
2020
After 26 years of making movies, @OriginalFunko finally made it official: I’M A DIRECTOR! Get this @amazon exclusiv… https://t.co/cICOFL4zeD
9/19
2020
This is what it looked like at the grand opening of the Red Bank Mooby’s Pop-Up today! Thanks to @CommunityMagNJ fo… https://t.co/KeWX6fEC4eGOOD NEWS! The Gianni’s Mooby’s crew is killing it on opening day, so we’re able to add EXTRA RESERVATIONS! Go to… https://t.co/AIAMMZqohsJersey Represent! Thanks to @ABieseAPP and the @AsburyParkPress for the sweet Mooby’s ink! I’ll see some of you tom… https://t.co/IFyKUSkDyC
9/18
2020
Initial idea was to use Inferno’s Circles of Hell as chapter headings, until I realized it was too obvious. The day… https://t.co/5NByPr6oH2There won’t be a Fat Man Beyond this week while I’m in Jersey. But don’t touch that dial! Because @marcbernardin wi… https://t.co/3CaHAFxZyM
9/17
2020
That’s essentially Brodie’s whole arc in “Twilight of the Mallrats.” Hoping we get to shoot it/show it in 2021! https://t.co/bGZdaicWkaI’m only alone in the pic. Right off camera was a mask-less lady on a bench and another mask-less dude doing squats… https://t.co/keRExhbkVeLast Runyon Hike til after Jersey, fittingly in a Mooby’s mask! Mooby’s Grand Opening is Friday morning but it’s al… https://t.co/CCspi92KCZ
9/16
2020
I was scrolling through @hbomax and discovered that not only is CLERKS available in a 90’s Throwback section, it’s… https://t.co/Vz43LDMfew
9/15
2020
Over the last 13 years, have you ever enjoyed a @SModcastNetwork podcast? The man who makes sure it reached you is… https://t.co/NFv494yVBNDave Grohl goes above and beyond to make 2020 a little more tolerable. Man, this is just heartwarming as fuck! Ther… https://t.co/Ws7eo1r6hJIt seems like I’m on the @HBO payroll (I’m not), but the brilliant @LovecraftHBO is to horror what @RaisedWolvesMAXhttps://t.co/9z45LqyndnWho knew a story about androids could be so emotional? I am in LOVE with and fascinated by the new @hbomax series… https://t.co/wmJq5T9Qve
9/14
2020
Headed to NEW JERSEY this week to open the Mooby’s Pop-Up and do the Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 10th Anniversary show… https://t.co/heSnwojip0MANIC MACABRE looks like my kinda creepy! https://t.co/GgV9E0dTL1 Haunting horror. Looks like it’s set somewhere be… https://t.co/FuuOgadqS3TONIGHT! @marcbernardin and I cover all the news that’s not important! Escape with us into the beyond - FAT MAN BEY… https://t.co/xmOKYYdeul
9/13
2020
I still have the @AsburyParkPress cover from September 12th, 2001. https://t.co/1JgyQ5AsZi
9/12
2020
19 years ago, America was terrified by a suddenly uncertain future. So many lost so much that day, and yet still fo… https://t.co/pd9PLf2qsc
9/11
2020
NEW JERSEY! Jay and Silent Bob are coming home again! @JayMewes and I present the 10th Anniversary episode of Jay &… https://t.co/fG7zrIfRlj
9/10
2020
The Spice must flow - and it all just flowed out of my underwear after watching this @dunemovie trailer! This haunt… https://t.co/5ujTDQIu6dHollywood Babble-On used to look like this back in the day. But what Hollywood Babble-On 2020 lacks in a live audie… https://t.co/kOJ6mqI9PfYou're in luck, my friend: https://t.co/ShZ59TqRjI https://t.co/NCPkPPx29m
9/9
2020
Thanks for joining! Take a break from your labors with lots of Wake & Bakes to catch up on! If you wanna join us,… https://t.co/BTiXLiK5X0The Babble Boys are acting on Labor Day for all the “Wrong Reasons” - an indie film directed by @JoshRoush and star… https://t.co/Fbd23udx7EHappy Labor Day! Don’t have a cow: the Mooby’s Pop-Up in Red Bank is sold out but new Mooby merch is still in stock… https://t.co/FL1UXa0QT3
9/7
2020
“No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.” https://t.co/Sd64jGRlVITONIGHT at 8:30pst! @marcbernardin and I meet up at the @SVCantina to discuss @LovecraftHBO, @TheBoysTV,… https://t.co/54413hoUOOAnd I watched it on a black & white TV at Quick Stop. Happy Birthday, Batman: The Animated Series! Without you, my… https://t.co/hAsdx1cIgr
9/6
2020
JERSEY REPRESENT! The Mooby’s Pop-Up at Gianni’s in Red Bank, NJ is udderly SOLD OUT! Thank you to everyone who mad… https://t.co/geZhRYEhtxThe stamping of bags and boxes at Gianni’s has begun! There are only 5 bookings left at the Mooby’s Pop-Up in Red B… https://t.co/DOPV1Y56A5
9/5
2020
That Friday feeling... https://t.co/roY7q6XRbANJ! NY! PA! For one week only, Mooby’s mooooves to Gianni’s in Red Bank - from September 18th to the 25th! 9/18, 9/… https://t.co/xSAHC0Fln2
9/4
2020
Noinch! Noinch! Noinch! Drinkin’ beers! Drinkin’ beers! Big thanks to the @RedTankBrewing folks for canning me! 123… https://t.co/RP15SHbD7zCarlos: Red State is the biggest crap I’ve seen this year @YogaHosers: Hold my beer... (This Tweet brought to yo… https://t.co/PyxyLqTofS
9/3
2020
On a brand new HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON! Slide down @RalphGarman’s Bat-Pole as we fire up Caped Commentaries 6! Sync us… https://t.co/fZekjZUxGJWith the Mooby’s Pop-Up launching at Gianni’s in Red Bank, @The_SecretStash is launching brand new Mooby’s merch! S… https://t.co/tGgpPOj12FHOLY COW! The first 4 days of the Red Bank Mooby’s Pop-Up sold out in the first hour of going on-sale! Only 3 days… https://t.co/qOlinHH4Fc
9/2
2020
Marital bliss-ters abound on a brand new SMODCAST, when my lovely bride @JenSchwalbach joins me to discuss her Flor… https://t.co/GcJbdFvcF9NEW JERSEY! Get your Cow Tiiper on when Mooby’s moooves into GIANNI’S PIZZERIA in RED BANK - right down the road fr… https://t.co/xbxOxpY3Pi
9/1
2020
I take this hike every morning and aside from the obvious cardio benefits, it affords me an hour for scripting stuf… https://t.co/XOUqO8vI2E
8/31
2020
2020 got you down? Listen to me make fun of my kid instead, while we talk about almost everything *except* Veganism… https://t.co/c57McXcVR1
8/30
2020
Defeat is Jericho! Victory is Kev! I had a blast going head-to-skull with Le Champion @IAmJericho on @TheSchmoedownhttps://t.co/deMTMhZN49RIGHT NOW! Join me & @marcbernardin as we mourn the loss of #ChadwickBoseman on a somber Fat Man Beyond. Good Night… https://t.co/GrjDMqxYtpI met Chadwick the day Stan put his hand and footprints into the Chinese Theater Forecourt. He was nice and a littl… https://t.co/HmavXllqlB
8/29
2020
At 5pst, @TheSchmoedown begins! Y2Jay vs. Silent Bob! Me vs. @IAmJericho! Who will be the top and who will be the b… https://t.co/8YqloPGFIpTONIGHT! @TheSchmoedown forces me to fight my Grains & Greens co-host @IAmJericho! See which one of us knows more a… https://t.co/Q7OKuUUkOe
8/28
2020
Silent Bob is money! Literally, thanks to the fine folks who make our sweet shirts at @TheChivery! The first collec… https://t.co/ntWEwT4tzlSModCo volunteered to help distribute food to 3,000 Angelenos today in the parking lot of the @HollywoodBowl. We do… https://t.co/wxHqXiuBsC
8/27
2020
Thanks! Across a 26 year career, this @MastersOfficial series for @Mattel & @netflix has turned out to be one of th… https://t.co/orDazpRiRwNah. Besides, it’s not like it’s different elsewhere: *Every* network cancels shows that critics & viewers say are… https://t.co/D4wsB5V1ZFI’d post scripts and the @powerhouseanim animatics if it wouldn’t get me fired. @netflix nixed any reveals until we… https://t.co/zD3Ci4ThZAAfter seeing amazing animatics for 8 episodes so far, I just watched the first fully animated pass of… https://t.co/1rVSwgJ9UZEnded my 3 day fast at 6pm, eating a Reuben from @VeggieGrill while watching @LovecraftHBO. It was so damned deligh… https://t.co/Yd88aggeqc
8/26
2020
On FRIDAY, I face @IAmJericho in the ring... of THE SCHMOEDOWN! And to hype the match, my Quirky Mercs manager… https://t.co/ya4oYJeT0fDid you miss the big Babble-On 10th Anniversary Show with me & @RalphGarman at the @VinelandDriveIn last night? Now… https://t.co/wxonP5dHO1What a fun night! Many thanks to all who drove-in to see us, many thanks to the fine folks at @VinelandDriveIn & th… https://t.co/6W42GMqRzmSorry about your crisis! Sending you all the positive vibes! ***FREE TICKET*** to the BABBLE-ON Show at the… https://t.co/VOojAPTh0u
8/25
2020
Going to the BABBLE-ON show at the @VinelandDriveIn tonight? Grab some Jay & Silent Bob @CaviarGoldMed pre-rolls fr… https://t.co/B4gLwz4BlqTEN TICKETS LEFT! Join me and @RalphGarman as we make fun of the stars while beneath the stars at the… https://t.co/ubqmKzD3NsL.A.! I’ll be on @GDLA in 5 minutes at 9:45am, talking about the Hollywood Babble-On 10th Anniversary show… https://t.co/izzm0W49y9
8/24
2020
So @JoshRoush and @livroush just started shooting their first film TODAY (starring @RalphGarman!) and I’m raising m… https://t.co/GsBTmfc6fAMy first project with @powerhouseanim was the video games. My second project with them was The Lost Scene on the CL… https://t.co/vlriDsr7MJI get when folks say REBOOT is stupid, but “joyless”? I was so joyful I got to make the flick at all after the hear… https://t.co/0qHoME0XTFGrab your flannels: the @DCComics films have reached nirvana! Something in the way they used music hit me in my hea… https://t.co/XfnqTHxr0F
8/23
2020
Looks epic! Cheetah! In a live action movie! In my lifetime! Black Manta was in Aquaman, Luthor in BvS, Sinestro in… https://t.co/KN8cVmZSuSTONIGHT AT 8:30pt/11:30et! After you leave the #DCFanDome, join me & @marcbernardin as we watch the trailers, cover… https://t.co/q33wJBFxEe
8/22
2020
My opinion? @tuskthemovie is one of the best flicks I ever directed in 26 yrs of my career. It was so indie @A24 re… https://t.co/u2daKr1FctOn a brand new VEGAN ABATTOIR! Hear all about our Corona close call, when Harley took a rapid results test on Monda… https://t.co/ATsi0CDwlhWhat’s wrong with this picture? Went to hike Runyon Canyon and got 2 blocks from my house before I realized I forgo… https://t.co/TWx0R9eQeN
8/21
2020
If you visit @TheChivery today, you’ll see 4 brand new Kevin Smith kinda t-shirts, including one with a nod to the… https://t.co/wuMcONRi4nOn Monday, this photo turns 10 Years Old! And on MONDAY NIGHT, you can watch me & @RalphGarman make fun of the Star… https://t.co/Euvnrwuoom
8/20
2020
On a brand new BABBLE-ON! @RalphGarman and I are still in the Bat-Cave for our Caped Commentaries! But on MONDAY ni… https://t.co/K9poIA62A3No sweeter ink than hometown ink! Thank you to @ABieseAPP for the Vegan Abattoir coverage in the @AsburyParkPress!… https://t.co/xQ5BIGdqxmCongrats to @celebshowoff winner @torispelling! Many thanks to the folks at @TBSNetwork for hosting this show: I ha… https://t.co/eZmF2kReIFWill Son-in-Lockdown win @celebshowoff? Tune in to @TBSNetwork right now to find out! https://t.co/4Zh0xN4QDt
8/19
2020
TONIGHT AT 10! It’s me vs @torispelling and @jason_mraz for the @celebshowoff title! Will SON-IN-LOCKDOWN win all t… https://t.co/LhZSiMmthxAUGUST 24th is the 10th Anniversary of HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON! So THIS MONDAY, the @ArcLightCinemas presents the Babbl… https://t.co/WiN3BN7nJuTODAY AT 11amPDT! As I get ready to throw down at the Schmoedown with @IAmJericho on Friday, I talk to… https://t.co/rkjKw8FjRPLove the collage! It’s like looking at my entire life flashing by! Many thanks, @g00db0iii! (Sorry about the bad da… https://t.co/aJYkNTDUP4Just turned in the 20 page outline for all of Green Hornet Season 1 to the good folks at @WildBrainHQ! The inspirat… https://t.co/xQpZPoBKMT
8/18
2020

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