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KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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Joined Twitter 5/7/08


It’s not spelled “sycophant”, it’s spelled “psycho-fan” - as in “Did you see some psycho-fan went through all your… https://t.co/LMWvXrdBjuTHIS IMAGE SPOILS NOTHING, yet depicts a moment in @wandavision so masterfully penned, performed, produced, and pac… https://t.co/eWZbkCkik3This JAWS and CLERKS mashup has some of the most metal music you’ll hear all year! Loved this, @RepaidInBlood! I’m… https://t.co/6UBm7GbVIASlide down the Bat-Poles with me and @RalphGarman for another episode of Hollywood Babble-On CAPED COMMENTARIES! We… https://t.co/AIm9UEs0vF
1/22
2021
If “Gimme Headlines” is up at That Kevin Smith Club, it means a new HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON with @RalphGarman is about… https://t.co/euvCA6pBnCBernie, bro. (Thank you to whoever thought of including me and @JayMewes, as this is the closest we’ve ever gotten… https://t.co/ENdY5guSXY
1/21
2021
ARIZONA! We’re now taking reservations for the @MoobysPopUp at @thevanburenphx! Wanna bite a @BeyondMeat Cow Tipper… https://t.co/V6EHcOoNW2“On your left.” The historic moment @JoeBiden became the 46th President of these United States! I half expected Doc… https://t.co/hlSifALVjl‘atta girl, Gertie! 🇺🇸#Inauguration https://t.co/xvjLdEcdpCAs Madam Vice President @KamalaHarris makes history, @JenSchwalbach is moved-to-tears. 🇺🇸#InaugurationDay https://t.co/FEGf8yJniR🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #InaugurationDay https://t.co/fYBd4kaDMySlackers. Some of us never went to bed at all and just kept smokin’ all night! #InaugurationDay https://t.co/H4RQDyL4HuWanna see what me and @EdumacationAndy look like when we record EDUMACATION? Watch a middle-aged man teach cocktail… https://t.co/F1kBHO8oGU
1/20
2021
Oh my God! It’s the very nightmare I was concocting in our Edumacation convo made flesh: something eating your lowe… https://t.co/e7mbS7PmTL
1/19
2021
ARIZONA! The @MoobysPopUp rises in Phoenix from FEBRUARY 5th to the 14th, thanks to our amazing hosts and partners… https://t.co/x5mU9rKtQU
1/18
2021
As a long time Mysterio fan, I give this the @SpiderMan news 2 thumbs up! (Original artwork to cover of Daredevil #… https://t.co/4rbFWwhgB0"She said 'Cockapoo'!" he whispered to his noble Daschund, who felt nothing but derisive disdain for any canine bre… https://t.co/Xesqg0ebgADon’t have info on where to get free trades or graphic novels for schools. However I *can* recognize someone trying… https://t.co/jycAmIEPkw
1/17
2021
SATURDAY! Pull your battery-operated-boyfriend out of your bedside table drawer (or your sitcom-addled imagination)… https://t.co/sEwZaP8cg3
1/16
2021
Love is @JenSchwalbach staying up ‘til 2am to watch @wandavision together, asking engaged-and-clearly-on-board ques… https://t.co/l9xG5nVQk5
1/15
2021
I’m so proud to be the voice of my home state in this powerful #MadeInJersey spot, brought to you by the good folks… https://t.co/l2y8o5evuvLast night, I finished the first draft of the new CLERKS III! Dante, Randal, Elias, Becky, Jay and Silent Bob are b… https://t.co/mpMZtkykhR
1/14
2021
The Babble is back for 2021! Join me and @RalphGarman as we launch the first Caped Commentary of the new year with… https://t.co/OI0rGlYt9i
1/13
2021
What a cop out... https://t.co/ZyH5PjUwAQG’bye 35 Broad St! Thanks for being the place where we Stashed all our dreams for so long! Home to #TESD and 7 seas… https://t.co/mofCMRWMb7
1/12
2021
As a former @vfs kid, I’m proud of the fact that Vancouver Film School is always ranked among the best creative ins… https://t.co/b2QP7u0vj4My current happy place: @TCL_USA announced they will be selling 8K TVs this year: https://t.co/Ehu52MAmTo 8K! This… https://t.co/CkViuNeAN4Happy 35th birthday, @languageofbro! You have conquered Death once more, my friend! As a man 15 years your senior,… https://t.co/j1Hk7qBYAeIt’s happening RIGHT NOW (and streaming tomorrow)! The @CriticsChoice Super Awards, with @msdanifernandez and Mr. P… https://t.co/If5QBU8gpgMe? The “worst host in history”? I’m flattered, of course - but surely that dishonor belongs to H.H. Holmes? Regard… https://t.co/dUXPRnQsydIt’s happening, Kids! The @CriticsChoice Super Awards hosted by @msdanifernandez and me are on @TheCW RIGHT NOW! https://t.co/lodEY85zeB
1/11
2021
Tomorrow’s the last day @The_SecretStash will be open at 35 Broad St. in Red Bank, NJ! Opened in 1999, the ol’ girl… https://t.co/HtB4dWDcxt
1/10
2021
I’d like to offer this “Defender of Democracy” award I received (from the @peoplefor, who gave it to me for Dogma)… https://t.co/cehiihQBP9In observation of this historic day, I present the Sting of the Green Hornet. https://t.co/Y55DxVpjNv
1/9
2021
I know there’s a million more important things going on at the moment, but I need to take a break from constant… https://t.co/a19w6KSkdZAs a Catholic school kid, I heard Judas get shit on lots during Sunday Gospels. We were taught he betrayed Christ -… https://t.co/hExWBiMWWfSmoking and watching the speeches in the House. Every time a speaker pulls up their mask, I toke. Currently high as… https://t.co/7U3BXR5SS1Trying to hang in there with my replacement show for @themandalorian but I’m finding it hard to follow as it’s very… https://t.co/YtegcV6mCgThis new streaming show has replaced @themandalorian for me! But since I never watched it before, I need help: is t… https://t.co/asfq1mTfB2Me 3 weeks ago: “Everyone leave me alone! You can’t tear me away from @themandalorian!” Me tonight: “Everyone le… https://t.co/4HiPS8jYaT
1/7
2021
Been glued to the news for hours. Clearly we’re in the middle of an important entry in a future History book. Since… https://t.co/DS7hKTjAn1I have no idea why I chose January 6th or why I chose it again 9 years later. It’s not a significant date in my wor… https://t.co/NtT9t8cU6pI’m so glad you got to see some of your scenes, @TonyTodd54! Your #Scareglow sounds like the Devil himself, drippin… https://t.co/9MgGM0wN2tSUNDAY! @msdanifernandez and I super size awards season! Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s an aw… https://t.co/YqnBFnIYAh
1/6
2021
This is the shooting draft of CLERKS. I was checking it for references as I write the new CLERKS III and I found th… https://t.co/HdFYIsZuRWHoly fuck, I actually met Roy?! And I loved doing the @brettgoldstein podcast last year! And he was so damn good in… https://t.co/LPRB1jyAZhSomeone go back in time to tell 7 year old @starwars-loving Kevin Smith that in the future, Luke Skywalker Tweets a… https://t.co/cYZZSlMqR8
1/5
2021
Bad news: It’s been slow getting building permits, so our new Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash won’t be open until… https://t.co/8Oba4UOak6Very kind of you, @jvanvoorhis88 ! Nice for me to see the years worth of nonsense I’ve spouted or written get colle… https://t.co/E6jWt82Kiv
1/4
2021
TODAY at 4pm PST / 7pm EST! @marcbernardin and I will strike hard, strike first, with no mercy (sir!) on the premie… https://t.co/6ynIMjfUSpThis made my morning, @scottindeed! I remember tape recording “Blues Brothers” off my parents’ TV before there were… https://t.co/F6ARsxM5L0Saw this little guy while hiking. He’s so grounded. https://t.co/LYBMMN0qxi
1/2
2021
Big thanks to @NedFromTV for having me guest on #EarthToNed - not only because I got to go on a real spaceship, but… https://t.co/5En7t7rWlxDomestic Question: Does anyone else open their bags of snacks in this same, side-attack feral fashion as… https://t.co/Jb7D442xS7All true! Their set had @krispykreme, our set did not. So we liberated 2 of their 10 boxes. Thank you for the happy… https://t.co/xMh8mTdOiUHAPPY NEW YEAR! They say hindsight is 20/20. Well now 2020 is finally in our fucking hindsights! I took this pic wi… https://t.co/mZu2tO63O7Hi! Writer/Director of “Clerks” and “Clerks II” here, looking to settle a friendly debate: What would you say are t… https://t.co/9gPCkCqnpt
1/1
2020
Time to burn this wretched year to the ground! Come to https://t.co/c2Xw8c2aGm if you wanna cyber-smoke with us as… https://t.co/CPwLz4QhWY
12/31
2020
Dude, you know my name?! I’m so flattered! Big @JurassicWorld fan, man! Can’t wait to see the legacy casts and curr… https://t.co/xCBWg6Bxt2
12/30
2020
In a far better universe than ours, @TheRealStanLee would’ve turned 98 today. What an impact this creative icon had… https://t.co/5NP1UgTNWGFor me, one of life’s most satisfying, simple pleasures is picking my nose. In fact, I was doing it when I read thi… https://t.co/ZXOHccHgxHSome days make you feel like you just wanna stick your head under the couch until shit vastly improves. We’ve all… https://t.co/WVur7tIDUv
12/28
2020
I’m pretty sure I *did* talk about JOKER on an episode of Fat Man Beyond, closer to Oscar time (we were about to st… https://t.co/mRQWuk090wI hope to be a filmmaker until the day I die. But I’ll never produce a movie moment as cool as when the Princess Br… https://t.co/54xu1C5YZEWell aware, as I’m still one of them. @AOL ‘til I go to Hell! https://t.co/GoTzx6QA3GWith the promise of dependable dialup service, how can I not try out this newfangled @AOL service? https://t.co/xvx8XBFoGo
12/27
2020
Found an advertisement while going through some old stuff. Apparently, this @netflix company will mail DVDs right t… https://t.co/9IfhA3pySFThe @WonderWomanFilm was a joyful homage to Donner’s “Superman” that had me smiling! Gadot/Pine are charming leads,… https://t.co/KsPZy2lhNGPop me once, shame on you. Pop me twice, shame on me. Excellent haul! #SnoogansGreetings https://t.co/SJOcdkJUoFHey! A Kevin collector coin from @theCHIVE and @TheChivery! Do NOT accidentally bring it to a @coinstar...… https://t.co/wJwCAjXOuQ
12/26
2020
Ho-Ho-@YogaHosers! That’s what Christmas is all aboot! #SnoogansGreetings https://t.co/39rxs2A4AGDidn’t the BeeGees sing a song called “Too Much Kevin”? #SnoogansGreetings https://t.co/ijMsS7FoX9Mall-y Christmas! And #SnoogansGreetings https://t.co/HVjG1VZXOKMerry Cockmas! But why do they call him CockKnocker? #SnoogansGreetings https://t.co/8lKlOKPif6Happy Holidaze! So sweet that your girlfriend bought the @OriginalFunko me for you! But if you gimme like $1000, I’… https://t.co/cDcwLQAsr0Season’s Greetings! I get the distinct impression you’re toying with me... #SnoogansGreetings https://t.co/Fi4KZWlBmAYule be hearing from my lawyer! Merry Christmas! #SnoogansGreetings https://t.co/E7Os73QCoyMerry Christmas to you and yours and a Happy @WonderWomanFilm Day! I’ll live stream a holiday video later but for n… https://t.co/o99iVNmSqJMerry Christmas, @RalphGarman! My Christmas wish is for lots of Babble-On in 2021! Until then, I will stay enliste… https://t.co/mgOvWMUtBZ
12/25
2020
I’m not only aware of the video, I’m ecstatic it exists! @HarleyPlays and @EpicMealTime make me red, white, but nev… https://t.co/OurKwHrWjrAnd this is why you get to play a @MoobysPopUp chef in “Twilight of the Mallrats”, @Mike_Haracz! That burger would… https://t.co/dRgiK79oJp
12/24
2020
If you love comic books, then you love comic book stores! And if you love comic book stores, then you’ll love the… https://t.co/210fmJPRUTI discovered another 1990’s floppy disk containing a rare relic. Before I started calling the flick DOGMA, it was c… https://t.co/kwwujfJah0
12/23
2020
I opened some old cabinets and found 1990’s floppy disks from my old Smith Corona word processor that have all of m… https://t.co/feDnfG3yQ7This is my favorite order placed at the @MoobysPopUp in Toronto. It’s so specific, I thought I must have ordered it… https://t.co/2xT5AXgqE4I got to host a Sopranos Reunion benefit for the @FriendsOfFF Friday, so since then I’ve been binging the entire se… https://t.co/FCBC49uHw2
12/22
2020
In January, we open the brand new Stash! But in 1 week, @The_SecretStash at 35 Broad Street closes its doors foreve… https://t.co/lye1DYwtCYSuch a sweet sentiment to share! Thanks, @untitled393 - for this Tweet and for visiting the Minneapolis… https://t.co/ydl5l49kB7Dear @embakerynyc: This festive Vegan cake was delivered this morning from your Larchmont location, but there was n… https://t.co/A6t9WJ5OxG
12/21
2020
Jay & Silent Bob Get Sweaters! @JayMewes and I model our incredible new Buddy Christ/Mooby ugly sweaters! If you wa… https://t.co/AOoElMpdysDear @Apple (or anybody who might know): What is the orange dot at the top of my phone? https://t.co/sxHbF5ymo6
12/20
2020
TONIGHT! At 4pm PT / 7pm ET! Me and @marcbernardin will spoil the shit out of the season finale of @themandalorian!… https://t.co/oz9SxZDSmT
12/19
2020
TONIGHT! At 4pm PT / 7pm ET! It’s the Family reunion that this Jersey boy is proud to be hosting! The legendary cas… https://t.co/pwata1xCkQWe be streaming! See me & @JayMewes NOW on @Twitch! https://t.co/hS9rZmdMxN https://t.co/EbJUkymNpBTOMORROW! @marcbernardin and I will scoop our jaws off the ground to discuss that spellbinding season finale of… https://t.co/EeaNty4gulI did grow a pair: a pair of extra tear ducts, because @themandalorian season finale was as well-designed and as be… https://t.co/Wawi9LPl3yWay too early to bawl my eyes out but holy Sith, that @themandalorian season finale was like watching my life flash… https://t.co/jHxqqfNQKMFor years, there was never any proof. For all anyone knew, I could’ve been making up the whole thing. And these pic… https://t.co/GlKhVH3zZf
12/18
2020
On a brand new BABBLE! @RalphGarman and I wrap up Season 1 of our Caped Commentaries for Batman ‘66 with a Penguin… https://t.co/YR4I1cdkf3Okay, @NateHups - now you’re just showing off! And making me wanna binge some series that don’t even exist (yet)! S… https://t.co/hVHjG4Rl8p
12/17
2020

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