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@matchu_chutrain Send this to the ex @goodbeanaltalt Raw sex but mask on?If 2020 was a body part it would be the kneesIf you’ve ever had sex with me, no you haven’t ♡ I’m saving it for my 2nd wife
7/7
2020
@Keefler_Elf Thanks @Keefler_Elf Her bro where do you get the T-shirt on the right @chunkyfila Come on man @matchu_chutrain 0 @anugov1 @abbygov Literally how me and my brother talks @ChrisStanAcc Was always kinda suspicious
7/6
2020
@chaselonnergan Lmao @anugov1 I’d have said come out to california but we’re fucked @themeredith Love it
7/4
2020
@bIondiewasabi I’d gladly offer mine but may not be enoughidk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same
Retweeted by Maybe: Ex ♡Good night. Wake me up when it’s September @SmackTownBoss Can someone explain what’s the bad news I don’t get it @MichaelaOkla I kinda like Trevor’s daily show @kendraaaleighh Wait why. I’ve been using it for years
7/3
2020
@matchu_chutrain You didn’t have to sell ford truck tho @tinderondarock RightDating apps be like “you have a match” and it’s just a girl and her husband looking for a third @DellaDream there’s like total 7 jokes in call @sarahnicoleryer ?If you’re awake rn it’s ok. You’ll eventually fall asleep.
7/2
2020
I’m on bumble and this girl asked me if I was a serial killer. I said yes and now she stopped responding. Why ask… https://t.co/kPwk4a6SMr“You’re so quiet” no I said you’re not listeningThinking about how 2007 was the best year
7/1
2020
@zziak22 Malcolm gladwell? @abbygov Lmao @CarolinaVas95 @lilsmichelle Came here to comment exactly this @themeredith I mean it’s a good move. Might as well also wear a short shorts @benbinyamin22 Yeah man it’s a thing hereThis girl I’m talking to on bumble wants to see me in a crop top for the first date 🤔 @benbinyamin22 San FranciscoThinking about the day when a homeless guy outside starbucks told me it’s a push door when I was pulling. On my way… https://t.co/7B58Q86q1H @abbygov Wait. No one said Raj?
6/30
2020
My daily routine is very simple. I wake up and I simp. @_cinnamonro11_ 🤔 @aklausmeier Lol @CaucasianJames Did you text herWhen I say I’m “emotionally unavailable” it’s for everyone except my crush @kickeep Ok
6/29
2020
@MasiosareOliver I have nothing else to doI don’t know what woman needs to hear this but 6 ft tall don’t mean 6 inch schlong @AshyMalik Thanks man @itslaurentbtw Sad @FrickinDelanie It be like tjat sometimesDudes be like “I know a place” and then take another girl there
6/28
2020
Watching the office is not a personality strait but NOT watching it definitely is @hannacantrell Jealous
6/27
2020
Fuck it I’ll simpWho controls the memes, controls the Universe
Retweeted by Maybe: Ex ♡All girls do is leave you on read and cry over a guy who can’t read @crocfanpage And 3 x 17 is the Tuesday @fatfuck67 HeyYou think Leonardo ever just says fuck it I’ll date someone over 26 @BrokenAsChris She told me about it, she honest @Coll3enG Your tweets are a breath of fresh airGirls be like “hey” @Coll3enG Or Waffle House @lilsasquatch66 Greatest story ever read. Hope James Cameron makes a movie out of it @BrokenAsChris Picky dude
6/26
2020
@rudy_betrayed Right @SweetBabyTayz Love this lol @kickeep 2Ok
6/25
2020
@farringt0n It (your brain) seems to be working just fine @farringtxn MainPhysically I’m here but mentally I’m in her headGood night. Hope it only gets better from now. @abbygov Lmfao @cal_gif Just ask him to wear a cap @Coll3enG @alexandracooper @coolhandlebrah @Coll3enG LmaoOk enough quarantine, I’m going back to my ex https://t.co/mPjZyJfNBN @CaucasianJames happy birthday James hope you live longer than all James, Jim, Jamie and Jimbo combined
6/24
2020
Just looking for someone to end up in H https://t.co/yEObaJYcR8Imagine fucking on this 1.6M floating bed https://t.co/WY5ENRDWwYhttps://t.co/iKdTqn0qZQ
Retweeted by Maybe: Ex ♡ @cal_gif ? @kaiteasley Only if he pays for lunchNormalize walking out on a first date because they were boring @goodbeanaltalt Headphones
6/23
2020
@farringtxn Put it on the main @fatfuck67 I’m jealous of your heartGood night. Hope you’ll had a good weekend @nevaehburleighh Interesting @jordynbutdrunbk It’s good to have options 💀 @jazz_inmypants Tom hanks
6/22
2020
Normalize kicking in their ass when kids do dumb shit @BrokenAsChris Also they should rename Top 40 to Trending TiKTok @badboychadhoy *unfollows @nevaehburleighh It’s okHappy Father’s Day. Who want me to be their daddy? @yik3sbitch Ok @EmKristine445 @badboychadhoy Take mine @EmKristine445 Now I’m strangely curious about your last saved pic @EmKristine445 I like this
6/21
2020

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