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Mamba is built different🔥 https://t.co/Z4kJrxeqYH
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1/20
2021
Kyrie didn’t want to be Robin for Lebron but now he is Alfred for KD and Harden Crazy how life works...
Retweeted by alex the croagunkThis is my favorite thing that’s ever happened in #NBATwitter https://t.co/yCB4u7pUWj
1/14
2021
Tier List of DBFZ characters that can say nigga LMAO https://t.co/Lq3fQ9WUyu
Retweeted by alex the croagunkTHE VOICE ACTORS FOR FRANKLIN AND LAMAR REMADE THE SCENE LMFAOOOOO https://t.co/AB3qA81Epe
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1/13
2021
Derrick Henry woke up feeling dangerous 🔥🔥🔥 18 carries 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ 40 yards 😳😳 0 TDS 😈😈 2.2 YPC 😱😱😱 PLAYOFF LOSS 😤😤😤 https://t.co/Ai3nvkS6oR
Retweeted by alex the croagunkBROOO https://t.co/xc1duCxU1N
Retweeted by alex the croagunkthe Spurs have always been one step ahead of the other teams in the NBA, and now they have unlocked the secret of h… https://t.co/N71YZttP5z
Retweeted by alex the croagunkIt's been 16 years since Randy Moss pretended to moon Packers fans at Lambeau field. He said he was going to pay h… https://t.co/fzFOmYKDO2
Retweeted by alex the croagunkThis was a real tweet 😭 https://t.co/UbLwb2YCol
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1/10
2021
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Retweeted by alex the croagunkOLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES https://t.co/rl1YZAwiOH
Retweeted by alex the croagunkIn the end, Trump cost Republicans the Presidency, the Senate, and the House. The son of a bitch actually did it. H… https://t.co/OrVjTWVr6J
Retweeted by alex the croagunkInsane https://t.co/c0H4OseTJM
Retweeted by alex the croagunkthe sexual tension between me and the How It’s Made narrator
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1/9
2021
Tell it how it is Juice https://t.co/U3ErhUs7kR @amburritooo Ayo who is it? I just wanna talkAs a screenwriter, I can't tell you how laborious it is to come up with a plausible way for terrorists to take over… https://t.co/l06kCSlu6k
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1/7
2021
Day 1 vs. Day 1,448 https://t.co/OohffkCQrc
Retweeted by alex the croagunkWe live in a Rage Against the Machine music video. @HMNoureddine Nah they not ready to call in the big guns yetTell em how it is Reg https://t.co/LNtyWMYCMPThis is such a fucking W 💀 https://t.co/eA61YC8xf5https://t.co/8sEWKOxODV
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1/6
2021
I wonder who the problem is https://t.co/8nKnWVWWDY
Retweeted by alex the croagunk- no New Year's kiss ✅ - no PS5 ✅ - no gf ✅ 2021 gonna be a movie 😈
Retweeted by alex the croagunk @_HoodieFox Bless @_HoodieFox Brooklyn Nets would be dope
1/1
2020
My uncle passed in October. He was the all time commissioner for the 10 plus years I’ve been playing. He somehow ma… https://t.co/tEaQFpCZOv
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12/31
2020
why mitch mcconnell's old ass not letting us get $2000 it's not like he's gonna live past April 22nd 2021 6:53PM EST
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12/30
2020
@PS5StockAlerts Wtf https://t.co/DR6heZGwrG
12/29
2020
@vintagedream14 Is this my Zuko arc?Oh God I disgust myself https://t.co/7ZB4nz67LW
12/28
2020
BRUH💀 https://t.co/g6nqlhPIVs
Retweeted by alex the croagunk @MDTakes This how Denver had Kawhi looking in the bubble tooInformation I wanted: was there ever a Holiday event that featured Michael Jackson performing the Christmas song “L… https://t.co/sAZDWsiJeQ
12/27
2020
Yo I just wish someone had the balls to go on fb and tell Marissa Irvine to shut the fuck up like goddamn we get it… https://t.co/zSpyjoxkzG
12/12
2020
Still my most fire tweet to date https://t.co/MAOTlD6epV @AeonHarvel you failed No White Girl NovemberLawrence Taylor wears my bed sheets as a shirt
12/9
2020
DND character idea: Orc Berserker with an insatiable need to eat people’s kneecaps
12/8
2020
@camrensc https://t.co/b42ViCAdSw @camrensc every year 😂 https://t.co/CqZtDvrRE5
12/5
2020
👀👀 https://t.co/7hU2EMllmS
12/4
2020
'Rogue One' is trending so let's bring back the greatest Darth Vader scene in all of Star Wars https://t.co/AJJs9pBheg
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11/27
2020
😮😮😮 https://t.co/foT5yMGMdT
11/26
2020
I don’t know how to not be in love with youI love 2020 https://t.co/9sqFKQaPhD @vintagedream14 https://t.co/8XY4avEBL0That’s cuz Trump’s a bitch https://t.co/ARSaFyzygb @vintagedream14 thought you might appreciate my new Twitter name 😂😂
11/12
2020
@Living_Legende @FirstTake Never. The answer is never.
11/10
2020
@Jebby_pls Listen, it’s November, leave me beI ain’t Mr. Right, but I’m Mr. Right Now
11/8
2020
Im crying https://t.co/SNgbGuVrgoNevada’s Clark County registrar Joe Gloria says at news conference just now they won’t complete ballot count until… https://t.co/ooHOHwcBrs
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11/6
2020
😂😂😭😭 https://t.co/C6RUQZAAdbMitch McConnell looks like a walking bag of day old chicken broth
11/4
2020
wtf did yall hear that. trump said good when biden said the kids are separated from their parents. i have no words #Debates2020
Retweeted by alex the croagunkDid he just say “Good?” I’m fucking shook lmao #Debates2020
10/23
2020
Goddamn https://t.co/RuFFAqV6mP
10/21
2020
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10/17
2020
Happy Birthday to the coolest person I know, enjoy this gem from the depths of my Snapchat Stories @GnarlyCarly24 https://t.co/ojA4mUByRF🤯🤯🤯 https://t.co/kDEG2PQ6yNThe shake & bake is one of the nastiest moves ever https://t.co/lPxJ6OgWI6
Retweeted by alex the croagunk @realDonaldTrump Iron Sheik words of wisdom https://t.co/7w5q0ThiSeFUCK THE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS. I LOVE THE INTELLIGENT INDIGENOUS PEOPLE AND THE CANADIAN THANKSGIVING BUBBA.
Retweeted by alex the croagunkI AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER THIS 💀💀 @the_ironsheik GOAT https://t.co/LlM9nSK6QrWhat better way to go out than in an anal-fisting related homicide?
10/15
2020
I just want a girl to spank me like the Dodgers are spanking the Braves right now 🤷‍♀️ #LATogether
10/14
2020
@realDonaldTrump is either still sick, or he never was. You are all very stupid for believing is bullshit.Ay somebody check on @OGEverlast, losing Whitey Ford gonna break this man
10/10
2020
@vintagedream14 Dick so good it gave me amnesia @vintagedream14 This was a very deeply repressed memory that has come about 9 inches closer to the surface 😏😏
10/9
2020
gone gone https://t.co/GmP6GqUZjsWalked away after the debate, came back into the room and @seanhannity was on my tv. Now I gotta shoot myself #VPDebate @vintagedream14 A fly loves garbage 😂Omfg a bug just landed on Pence’s head I’m fucking dead #VPDebate
10/8
2020
@camrensc Ur welcome 😂 @camrensc Now more than ever 🙌🙌things finna get weird. mars is in venice beach & mercury is doing the renegade
Retweeted by alex the croagunkThey really edited out this mans cough and used a smoother to try and hide it. You sly dogs https://t.co/uKk5sHp0MY @JackPosobiec Relax snowflake, they literally made fun of Biden throughout the entire sketch too. It’s almost like… https://t.co/9BNdGXMPT0 @TheNBACentral Harden and AD. Next.
10/4
2020
Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew Of Obscure Bat Diseases Unrelated To Covid-19 https://t.co/U4mzP9Mzko https://t.co/qbezLwl7wg
Retweeted by alex the croagunkHe got fuckin cooked 😳😳 https://t.co/5ULQK9eOTO
10/3
2020
1st December. Shopping mall. A guy dressed as Santa spreads festive joy. "Ho ho ho!" he yells. "She is," Drake sighs. "But I can fix her."
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10/2
2020
Biden: MY SON- Trump: https://t.co/D0wYx5cuoy
Retweeted by alex the croagunkI’m so tired #Debates2020He fuckin cooked them omfg #Debate2020 https://t.co/LQGZyKtSuY
9/30
2020
Happy birthday @KDTrey5 🏀🔥 https://t.co/Ct9IPkJ4ic
Retweeted by alex the croagunk @JalenRose drip game too good. 81/10 https://t.co/EdvlOMKuOc @Mik_Kotval @MIWband That was very good holy shit @Mik_Kotval @MIWband I have not @ShannonSharpe Trump supporters here are BIG mad lmfaoBruh the Trump supporters are BIG mad in the replies 😂😂 https://t.co/9mN1rF958D @AeonHarvel Yeah cuz I said what a time to be alive. You only say that when you’re lit af and definitely not entirely dead inside
9/29
2020

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