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Trump is not my president. Ram Nath Kovind is https://t.co/Wi4Xt4Ffy5

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Joined Twitter 4/4/11


Perfect timeline doesn't exi... https://t.co/M37cjDIhdKLakdi ki wagon bhi nahi banaya, high speed train par tipni de raha hai... https://t.co/JXW5emkGzhYou have to be nuts to target Kashmiri youth living in India’s heartland. These are fellow countrymen. Seeking a be… https://t.co/c8N6SpcSj4
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffMet some Islamist terrorists who were talking about canceling their plans to "destroy America." I asked them why, t… https://t.co/zDuqid3kQg
2/17
2019
Few days ago When Dhruv Rathee made a public post on me that how i was a right wing troll who constantly abused wom… https://t.co/FdOzLFWpZz
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffThe kind of resolve & the strength it takes to work in the harshest of conditions just to ensure the country sleeps… https://t.co/UvTvL1kq7r
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @kekhaunter There have been several cases where public has changed their mind about a policy, just because it was p… https://t.co/gWerNeG9pJFUNNY CUZ IT'S TRUE - our third edition of Monday Comedy Nights at @Primal_TheBar Koramangala, 18th Feb. A story-t… https://t.co/TqmVW5bPk9
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffPerhaps this can be fixed through simple re-packaging thru clever choice of words - something that America is reall… https://t.co/UhOWxqOeEl
2/16
2019
I study at an 'elite' arts college and I couldn't agree more. From Trump's immigration policies to free the nipple,… https://t.co/d5d4lx17jv
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffThe hedonism & drunken debauchery in big cities - appalling how ignorant & unappreciative people here are about the… https://t.co/fc7zwb6Mqy
2/15
2019
The very morons screaming on TV, "How did so much of explosives get into Kashmir?" are the very ones who are most e… https://t.co/14NMZbybEn
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffAur bolo, "Aman ki Aasha" 😡 #Pulwama #CRPFYep. "Vote banks" fall prey to divisive politics. For them, "nationalism" is a bad word. "Unity in diversity" is ba… https://t.co/1MRydUutfn
2/14
2019
FUNNY CUZ IT'S TRUE - our third edition of Monday Comedy Nights at @Primal_TheBar Koramangala, 18th Feb. A story-t… https://t.co/TqmVW5bPk9I'd like to alert Hindutvadis about a mass conversion program. Rev. Rahul Gandhi is converting people from Congress… https://t.co/UdgpW9Cjw4Nice video! Best part is the ending, wait for it... https://t.co/B12DmwMPRW"Congress govt. was so slow, even their scam was in 2G" Lol, good one by Shridhar V https://t.co/3nStvG0Ohp
2/13
2019
Who wore it better? #PriyankaUPRoadshow https://t.co/TuxifAHhfIHow's the congregation? High, sir! https://t.co/4R9vwwBTTVThis is tonight in Koramangala, Bangalore. Come, hear some new jokes... https://t.co/WUwMEVJNhL @RIyer15 @adikulk Trying on spend less time on the interwebz. Might go into "hiding" again
2/11
2019
@_NeerDoWell You can't spell PAISA without AISA ;-) @TwitterIndia You are lying. Your policy clearly says that anyone trying to dox someone's personal infos & posing t… https://t.co/BeUcLT6wxo
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @boomboxheto Bengal. SurpriseUsually when you hear "million" and "communist" in the same sentence, it's about death figures https://t.co/bGTndYwDlm @ishancon Unfortunately :-("America will never be a socialist country!" - Donald Trump Meanwhile, in India... https://t.co/IOT7Xz2oSb @Iltutmish_hyder Less than it was pre-90sRahul Gandhi buying helicopters for mummy: Augusta Westland! Imported maal chahiye, phoren wala RG buyin fighter a… https://t.co/6nlHORRgJqGaribi hata dia... toh khaana kiske ghar mein khaega!?? https://t.co/hOeGsWU7TF @Cara07352870 https://t.co/KJHxSNuldk"OW!! WTF bro!? Why'd u punch me?" "Well, you asked me to. My name is Basant." #BasantPanchami #sorryGod Emperor Trump ❤️ https://t.co/aXMBdY27UU
2/10
2019
Now then... aren't you glad u currently live in a country where u can say stuff like this without fear of dire cons… https://t.co/YbwJnHIKsy @KnottyCommander Uke tatti ka color abhi https://t.co/xQZpZpGvFY par hai, shade number ke saathLast year, Nike was full-on virtue-signaling with minority appeasement. This year, they are facing backlash from mi… https://t.co/AyEFzGmQcy @saikiran_b Link please
2/9
2019
Angel Tax https://t.co/zwPqbV7tPwCrop failure #CropLikeTheHindu https://t.co/UnOxUlBu5V @nimish4fk Now that is blasphemy!And hey, you don't just shoot the f***er and exit ASAP... you have to stick around for a little smack talk and dram… https://t.co/5iVn5yyFYb @_JiglyPuff My mistake for expecting Bollywood to be realistic/scientificAs if that's not enough, afore-mentioned 4-eyed twat somehow gets security clearance to participate in a highly cla… https://t.co/laHwZ5O1pE @KaranAwtani1 Exactly! You do not do your heroic "battle cry" in a top secret covert operation. You just shoot the… https://t.co/773Pbf1nR7The movie was going fine... up until that scene. I'm offended by just how unrealistic it is. An insult to our intelligenceFinally saw Uri. "Creative liberties" ki bhi hadd hoti hai. You're telling me a highly advanced military-grade orni… https://t.co/go4CHq1mfc.@aoc has a 430 credit score, two evictions, and an empty résumé Just two months ago, she couldn’t afford an apart… https://t.co/zNtVmBi2Xc
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff#RafaleDeal explained. Check out this excellent video by @Nitin_Rivaldo https://t.co/7BH2vAg6ktIt’s the women with “feminist” in their bio who tend to be nastiest to other woman-especially if they disagree with… https://t.co/va1JhyJsLK
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffWhat can be more devastating the only print of my National Award winning film “Celluloid Man “about P.K.Nair and fi… https://t.co/Ywpf1fLP4C
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2/8
2019
@VKondi You need to make money to be taxed
2/7
2019
After Brexit we will be free of unelected, arrogant bullies like you and run our own country. Sounds more like he… https://t.co/p4phHhukYP
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffThere's this new thing called "internet." It will make you smarter #90sKidsRumorsThings Ocasio-Cortez didn't applaud; - Record low African-American & Hispanic unemployment - Stopping sex traffick… https://t.co/Gyzyqcozus
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @KnottyCommander BTW... Belated happy birthday :-)2nd edition of our newest comedy property - Primal Comedy Nights, every Monday. This week, a curated lineup featuri… https://t.co/mpaseSyJaDFall out of Dalit ideology Don’t recognise & reward me as Dalit, I’m a proud Indian from a farming family says cap… https://t.co/2v3y8SSTDc
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffYeah. Why not comedians while you're at it? Plumbers. What about plumbers? And drivers too. Electricians, carpenter… https://t.co/P4ForzBkPMVery lame demand! Journalists are not much different from other citizens of the country. No need to give them spec… https://t.co/rNp6IL48q8
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffSame in India. They WANT minorities to be backward & dependant on state handouts https://t.co/Otkixbb93LJust listen this woman! How did she get elected? What is wrong with America?https://t.co/5sOl8R5Tmg
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffTrying some Jew food for breakfast. Cream cheese bagel https://t.co/BcDAsqI8q2 @sarvjanikkaka @PrasadPBhat Thank y... HEY!!Sahib, bibi, aur ghulam with DSLR https://t.co/DNV9B1xHjHPortrait mode with the Poco F1 #NoFilter PC: @PrasadPBhat https://t.co/rso1y80CPS
2/6
2019
Michael Jackson is a hermaphrodite #90sKidsRumorsArnold Schwarzenegger's biceps are so big, his hand can't reach his mouth, he has to use a special long spoon to feed himself #90sKidsRumorsEngineering kar lo, beta, tumhare liye ladkiyon ki line lag jaegi #90sKidsRumorsWould advise against. https://t.co/qmI2sbZWra
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffRahul Gandhi brought back Vijay Mallya! Rahul Gandhi also split the atom, discovered DNA, found the cure for cancer… https://t.co/IM3gNin6K2 @SrijanFn Let's see. Inbox meAnd we are on the way, Bengaluru's newest Monday comedy property at the Primal-Bar Kormangala! Tons of fun hosting… https://t.co/dfCnKF5e05
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2/5
2019
Feb 2013, TMC worker Sheikh Subhan shot sub-inspector Tapas Chowdhry. FIR named TMC Councillor Md Iqbal for mas… https://t.co/vALac8Qywt
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffHow's the jokes!? Hack, sir!Tonight 🙌🏻 https://t.co/0zRTrCdnPX
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffSeriously...this new age feminism is too TRP oriented..get your facts in place ya https://t.co/ruBvBCB06I
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @kadal_meen @Mauryatej1 @Naseeruddin93 That's correct. Black burqa & niqaab - not in the rulebook @AtmaDrohi @SrijanFn Sure, I'll try and find it. The main point here is, what god has commanded cannot be called a… https://t.co/LwZ4JFfCqRNew room and stellar line up... do go for this and support #StandUpComedy #Bengaluru #Koramangala https://t.co/zPiGpQeDrp
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffWe at Bangalore Comedy have a new Monday Drinking destination. Come laugh and drink with us as we bring our new jok… https://t.co/pGvJabR774
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2/4
2019
Caw! @chrisdelia https://t.co/7HyPTekDz7
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffYaar how much money do they women have in #FourMoreShotsPlease? They drink so much and every other day? Yahaan mai… https://t.co/kyg0PpNHto
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @nagarajanvanaja They're ignorant of pretty much everything#ProtestAgainstTwitter is the digital version of distributing pamphlets with SAVE TREES written on them🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/zvuoS2sqKR @sbshetty28 @rapperbigdeal @smanak @Funny_Leone @ComedianZubair @madvish_ @desibrah Thank you, sir @Naseeruddin93 @TheAhmedShariff If it’s a choice then why is there a punishment associated with it. Then it’s not a true choice.
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @VinayakHarsh12 @TheAhmedShariff @Warm_Apple_Pie Feminist Harpy, born on a Monday Name imposed (christened) on Tues… https://t.co/uYBhKSWPRB
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @rcj1978 Just recently started listening to him. Impressive how much knowledge he hasNeil deGrasse Tyson > Neil Nitin Mukesh
2/3
2019
Ghoongat is Patriarchy Hijab is Choice. Jai Ho aise Phaaaamiiinsim ki. https://t.co/qBrqA4GLPz
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @amrendra_kp @SirJambavan Islam doesn't work that way. Allah's word is final, that's the rule"NUCLEAR is the other N-word you're not supposed to say." - Neil deGrasse Tyson @ASR1481 You asked me the "theory" I told u :-/ @ASR1481 There is, actually. Men are ordered to "lower their gaze"Hijab is NOT a choice. As per Islam, it is a "command" from Allah, you do NOT belittle it by callin it "choice." I… https://t.co/rtGoCr1Qp9The biggest show of my career so far. 700 seater. Sold out before 3 days. Thank you so much Chennai. Really honoure… https://t.co/WtMbDxwHxL
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffOffered without comments https://t.co/PzL8iuPPjP
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffIf Hypocrisy was a twitter profile. @desibrah @TheAhmedShariff @ARanganathan72 @akash_jainwa @TrueIndologyhttps://t.co/JYSjWcCZ4V
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2/2
2019

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