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Didi, let me offer you a simple solution 1) write letter 2) drive to Raj Bhavan 3) hand letter to governor He’ll de… https://t.co/nZedPNWYYk
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5/26
2019
"Rahul resigning." LOL, as if he was doing any work to begin with 🤣Whatsapp University defeated Buzzfeed University 😕
5/25
2019
A very special shoutout to my fellow sanghis and sanghans, @TheAhmedShariff , @desibrah , @desiboho ,@heyytal ,… https://t.co/N8tqlq8OGA
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffHeard of air-conditioning? Please tell me this is satire 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/pJ3aZRLgHj @bakait_bansal @YRDeshmukh @kushal_mehra @Iyervval Ye Whatsapp family group ka fwd galti se Twitter pe kaise aa gaya!?Bleddy inthi-speaking naarthie bostuds, cow-belt naansense fellows eating mooli paratha and full putting vote for M… https://t.co/YdwzHhcyB1
5/24
2019
Ok, leftist bois... show's over, stop crying, there's nothing you can do about it now. Y'all can go back to your us… https://t.co/zgZNchamGnaur ye ek muslim bol raha hai yaad rakhna don’t fall for fake politically promoted agendas we are a healthy democra… https://t.co/IfN9fP32RT
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffThese results show just how disconnected celebrities & comedians are from the pulse of the aam janta. They live in… https://t.co/85YMjob87xHo gaya NYAY? 😁 https://t.co/fLkWNyWyauArnab saar... Khayaal kahan rehta hai aapka? The nation wants to know! https://t.co/llxQpZeGgpYaar, Voldemort mar jaane waali feel aa rahi haiFor middle class : Redemption in taxes and controlled inflation For Upper class : Ease of doing business and secu… https://t.co/J2L3XKhXHY
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @smanak I did. I was at 3500 last yearSocial media rn #ElectionResults2019 #Verdict2019 #ModiAaRahaHai #ModiAaGaya https://t.co/ndqorsUWPdNow Rahul will join the Night's WatchThem bhagwa crabs tho...BJP HQ rn... https://t.co/4xpmQtp3Uk @THEred_Indian 10000000000000% literacy!<GASP!> How did this happen!? It happened while you were lecturing people about wokeness, intersectionality, gender… https://t.co/rfpWV2LsfHBAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHH!!! 🤣🤣🤣
5/23
2019
@Monaco_50_50 Thank you 😊As a minority, I feel so cheated under Mudi gormint. We were told we'd be persecuted, killed, packed off to concent… https://t.co/HgZHhRuMSRListen to my song one more time before the election results... https://t.co/tH9mi8tDbHEarplugs khareed lo fraands. Kal left/liberals ke r**d-rone se kaan phat jaengeFellow Indians, no matter who wins tomorrow, just remember... . . . . . . . We are a nation of low-IQ Pajeets & we're doomed anyway 😕EVM = Everyone Voted ModiIf you think YOU have a useless/pointless job... Just think about Jon Snow @amyjccuddy Animals > People
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5/22
2019
How Game of Thrones started vs. How it ended #GameOfThrones #GameOfThonesFinale https://t.co/gjcxzfZqy8#JNU #GameOfThrones #GameOfThonesFinale https://t.co/wWa9HKmgWpGame of Thrones panelists: Aye! Aye! Aye! Game of Thrones fans: Ayaiyyo! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♂️ #GameOfThrones
5/21
2019
Game of Thrones missed an excellent chance to end the series by playing 🎵 Haan main bhi chowkidaar hoon, haan main bhi chowidaar hoon...Exit polls suggest 5 more years of material for comedians.
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @utkarshkg Bran StarkNew video is out! Please do watch and share! Love and hugs! ❤️ https://t.co/M5VX4vB9ps
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5/20
2019
@shambhav15 Arya! #ImWithHerSept of Baelor wahin banaenge! #GameOfThrones @shkarmun Sept of Baelor wahin banaenge!Who will win - Daenerys or Jon Snow? #ExitPolls
5/19
2019
Arnold Schwarzenegger got attacked in South Africa. Not everyone has Amit Shah to protect them 🙄If ever you feel stupid, just remember... There's a guy who tried to attack Arnold Schwarzenegger 😳 https://t.co/mM2RpuNrz7After a long time, we're FINALLY shooting new episodes tomorrow! Incredible guests (some BIG surprises), lots of fu… https://t.co/vBqnIh6oZI
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5/18
2019
How to trigger Mamata Banerjee https://t.co/g4B63iCYRI
5/16
2019
@Chinmaya_4IN Liberandus ka maanna hai ki sirf "purush" aur "stree" nahin, 76 praakar ke gender hote hain @sadvipra I'm an Agusta-Westland, you cis-scum! I'v been misgendered! REEEEEEE!! 😭😭😭 @desiboho @smanak Thanks for the share :-)Liberal arts students who deny evolution and believe there are 76 genders, have now suddenly become scientifically… https://t.co/0TZJUlYQNq @ComedianZubair HAHAHAANeil Nitin Mukesh 😂😂😂 Super Episode @TheAhmedShariff Shivajinagar accent was rocking....Maam is Legend 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/Mbk6Ygkkp5
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffLOL, bit late in sharing this, but this Bitch Lasagna parody on the Indian elections by @TheAhmedShariff and… https://t.co/S2LTiiDaLK
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffThe last Game of Thrones sketch I'll probably do :'-( Part 2 - Shivajinagar Boys Watch Game Of Thrones… https://t.co/SkBFnQB5SUPart 2 of SHIVAJINAGAR BOYS WATCH #GameofThrones Releasing in a bit... @ComedianZubair @Bonerjee @chetan_crasta https://t.co/oCEROAIMSW
5/15
2019
Missandei of Naath is also a very accomplished color grading expert #GameofThrones https://t.co/sws6KpVNby @LOLrakshak @TheAhmedShariff arrest me pls😂😂😎✌️ https://t.co/tRRAxcM0c7
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff"What's a meme?" "It's a photo with a sentence." "How long can the sentence be?" "About 15 to 20 years I think..."
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff💔 #GameofThronesSeason8 #GameofThrones #AryaStark #hound https://t.co/aSxyXdA0ps
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5/14
2019
Immense respect for @swatidTOI and the editorial team at @timesofindia for giving much needed space and coverage to… https://t.co/z9x5XXLt7d
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @wannabeMeerabai @MumbaiPolice Where is RAMSAY BOLTON when u need him? 😒#GameofThrones spoiler alert... Kabhi King's Landing gaye to wahan ke kabab zaroor try karna #GOTS8E5 #MadQueen @wannabeMeerabai @MumbaiPolice Nah, he was just auditioning for AIB#MadQueen is trending. There is a very real chance we might have one ruling us after May 23 :-(New standup clip where I startup with the crowdwork. Please comment/RT. https://t.co/QBMkBIKyqC
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5/13
2019
Modiji be like... 🎵 The cloud isn't the best place to find an aircraft, so radar is where I go... @shambhav15 Yes. Also, he's a Targaryen*Spoiler alert* Gangadhar hi Shaktimaan hai 😕 https://t.co/Hozs683PQo @Nived_Nambiar91 Thank you 🙏🏻 @vid_tiger @YouTube Thank you 🙏🏻 @DevinaaSingh AmazonJust got these. Game of Thrones coasters! <3 https://t.co/IZAPTcci7y @anusha_r1 @madvish_ @thebflatbar Haha. My next one is EXACTY that. Will release in June @Shwetaa_Chauhan @madvish_ @thebflatbar ☝🏻 @Shwetaa_Chauhan NO. Get rid of this crazy thought. Don't cut your hair @dewindia11 My mother... which one? 🤔If you are wishing "Happy Mother's Day" to a Muslim, skip the apostrophe
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5/12
2019
@dharmiks314159 Hahahaha @shambhav15 Hahahaha. Only '90s kids remember thisNew standup video by @TheAhmedShariff! Too funny! SHAKTIMAAN | Standup Comedy by Ahmed Shariff https://t.co/0VSGGNJDG2 via @YouTube
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @thanaveenkumar @BlackBallBoy1 @chikkasose2 🙏 @BlackBallBoy1 @chikkasose2 please "Kiwi Maathu" for this Right Wing Stand-up Comedian....Most importantly he is Ka… https://t.co/o5ZmldTlkK
Retweeted by Ahmed ShariffFunny stand up by @TheAhmedShariff 😂😂 https://t.co/S4Z8nv9TdU
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff @Shwetaa_Chauhan NO! @biswasubruh @madvish_ @thebflatbar Hehe. Thanks @kahe_bhai @madvish_ @thebflatbar Thank you :-)You're the first one to RT. Thank you 🙏NEW STANDUP VIDEO - SHAKTIMAAN Watch. Laugh. Like. Share. Subscribe :-) Shot by @madvish_ at @thebflatbar https://t.co/XvMN27HWhWNew standup video coming in an hour. This image gives a very subtle hint as to what it's about... https://t.co/WKu37xDVqp
5/11
2019
Delhi, it's time to be wise, unlike 2015. Vote wisely. https://t.co/VUuiXfORDN
Retweeted by Ahmed Shariff🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/7RXh7T4dZ7So when is the awards function for people who don't watch #GameOfThrones?
5/9
2019
Cuz one needs above-room-temperature IQ to study those https://t.co/QOCx8dKrdROn a scale of Trevor Noah to Wesley Snipes, how black will the royal baby be? https://t.co/BD11Dtw2pHRanveer Singh is always dressed for Met Gala
5/8
2019
@TheMYSTIC11 @Ibne_Sena @KashurTweets @ShahidQuetta @JAVED0909 @DrRizwanAhmed1 Jazakallah :-) @arun05150 @TheMYSTIC11 @Ibne_Sena @KashurTweets @ShahidQuetta @JAVED0909 @DrRizwanAhmed1 Jazakallah :-) @pavithrab96 9 years of anticipation... they better not disappoint!We need George Carlin back
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5/7
2019
@Chinmaya_4IN @shambhav15 Hehe. Thanks for watching :-)
5/6
2019

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