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@WFRising @BBMPCOMM @CMofKarnataka @csogok @BBMP_MAYOR @KarnatakaVarthe Man, what bad luck all of those 62 are on t… https://t.co/0aMi6kq91cA mistake is you accidentally order a latte instead of a cappuccino at the cafe, not dismember a journalist using a… https://t.co/0Bh9kTNsqq
Retweeted by the akshayNetflix story idea. Family goes to $$$ resort for vacation. Suddenly all hell breaks loose as 30 MLAs check in and… https://t.co/c34QHAd8lt
Retweeted by the akshay @beastoftraal In the Kitchens of India shop there, I had a brilliant experience where the attendant totally ignored… https://t.co/OoaT0wPatQ
11/11
2019
@sidin Instead of stealing something of value, they stole something of valve.
11/10
2019
@pratyasharath Everytime my dad sent me to deposit cheques, i would get irritated at writing the amount in letters… https://t.co/J9a7vN3wX2Man, @Uber needs to arrange study tours for its algo team to India. https://t.co/7AuQVfebNeRemember this legendary conversation? #3YrsOfDeMoDisaster #DeMonetisationDisaster https://t.co/OTu722AycZ
Retweeted by the akshayThe Gold Standard of #Demonetization videos. https://t.co/uQ48D8Sgbh
Retweeted by the akshay @beastoftraal If you use "vacation" instead of "trip", then "on an island" kind of works. But then Indigo is in the… https://t.co/dl2O7M0PCZToday this arrived at clinic with Diwali gift. I haven't met this family as a doctor since many years. But they rem… https://t.co/EmiSbjjFaa
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11/8
2019
Hotel Rangsharda? The Karnataka folks stayed at the Renaissance. Can't believe Maharashtra politics is so poor. https://t.co/qHsSN1zqAh
Retweeted by the akshayGame over for so many social commerce upstarts. WhatsApp Business launches Product Catalogs.… https://t.co/PJ790T20IS
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11/7
2019
the indian society of pedodontics and preventive dentistry's 41st national conference is very unfortunately called… https://t.co/HClA4Ty9JX
Retweeted by the akshay @beastoftraal One major step in between is companies have to provide cabs, tempo travellers because the city fails… https://t.co/SDwiiThXZx
11/6
2019
@rk_misra @CMofKarnataka @BBMPCOMM @CPBlr @drashwathcn @kiranshaw @NEWS9TWEETS @BangaloreMirror @DeccanHeraldhttps://t.co/i2j7ZYuPKXEven though the SIM status says data network is EDGE, the status bar shows Airtel (SIM1) connected to VoLTE. Who is… https://t.co/lh55sgQkCsI left a bad review for a visa agent and he sent me a mail asking me not to spoil his business and attached literal… https://t.co/Xs2v6TdhO0 @BeingPractical Empathy @goodgobar @Bodhisatvaa Have you seen this? https://t.co/QbeAVhYhgm @hallstephenj OneNote quitting on me whilst I was in a training and then refusing to launch again was not fun. @aparanjape Redundancy? https://t.co/LQxJPCikzm @gauravsabnis There are managers in "Best places to work in India" lists who will make you carry your laptop on vac… https://t.co/lPSAcd7AGvIf you get raided by IT, will they help you update your rental house address on Aadhar? https://t.co/IoLHG4jsvwMan, I wish I could send out mails like this all day and not be accountable for anything. https://t.co/kXJHNBbJoTClassic Chinese playbook in EVs - protectionist, support select local businesses; build a national champion which t… https://t.co/JJ1zaVOQ6m
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11/5
2019
@ETtech @nmenezesET @Alnoor_ET But there is no disincentive structure from police side because everyone knows enfor… https://t.co/N0JfLmcAZhFound a business I was interested in on IG and in making inquiries, the business owner was quick to call me 'dear'… https://t.co/6z9e1OfuLr
Retweeted by the akshayThis level of fog and not one of the school buses that stopped at our complex had their headlights on. Same drivers… https://t.co/10UJm4MY9q
11/4
2019
Damn. https://t.co/k0F7a5dFsL https://t.co/bQ9AeVMRMN @aparanjape @NileshShah68 And this is my apartment WhatsApp group today, Bangalore. https://t.co/GJo7uec3V3LOL, WHAT'S NEXT, WOMEN DOCTORS? https://t.co/rcWZlkyrU5
Retweeted by the akshay @aparanjape @NileshShah68 The difference is that for all my Chinese colleagues my age, "power cuts" are an alien co… https://t.co/cBlfLOeZJUAh yes, the time honoured tradition of Indian Govt organizations using free webmail. https://t.co/7ip3iAoocN @saffrontrail So many egrets at Kaikondrahalli lake too. Coming home to sleep. https://t.co/cedXoQV1bQThe BJP has an inexhaustible store of such experts. Fortunately many of them are in government https://t.co/V4UW2LbA5G
Retweeted by the akshayDear media, if #Pegasus spyware is wrong. How is facial recognition without consent ok?
Retweeted by the akshay @NameFieldmt Doesnt the laundry bag help? How much is the washing efficacy reduced because of the bag, I have always wondered...
11/3
2019
The eternal curse of desi so-called subject matter experts who have failed upwards asking "Can you explain in leman… https://t.co/i7qi48JqjD
11/2
2019
Genuinely not able to understand this gentleman shooting birds with a flash. https://t.co/AqJNNxBatfAny other developed country facing problems of smog would have created hundreds of companies to create equipments f… https://t.co/K0UbaVdcgr
Retweeted by the akshayView from our newsroom. Wondering how many years of life are being shaved off breathing this apocalyptic filth in D… https://t.co/E6UlikjZdr
Retweeted by the akshay @3rdEyeDude When a car / tempo / tata Ace breaks down (as they regularly do), where do they pull over? When a veh… https://t.co/o7Ju7gM8mG
11/1
2019
Clarifying one misconception by stating oxygen molecules are nano-micrometer scale... https://t.co/pV2jWs5ao7I did not know tanks are transported on random "All India Permit" trucks with bent chassis and hand painted number… https://t.co/sLB8TeoRCKBest rangoli I’ve come across so far 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/86wuBBZ47K
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10/30
2019
VC to Koramangala startups : You need a solid moat for the business. BBMP : I got your back, bruh! cc… https://t.co/hzsv01I7IZ
Retweeted by the akshayHas this been done yet? https://t.co/0T1q73zIpV
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10/29
2019
my wife is indian. she is hindu, and we are relaxing at a resort. you seem to be a none too successful hack. I on t… https://t.co/EkY2mxFlwg
Retweeted by the akshayOk. Feels good to know that all board rooms have a problem with Wires ... https://t.co/VuFSP7U5ul
Retweeted by the akshayVoldemort, relic collector and noted snake charmer, dead at 71. #WaPoDeathNotices https://t.co/nt85iI2kP5
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10/28
2019
The driver’s name is Subhash, recently got his driving license and was on duty since 8 am (accident happened around… https://t.co/UdMz4JAKeo
Retweeted by the akshayBefore they turn into Gods. Taken by two different photographers. #Theyyam Via തെയ്യപ്പെരുമ Whatsapp group. https://t.co/58toeXLG3F
Retweeted by the akshayI am suprised that Virendra Sehwag, Anand Mahindra and harsh Goenka haven’t tweeted about the time interval between… https://t.co/PPElRqXazy
Retweeted by the akshayThat's a mighty bold prediction. How many decades/centuries before this happens? (for context, we don't make our ow… https://t.co/c3fsgDHH01
Retweeted by the akshayThis is very unfair to the second pillion rider, come on guys. https://t.co/dPnI3oNU9C
10/27
2019
@GutsGloryAbhi @YuluBike @blrcitytraffic @bounceshare Bounce and Vogo bikes don't even have rear view mirrors, tail… https://t.co/nDFiHDqoEP @GutsGloryAbhi Oh yes! I was on the passenger seat for a change.Does yulu inform their customers that this is an electric *bicycle* that has no business being in the fast lane of… https://t.co/zd9wrV3mwShttps://t.co/nxzD1gGUPC https://t.co/rhjyUg0UUi
Retweeted by the akshayApparently "tech reviewers" think that "WiFi Chips" weigh up to 400 grams. https://t.co/IKg42ww4tG
10/26
2019
@varunnair07 @hsrltrafficps They were already back today afternoon. The police just politely knock on their door an… https://t.co/W3dDH3GEdH @nikhilnarayanan Oh, didn't know that. @aparanjape Zip drives now? @nikhilnarayanan "Defence PSU". But they also do rolling stock for railways and metro projects.
10/25
2019
@kshetragnya Departure at COK https://t.co/dO0VWMZwhVLeaving you with this thought. Charlie Brown has it right. #MahadevapuraDemands #fairytales are what we are seein… https://t.co/8KqxyCuCu7
Retweeted by the akshayThis guy watching YouTube whilst jammed... https://t.co/KmRB2DX0yZ @akhilrex @Anirudhgargi @AmazonEchoIndia On one of your Amazon devices or accounts you have opted or allowed it to… https://t.co/bx1M5wJpDjAlmost 5 hours since @airindiain call center promised me an "emergency callback".No one: Indian uncles: https://t.co/HAjBeswe8b
Retweeted by the akshay @akhilrex @AmazonEchoIndia When you buy it, it is autolinked to your profile. Need to buy it "as a gift" or from a… https://t.co/JQP0r0zgZt
10/23
2019
@SCJohnson I just want to know how to hang something off my rear view mirror and not expose it to sunlight. Please share your insight.So many fake treatments come to mind. https://t.co/9Xqqr8La98
Retweeted by the akshay @thenexontribe @BosePratap @TataMotors @TataNexonSUV @AbhreshSugandhi @damodarparab88 @GadiWalaAdmi @VinodKalotra M… https://t.co/dYExQ2Io3jThis is yet another planet in Bangalore called Electronics City manged by @ELCIA_IN under the leadership of… https://t.co/epTWSMiRKR
Retweeted by the akshayTraffic lights worldwide set to change after Swedish engineer saw red over getting a ticket https://t.co/H7RF0pcA79
Retweeted by the akshayWhat kind of dungeon car do the people at S.C. Johnson drive? https://t.co/ZSmmglluIZJust because one has to oppose everything AAP does. https://t.co/nZ7o0lHElA
Retweeted by the akshayThe confidence that total majority gives you, twice: insert your nose any and everywhere. Maximum Government. Maxi… https://t.co/2NxvpvcSfX
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10/22
2019
@harish_aytha Truth. I would actually use one of my 3 wishes on ensuring that tanker drivers get hit with their ann… https://t.co/fLFHfM8Kfp @harish_aytha That place is a disaster... With all the water tankers bullying other road users. @Kevapat @DCPTrEastBCP @blrcitytraffic And let the companies who are contracting all these tempo travellers provide… https://t.co/wpF2bqDH1J @Kevapat @DCPTrEastBCP @blrcitytraffic If it is not hampering traffic flow, traffic police is free to remove the no… https://t.co/Y7WBKkVph0
10/21
2019
Loled so hard https://t.co/0NzcbjgxOR
Retweeted by the akshay @hollowaynz @tabatkins @imgur Absolutely a fair comparison. I’m focusing on delivering core content and could happi… https://t.co/rOoyEIGRAO
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10/20
2019
@2009_dev @blrcitytraffic @DCPTrEastBCP We all know it takes 3 coppers minimum to detain an Activa.
10/19
2019
Sir @narendramodi , inko 5 Lakh aur dekar kam se kam inka hisaab toh nakki karo. https://t.co/zXIPE15Qy9
Retweeted by the akshay @nikhilkulkwadhe @Themangofellow @Koiklu_kaDDi Oh yes, definitely. @nikhilkulkwadhe @Themangofellow @Koiklu_kaDDi https://t.co/WKdh7tk3Kv @nikhilkulkwadhe @Themangofellow @Koiklu_kaDDi There was a tweet saying they are not worried about helmet thefts be… https://t.co/envLoa9IoS @nauziac @blrcitytraffic @DCPTrEastBCP If police regularly took action, surely there would be an enterprising lando… https://t.co/JqqfskPHWx @nauziac @blrcitytraffic @DCPTrEastBCP It is a failure on multiple regulatory levels that there is no space for all… https://t.co/HuYBB33HoJOnly an incompetent leader give excuses, real leader fix the problems. You can't give us road in 15 years, is it?… https://t.co/jJc1EJt7jU
Retweeted by the akshayHere they are. https://t.co/JDq71gQX5xHey @blrcitytraffic @DCPTrEastBCP your officers must be suffering from severe tunnel vision that they can't see the… https://t.co/GAbScnFRSZ#bangaloretraffic We have been asked to take public transport and WALK. Just see the pathetic condition of footpath… https://t.co/jOP0lLSiNO
Retweeted by the akshaySometimes, you realize halfway through the presentation that this is not what the audience wants and you skip the s… https://t.co/JdO12gTJYp[1/4] Ok this is really funny, check this out. I was in the process of booking a flight via @OneTravel. Trying to m… https://t.co/ypT4bKwuVW
Retweeted by the akshayI don’t understand this need to anglicise Indian food. What the fuck is rice crepes, lentil soup, fried dried lenti… https://t.co/jTIht3hK5j
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10/18
2019

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