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@anujdeshpandey Yeah, maybe just needs to check delta rather than get into colour which will complicate things with… https://t.co/7UjUyjc9sO
6/7
2020
Darren Sammy finding out that all this while he was playing in India, he was actually being subjected to a racist s… https://t.co/SenxhESoNo
Retweeted by the akshay @ind_ranga @rajaarushi @XpressBengaluru @santwana99 @BMTC_BENGALURU @LaxmanSavadi @CMofKarnataka Most AC buses will… https://t.co/DMaYqRiaFojust abhay deol being a king https://t.co/5RyCzfeTrd
Retweeted by the akshayInstitution built on the looting of black and brown societies should probably sit this one out https://t.co/Ix7mGU3pTI
Retweeted by the akshay @anujdeshpandey Come on, put a camera in there for toast doneness.Do they check for sunroof equipped car when giving admission? https://t.co/V6aKIPlyHiI'm very dark-skinned, even by Ugandan standards and I travel a lot, but the only place I ever feel safe is when I'… https://t.co/j6H78fEOn1
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6/6
2020
Thread. On the NYT controversy over Sen. Cotton's piece, the NYT's changing business model, and what it tells us a… https://t.co/aCEFkzVTRZ
Retweeted by the akshayPehle mehnat karke IAS clear karo uske baad aisi baatein suno aur fir reporters ko brief bhi karo 😭 https://t.co/COIdAYhfju
Retweeted by the akshay @beastoftraal @teaclap13 & The bitter ones in coffee! @CityOrdinary This whole scan QR code in a moving bus - enter PIN - wait for mobile network as it process transacti… https://t.co/89g80WfyYF @jameerr But how to make sure I am burning ONGC oil ... Otherwise not vocal for local 🤔About a month ago a leading industrialist had called the National #lockdown a draconian measure. He had pitched for… https://t.co/HNLURORSjM
Retweeted by the akshay5pm on Outer Ring Road on a weekday and 16kmpl Vs the usual 5-6 I would expect. https://t.co/vNkh8d9N3M
6/4
2020
Since a good number of kids who have decided they have an "ideology" at the mature old age of 17 keep asking me wha… https://t.co/EfloD9mtKz
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6/3
2020
@chunkynerd Nothing like rando DHL people calling me for KYC when package is clearly addressed to the company and I… https://t.co/2CDdhlgkxkMaharashtra govt is now trying to rope in 2nd and 3rd MBBS students to manage COVID patients at municipal hospitals… https://t.co/HjAtPzTuVg
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6/2
2020
are you getting the feels? pls shar maximum https://t.co/X536TRNZei
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6/1
2020
Less than fifteen years ago, Facebook was a college social network and Twitter was people sharing their breakfast.… https://t.co/u79OlMCaLA
Retweeted by the akshayYou: Jumping off the roof will kill you. Bhakt: What about rat poison? Will that not kill you? You: Yes it will.… https://t.co/2uXonbPwpS
Retweeted by the akshay⚠️ Aarogya Setu is not open source. We got a press release and some random code to keep the public distracted. The… https://t.co/ReBYn0mujK
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5/31
2020
@TejasKinger @peakbengaluru Maybe when it reverses it plays the Apple ringtone rather than Airtel jingle.Why @SonuSood will join BJP in the near future. A thread:
Retweeted by the akshay @poisonaavi It's reverse, no? A prism doesn't merge the wavelengths, it splits them. @CookyDoh @npueu That's two ways to get a whiff of the lunch you just had. @ku1deep ED raid would have happened last week itself. @jameerr Lots of people will pay the price.
5/30
2020
@AratiKumarRao From my balcony, apparently just down the street... https://t.co/NtHdM2RG5nSo many desi orgs unprepared for this situation and failing to recognize this is how it is going to be. ICICI still… https://t.co/jJ6NCMUTTf
5/29
2020
VW customer care is jumping to respond on tweets, but have they noticed, for instance, that in their showroom where… https://t.co/qewkK5XOgt @VikHasya ....or bundle it as a "X for first use including the beer" and "Y for refills" so we don't have to be pre… https://t.co/7hmbRt7EOp @VikHasya Bisleri 20L is 150 deposit. @zoo_bear Seriously, who mounts the center speaker above the TV? @volkswagenindia It's 2020 now. What's the ETA on the 2017 Polo? https://t.co/oY0AltRh7t @SirishChandran @volkswagenindia @evoIndia It's a pity VW have closed the upgrade path to people like me who have a… https://t.co/VZ9HFijl54
5/28
2020
Officially the best 2020 meme so far. https://t.co/mS2nTuO7BP
Retweeted by the akshay @vaniIlaessence @cowbai It was a small office. Opening a chocolate would get into sharing territory and chit chat and all that. @vaniIlaessence @cowbai By all means. 5 star in black coffee was also my "I am alone in office today, let me enjoy this moment" thing. @cowbai @vaniIlaessence I used that 99% bitter Amul bar exclusively for melting into coffee.Really you guys should have wised up to Kent last year when they launched a product outside of their comfort zone a… https://t.co/aR8XiBn4Nb @ICICIBank_Care Look, I got a call from branch that since my phone number is linked to a userid through my CC, to l… https://t.co/tYKs6PxRr2So @ICICIBank_Care has this issue on the website when adding an account where the drop down menu is empty (and a re… https://t.co/yEmlYWP5zHI don't think that people appreciate how different the voice to text experience on a Pixel is from an iPhone. So he… https://t.co/DtrWNzthrQ
Retweeted by the akshay @autocarindiamag @volkswagenindia Come on, @volkswagenindia, platform badlo, engine nahi
5/27
2020
Taking a curve in Bangalore means failing to utilize engine braking, abruptly apply brakes in the curve as you are… https://t.co/otn19WHWUSHello, @BlueDartCares can you ask LaxmiC to check emails and delete from server?Bluedart has no phone customer service because of COVID. So only option is to send an email to customerservice@blue… https://t.co/FILA4ReSwv
5/26
2020
@chunkynerd Happy to report it is direct playing 1080p hevc 10b files from my Plex server.
5/23
2020
@Mittermaniac @taapsee @anubhavsinha And next day he is eating cornflakes instead of aloo paratha. @beastoftraal Man that is surprisingly goodSubnet mask. https://t.co/aCn0RL4pyE
Retweeted by the akshayUnpopular opinion. Everybody should study engineering before going on to their true calling - law, medicine, polic… https://t.co/JYc2OJqBAT
Retweeted by the akshayMany more such things to figure out before companies can suddenly switch gears. https://t.co/WPHoUBwxzB
5/22
2020
@vchowdhary @AboutIndia Lids, what are those?Fiat service when the crank position sensor needed to be replaced: We will have to replace pretty much your entire… https://t.co/O2QLE9wTJbAny business uncle who is watching WhatsApp video forwards without headphones should automatically be in 10000 band. https://t.co/8ThywxZTHPWe don't plan to leave the middle seat vacant, this does not meet the physical distancing requirement. We take othe… https://t.co/S2Oh090G6T
Retweeted by the akshayVloggers are using telescopes now? https://t.co/0UgdDez8Rf @akhilrex Did you enhance the block list in anyway or just running the default?Oh no! How else would people pay 10x premium on mediocre cup noodles anymore?? https://t.co/bNOojJvCVR @ku1deep Haha! That's great! Though of course it runs off battery - not ideal - but you will blow everyone out of t… https://t.co/Ab2HGJCMQY @ku1deep If you have a recent-ish canon, https://t.co/DMEYUjwzjDCabs are illegally parked in front of our apartment once again. Bangalore is healing.
5/21
2020
2 months of shop closure and yet owners are super rude on the phone. Buying from amazon for a slightly higher price… https://t.co/bzOJe40tZR @bsdhanoa Cannot wait for lenskart to have a BOGO on frames with built in buttons. @ShivAroor They should sonic boom the city once in a while to make everyone shut-up... Like a teacher shouting over the class. @ku1deep That's.... Actually quite brilliant. @Meetasengupta Come on, 1cr+ apartments don't have P-traps installed. These are not experts. In my complex, there w… https://t.co/PthOft6JNoIdeal time to learn to DIY basic household tasks was yesterday. https://t.co/kUvSg3EmU4Did Hemingway even watch a Westworld episode and immediately head over to r/Westworld? https://t.co/fIg1pj9N1kIntroducing new features with bad UX be like https://t.co/OhuBRYCDs7
Retweeted by the akshay @zomatocare There are literally dozens. Send someone to stand here and watch. Maybe good time to set up a Law Enforcement Division.Hordes of @zomato uniformed guys rushing wrong side down Sarjapur road, no helmets but with face masks. #safetyfirstThe image this woman chose to illustrate her oppression is Anastácia, an enslaved African in 1700s Brazil. Her mist… https://t.co/C6sLHlXRIk
Retweeted by the akshaySo, for the folks who told me last week I was grandstanding by saying Spotify was a threat to the open ecosystem of… https://t.co/Jyp1Whjkrb
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5/20
2020
Wow. Adtech giant NYT ($800m ARR, $6B valuation) to begin selling user data directly to advertisers. Scary, anticom… https://t.co/yXjlgzfAiX
Retweeted by the akshay @ehn @Apple In my experience, notebook and mobile image sensors run on totally different cadence. Though mobile sen… https://t.co/GuBWUOabsG @ehn @Apple Why is megapixel count important here? Larger pixel, better newer process generation should be good eno… https://t.co/VnP7JOGQxW @bhatnaturally If you see the reviews they use a limited set of adjectives and that's it. No one actually "tests" and "reports".GOI missed a trick here - ⬆️NREGA merely incentivises labour (out of work in large cities) to dash back to villages… https://t.co/9NVv57VFai
Retweeted by the akshayTIL reliance digital and other "electronics stores" don't stock monitors.When you're introducing BFC and its fortress to your non-Bangalorean friends 😋 https://t.co/22fEl8PLiV
Retweeted by the akshayHate to spoil a terrific punchline, but not all liberals are leftwing or left. https://t.co/1GawTadGaX
Retweeted by the akshay.... By his investors?? https://t.co/sm0u6IYutc @kushanmitra You mean to say people who put cars on the road with missing rear seat belts, busted headlights, bald… https://t.co/UsmOc1FiVNCharles Townes, who won the Nobel Prize for the physics behind the laser in 1964, was fond of telling the story of… https://t.co/SoLjvlVzW0
Retweeted by the akshayHey @Zomato what is up with your OCR (I presume) https://t.co/puxD004tOAWish employers like @ChaiPoint_cares would educate their staff to not take the contactless card out of customers ha… https://t.co/HiXJs5yHI4
5/19
2020
@kushanmitra @acorn Banda Aceh नही है @kushanmitra Yea, people pointing to plastic / plexiglass partitions in the west tend to forget those are there for… https://t.co/3tfFDs97bIWell, selling the same old 100cc Honda engine for 35 years is only going to get you so far... https://t.co/BxjEifC4Zl @amabirdman Just make sure your bakeware is titanium and pop down to the closest forge.
5/18
2020
So a tech billionaire in India lifted photos from our twitter account in order to allege he was distributing hand s… https://t.co/tBDDDrzgTf
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5/17
2020
Rice. Part two: Jeff Bezos net worth represented visually by rice. https://t.co/kYIoyxLgMW
Retweeted by the akshayThe FM thinks the lowest strata of middle class earns 6-18L per annum. This is what happens when you're so far rem… https://t.co/8zIGvBD1vv
Retweeted by the akshay @chunkynerd It's great timing but I feel not a great strategy to crowdfund. People won't be so willing to park 18k… https://t.co/YLKuW6H3N0
5/16
2020
Don't think farmers with their perishable produce are quite comparable to ball bearing makers (!!). https://t.co/ClveOBTekY @peegeekay Amazon is delivering to my pin code, so yes.
5/15
2020

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