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Joined Twitter 2/2/11


@batkaren https://t.co/3CTYOlMxmFI’m back, The New Yorker! https://t.co/Qu0aCpz4r7
Retweeted by The Alex Nevilevery time Rand Paul trends, I only hope it's because his next door neighbor finally finished what he started
Retweeted by The Alex NevilMe: We rejoined WHO? Biden: Yes Me: WHO did we rejoin? Biden: Absolutely
Retweeted by The Alex NevilBIDEN’S RADICAL SOCIALIST AMERICA -DAY 1 Got up and went to work. Still had to pay for stuff. This is bullshit.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilPeople who are new here, will never ever understand the magic that was old twitter...
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Retweeted by The Alex Nevil @bornmiserable Outstanding, Sir!!!https://t.co/aAJiY6ZCOK
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil @notmeagain 🙂🙂🙂 @Social_Mime The Senate confirmed today that HE’SAGOODBOY!Some dogs do the head tilt when they hear a strange noise, he does it when he hears dinner suggestions. https://t.co/DTdhPCfimz
Retweeted by The Alex NevilWaiting for my Hot Pocket in the microwave. https://t.co/DuY4ysfr8G
Retweeted by The Alex NevilMaybe what the world needs is ‘80’s rock ballads to come back and heal us all.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilCan we put our differences aside now and come together, and agree cauliflower will never be rice?
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil @Grommit56 “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a divot.”As God is my witness, I will never rent golf clubs again.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilMy mom turned 85. America got her a new president that she is very happy with and she got scheduled for her first v… https://t.co/vKXFAd8FXY
Retweeted by The Alex NevilIt will always be wedgie-ass-Wednesday if you keep borrowing your girlfriends’ yoga pants for your butt pictures, Sir
Retweeted by The Alex NevilSo cute how you believe the entire world revolves around you *boops your nose*
Retweeted by The Alex NevilTed Cruz definitely thought Frank Burns was the hero of M*A*S*H
Retweeted by The Alex NevilParenthood. Because why should the pain in your ass have its last stand with the pangs of childbirth?
Retweeted by The Alex NevilIt's wonderful the way all the women are celebrating Kamala Harris and Amanda Gorman. But let's not let the celeb… https://t.co/CQHH12J1Gf
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil“Mrs. Landingham, what’s next?”
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil*seizes the day *kisses the day passionately *the day melts in my arms
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil*makes first dad joke *gets hood placed over head and is whisked away to a temple of balding men in cargo shorts *must sacrifice a lawnmower
Retweeted by The Alex NevilToday, as I was sworn in, I held in my jacket pocket copies of the ships’ manifests recorded at Ellis Island when m… https://t.co/OTnkW1jztK
Retweeted by The Alex Nevilted cruz: rejoining WHO only benefits the citizens of whoville
Retweeted by The Alex Nevilon the edge of my seat refreshing my twitter waiting to see where bernie sanders will sit next
Retweeted by The Alex NevilSo... was Kid Rock not available?
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI wish tv journalists would stop pointing out that ted cruz and josh hawley went to Ivy League schools, as if that… https://t.co/JrvDOA0DGYYou DO know that it’s only called the Paris Agreement because that’s where the meeting took place, right? It’s not… https://t.co/NVSkkpah08
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil @RandPaul @FoxNews I’m confused, randy. You seem upset because you thought you heard President Biden calling you a… https://t.co/r2nnWeXZT1Chills watching Kamala walking in the White House. It only took 244 years.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI am gonna sleep so hard tonight.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilAnd here I thought cancel culture was a reference to the Republicans continually voting no on arts funding.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilMy favorite oxymorons: Government intelligence Airline food Corporate culture Brief survey Fox News
Retweeted by The Alex NevilFor me, my phone needs charging at 70%. For my wife, her phone needs charging at 2%. From there, you can extrapol… https://t.co/JKpoy5kdpI
Retweeted by The Alex NevilTrump is like my son who's still living at home after college. His four years are done but he won't go live somewhere else.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilShe was rare. Like a far-right, white male wing nut who could pass the U.S. Citizenship test.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilIt’s like “Decency Eve” and tomorrow we all get to open the greatest gift ever.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilLeave behind your sorrows Let this day be the last Tomorrow there'll be sunshine And all this darkness past Big whe… https://t.co/5KWeQ8vrGx
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil*seizes the day *kisses the day passionately *the day melts in my armsThe entire impeachment trial should just be Katie Porter whiteboarding everyone until they break.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilOkay, Katy Perry singing fireworks with a beautiful fireworks display as the Biden family looks in has me in comple… https://t.co/QRl0YRSDdJ
Retweeted by The Alex NevilMy daughter went back to college today and I texted her that I missed her so much and she texted back 2.5 hours lat… https://t.co/YCVU8PvQl2
Retweeted by The Alex NevilMy phone rings more on Friday afternoons than any other day of the week. I don’t know what it is about folks gettin… https://t.co/uO7S3mQWqo
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI’m preparing for a trial Tuesday and husband said, “Why do you type all your questions ahead of time? You waste so… https://t.co/YAik0c5rCZ
Retweeted by The Alex NevilMy timeline is nothing but happy, hopeful, cheerful tweets. My brain does not know how to digest this information.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilThe tooth fairy left my son Kohl’s cash instead of money last night and he wants answers.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilParents: “My worst fear is losing my kids.” Also Parents: “Let’s play hide and seek. Now go get lost and make it hard for me to find you.”
Retweeted by The Alex NevilWe never see a ghost dinosaur so dinosaurs probably aren't real.
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil*gets into shark cage *gets out of shark cage “Who the hell put a shark IN the cage?”
Retweeted by The Alex NevilSaw a sleeping baby in her stroller today, and my still working-but-with-coughs-and-wheezes ovaries gathered all of… https://t.co/f9fJ17o2Yn
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil*thinks she’s remembering what it feels like to have hope.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilShopping for kitchen appliances, realizing that this money could buy me 2 weeks alone at an all-inclusive in Aruba,… https://t.co/4IDFqvYmwB
Retweeted by The Alex NevilOnline shopping eliminated the embarrassment of buying a 72-pound wheel of cheese and Gas-x tablets in bulk.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilAn important aspect of choosing a decorator is finding someone who aligns with my love of true crime documentaries… https://t.co/XHVl0ixBgj
Retweeted by The Alex NevilRemember when movie plots were simpler to follow? We didn’t need fancy CGI or shoot 'em up scenes. - A romance b… https://t.co/jhGmXorXcU
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI’m a cesspool of useless true crime knowledge.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilLet us breathe. Let us pray. Let us hope. Let us mourn. Let us dream. And let’s get to work for an America tha… https://t.co/zzFcpXiuMQ
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI will not apologize for getting emotional and a little misty in the eye on reflecting on this moment and the story of our nation.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI'm old enough to remember Robert Frost reading a poem at JFK's inauguration. He was good, but Amanda Gorman today was extraordinary.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilThanks to American voters, we are back in the #ParisAgreement. America is once again poised to lead the world on cl… https://t.co/AGYxrsus1K
Retweeted by The Alex NevilNot to brag or anything but once I was happy, knew it and still did not clap my hands.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilAfter Trump pulled out of Paris Climate Accord using the same dumb line, the city of Pittsburgh announced it would… https://t.co/5nlMO9L5ts
Retweeted by The Alex NevilImagine being married to the news lady. https://t.co/K9G2ImVZZW
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI was listening to the first Biden administration press conference on my ride home from work, and I swear to God, j… https://t.co/qVOlURTXoa
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil @Fox5DCJeannette @RexChapman @ABC7Robert 🤣🤣🤣I am, as the kids say, done!*makes first dad joke *gets hood placed over head and is whisked away to a temple of balding men in cargo shorts *must sacrifice a lawnmowerTechnically every jacket for sale at Costco is a Member’s Only.
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil“Have a good life. We will see you soon” might be the worst breakup ever.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilEagerly awaiting to find out who President-Elect Biden will appoint as his Pillow Guy.
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Some marriages just click and those couples are happy all the time. Stay away from those freaks. They’re ticking time bombs.Hope is the best disinfectant sometimes. At other times, disinfectant is. https://t.co/0vEwXyEHR2
Retweeted by The Alex NevilAmanda Gorman. The entire poem. #InaugurationDay https://t.co/2bbxEQQCwr
Retweeted by The Alex NevilOne time Jaclyn Smith and Ann-Margret were both on SVU and let me tell you I WAS SHAKEN.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilWhy would you want what you can’t have when you can get what will be yours
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI can't wait to hear your voice WAIT! not when I'm on Twitter though.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilOf course I have a life and hobbies!!! Example - I find a good gif and wait all day for the perfect reply to use it on.
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil😂😂 https://t.co/mTpfzr4dkP
Retweeted by The Alex NevilME: Oh shit what happened to your eye? FREND:
Retweeted by The Alex Nevilany twitter fight https://t.co/EQc3qxERPD
Retweeted by The Alex NevilWhat do you mean the vaccine is $601?
Retweeted by The Alex NevilA play on words https://t.co/iYjKwM27nD
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI saw the best minds of my generation. I am Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon.
Retweeted by The Alex NevilIf I was a pirate I would definitely get a chest tattoo
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI can't talk right now I'm doing hot girl shit https://t.co/QPDSlwc42y
Retweeted by The Alex NevilBe inspired by them To become even better than them
Retweeted by The Alex NevilMight delete my Twitter account Make a new one And only follow dogs
Retweeted by The Alex NevilI've been significantly cutting back on any/all social media Shifting focus back to re-discovering old hobbies an… https://t.co/2abs7mIAKU
Retweeted by The Alex NevilThere is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval… https://t.co/hwlHgYCIze
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Retweeted by The Alex NevilI found my inner peace of pizza.I will watch your stupid video but I will not turn on the sound
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil"I don't want to." "You'll catch a cold." "I'll be okay, I promise." "Please, make your mother happy." "Ugh, fine." https://t.co/8OLp6lVJEc
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil*decides it’s time to make a stand *opens box from ikea
Retweeted by The Alex NevilToday is an excellent day to wear a mask.
Retweeted by The Alex Nevil @pattidan https://t.co/vzz69XbjXU
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