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My achievements are mostly in the past.... first man to fool Penn and Teller and BGT 2019 semi finalist: https://t.co/FNchDiZYnx Check out my website. 😃

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Joined Twitter 3/10/10


@sprint901 It would have been an honour :)
8/8
2020
@RealTimVine https://t.co/r1jT9J1MokWho knew? Not only is this guy very loveable, he is also pretty smart. :-) Andy Nyman: Counting his blessings in bi… https://t.co/RsBJLZ2YVd @ChrisKenner Yabba Dabba Doo! @RealMaxMaven @handsomerjack @DuvalMagic @carbonaro You saved a lot on clothes. @TheArchini please can you retweet to help a young family out https://t.co/KjiAzjA4VG
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8/7
2020
@Kristige @handsomerjack @DuvalMagic @carbonaro 😂 @handsomerjack @DuvalMagic @carbonaro 🥰 @handsomerjack @DuvalMagic @carbonaro He loves me the most. I met him once! @reelresin @RealTimVine A thing of beauty:)Hands up for a lazy day? ✋🏻
8/6
2020
@1001bekind Thank you. That means a lot. Especially at these times when audiences seem so far away. Bless ya x @RichardMagician He spoils you! @MagicFergus Dilemma! @MagicFergus I feel pressured. @MrSwallow Lovely stuff.Oh hey again! So @DavidSchwimmer and I will be going live on @instagram tonight at 6pm. I'll be using @peacockTV's… https://t.co/1Tow8rS4rg
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8/5
2020
The Speed Cubers on Netflix. A fascinating and heart warming documentary.
8/4
2020
@andynyman @_DanielRyan I thought I could hear your jewels tinkling.
8/3
2020
@mattforde @AmateyDoku I wouldn’t want anyone else to hold my batton. @gordonastley @TheBobbyBall Patience Gordon.... patience. @mattforde @AmateyDoku My Hippo brother. X
8/2
2020
Night night twitter peeps. @KaiJValentine @pennjillette @NetflixUK Ahhh bless ya :) @TheBobbyBall Of course. And Vine sends his love. X @TheBobbyBall Great working with you this week Bobby. See you soon I hope. xLovely funny man. https://t.co/XC9GRliJpq @OlympicReviews Possibly but ‘defund the police’ doesn’t mean get rid of the police. I think it is possible to supp… https://t.co/mBcptzqfmB
8/1
2020
@TheDaredevil Choke hazard! @ErnestBilko @Henryibr6x @realedieadams @RobertWRossEsq @Escartefigue777 @DrPopCultureBG @HamillHimselfhttps://t.co/CauBCI2XTI @RickyGroverUK I miss him too, lovely sweet man, who passed it all on to his kids... Happy memories, “So how old ar… https://t.co/WPC2K58hWj
7/30
2020
Mr Tim Vine sporting his exclusive Museum Doberman #tshirt. Thank you Tim and John for your continued support! W… https://t.co/icvPLQ29dn
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7/29
2020
I’m off Twitter till Wednesday. Please do the same #NoSafeSpaceForJewHateI’ve got a joke about ‘I’ve got a joke’ jokes but it’s a bit obvious. #stopnow
7/27
2020
@lynsey_knox @Bannatyne I guessed that. @lynsey_knox @Bannatyne Just!Breaking my diet and I’m blaming @PaulTonkinson https://t.co/9Qpdw0Cv1SGot a glut of time in my hands till gigs start again.... should I rejoin @Bannatyne ‘s ? @PaulTonkinson Leicester looking strong. @RachelTeate I got a call back for that joke. @omid9 Since when did they have trees? @DavidRegalMagic A hot hair dryer should sort that out for ya.
7/26
2020
@andynyman Hilarious. Helped wonderfully with the Mutley chuckle.Boom with the tag line. https://t.co/aaqQZlbVA0I have a UPS joke but you won’t get it.
7/25
2020
Love this thread. https://t.co/aE1AsuXwmfJohn Archer Interview https://t.co/DnHtS9yFq6
Retweeted by John ArcherWe only seem to appreciate our Police Service when one of them dies. :( @viking180 Your quite a nice bloke yourself Andy :)John Archer interview out now. Read exclusively on MagicSeats. https://t.co/iU7e2p2gNP https://t.co/z3eONXw3pa
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7/24
2020
@carbonaro @handsomerjack @meaderic It finally paid off. @tubbsmcguire Clients get approached by agents in the green room, why haven’t I heard about this before? A whole career wasted! @carbonaro @handsomerjack @meaderic Who’s butt does it lick now?Our John Archer interview is out tomorrow. https://t.co/iU7e2p2gNP #john #archer #magic #magician #interview https://t.co/Azk5zWA0mu
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Retweeted by John Archer @handsomerjack @meaderic You miss our hugs though right?
7/23
2020
@WestMagic Shush!I'm a bully but I'm a loveable bully :-) @balconyshirts @iainlee Getting more 'Brian Blessed' by the minute! @mattforde Foot rub? @mattforde Neck rub? @ChrisKenner @diffatte You guys! @TheTommyCannon You are my favourite Tommy, don't tell Bobby.
7/22
2020
@carbonaro That wouldn’t be any old trick... that would be momumental!Coming Soon: Interview With John Archer https://t.co/OcwpwvuKZU
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7/21
2020
@TheBobbyBall @bbc5live @BBCPhilharmonic @TheTommyCannon You are my favourite Bobby. Don’t tell Tommy ;)Building an extra shed.... Seemed easy when I ordered it! I might need the lockdown to go on for a few more months… https://t.co/yApWgfNEG4 @DerrenBrown He’s only half the man he used to be. @DerrenBrown My favourite use is in Silence of the Lambs and the great character Hannibal Sector.
7/20
2020
@theleighmilne Baby steps. @JasonManford Heard good things about this place. https://t.co/68q7ujiJne @carradj Who?
7/19
2020
Braved the outdoors. I kept 35 metres from everyone. The drink was served on a long pole. https://t.co/QxcaJMIEiD @MacKingShow It’s a bit thin on top! Get a roof.
7/18
2020
I’ve always been an Eddie Hall fan, so no surprise that #EddieEats on @davechannel is such fun. @eddiehallWSM
7/17
2020
@lynsey_knox @SarahMillican75 That’s true! @lynsey_knox @SarahMillican75 You are so 2019. @SarahMillican75 Every time you don’t eat a bread handle a fairy dies! @pauledevans And slaps.I’ve not been hacked but if you want to send me some money that would be great. Ta!
7/16
2020
@RichardMagician Noris is a future champ.
7/15
2020
TV TV Episode 37 of 54 '39 STEPS' https://t.co/qN1dZu0bMP
Retweeted by John Archer @RichardWiseman You never caught a fish! @noelqualter Ah right... ‘jogging’ worried me. @noelqualter “Jogging bottoms” ??
7/13
2020
@bigcox Yeah you need to cover everywhere they live. @bigcox Get some ant powder. Got rid of mine in a day.
7/12
2020
@mpvine I know the feeling. @mpvine You should have demanded a larger font!
7/11
2020
@noelqualter Bless
7/10
2020
@bigcox Or....Let’s raise the roof! @jessicacaca7 I say we start removing roofs.Here it is folks! A Drive-in comedy show for your enjoyment. Drive-in Comedy, South of England Showground, Hayward… https://t.co/XCd3OKODx7
Retweeted by John ArcherMemorable gigs: 2 packed Edinburgh previews of the @RealTimVine chat show; sell-outs with @themiltonjoneshttps://t.co/FifHF3VZrR
Retweeted by John Archer @DuncanBannatyne You joker you! @robbeckettcomic Signed @robbeckettcomic Singed @robbeckettcomic SingedI’ve done it, now you can too. https://t.co/4nvlkGApY3 @noelqualter You likey likey.
7/9
2020

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