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My achievements are mostly in the past.... first man to fool Penn and Teller and BGT 2019 semi finalist: https://t.co/FNchDiZYnx Check out my website. 😃

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Joined Twitter 3/10/10


@andykindcomedy A cow singing who?... noooo a cow singing moo.
12/14
2019
The biggest & fondest audience response I get in my shows is when I invite people to turn to a stranger and say ‘Le… https://t.co/U5lzt03tuy
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12/13
2019
@gordonastley @carbonaro You fooooooooolWe had a chance to catch up with @reesetea, the vocalist in @cirquechristmas. Catch the show TONIGHT at 7:00 here a… https://t.co/Ay7B8au1j3
Retweeted by John Archer @GuyNormas Yikes!Showman | Live Tour 2020 | Derren Brown https://t.co/iB6XXtAgqz https://t.co/i8TVoZyEyh
Retweeted by John ArcherHow do I watch the UK election play out on-line here in the USA? Twitter do your job.... go! @john_kinton @carbonaro That pesk flag hippo haunts me... @davidwalliams @BGT Quelle surprise!https://t.co/nVzzFriC5WHow about this for bad timing. I’m at Five Flags, Dubuque Iowa tonight and @carbonaro is here tomorrow.... 🙁 @darmadbut You do know i’m in the USA with this tour... ;) @darmadbut Not now mainly north then we head West.The ‘Electric’ Mochi! https://t.co/ClB7BrH64c
12/12
2019
@KateShelor Cancelling my order!You'll be dazzled by leg movements even Plastic himself isn't expecting! Witness the marvel here:… https://t.co/IyPAEgednp
Retweeted by John Archer @OreOduba @sinead_rocks @Imagine_Theatre @FairfieldHalls @catsandiontv @RealTimVine Look after Mr Vine fella!“Brexit is not a mistake. I wish it were. Brexit is a disaster” Missed Tony Blair speaking at the #VoteFinalSay ra… https://t.co/D8RhwSQg5Y
Retweeted by John Archer @davidwalliams @GretaThunberg Has anyone done 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Thunbergs are Go!📺 Britain really does have talent! These three all rose to fame on the spectacular @BGT series. And they will all b… https://t.co/3X8IudnvAi
Retweeted by John Archer @JasonManford Thank goodness for that, I thought my room was haunted by a vicar!Happy family. Photo by Taylor Fickes @yaokingofrock #amagicalcirquechristmas https://t.co/2fSpPPMPgq
12/11
2019
@Fhkierton1 @BandGComedy Ta :) @Karen19591 OopsBaffling magic and a dash of comedy mastered buy the man who many consider to be best comedy magician in the UK tod… https://t.co/ve3KQDriI8
Retweeted by John ArcherA must listen: https://t.co/7FqX3JBDhI
Retweeted by John Archer @magicgoeswrong @pennjillette Sweeeet. @RealMattLucas Craig Nelson, Holly Hunter and Samuel L Jackson. @ChrisKenner That’s the ‘Ejector wheelchair factory’, I think they went out of business.We're taking a break from tour life today😎 We'll be back to juggling it all tomorrow, see you soon Evansville!❤️🎄❄️… https://t.co/mePhfJmk6W
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12/10
2019
Me singing ‘Smile’ to one of our VIP guests. Photo by @mattbishopphoto #amagicalcirquechristmas https://t.co/0TdOvLzUVV @petefirman @NewWimbTheatre @QdosPantomimes Enjoy! :) @KateShelor I’m a friend of his... He would.
12/9
2019
Catch BGT comic magician @TheArchini when he brings his one-man show to @GlosGuildhall in March. All the details be… https://t.co/EgFILnBwGn
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12/8
2019
1 WEEK LEFT to get your tickets for @cirquechristmas! 🎄❄️✨ 🎟️ https://t.co/iIrSftSrHp https://t.co/95cyM7N3XK
Retweeted by John ArcherJoin @RealTimVine as Plastic Elvis with support from special guests @TheArchini as BIG BUDDY HOLLY and song writing… https://t.co/T9X6E0Ebxu
Retweeted by John ArcherEric and Ern celebrating Christmas without me this year! https://t.co/1gzwyrJMZ2
12/7
2019
@JerryComber @RealTimVine Leave the door open and have a phone nearby... good luck.https://t.co/M6wQQBiQdp BGT Semi-Finalist John Archer will take the stage with his one man show! Against The Odds!… https://t.co/Tbmf1CJzk9
Retweeted by John Archer @RealTimVine Whittle away! @cheesymagic Youuuuuu idiot! 😂
12/6
2019
@rammy1974 @NHSMillion Fake tweet.
12/5
2019
This is what could happen if we let the US get their hands on UK medicine as part of trade talks. Drugs that cost… https://t.co/0DDEIKNRtw
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12/4
2019
I’ve discovered that in lots of America “It’s across the road” means three quarters of a mile away.
12/3
2019
@ChrisKenner I usually just think they’ve lost their gloves.
12/2
2019
@kbar63 It’s a fridge... minus 11 @iam_jlc £299 Amazon ;)Musicians... this is the fridge you need! https://t.co/n7Dds7GT8q @Colin_Cloud @TheDaredevil You can run but you can’t hide ;) https://t.co/zdtYY11AwE @bigcox @DerrenBrown @Illusionists7 @pauldabek @domjchambers @magickevin @Ecsleights Where’s my hat! ;) @angela_denker just saw you on CNN. Well said :) @Billykiddshow Ah now I remember you
12/1
2019
@Billykiddshow Who is this? @DuncanBannatyne The police got the nickname ‘pigs’ by a judge in a specific case who said the police were ‘piggy i… https://t.co/bs4v3XbP1O
11/30
2019
@TranscribeMagic It’s bigger than lots of books.Happy Thanksgiving! This year, we're especially thankful for our audiences for giving us the opportunity to spread… https://t.co/HkvcepbIdR
Retweeted by John Archer @TheDaredevil Have a great run :)
11/29
2019
Got a Christmas job... Santa Archer https://t.co/Q27QhLzxMs
11/28
2019
Love close up magic? Run to see this in Bristol this Christmas and thank me later. https://t.co/R97Pf9UNht
Retweeted by John ArcherIf you haven’t got tickets to my show yet, you could end up in watching Sat night tv which isnt good no more. come… https://t.co/pkg7Kavd3X
Retweeted by John Archer @ChrisKenner A universal truth for almost all of us Chris.See you tonight Rochester! ❄️🎄❤️ https://t.co/8ZrbgYqCwv
Retweeted by John ArcherCelebrate the upcoming holiday season with @cirquechristmas on Friday, December 13th! 🎟️ https://t.co/iIrSftSrHp https://t.co/Iep2gNBhsa
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11/27
2019
If you are in the Venn diagram of people who follow me, live within travelling distance of Bristol and are (prefera… https://t.co/FJ7wQLAIL7
Retweeted by John Archer @davidwalliams What everyone else said...Look around, what do you see? Better yet, who do you want to see? We have some suggestions:… https://t.co/zbVykdrZ3t
Retweeted by John ArcherYour help is required! I’m planning a charity show and need a West End venue to perform it in! Please read this:… https://t.co/Kan7PvJrZH
Retweeted by John ArcherSimon Cowell “Amazing” David Walliams “Hugely funny. Hugely talented. You are a superstar”. See the brilliance of J… https://t.co/bsjuXGDYlJ
Retweeted by John ArcherI’m out of the country right now but just heard the great news that after 10 years in power the Conservatives have… https://t.co/u2hWTYpv4U
11/26
2019
@BrendaEpiscopo @cirquechristmas @PalaceAlbany @mattepiscopo Enjoy :) @RealMattLucas The word is ‘lecturer’ @jamesfreedman @Hermesparcels This must be some sort of offence? @themiltonjones None of the 50,000 dates work for me :( @jamieravenmagic Keep going you’ll get there ;)
11/25
2019
@mwisme @Banachek May be. @mwisme @Banachek I think it’s More cheese @DuvalMagic @Kristige Feel the force Randy. @DuvalMagic @Kristige I think you should get it. @JasonManford @Scarborough_tv @DerrenLitten Absolute travesty. One of my favourite shows for a long long time. :(Just heard that the original Emu and Orville puppets are going to go under the hammer.... so cruel! @RealTimVine She’ll be pushing buttons on the dishwasher!If you haven’t bought @RealTimVine new dvd then you don’t know what you’re missing. It’s hilarious from the master… https://t.co/aYcCI32CX1
Retweeted by John Archer @DuvalMagic @Kristige You don’t get it?This balloon unicorn is very happy coz he is going to a costume party. :) https://t.co/itnXuQdOmIThis is utterly extraordinary. @BBCNews has edited out the audience laughing at Boris Johnson being questioned on… https://t.co/pirXtJmMAN
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11/24
2019
@prodnose @iainlee This sounds fun :) @derek_del @williamsonmagic Amen.The cast takes DC! We're performing at the Warner Theatre TONIGHT! Bring your friends and family and come share the… https://t.co/B8WkvCx5iT
Retweeted by John Archer @BrockmansGin @cirquechristmas We are in lots of states till January so that helps... I will seek some out and educate the cast and crew :) @DerrenBrown @mpvine I have some that say. “Please stop talking”. Williamson gave me one initially... very funny.
11/22
2019
@IanKendallmagic I sat in the cockpit during a landing in Manchester once. Such an amazing view from there. @BrockmansGin hey you lot. I’m touring the USA with @cirquechristmas and we have some aspiring gin experts on the t… https://t.co/e6QKAtwfk9 @markbenton100 @TheNoelSullivan It’s a fab show Mark. :) @jonsbaird @BAFTAScotland Much deserved Jon xProof that one of our truck drivers used to race chariots with Ben-Hur. https://t.co/GOQzRQgqEoThe holidays are right around the corner!🎄❄️ We're taking the magic to Morgantown tonight but we'll see the rest of… https://t.co/ODgq0jnUN2
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11/21
2019
@jamesfreedman I have no secrets :) We all need a system to get us through. Hope you are well Mr. @jamesfreedman They are my off stage ‘comfort blanket’ cue cards. So I can remind myself of outro’s and intro’s and… https://t.co/9GOlPmFRXa @mattwelty @cirquechristmas Thank you Matt. We loved Cincinnati :) @LucyAlexanderTV You’ve not changed!
11/20
2019

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