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so when are we going to acknowledge that the entire policing system is broken https://t.co/7Q8xOj9xRl
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5/31
2020
*spirit halloween has entered the chat* https://t.co/0ZIawGVAFZblack people riot when their anger over being murdered and oppressed reaches a boiling point. here are some fun re… https://t.co/Ct6GTTAIS8
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5/29
2020
jaboukie getting his blue check back https://t.co/iITxVHic3mkitten breeder: -bad -boring -adopt don’t shop kitten dealer -sick af -way cooler -yeah i know a guy, what u looking forholy shit he’s going to bring back rudy mustang https://t.co/WLImQCsAxA @thyholygemini margot did 9/11 pass it onkicking an ice cube under the fridge on wood floors is renters privilege
5/28
2020
@smallbootybih shit! @thyholygemini thanks i hate it (happy b day!!!) @FunnyaxI one moreNick is short for Nicholas TikTok is short for TicholasTocholas @agargano56 incredible stuff story1 in the baja 2 in the blast
Retweeted by theh0tfather @crocfanpage they are just so “intentional” with their actionsyou know i keep that mf thang on me (face mask) @yesimLAbaby got emaol mail is down right now and boomer twitter is losing its goddamn mind https://t.co/i703h0nSxL @badgirIkiki @jodieegrace ok? @Henry_Butz who is stopping uthis ring set 😍 https://t.co/0gndMJTxwZ @BoisAreUs manoh to have a white kitchen with navy cabinets and gold hardware https://t.co/qiB5GNoOoGneed this https://t.co/jbayWZZR77this knot was cool bc you could tell at prom who was a virgin https://t.co/4IIQh5aplQrt for my mutuals. and also rt for my enemies https://t.co/wPBckiivKB
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5/27
2020
me when i remember i used to not salt my pasta water https://t.co/IuoQaIEEv8this is an especially hard time for instagram christians who post about hating their husbands twice a week. my thoughts go out to them.being politically correct is exhausting. i want to be politically wrong. we are now in a four party system. earth… https://t.co/j7eCHY3eB0the hidden folder on the photos app https://t.co/7TrlUKjxwwwhy did we stop drinking mead. season 2 game of thrones had me so excited to order mead at the bar when i turned 21if my body is a temple then I legally cannot be taxed
Retweeted by theh0tfatheri’m a cod fearing man. just like those guys who love jesus but instead i’m afraid of fish
5/26
2020
i will never run out of content as long as facebook is around https://t.co/0pmc0xxrl7just watched the plandemic video. and the fact that they didn’t even touch on this is really telling https://t.co/WmOsQYbTRe @JackWilliamRtF a shame. only 14 favorites. a tweet ahead of its timethere were less than 4,000 marine deaths in the Iraq war. There have been 16,000 deaths from COVID-19 in new york c… https://t.co/3kC2EtKMd4🎵 he's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel, the other on my heart 🎶❤️ https://t.co/TTj7lCCXHdi have a name ok https://t.co/vk2SzOxdTq @smallbootybih @badgirIkiki watch it (yes)
5/25
2020
where the lungs are green and the breath ain’t pretty https://t.co/8njUJNsj9B @sorraya__ yaimagine taking your first bite and spaghetti-o’s just waterfall out the back of it onto your lap. need that
5/24
2020
we had a social distancing drive through parade for my step brothers birthday but why tf do i look like a photoshop… https://t.co/pwm14sSGc4pennsylvania white is a different level of white https://t.co/WrNIeZZVRythese temperature checks at restaurants are absolutely a violation of my rights. i’m with the republicans on this o… https://t.co/tmTpawsvBL
5/23
2020
@bread_thunder investment bankers tooLock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! https://t.co/VHSpgTClME @Sher_bear12 it’s so good omg @allergic_2_sex man @allergic_2_sex probably @joeygllghr mancumb @ar1e11e @CaucasianJames @nxtvxkxng and for what @CaucasianJames @nxtvxkxng i broke quarentine for a vodka dr. pepper so sue meAn Open Letter to the Guy That Said I was “Really Putting Down Those Nachos” at the Bar @badgirIkiki @LitANDwoke it’s true
5/22
2020
@goodbeanaltalt boyotathon bath housei want to be as good at anything in life as jason derulo is as good at TikTok https://t.co/d9WdYhfIsnlmao imagine signing up to take the class pet home for a week on March 10th and 11 weeks later the gerbil is just part of the family
5/21
2020
shit!lol love this new feature. reply to this if you want me to venmo you $10 @badgirIkiki but how to save a life is so calm and sweetshit shit how do i turn off repliesyou’re not a “dog person” you have an unsatisfiable power complex and hold onto the fact your dog only pees when yo… https://t.co/B6bv9XGHtE @FunnyaxI no regrets on that one @masoncmoore SHIT @TallReplyGuy h0tfather:1 UN:0miss this https://t.co/QHdTo7EKVG @TallReplyGuy landxgirl i went to highschool keeps bragging about her “god-fearing husband.” coward. i fear only my landlord @DJ_Slizzard got ur ass
5/20
2020
@BrainSewell @badgirIkiki this is so truesucks that seniors this year won’t get to lose their virginity on prom night. just going to have to wait till their… https://t.co/d3r1BZSyw1god i miss this https://t.co/DPMBwSShxX @FunnyaxI so far so good @FunnyaxI man c’moni’m not like other boys i ate a bee in 3rd grade
5/19
2020
@jodieegrace sick that helpsif millionaire 6’3 suitman is ugly, i guess i’ll just go home to the radioactive swamp i came from. join my < 6’ br… https://t.co/oEX1kOhTXpMOM: ok i’ll play first. you’re the reason your father and i got a divorce, we like your sister more than you, and… https://t.co/J83OY5TSrJif you’re upset about 77 and 33 not equaling 100, let me tell you a little something about 86 and 24
5/18
2020
@love_2_rap smh i thought this was a post about renting and was like same i feel u @FunnyaxI heroi spent an hour photoshopping this for 21 likes all i know is pain https://t.co/9vMFlCnEWd @FunnyaxI loonabsolutely bonkers that “being hot” is a well paying job in LAlittle guy on the right look like he seen some shit https://t.co/nmZ4VfwhXWput this in the history books https://t.co/reUetTFVEd
5/16
2020
@ar1e11e shit @ar1e11e 5’10 and don’t let kali tell u otherwiseif you’re over 6’3 this what u look like to me https://t.co/NnOK7wi1to @BigTucsonDad feel better king @johnstuckey77 monkeys can’t do math @johnstuckey77 i am @johnstuckey77 no it’s notMAN https://t.co/3Mf9REHkU1 https://t.co/ygUFCxjB3Fi don’t know who needs to hear this but jeff bezos is not set to become or even remotely close to becoming a trilli… https://t.co/Lid7N5c65K @talliesinyoung i’ll repost to insta sorry https://t.co/fkSjRMpgMS https://t.co/MWZNMosZ94
5/15
2020

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