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During a roundtable at Deere someone asked 1 of our female execs: “What’s the 1 piece of advice you’d give young w… https://t.co/Of6aNUn3zg
Retweeted by TheBig4AccountantJuly 4th and I am on the way to the office at 5AM. Thank you @IRStaxpros and @AICPA really could of used that exte… https://t.co/F2Bl95JQY9
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7/4
2020
Part of me wants to grow a huge firm and employee hundreds of CPAs not because I want the clout but I just hate see… https://t.co/NO7gJ3fdCC
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantpoor bookkeeping is the source of 99% of accounting problemsSpreadsheet fingers turn to twitter fingers @TheBig4Tweets
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantsetting your alarm the night before an inventory count https://t.co/rC2gJzP41H
7/3
2020
my first engagement in public accounting https://t.co/FXn5KRTmTcwhat is the worst state tax return to prepare and why is it PennsylvaniaBig 4 auditors: Every other auditor: at least I don’t audit cash all day. i get to see the entire auditstaff coming in on the weekend about to hit you with the “what should we work on today?” https://t.co/5N7xh3cWoQSo in Justin Bieber’s song Intentions he says “heart full of equity, you’re an asset”... is he implying that he is… https://t.co/EJ38FW0BGb
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7/2
2020
Auditor : “what time do you normally leave?” Me: “like 2.5 hours ago” Me & the Auditor: @TheBig4Tweets https://t.co/6d9GqzeyzL
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantare you running the engagement or is the engagement running you
7/1
2020
Saw this on Facebook except replace laundry with tax returns and everything else with office related tasks.… https://t.co/u06eglsejR
Retweeted by TheBig4AccountantFUCK THEY'RE ONTO ME! https://t.co/2qm1XzgHoR
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantevery accountant right now https://t.co/lagEHzWjz5everyone in the accounting industry is a decision maker except for the accountants actually doing the work @adammarkowitzEA https://t.co/KYbqezcXNbThis is the most utterly ridiculous post in the history of Twitter. https://t.co/UdKPGYkvzH
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountant[whispers] debits on the left, credits on the right"We have strong internal controls." The Controls: https://t.co/6loCIgPCdZ
Retweeted by TheBig4AccountantGot my large CPA license diploma paper thingy in the mail today and I still don’t know what I do at work LMFAO
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6/30
2020
when you find something in the GL support that you know is going to cause issues https://t.co/Rmdx5exXLpIced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantdid you major in accounting or are you normal @TheBig4Tweets https://t.co/20WBRaOXQx
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountant @belleyahaya 😂interns be like “I know a spot” then order dinner from the same restaurant for 3 months straightaccountants be like “I know a spot” then go cry in the bathroom
6/29
2020
Submitting the audit working paper for manager to review @TheBig4Tweets https://t.co/sfLt8FmX8a
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6/28
2020
I have spent the last few weeks writing and editing this. My heart is not to divide, but to inform and provide solu… https://t.co/4OD4WqUN7u
Retweeted by TheBig4AccountantDoing accounting homework right now and really questioning my decision to major in accounting.
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6/27
2020
rumour has it this is the audit confirmation EY signed off on #wirecard #EY #auditors #whattheactualfuck #enronhttps://t.co/hH4saZWmnA
Retweeted by TheBig4AccountantPSA: HR is not your friend. They are the company’s friend. Don’t say I didn’t tell you.
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantand for their next stunt, public accounting firms will give you a promotion with no raise or bonus because we’re all in this togetherhttps://t.co/DJQALGhuIUWho controls the memes, controls the Universe
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantopening the first draft of the client’s trial balance and financials https://t.co/Rgnc7Hgm3JPartner: we’ll work through the details this weekend and have something for you by Monday morning me: https://t.co/kQ6fJ8WmN1Send help https://t.co/MPPxcMQDP4
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountanty’all ever cried over an audit that’s a different type of hurt right therepartners helping the engagement team issue the financials https://t.co/JUkXScw9c7
6/26
2020
Fed gov’t gave $1.4B in stimulus checks to deceased people.. call it Bad Deadt https://t.co/cPB9UEuj4D
Retweeted by TheBig4AccountantE&Y “auditing” Wirecard https://t.co/aiApvk3Imm
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountant @Zantazi ok @Zantazi “Beyond Scared Straight” it’s a tv showwhen you use LIFO under IFRS https://t.co/G5Qlp0LB0gAccounting scandal: €1.9 billion goes missing from company's balance sheet. the intern that audited cash: https://t.co/VLsYIewDUTauditors after opening the client’s payroll support https://t.co/qI0ty9zML4“The company’s rapid fall from grace comes after it admitted that 1.9 billion euros went missing from its balance s… https://t.co/bo3RQ5ODvj
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountant @hunnnnuh the peoplemateriality: $5m bank rec variance: $3k audit team: https://t.co/N7OtmQkpY9 @whyisgabe way betterif you hate accounting, you’re really going to hate being an auditor @ForemanTaxLaw 😂
6/25
2020
@Stewson95 lol it can be at times but generally nofirst year in public accounting be like https://t.co/eWrJ7VqJbdaudit: these were your earnings for the year tax: this is how much tax you owe on those earnings advisory: audit… https://t.co/b54XNxkqwx“oh so you do math” https://t.co/v75jl38t5E
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantaudit audit audit *one pop tart and a Red Bull* audit repeathttps://t.co/yXrqrRp2eiTaxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. Childhood is the free trial. 😂
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6/24
2020
“I think the partner hates me” first of all, they don’t even know who you arenormalize asking seniors and managers questions without apologizingclients be like well I think you’re wrong because that sounds like a lot of work that I don’t want to do right nowcubicles but outdoors *accountants rejoice* https://t.co/YxzmWPaEr4excel: *exists* accountants: https://t.co/A5jyrBeEjmme explaining to the client that they can’t just send the PBC support the week before sign off and expect the same… https://t.co/YcuvQ68UrYimagine coming up with a term to define that a company is in good financial standing and settling on ‘going concern’auditor: *requests a sample* client: no, not that one
6/23
2020
Client: Gives an explanation for a transaction My mind: @TheBig4Tweets https://t.co/slUBCOLm57
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantit costs $0.00 to mute your phone on a conference callwhen you have no idea what you’re testing but need to be professionally skeptical https://t.co/4Xme0wtgM4I love when rappers shout out their accountants
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6/22
2020
clients when auditors have to increase the substantive testing and request additional support https://t.co/N6QaeXXleg @noturflavour 💀😩happy father’s day to a true king https://t.co/TEGnZq9THc🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/TMj007Axpw
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6/21
2020
“ur so smart” thanks I literally just copied over the py workpapersis 2020 impaired or a write-off
6/20
2020
y’all ever cried over excel crashing? that’s a different type of hurt right there
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantme logging into the zoom call at 8:59 https://t.co/MM09ftEbTVdon’t take public accounting too seriously we’re not saving livesintern: *pointing to $50 variance in payroll* I have information that may lead to the CFO’s arrest
6/19
2020
The engagement team when we finally issue the financials 😂😂😂 @TheBig4Tweets https://t.co/A7RzSdFelN
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantme working from home: https://t.co/T6gaIxjXme
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountant @TheBig4Tweets Enron scandal accounting is timeless! Time flies! 2001 this scandal broken. https://t.co/1u0W8yoJXw
Retweeted by TheBig4AccountantHow would you explain what #Excel does to a friend who hasn’t heard of Excel?
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantliterally no one: accounting professors: sooo you want to talk about Arthur Anderson and the Enron scandal?Me to son: I really don’t understand how there’s a whole economy around people watching other people play video gam… https://t.co/oNcKRJkMJU
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantmanagers will ask the status of 500 open items then look you right in the face and ask ‘do you have any capacity?’
6/18
2020
me: can you please provide the trial balance client: there is really no such thing
Retweeted by TheBig4Accountantthe financial statement audit https://t.co/Cf7ARPauPFopinions from accounting firms be like well it’s probably ok but don’t hold us to it. here’s our invoice for $2m.me heading back into the office after a near-death experience to clear review notes https://t.co/swYLg3MHP8assigning work to staff like https://t.co/JdpMvFlf72“So... I’m gonnna shaaaaare my screeeeeennnn .... caneverybodyseeit?”
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6/17
2020

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