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twitter account owner and tweeter. jojo siwa stan. (account managed by mom)

442 Following   7,886 Followers   12,915 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/8/13


@totesmehgoats11 i mean if it’s ugly 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @totesmehgoats11 im facetuning the shit out of post birth methinking about committing a felony and stealing my neighbors package https://t.co/F4fBC8zY4Othis cannot be real https://t.co/sPb9jRy3UXsaw someone comment on a woman’s ig birth pic “everyone can tell you facetuned this” and she commented back “duh bi… https://t.co/YWj31VDbMIthese are the things i care about nowdidn’t buy the cute white and gold pumpkin shaped dutch oven today bc im holding out for a heart shaped one. one day... @slizagna omg i love being pink!!! ive done pink/pastel rainbow and hot pink before!!! https://t.co/qPzz7TFtEYAbout 6 weeks left to go and I seriously can’t wait 😭 I won’t be having a baby shower or drive by baby shower but I… https://t.co/V76oPBs7NH
Retweeted by ✨🍁graycelynh🍁✨2 things I have in common with Martha Stewart are that I make a kick ass chicken pot pie and I’ve been to jail https://t.co/Fw1Mht9PHi
Retweeted by ✨🍁graycelynh🍁✨tell me i don’t look like im about to write my first blog post and i can’t wait to share all my travel and stadium… https://t.co/qrrEE88QHXthinkin about quitting my job to just post on instagram and do fab fit fun sponsorships like a wag but the ONLY pro… https://t.co/RKyWuGXiwA @kelllicopter @MattBennett vouch @iMaaybach buddy it’s a joke @AllisonFishman1 @Jew_Crew_22 that’s wild ive never met anyone that does!
10/21
2020
@Jew_Crew_22 i don’t know anyone that burns them all night lmao maybe some people do!for the six menorahs in your house https://t.co/BvgB2P05Ah @itsmattfred LMAOwhy do all men just automatically know how to drive a wave runneri cannot imagine anything grosser https://t.co/K5v6xCG2qD @jodieegrace i love them 😍😍😍make a wish 😍 https://t.co/Dailaz1Gkj @jazz_onmycouch just keeps getting cuter #sammystan @rache440 ewwwwwwww 😭i want to know who is buying this egg chair that costs as much as a small house https://t.co/wthbQ7Mawq
10/20
2020
@k_ourtney THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! i feel seeni won’t drink water from a cup that’s been in my room longer than overnight because im scared of it having dust par… https://t.co/COEsuVMz07 @totesmehgoats11 there’s no way she ate an entire jar and a half’s worth of that stuff omg can you imagine 💀i thought we all stopped liking nutella in 2013 along with galaxy print and triangles https://t.co/51Y0dCCxrP @_mivel 😍😍😍 omg YESspace bags are amazing. i wanna crawl inside one and vacuum seal myself.
10/19
2020
@tay_berube 💚💜💀halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween… https://t.co/XvfhuqtI5s @kayla__dunne he’s very sweet!!!!!!my parents dog earl smiling for his photo op with a fan at home depot https://t.co/9hg9NvFWjx
10/18
2020
halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween tree halloween… https://t.co/IrsN024jdvthis is a paris hilton fan account
10/17
2020
@callmeshitto @caleeshea congratulations you cutie pies!!!! 💕
10/16
2020
my fav thing about gen z is even when they are getting absolutely decimated in the replies/comments of a post, they… https://t.co/cltqdVM1Pd @toritot_ she’s a smart rock @demi_burnett omg this rug is amazingmy aunt passed away yesterday, and if anyone can help out it would be much appreciated. donations go to my cousin w… https://t.co/zKRuBkL9X5
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10/15
2020
it hates the windy beach https://t.co/XjlBtqIeFR
Retweeted by ✨🍁graycelynh🍁✨ @misscbeverley @shanehumpcomedy so powerfulgoing to the strip club for the ambiance
10/14
2020
@kayla__dunne i had to leave her 💔croc purse croc purse croc purse croc purse croc purse cro https://t.co/lTp3nqJyXy @BigTucsonDad she’d be so good at football if chihuahuas had their own leaguehahahhahahahahah https://t.co/ghSDebWD4u @MarkClaudio AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @livandorder god i wish i would’ve he was tiny and orange and had an old grey face and walked funnyi saw a chihuahua even smaller than coco today!!! EVEN SMALLER!!!!!! @tyllerayers so blessed 🙏☝️ @badgirIkiki omg that’s so accuratehttps://t.co/3H4E5tPJ3W @___meganrae @JackWilliamRtF amazing. puts me to shame 🔥😔 @leighskarzynski 🤪🤪 im an aries i can’t help it 🤪🤪omg 😍 thank you guys so much for 11k!!! crazy 💕 https://t.co/9oSJMHlEK0 @pissboymcgee hiii (:watching the bratz movie don’t text
10/13
2020
car guys absolutely cannot wrap their heads around the idea of someone not wanting to do their own maintenance on t… https://t.co/zBe3qK0bELi know this is an unpopular opinion but i think that 19 year olds shouldn’t marry 89 year olds in care facilities w… https://t.co/jls2PMpGR0 @BigTucsonDad open for a surprisewatch him live to be 109 lmao
10/12
2020
this is why i know peace on this hell site https://t.co/XqZFDxHi0h @jodieegrace LMFAO nooo no way 😂 i literally haven’t read a single response but i figured there’d be at least one 💀#Namibia: Anti-femicide protests sweep nationwide. They are calling on President Hage Geingob (@hagegeingob) to d… https://t.co/4vhYuxwUnP
Retweeted by ✨🍁graycelynh🍁✨my REAL actual name is graycelynnh mackeighleigh guys ok it’s NOT a bit it’s what’s on my birth certificate @itsmeheythere i worship heraccidentally ratioed b*rstool and now the fish pics are angwy @itsmeheythere i JUST put together that that INFANT BABY is avas aunt/unclelist of things i am not doing today: reading a single reply to this @ihatethiskid they have to be lmaohahaha get it guys??? women!!! hahaha https://t.co/PRc1W4RxvZ @KokonutRum happy birthday!! 💖💖💖💖💖 @2kool2kat it is EXTREMELY fun
10/11
2020
on my grind. never stop learning 🔥 https://t.co/DIcCyti3RT @ICouldHang lmaooo @totesmehgoats11 she’s so embarrassed @TwyllaJane agreed @kennedixking dude fr!!! i tan like 2x a month w this and it’s perfect i don’t even need to go more often than that!having a normal one https://t.co/f2QXh2pD86that’s the mortgage on a $900,000 house lmaooo https://t.co/gykcLrQMpj
10/10
2020
@littttlemermaid sounds like it’s time to bedazzle your shampoo 😎 @JESS_kiidding omg stop it you are literally gorgeousno think 😌✨ @livandorder welcome to spending all of your free time doing this 😎 @livandorder don’t they suck!!! just buy a stone wax pen (like nail techs use to pick up stones) and different adhe… https://t.co/lpnHp5IjpP @biboofficial these bad boys went hard in 2012 https://t.co/FS19gaEqkJ @sweetveenyc she says thank you!!!coco update her head still small https://t.co/ImGD78hi03*with my super hot girlfriend whom i love very much https://t.co/RTYCI3QOGT @crocoriles awe thank you 🥺💕 @kayla__dunne tytyty🥰🥰🥰 @maisondecris dream job @shelbypward awe thank you 🥺 @emmafiedler13 you are an angel!!!! @okcoolgreatyes omg the hairspray looks photoshopped in for sure lmaoooidk who hired this bitch she doesn’t do anything https://t.co/8TihKsyOmT
10/9
2020
@lindz132 @bathbodyworks not me buying two “in case they sell out” 😔
10/8
2020

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