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I've written words for @DenofGeek, @RockPaperShot, @Wireframemag, @WiredUK, @DWBBCBooks, @RowanRookDecard, @UFOPressRPGs. Oh yeah and this https://t.co/lZ38PKuLTx he/him

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@MHarrison90 I occasionally like to give myself deeply conflicted feelings by reminding myself that legally there i… https://t.co/Lm4kKNFbVy @MHarrison90 Just saying, between Guardians, Thor, and Star Wars Disney is a powerhouse of idiosyncratic, creature… https://t.co/pBAS9mWCSLThis thread helps you understand what JKR means when she talks about trans issues and says she's been "researching… https://t.co/PUYHo4tsoT @Beardynoise Since my dad's death I keep a small, silent and secret tally of people who I could easily *easily* tra… https://t.co/lNKEFbNcTCI'm looking for black women game designers (if you design games for any reason, you're a game designer) for a very… https://t.co/Mw8DfefE51
Retweeted by Chris FarnellI have literally no other moves 🤷🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/7cSPx9X1pX
Retweeted by Chris Farnell @rickburin Baiting aside, need to see this film again soon. @HardyRoach So be it. @HardyRoach Although then you miss my fantastic meta tweet as well, so the loss is yours. @HardyRoach "will get you this reaction" @rickburin You despise me, don't you? @rickburin "Play it again, Sam." @AlexJayBrady Okay, wait a second. What do you think it'd take to convince Trump to use one of these at a rally?Opinions about your immunity to stabbing that will get you this reaction. https://t.co/hpGAPeaDsd£3649 for Simon to watch Cats, while dressed like a cat. https://t.co/BvhCihdf9y @iucounu Yeah I've seen tech demos before, but that it's actually getting a practical, life-saving field-use is outstanding.This is an actual literal comic book superhero: https://t.co/uZAJZIssej @robpalkwriter @odd_really @anicegreenleaf https://t.co/RE3bs0ni1s @robpalkwriter @odd_really @anicegreenleaf That would be a really awkward conversation to have. Entertaining to watch though. @robpalkwriter @odd_really @anicegreenleaf Basically Hopeless Guy Wins His Wife Back is a lucrative, and bad genre. @robpalkwriter @odd_really @anicegreenleaf Yeah, I think it just bites because the original was a story about failu… https://t.co/P0G59DXISG @robpalkwriter @odd_really @anicegreenleaf I still reckon A: He got screwed and B: His original version would have been better. @robpalkwriter @odd_really @anicegreenleaf You could be like that screenwriter who wrote the good version of Yester… https://t.co/HguG9kqiCG @odd_really @robpalkwriter @anicegreenleaf A close call by all accounts. @robpalkwriter @odd_really @anicegreenleaf Hey Rob, how do you reckon you'd feel if Animal Lovers got made into a c… https://t.co/O5QNGqUpCN @odd_really @robpalkwriter @anicegreenleaf Please note my exact and careful word use "presented himself as". @odd_really @robpalkwriter @anicegreenleaf One moment that will always stay with me is on a university creative wri… https://t.co/dHoxjNS6EN @KidsWriteJokes @EwaSR Strong Guy Kelly energy in this one. @gregbuchanan Anne, over Buffy and Angel. If you're not paying attention you barely notice she's a recurring charac… https://t.co/ze6Oow3kYK"Dodge ... he's not like me at all. But he makes sense. He'd walk naked into a live volcano if he thought he could… https://t.co/FELmt983hs/2 https://t.co/EhBCAZ8dTY
Retweeted by Chris Farnellin which @thebrainofchris jumps into an active volcano, part 1 https://t.co/6yv61N60RV
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9/29
2020
@hospitablewidow I didn't try (and the survey only let you fill it once so I can't go back). I think not but it mig… https://t.co/wLd2djgbmWWhere my freelance trans producers at? I'm probably hiring at the end of the year and last time I did a call, I saw non of you :(
Retweeted by Chris Farnell @robpalkwriter The Dessa song?I open these like they’re kinder surprise eggs https://t.co/AkifZdxLog
Retweeted by Chris FarnellOh, there was also a box for "Other" with space to put your own answer.For people writing surveys, the @CitizensAdvice Witness Experience survey has one of the more accurate and inclusiv… https://t.co/HCVK0v9SxX @tadethompson @Jenni_Hill Actually, that reminds me, a teacher on here tweeted one of their students translated Hwa… https://t.co/FWxuwqfDTs @tadethompson @Jenni_Hill Hwaet!I mean Read Another Book, sure, but also maybe read that book you claim to love so much.Winston wasn't the hero of 1984. Winston was a rube frustrated by his own lack of importance who allowed himself to… https://t.co/bJbdJ7MwDhLooking for creatives at the start of their careers for a PAID commercial project where I will mentor you across th… https://t.co/ULckYCp8Jp
Retweeted by Chris FarnellDude, I paid more in tax than Donald Trump in 2016, and 2016 was not a good year for me financially. https://t.co/Dy2LXoKlOp @hospitablewidow Only thing that could be get me to watch is if they cast this guy and actually gave him some dialo… https://t.co/y3Z4TAYPqD @CrashAnnBurn Yes he does. @CrashAnnBurn One election he made a big shout about not voting being the best option, another time he did an inter… https://t.co/u76zKmyl1c @CrashAnnBurn Ahhh. Yeah, Manuel's still fine, as far as I'm aware. I didn't make the Baldric connection and though… https://t.co/Lgd8uXBSCu @CrashAnnBurn Ahh, didn't know you were in the States. For Monday morning the "Hell" in "Hell of a take" gets under… https://t.co/tPu8EaeFq2There's a lot of stuff about the African mining, telecom and energy sectors living in my head that's getting served… https://t.co/B2ehGuYBl5 @CrashAnnBurn Fucking hell that's one hell of a take for a Monday afternoon. @scottygb @mushenska Still not as good as "We have one person in our entire company that is able to sign cheques or… https://t.co/Sdidy1BNCTEvery self-employed person has received this email: "I'm sorry that you have not been paid and are chasing payment.… https://t.co/bRoYWCq2Ru
Retweeted by Chris FarnellWe've got under 48 hours left now. Every penny our Kickstarter brings in helps us: * Make more magazines * Give ev… https://t.co/qMEwKCKr8V
Retweeted by Chris Farnell @robpalkwriter @roisincaird Thought you said it was overrated? @stavvers Should be the Flatshare Sitcom rule- you're allowed a bubble of 6 people and one guest character a week. @The_Macula That was never a cardinal rule.Regular reminder that if you want to lower your carbon imprint and have anything at all to do with Bitcoin, divest… https://t.co/N9LIzIUp7A
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9/28
2020
@TheJPBradley Identical mechanics but a much smaller scale and tighter narrative. @TheJPBradley How does Outer Worlds fit into this hate speech? @scattermoon @flashboy Whatever's about to happen to you, it was the story Stephen King was born to write.
9/27
2020
@chrishanretty @garwboy Without wanting to side with the sort of dickhead who goes an anti-mask protest, it is true… https://t.co/HwamWRxgmF @QuiteLikeChris @Alby Honestly, reaching the point where I would really love to do something that inspired a bit of… https://t.co/qeI1pZLdrL @scattermoon Well exactly. It's about time the rest of media caught on. @scattermoon It also includes my favourite form of subtle political commentary in a film, which is "Patrick Stewart… https://t.co/RPaFcMWMwN @scattermoon The Kid Who Would Be King does a really good, kid-accessible take on this. @QuiteLikeChris @Alby (Should point out the alternative to having the app is "Continuing to stay at home seeing nob… https://t.co/sMzt0bdV0W @QuiteLikeChris @Alby Also that it only takes the SERCO test results, not ones performed by the actual NHS seems like a giant red flag. @QuiteLikeChris @Alby Yeah, I understand the principle behind the bluetooth t&t but didn't know if this app was usi… https://t.co/pzxRP8bfG6It's not an 'S'. On my world, it means 'hope' https://t.co/pTV5nykiQB
Retweeted by Chris Farnell @AlexJayBrady I hope you're not suggesting removing someone from a position of authority because you disagree with… https://t.co/SZfGdFHe9kNot the main point but under this guidance schools should not use resources provided by the conservative party https://t.co/w9HV8cwvVQ @AlexWattsEsq Yes. @AlexWattsEsq With a nugget of horrfiying alt right talking points in its centre. @AlexWattsEsq I've just immediately stormed into my mum's facebook messenger over this, and this stuff is every bit… https://t.co/rpXRcH04OT @TMOWilkinson n+ . ,. .,lLike I'm not going all anti mask brigade about this, I'm open to being persuaded, but it doesn't seem to perform th… https://t.co/ZaNm3wMz3cI live and work in contact with the internet and cannot be arsed to spend my entire time messing with TORs and shit… https://t.co/YgnZX7JQjb @TheSpaceshipper @noahhawley Starting to wonder if 1: A Space Odyssey was real, let alone its 2000 sequels. @TheSpaceshipper @noahhawley Wait, are any of the films this account mentions real? Did Star Wars even happen? @TheSpaceshipper @noahhawley Can't believe you made me Google that and discover it doesn't exist
9/26
2020
@TheSpaceshipper @noahhawley He's making one mistake, and that's introducing the Alien. https://t.co/iWUXuzlVw7 @Glitter_brawl @dtmooreeditor @tadethompson @kellyrich Christ. How do you justify trying to impose this kind of thi… https://t.co/iq49r0sCao @dtmooreeditor @tadethompson @kellyrich Even if this stuff wasn't potentially deadly behaviour right now, it's the… https://t.co/0mb5qWRYAB @dtmooreeditor @tadethompson @kellyrich Can we also talk about the fact that schools have fucking *attendance award… https://t.co/Eh4s6EzKOi @CarlitoRemo @DomCarterAgain @unfortunatalie Awww, it reminds me of watching Thunderbirds as a kidFuck sake I just bought this this month. https://t.co/FeaXwfqr9I @sacha_coward Thanks for reminding me I have one of these to send. @PaulWrightythen @thisnorthernboy I mean, to be honest there are a lot of ways Corbyn has completely failed during… https://t.co/uQBcGTM8LA @thisnorthernboy See, this is what happens when we vote in socialists, all the wealth creators flee the country. This is all Corbyn's fault.Man pulled over for driving without a seatbelt complains country is "literally Stalin's Russia". https://t.co/UkvzM4HNmETeenage boy: I wish to write a book, but I do not know life. Young adult man: I wish the same, but I am still learn… https://t.co/c1hzohrA8M
Retweeted by Chris FarnellHell of a way to discover Alan Partridge owned slaves. https://t.co/Nu0HfacKi5 @robpalkwriter You'd have to read their posts to find out.Roughly 80% of STEM-y tech bro "solutions" are just this article: https://t.co/bFCitKpArd https://t.co/kz2WSsqaxD @AlecWilletts They could solve the problem by having a pair-o'-dogs. @AlecWilletts "Hey buddy, we've got..." (another alt-future him leaps out of the shadows and suplexes him)After the war, Jakob Schmid was arrested and put on a trial of his own. He said he only turned the Scholls in becau… https://t.co/A27XcjLJ1T
Retweeted by Chris FarnellSo this guy's just creating an infinite string of divergent timelines where 12 years before his dog dies someone my… https://t.co/viK8cRy5eF @DaveJProbert sold
9/25
2020

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