@AlexPaknadel The Eyeball of God. A Truth Serum that only lets you tell objectively true things. Sonic The Hedgehog…
https://t.co/7y1U7WhFn4 @scattermoon "Let's do Super Mario Bros. I loved Super Mario Bros as a kid."
"Sorry Nic, Nintendo keep the rights t…
https://t.co/AaHpIAxDHX @thwphipps @coneyburn I have to concede the point, but I don't have to like it.
@coneyburn @thwphipps Only if you time everything badly, and if you can't time a fry up properly than what are you doing in the kitchen?
@robpalkwriter This is actually really effective sounding
@thestorybeast You are a true hero. Thank you.YESSSSSSSSS!
https://t.co/SWnXVOEefP @unfortunatalie The woman at our old corner shop used to call me "Six ninety-nine". On account of that is how much…
https://t.co/ywkd3SMVhr @unfortunatalie @PeteOlympian That'd do it.
@iucounu @robpalkwriter Any tips?
@robpalkwriter I've got to see this. Go on. Give me your most devastating Van-Burn.
@coneyburn @thwphipps If you're cooking for a large group of people (as fry-ups should be) scrambled eggs are the b…
https://t.co/d6BujLB9gC @robpalkwriter Holy shit, Rob. Has Jean-Claude stolen your woman? Are you going to have to fight him to win her back?
@coneyburn @thwphipps Pancakes aren't a fry up food, they're their own thing. And if your fried bread gets soggy th…
https://t.co/47DinRhJKv @thwphipps @coneyburn Thom is also making some good points.
@unfortunatalie @PeteOlympian No fry-up shaming, I'm just genuinely curious about the reason.
@coneyburn @thwphipps You make a powerful case.
@PeteOlympian I mean, I meant having to do synchronised vegetarian/meat up-frying. But yes, also that.
@unfortunatalie @PeteOlympian Well this is new. I've met people who like fried tomatoes, but top five?! How come?
@PeteOlympian Does double the washing up though.
@PeteOlympian In her defence, she's vegetarian, so you have to weight the fry-up differently.
@PeteOlympian One of these people is my partner and the mother of my children, so...
@PeteOlympian The Porn Rule is "I Know It When I See It".
But while I am not one of them, I know plural people for…
https://t.co/xQ2lamjDo8 @PeteOlympian I mean, it's a Porn Rule type deal, but I feel like the beans are more integral than the tomatoes. No…
https://t.co/X9qbNzosGR @thwphipps I like the beans. I'm just saying the ranking is clear.
@PeteOlympian You could say that of any ingredient in there. And the fundamental difference between the way the bac…
https://t.co/i7l2euaOwT @PeteOlympian Actually, I'm pretty sure those tomatoes were put under a grill.(The Mushrooms do actually count as a Good Part of a Fry Up, but they are also non-essential to the structural integrity of said fry up)There's a clear ranking here:
Tomatoes
Beans
Hash
Mushrooms
The Good Parts of a Fry Up
https://t.co/2eFu5XLginHonestly, the tomatoes even being on the plate makes this a rigged question.
https://t.co/dksk7dKGKINo telling me I already did this unless you've actually bought the book.The trouble with writing stories with aliens in is occasionally you'll come across something like this that reminds…
https://t.co/78c2mdST4x @ForTheWhimsy @unfortunatalie Going to be honest, still not sure how the earthquakes fit in.
https://t.co/ZNTUleqqxb @FrogCroakley This is an extremely you character.
@stoneadrianart Now you mention it, yeah, you're either leaning heavily on the manoeuvrability or your ability to fly on instruments only...
@KempPlays Thank you!
@stoneadrianart Then they go have them flying around in atmosphere and launching from planetary surfaces!
@stoneadrianart What's weird about Tie Fighters is on the surface they're actually an excellent design for a space…
https://t.co/mxN89iVjTTChris has a superb head for SF, and it was a joy to see these novellas come together. He put a hell of a lot of him…
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Retweeted by Chris Farnell @purserhallard Damn, just found this while trying to find one of my own tweets. Sorry man.
@RaincloudRia Damn, it passed through my timeline earlier today. Not sure I could find it again though...
@EwaSR https://t.co/LaSwp4dnQKIn this week's episode, we design a game where you play hideous aliens in unconvincing skin suits desperately tryin…
https://t.co/hJURcvQF0H Retweeted by Chris Farnell @Hannah_Chutzpah Exactly
@Hannah_Chutzpah Well we killed all those disabled people with our benefit system and barely got a slap on the wrist.
@Sasooli @alexhern If you can't drop an extremely large hammer on your foot without discomfort, are you even wearing shoes?
@Hannah_Chutzpah I don't see why any British government would allow that.
@JugglingJelly I just adjusted my stance:
https://t.co/jrnwbLobPc @alexhern On reflection, I think Pratchett's dwarves would wonder why the one on the right is so skinny and why the…
https://t.co/1HgGzZ65JA @dtmooreeditor Lost. Like tears in the rain...
@hospitablewidow Notes from Small Planets skips over the whole thing by having Dwarves who are all female in living…
https://t.co/wIrZqaAq0TRT🔒: Having seen this pop up several times on my TL now - I find it very interesting that the one everyone's praisi…
https://t.co/nFCFYxKjiy @hospitablewidow Can I RT this?
@aptshadow @premeesaurus "Wait, so the bodies that clean out your sewage systems are *self aware*?" (An entire civi…
https://t.co/RdbgvRUDv5 @aptshadow @premeesaurus If it was a true hive consciousness they'd find us really gross. Like discovering somebody…
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