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@grmartin 6 of 7 hydra heads have Georgia counties named for them. @edsbs /plays it backwards When the haters log on
1/27
2020
Dock points and make them play behind closed doors. If leagues aren’t stopping this, UEFA should ban all teams from… https://t.co/1sban769LvThere are probably dozens of stories like this. Guys who got called up just once, for it to go bad in Houston. That… https://t.co/H92NC383ud
1/25
2020
@CaptainAnnoying 25 ain’t bad for a Marietta boy born in New Jersey
1/24
2020
wow- just saw a preview of Will Smith's credits music from the new Aladdin!! managed to sneak a video- watch before… https://t.co/KoQH7F4gke
Retweeted by JimWatched the live action Aladdin tonight and astounded. Like, mind blown. They still did a Will Smith rap at the end… https://t.co/hLLwatFIBC @SageGunner47 It’s 5 time ACM nominee Klurt Grundle
1/19
2020
@SageGunner47 It also might be a good question of whether white English players tend to get calls that foreign and… https://t.co/tgeVADnefkI don’t think I have laughed harder at a movie than the knife scene. https://t.co/4KCKA2alPR https://t.co/zNE3ymZBEEI showed the baby your tweets https://t.co/KLPK0marqg
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1/18
2020
@ZomBea_Arthur @DirtySouthSoc The other team was Deportivo Santani. But it was at their home stadium. Home: villa Villa sant...
1/17
2020
GA is loaded with these: Cairo: KAY-roh Vienna: Vai-yenna Lafayette: Luh-FAY-it Martinez: MARTIN-ez Schley Co.: Sly… https://t.co/Hyv1Thj7ad @lilshopostories https://t.co/G47AW7Ols8
1/15
2020
@BravesAndBirds spiderman_point_twin.jpg
1/14
2020
Derrick Henry is unfair.
1/12
2020
@BravesAndBirds Especially when rural voters count more than urban voters thanks to the electoral college.Clattenberg is England’s best ref and he’s sitting in a studio in the US while the PL throws donkeys out there. Hurting their own product.Bad luck on their goal, poor officiating, played with 10 for a quarter, and still took a point on the road. Arsenal… https://t.co/OwcA6XryLdSo if the Pawson approach is the PGMOL standard, then Tierney gets demoted this week, then is on VAR duty to call a… https://t.co/wnxClZSCnnLaca gets a yellow for persistent fouling I think? Ayew hasn’t received one yet.I mean, it should be a red card. The ref on the field should’ve called it. But also, is this the first time VAR has… https://t.co/9IDWsdPYWNI hope Torreira wasn’t subbed due to a concussion bc he would’ve played 10 minutes with it. Also hope it wasn’t his back.In my lifetime of watching sports, I don’t think I’ve ever seen such an immediate improvement after a coaching chan… https://t.co/9vbfClzVmgGreat ball through. Gunners looking great!Yknow how some tv shows make you feel like an hour flew by in like 5 minutes? Tonight I watched a show that did not… https://t.co/FXt5W2xedYWould love to find a picture of that photoshopped ECU Pirate that @edsbs made to look Somali. Hilarious
1/11
2020
@grmartin No.LSU’s production team is so damn good at this. Leagues better than any other sports team - pro or college. https://t.co/Y3Rv0iAW3B @CollinsDrew @BravesAndBirds @DjShockley3 Decory Bryant, David Jacobs and Paul Oliver were the first names in my head.
1/10
2020
RIP to a legend and the inspiration for the dumbest blogging alias ever. https://t.co/etPm9OISWy
1/9
2020
The very first helmet I got was Georgia. Got Clemson too. (And Kentucky and Arizona State) https://t.co/8ECG7mjbRy
1/7
2020
Anthropomorphized victory in this game says: https://t.co/Ju9e3c4L0iNot a blind side block.Booger is a fantastic analyst if you don’t care about much analysis but like to laugh at things not intended to be… https://t.co/sEFaB83avl
1/5
2020
How ‘bout them Dawgs!
1/4
2020
Along with Jenna Dewan, Demi Lovato and (?) Norah JonesAlso, Chip Gaines went to the same high school as this dude: https://t.co/5A8Q1tvow3Baylor’s offense running through Georgia’s D like https://t.co/GzBCFf2hN4In 2020 I’m going to appreciate the little things, like Kirby Smart cussing the hell out of James Coley over the he… https://t.co/eeMjs0g9joIf I were Swift, there’s zero chance I’d go into the game after watching the first few drives’ playcalls. I guess good for him?I only love my bed and my draw plays I’m sorry https://t.co/J5SZ59OQXZAlso, I think it will be a very good thing for a NYT columnist to live further south than the DC area.
Retweeted by Jim @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter Isn’t the most preferred one “away from” Long Island?
1/2
2020
PLAY MOVE ON UP
1/1
2019
This is 100% correct. I definitely would’ve quit after 2 episodes if forced to wait weeks. Glad I didn’t. https://t.co/RZ5lk8nuJ9If Bowden comes back, a) he’s crazy, and b) he’d be a Heisman finalist, and c) UK finishes in the top 2 of the SECe and maybe wins it.Seriously whatever team drafts Bowden is going to get an incredible weapon however they use him. Guaranteed to hear… https://t.co/43k9yuqnpqStep 1: Draft Lynn Bowden Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit
Retweeted by JimLynn Bowden, Jr. Now that is a football player.A decade of Philly sports fans on the TV news https://t.co/Te4n0Qy3JX
Retweeted by Jim @TheNutmegNews 100% will be an anti-Orlando City tifo, so Atlanta United.
12/31
2019
@grmartin Pshaw. Maybe best movie role. Danny Ross on Law & Order Criminal Intent would like a word.
12/30
2019
@MattRHinton SMQ FOREVER
12/29
2019
On pace for over 100. @BravesAndBirds I think it’s because this year had a lot of chalk and so few upsets of very highly ranked teams. Li… https://t.co/eAwv1xn8ii @BravesAndBirds Yeah, I mean I think a lot of teams aren’t dissatisfied that they aren’t in the playoff. They’re un… https://t.co/Vwy78zJL2S @BravesAndBirds ND’s best games were their losses. Also, I don’t think it’s just the playoff or bust. Georgia is… https://t.co/NdNLCM05XdJoe Burrow is incredibly good, but let’s not forget how awesome LSU’s receivers are. As a unit, they have the best… https://t.co/WuHHsSa6Wx1000% targeting
12/28
2019
@en_cohen [Wang Chung voice] @elliottgarstin I feel honored to have been considered at the same time as DDP
12/27
2019
@BravesAndBirds We do Indian and it’s awesome. Usually very fast and always good with beer.
12/26
2019
@Heisenbergkamp https://t.co/Q6omjzYiFd
12/25
2019
https://t.co/Dr64qtfcJl https://t.co/XZd4lTrIQaPF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
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12/24
2019
@Heisenbergkamp Want to live longer? Try owning a yacht, a thoroughbred racehorse, and a Swiss chalet. People who o… https://t.co/35Q3fCNTyJ @Heisenbergkamp Opera tickets are very expensive. People who can afford opera tickets are likely very wealthy and c… https://t.co/HHa5i4FxuI100% the best Christmas song ever that was later sampled for a hit song about getting a boner on the dance floor. https://t.co/65S3YJoGwh
12/22
2019
It infuriates me that they play this crap instead of Move On Up. https://t.co/z3scHujkWmBan Sweet Caroline being played at the Emirates. What has a song about a dead president's 11-year-old daughter got to do with Arsenal?
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12/20
2019
My favorite ad lib at the end of “Number 1 Stunna” has long been “platinum eyebrows” but recently the out-of-nowher… https://t.co/TU3OvoTzyOI thought the Hoop Dawgs might be good this year but last week they lost badly to an Arizona St team who lost by 40… https://t.co/f410Q7WKpxAre you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
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12/19
2019
@grmartin She’s Albanian, right? Like, all the names from that country look like Star Wars names, maybe with a few… https://t.co/eo8Js7kx63
12/17
2019
@SageGunner47 5-6 has much shorter odds than either of these options. @grmartin If they can maintain the quality, I really hope it comes back. If they can’t, this would be a fine place to end.I really think that the city of Decatur should put a Dr. Manhattan phone booth on the square. Squids become our cit… https://t.co/YFYLK4ntdoLaughed really hard when Ozymandias said everything in a 5 block radius would get destroyed by frozen squid along… https://t.co/4Y08n3UxGx
12/16
2019
Phenomenal use of preterition (or paralipsis or apohasis). Cicero would be proud. https://t.co/VV2vu3Vh7Y @mggeoffroy Bear Bryant. We’ll go through a few more bad ones, even chase out a good one or two, eventually find someone else who can do it.DeBruyne and Sterling make our defenders shit themselves. Terrified to challenge them and ages to pick us apart. @SageGunner47 Yeah but we’re conceding at least 2 moreEvery stat that shows up for Arsenal is the worst ever. Lost x straight, conceded first in x straight, fewest clean… https://t.co/xjYEitTiu2 @SageGunner47 Definitely the most talented.Ugh the sooner the Emery can get drummed out of this club the better. Catastrophic defending followed by incompeten… https://t.co/oA2fAy6nx5Adama Traore is really fun to watch. I like seeing defenders (and midfielders) terrified of someone with the ball driving at them.To me, that’s Arsenal’s best XI for who is available. Freddie is going for it at least.My answer is simple: to combat “voter fraud” we should push every state to change vote regulations so everyone over… https://t.co/ZmODgcBkrF
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12/15
2019
@BravesAndBirds Of not if jeez fat fingers @BravesAndBirds I mean, it kinda does happen with politicians who are closer to Corbyn in policies and have anti-Is… https://t.co/5gkgWmx6zc @BravesAndBirds That said, I can’t help but think a good portion of the attention paid to Labour antisemitism is th… https://t.co/KmNEso2H5S @BravesAndBirds Re: Corbyn, whether he is antisemitic or just accommodating antisemites to gain votes from the more… https://t.co/k6czxZZc8R
12/13
2019
My experience: Law school career services offices, I think, really do want everyone to have _a_ job at graduation.… https://t.co/sgDhVl9Y4eCollege (and grad school) administrators care about rankings. College (and grad school) rankings include things li… https://t.co/eCmGKrF90KProceeds will be distributed to the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs and routed to the National Center for PTSD. https://t.co/IcVlezWD8M
Retweeted by Jim @grmartin I kinda want to see it. I’ve heard it’s fun. @grmartin Ready or Not?
12/7
2019
@SageGunner47 £15M in players won’t make much of a difference. £15M to change the entire culture of the club can. T… https://t.co/cGp1gtOB2p @SageGunner47 I disagree. The sooner the next manager can come in, the sooner this team can rebuild at the training… https://t.co/XytDRsIroa
12/5
2019

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