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the carie @thecarie Arizona & Oklahoma

PhD. Assistant Prof somewhere in OK. Americanist, Lit Theory, other stuff. Into rocks, C19 pseudoscience, birds, the novel. Views my own; RTs&likes≠endorsement

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Joined Twitter 11/24/08


@HesterBlum The neon blue lace sort of defeats the purpose of the camo, no??? I mean how am I going to successfull… https://t.co/UPMnZ7qWn61) Judeo-Christian isn’t a real thing & that phrase was invented to convert & oppress us. (More:… https://t.co/CKGkCQdudz
Retweeted by the carieAbleism stole a year from your life and left hundreds of thousands dead. You calling Trump “Diaper Don” only ensu… https://t.co/YWcYmbQhJY
Retweeted by the carie @GhostingDani i am short and putting things atop the fridge is difficult for me lol1 (one) allen wrench sized exactly for removing the fridge doors https://t.co/KhTUV73Cm7Every Confederate statue in America should be replaced with a copy of Callincetes Douglassi, the 500 pound stained… https://t.co/OV0FJzENtJ
Retweeted by the carie @ashleyrattner oh my god this is a page from the moby-dick comic book which i own ... hold up @AmyClukey my students have - in previous semesters - thought this poem was "postapocalyptic but hopeful" and it ne… https://t.co/GEjeG42s4U @mlmcgill Gleason (2008), "Volcanoes And Meteors: Douglass, Melville, and the Poetics of Insurrection" has a good s… https://t.co/K0WRlsqJnE @SimoneKolysh 0 peer-reviewed publications (2 essays on popular public-humanities websites). English, US. (teachi… https://t.co/zpygezfFj1athleisure is already expensive af. if you *must* spend $100+ on leggings, please buy from a company that doesn’t w… https://t.co/0v8nlw9JOH
Retweeted by the carie👀 https://t.co/hoVK4P9sZ0Same thing the people who survived Covid-19 before the vaccine get when the vaccination program rolls out—to experi… https://t.co/qa7xYpUkrs
Retweeted by the carie10 x 24 = 240 6 x 25 = 150 240 + 150 - 6 = 384 https://t.co/6dPBjh6FbGThe monolith got bored of us and left, I guess? https://t.co/Y67i8VDCZuSo now my question is: those “pathbreaking” works of the canon: how were they discovered?
Retweeted by the carieI can’t stop thinking about how all those years in college and grad school and we never discussed how *publishing* influences the canon.
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11/29
2020
@Remember_Sarah an in elementary school we frequently watched a reel-to-reel of Doctor Desoto, which is about a mouse who is a dentist? @Remember_Sarah in terms of films shown *for educational purposes* we definitely watched Ridley Scott's The Duelist… https://t.co/JxjGsSVUnu @Sigseg_V But yeah it kind of works for many contexts @Sigseg_V An man attempted, very poorly, to be clever toward a friend of mine, in her DMs, as happens like six times a day.it's 14 minutes long on the album idk why youtube only has this short versionhttps://t.co/fWq6HnUP1O https://t.co/g1zH0UDS3IMeanwhile, people are being evicted and going hungry. Why do we allow this? https://t.co/OBmmHClri6
Retweeted by the carie @Remember_Sarah i feel like my middle school owned only two VHS tapes and they were The Music Man and The Princess… https://t.co/CSHUDmM1s5i miss the dead again https://t.co/vvwAt7GMBm
Retweeted by the cariejust saving this screenshot for when i need to say the exact same thing again forever https://t.co/CYs4WOV1V1I am neither a historian of early America nor the early Repub, but I am an expert on expertise, esp. women’s expert… https://t.co/DQryztxqgx
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11/28
2020
@dan_sinykin this pan: https://t.co/xQ9vW24hks @majortominor https://t.co/2qKtKdvPjuthanks, i hate it.as i was drifting into the waking world and flickering in and out of dreamland, i saw in my mind's eye.... the zoom… https://t.co/T9VR5kXOtK
11/27
2020
thankful: https://t.co/GSlDIY4qUqi love cows so much https://t.co/u8yYUWEKXS @GhostingDani i don't know what this is in reply to but i love these critters! (also i have a great story of teen-s… https://t.co/VbUVyxZXGCok but *what if* i bought like only 3 or 4 more books anyway? https://t.co/bhxEw8fXG5Our child just asked what the noise was. I told them that's what the internet used to sound like. They said "The wh… https://t.co/CJR3bEJEMU
Retweeted by the carie @GhostingDani @V21collective Daniel were you at the friendsgiving at Jon L's that year where nobody else knew how t… https://t.co/dFuQ2E6wgl @GhostingDani Bring the fryer camping with me someday and we can make so many fries. @GhostingDani @jshelat1 Terrifying but very Texas! Like I trust your experience and fire safety preparation but you… https://t.co/i1NttIIJ8xA Native Secretary of the Interior would go a long way towards the US finally meeting its treaty obligations to Nat… https://t.co/HDY9G6k6wh
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11/26
2020
Reminds me of “Isaac Wuffin,” a made-up Dickens character that a number of us grad students at the Dickens Universe… https://t.co/nMtAghf417
Retweeted by the carie @TheGurglingCod back when i ate meat and also lived in a squat across from a gourmet grocery one of my favorite "fa… https://t.co/LvCwWA18MD @HesterBlum i'm super excited to teach "Social Media Theory" w/ this book next semester but even more excited for m… https://t.co/QR7L9OqTcG @HesterBlum Allow me to recommend: https://t.co/UnuXaURg57“Although we can’t comment on active investigations, we would like to remind public land visitors that using, occup… https://t.co/MoVxobtmXn
Retweeted by the carie @damfales @V21collective OK so can I be on board for the companion volumes from the German studies side of things because this also tracksAnd I can't even go home next month to throw myself in front of a mining truck because of this stupid pandemicFuck all this SAVE OAK FLAT https://t.co/osub7vOs8p @seeshespeak fun fact: my dad's first job as a teen was at a turkey farm. his task was to grab em and hold em upsid… https://t.co/eSW8sJmLTG @seascribbl3 She proteccShout out to first-year college students. What you are being asked to do is absolutely impossible and none of this is your fault.
Retweeted by the carieobvs my take is that the sheep themselves erected the monolith and everyone is underestimating rural sheep culture and technology yet again @DrSuzCU They did mail a warning last week (no call or email though!) but I didn't open it until *after* this incid… https://t.co/KyoqT7J2ODSomething about higher education I need people to understand is that obscene tuition fees are suuuper not going to the people who teach you.
Retweeted by the carie @JeffreyInsko To ensure social distance we can get it takeout and eat it at the picnic tables here: https://t.co/6lqTjZO05x @zone_pelagique This is such a shitty situation! Sending all my sympathy and glad you have animals and therapy to help you thru. @zone_pelagique I think your initial "keep me on the emails about poppy and Nonna and call me if it's an emergency"… https://t.co/VCkWyYOYKU
11/25
2020
@Remember_Sarah it's even a german verb! Ich babysitte, du babysittest, wir babysitten..... Ich habe gebabysittet..… https://t.co/cWqBfzKQmXhow.... is there $455 billion unspent relief money someone smart explain this to me https://t.co/jwTvk99bFZ
Retweeted by the carie(obvs I am back online because Doris from fidelity took my money over the phone and got me back up and running with… https://t.co/KzFC0O7Pm5A new one for the 2020 bingo card: My internet was shut off while I was on zoom, for nonpayment, because my credit… https://t.co/xE6KyJvIzXAttn friends and relatives - this is on my Xmas list now; it's obvs the official gift for one's third Xmas as a Law… https://t.co/aHq5x0JBIV @GhostingDani obvs Moby-Dick & Beloved vis-a-vis "Unspeakable Things Unspoken" https://t.co/g9dqcvN6HX @GhostingDani @drreznicek YES Northanger Abbey plus all the novels mentioned therein! @GhostingDani oh dude this is brilliantBruce Boynton died today. A lot of people don't know his name but he is evidence of how recent slavery was. It's… https://t.co/IXK17MHtsq
Retweeted by the carie @S_Insley_H Aaaaa there are too many book sales!!there's uh.... a lot going on here https://t.co/XdzOCs71OU
Retweeted by the carie @daniel_j_crumbo mad props for hacking the TCEs just to compliment me this wayanyway two more academic monographs arrived today that i apparently ordered at some point in the recent past. plea… https://t.co/FhtvHCV1dgfor the record, yes, this was a *complaint*"she was irreverent toward the canon" https://t.co/2b5ChTYeoc
11/24
2020
@graceelavery 15! 18! 21! I, too, can add by threes! Not sure where that's gets us but it's probably going lesbians. @graceelavery ok, so if you make up a scenario *for the sake of an argument* and make sure your made-up examples co… https://t.co/Q06D8uQyTbI like that THIS is the one cog in the great wheel of government that is still functioning https://t.co/SGGKYGROba
Retweeted by the carie @alexcorey04 Ugh!Ethan Hawke do Pierre next challenge https://t.co/W7NE3p1X1M
Retweeted by the carieAfter attempts to get this published in the WSJ, the Times, and various other places failed, I've published a respo… https://t.co/yUr9sjg8VH
Retweeted by the carieCancel Thanksgiving forever, who cares. Garbage fake holiday. Next year, just plan a nice autumn dinner with your f… https://t.co/m27LgwTScf
Retweeted by the carieTwitter didn't even make this an animated gif. they just gave me an ugly number 12. i just... why am i still here? AND YETWHY HAVE I BEEN ON TWITTER FOR TWELVE (12!) YEARS??? https://t.co/CMJAwDLmMo{that dril tweet about household budget but instead of candles it's academic monographs.}A professor died of COVID last week, a staff member is hospitalized, a student died last month. The college preside… https://t.co/1WW97bhx8v
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11/23
2020
@KempoJesse Consider also all the TT folk making under $45k and it's very clear that practically no portion of this… https://t.co/bwZUkRFhhzTEAM FLAT PILLOWS heck yes https://t.co/dGqsJBLQjr☀️🌻Good Morning 🌻☀️ The Hill I'm willing to die on today is the erasure of the phrase "preferred pronouns". Over… https://t.co/BO2DjTdATp
Retweeted by the carie⚰️ https://t.co/wXOyIaJ9aLthanks i hate it https://t.co/yPqXMVUGQv @jamacintosh if you get your anarchist certification through a for-profit online school it doesn't count. real anar… https://t.co/BXVRuDf9MFSidney Powell is claiming their new lawsuit alleging voter fraud will be "Biblical." You know what's Biblical?… https://t.co/twyM3AL2uQ
Retweeted by the carieIn 4th grade I got detention for "being sarcastic" https://t.co/XApByqMlUdThere actually is a word that exists only in my hometown and it's "Stravenue"Howdy https://t.co/cTHmHXhjWX @badinfinity2 only intermittently haunted, should be mostly fine. @badinfinity2 look, some houses just disappear sometimes, that's not all that unusual. @badinfinity2 slightly less upside-down, not nearly as "ethereal"
11/22
2020
@nycsouthpaw "This is simply not how the Constitution works." (as an English professor, I'm digging the very clear… https://t.co/54XZp3IftX
11/21
2020

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