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@JeffJeff875 Doh! @PinkCamoTO @EyalTweet Bidibidip bidipdiptididip bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibiScience in 140. Denisovans. A sturdy human species known from remains in Siberia and Spain; bred with our ancestors to produce bass players.
Retweeted by Chris Barron @EyalTweet @JimmerThatisAll Oh, man.Me: ...and in high school I had a band called Deep Vein Thrombosis. Coroner: Sir, can you identify the body or not?
Retweeted by Chris BarronI don't have time for wallabies. Either you're a kangaroo or you're not.
Retweeted by Chris BarronWhaaa? https://t.co/eztgffEBKRCurious. Mitch McConnell refused to reconvene the Senate before January 19 to allow Trump's impeachment trial to s… https://t.co/Su23yZlgr1
Retweeted by Chris Barron @xojessrose Depressing times, friend.Benghazi: •GOP: 33 hearings & investigations over 5 years. Hillary's emails: •GOP: 20+ hearings & investigations o… https://t.co/bZ25SyoC80
Retweeted by Chris BarronIf you think it's going to come down to evidence or impassioned words on the Senate floor you don't know Republican… https://t.co/aHIH9E9p1S
Retweeted by Chris Barronhey guys, the party of eleven stupid fucking Benghazi investigations says it's time to move on from prosecuting the… https://t.co/GNoN2w88os
Retweeted by Chris BarronRight on. https://t.co/RAHNL6vgem @ShaneNatalie Ha @hamsteroflove @fullmoontales Awww @AnneStull Haha @LizBTropez God. Right? @JeffJeff875 Aww @heartofajedi @emily7m Amazingly funny movie @_dmkei Haha @SweetVeganRosie Yaaah!!LA!!! Adopt this kitty!!!! https://t.co/ZrP0eRvcc8 @MikeDancy Haaa @aronmagner Nice. @JennKnees I did!! @JustinLeoBecker Haaa @CrittersofAveB Yaaaah! @LeilaniMunter Haha @davidbernat @resumisu Love. @blgrieb @CarolLuvsHockey @JeffDanielswpg @perch35km Awww
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@waltshaub You rule, Walter..@waltshaub Does there have to be a guilty verdict in an impeachment to have a vote on whether the impeached indi… https://t.co/szovSV1p5w @CrittersofAveB @Vigness_Music @SpinDoctorsBand Nope. @JeffDanielswpg @perch35km @CarolLuvsHockey @blgrieb I look at it like, my feed my tone. You can have dissenting op… https://t.co/9K3Ynx0RQ7 @captainstardust It was about muscle facia @gerbil_loupgaro Ha. YupI love it when my wife learns a little factoid and tells me about it. @Richardmassey82 @wellis321 Wow. @wyrdgallery @Caitlin8991 So good. @thebookofsaint @WhaddupBubushka Yes.Here’s the video. This is big time. Thank you, Canada. Canadian lawmakers just voted unanimously to call on the… https://t.co/luqBr7hg1Y
Retweeted by Chris Barron @vixxstix Mud Lark is the name of your band.Stephen Colbert: not impeaching Trump because he is out of office is like setting Jeffery Dahmer free because he is full.
Retweeted by Chris Barron @MattOswaltVA Dig it. @de_scheut Yaaaah!! @defenestratexp Haa @mrfritznyc Nice. @AngelasPearls I worked out!! @BillWylie3rd I did it. @GPDBenTobias Here I go, bitches. Ok? https://t.co/8XsOyHT6F5 @GPDBenTobias Cool. Let’s do this. @GPDBenTobias I will!!!! @ShipsHaveSailed Ok!!! Thanks!!!! @AltruisticHomie @KerrygoldUSA Haha @AltruisticHomie Haaa. Thanks, friend.Not my car. https://t.co/U03qfItKbs @Vigness_Music @SpinDoctorsBand Nice. @collydoodle @BergdahlJB @NotEdelweiss I’m so sorry. @MangYars Maybe this one.I don’t know whether I’m talking myself out of talking myself into working out.. Or.. Talking myself into talking… https://t.co/upejBJf4FQHere we go. https://t.co/2OdpTKmToH @RobAnderson2018 Good morning, bud.Is there a better GIF to get than this one? https://t.co/VKRKb63A4F @chrisbrogan @LarenMR With a kitten on its back. @LarenMR @chrisbrogan Haaa @BergdahlJB @NotEdelweiss He’s got guitar player hands. @swordfish7774 @SamRichards1970 Aww @brad_battle @GOPLeader None taken. @GOPLeader You make me home there’s a hell. @CrittersofAveB Wowza @angrypuppyfilms HahaUnity is not submitting to the losing side's position.
Retweeted by Chris Barron @ColinHanlon @Susan_Lucci @julieklausner @billyeichner @DifficultOnHulu Haha @ColinHanlon You are an angel. @abiwright27 @FufufnickThis @JoeBiden YAAAAH!!! @Mookada “Kids” @TheMicheleWojo @StephenAnfield Every. Damn. Day. @StephenAnfield @TheMicheleWojo You can take one every day @MichaelWil3 You’re good. @peppelaar_media Haha @peppelaar_media Doh @MPITSolutionsUK Nice. @sultryglebe Ha. Nice. @BigMusicGeek HaaaRest In Peace. Sounds like he was a sweet guy. https://t.co/icXnSfSJxH @BergdahlJB @NotEdelweiss I’m so, so sorry. @SammiD72 Right? @loribythesea Aww @Innocuous_Flop @lucynorton4real @shanayafastje Awww. Who’s a lil’ helper?You tried to muzzle the certified will of the people, you disingenuous traitor, @HawleyMO. Resign. https://t.co/02ZfcCDjXU
Retweeted by Chris BarronI would welcome an invitation by the Senate Ethics Committee to tell them all I know about @hawleyMO and the ethics… https://t.co/bT1XqhBJrC
Retweeted by Chris BarronTwitter do your thing! FBI are looking for this guy for trying to gauge out a cops eyes at Capitol Coup #EyeGougerhttps://t.co/MSNYBHHkBB
Retweeted by Chris BarronHmmm. https://t.co/d0PkLnUfeyThe Hudson River (of my soul) https://t.co/v0uzXJeeSL @drfarls The Hudson.Lil’ love for this ol’ buddy. https://t.co/vHqXHAshKOVery sobering https://t.co/Heb0OIZOeD
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